Taoist Quick Wear

The man who is crazy about time travel has his heart pounding.

She is coming towards me.

"Have a good time!"

"Have a good time!"

The voice of the girl in white was clear and clear, and she came with a lingering smile.

The body of the crazy man who wanted to travel through time trembled.

Oh my gosh! Am I Yang Guo?

Ahhhhhhhhhh this is so happy!

I must punch Yin Zhiping and kick Li Mochou to marry Xiao Longnu, practice more advanced martial arts, and reach the pinnacle of life!

"Where have you been, and why can't I find you?"

She was getting closer and closer, and she could even smell a hint of fragrance, clear and distant, lingering in the white clothes, not like a person in the mortal world.

The crazy man with delusions of time travel was very excited, began to tremble, and made unexplained cooing noises.

Um? Something's wrong?

What the hell is Gu Gu Gu?

"Auntie, I'm going to get honey."

A handsome man with one arm flew from the forest. His Qinggong skills were the same as those of Xiao Longnu.

"Seeing that you were still asleep, I didn't call you."

Yang Guo hugged Xiao Longnu and smoothed her messy hair.

The man who is crazy about time travel seems to have been penetrated by ten thousand swords in his heart. Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu are both there, so who is he?

"ah--"

The crazy man with delusions of time travel raised his head and let out a roar of grief and anger.

There was a burst of bird chirping in my ears.

The crazy man who wanted to travel through time lowered his head, looked at his slightly bald feathers, and screamed again.

"Brother Diao, Brother Diao!"

"What’s wrong with you!"

Yang Guo came closer and when the time-traveling man was about to get away, Xiao Longnu threw out a few silver needles and pinned the time-traveling man in place.

Oh my God! Why have labor and capital turned into an eagle? ! !

So angry!

"Brother Diao, don't move. I'm here to see if you are sick..."

Xiao Longnu first checked the exterior of the divine eagle and found that it had no external injuries. Then she went to explore its internal strength, which showed that there were some ups and downs due to emotional changes, but there were no internal injuries.

"No problem." Xiao Longnu was very puzzled.

"Brother Diao screamed so miserably, let's try to remove the acupuncture points first." Yang Guo also looked confused.

After the silver needle was pulled out, the crazy man who wanted to time travel did not dare to howl anymore. He looked at them sadly, walked away, gradually approached the river, and screamed in grief and indignation on the beach.

Si Qingyan looked at it for a while and silently lit the wax for him.

It's a bit miserable, little brother, he was stuffed with a mouthful of dog food.

The crazy man who was stabbed again and again and wanted to travel through time had such violent mood swings that he was disconnected from the martial arts world.

"Enter the next world?" Si Qingyan asked.

The crazy man with delusions of time travel nodded blankly.

Still holding the World Pearl, he began to imagine what world he should go to.

Let's forget about the world of martial arts. It seems that I have no protagonist life at all. Even if you are Yang Guo, you only have one hand, so what’s the point? Should you lift your pants when going to the toilet? How to hold up your pants?

This time when I go to the ancient world, it’s better to be more ordinary. I want to be a scholar, eat the king’s salary, and share the king’s worries. You definitely can’t start from scratch, at least you have to pass the imperial examination and go straight to the top of your life...

Soon, he came to a new world.

He was surrounded by crowds of people, praising and flattering him, and there were voices praising the great master everywhere. The villagers brought chickens, ducks, and fish to give gifts. They were always looked down upon before, but now they all grovel.

So cool! So cool!

Wonderful!

This is the life a winner should have!

Si Qingyan watched with gusto.

Suddenly, things took a turn for the worse.

"Fan Jin, you missed!"

"The name is wrong!"

The crazy man who wanted to travel through time was shocked and found that things were not simple.

The people around him reacted very quickly. They immediately found their belongings and ran away with them.

The man who was delusional about traveling through time was stunned, and his body suddenly twitched uncontrollably.

"Hit..."

"Hit!"

Maybe the original owner was obsessed enough that the crazy man who wanted to time travel was still mumbling about it.

He danced and ran outside, feeling that none of this was real.

A muscular man with a fleshy face and a round waist rushed out, spit on his hands, rubbed them away, and slapped twice on the confused and demented face of the man who wanted to time travel!

(￣ε(#￣)pop╰╮o(￣▽￣///)

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"Beast, what did you hit?" Butcher Hu asked powerfully.

Si Qingyan couldn't bear to close her eyes.

Too bad.

This time, the man who wanted to travel back and forth was a little sluggish when he came out, as if he had been spoiled.

"The third world." Si Qingyan patted the shoulder of the crazy man who wanted to travel through time, hoping to give him some courage.

"Love really requires courage to face rumors~"

The crazy man with delusions of time travel suddenly started singing to inject energy into himself.

This time, he won't win the imperial examination by playing tricks, he will directly become an official.

It only takes three, this time it will definitely work.

Early in the morning, the crazy man who dreamed of time travel went to court with a group of colleagues, with a serious expression and a secret joy in his heart. This time it finally works!

"I have to sacrifice a strange animal recently, tell me, is it a deer or a horse?" A feminine male voice sounded.

The crazy man who wanted to travel through time took a closer look, and saw that this head with two horns was a deer, wasn't it?

"Deer." The crazy man with delusions of time travel said without thinking.

"Drag it down and kill it."

Others were talking about horses, and the crazy man who wanted to travel through time suddenly understood something. Today, I have not only participated in calling a deer a horse, but also acted as a chicken to scare the monkeys.

The big head was chopped off with one knife.

"The fourth time." Si Qingyan was a little numb.

The crazy man with delusions of time travel has become much calmer.

If I don't want to be an official anymore, I just want to start a small business and make a fortune from a humble beginning. That's okay.

Opening his eyes again, the crazy man who wanted to travel through time looked at the pork in front of him and fell into deep thought. Turned into a pig butcher? Should we wait and see or just sneak away? It doesn't seem worth wasting an opportunity.

"Ten pounds of lean meat, cut into minced meat, don't see any fat on top."

A tall and powerful man patted the table.

The crazy man with delusions of time travel began to cut the meat, silently gritting his teeth and persisting.

After cutting for a long time, the strong man came again and said:

"If you want another ten pounds of fat, don't see any sperm on it, but also cut it into jelly."

The crazy man with delusions of time travel continues to immerse himself in it.

I'll kill, kill, kill, kill!

Chop chop chop chop chop!

Suddenly, I felt like I had seen these words before, and I felt like I had heard them somewhere before. What are the keywords?

"I want another ten kilograms of golden cartilage, and chop it into mincemeat without any visible flesh."

The strong man said again.

A flash of inspiration flashed in the crazy man's mind, and he seemed to understand something, and he opened his mouth.

The opponent punched him in the chest, and a huge force instantly passed through his chest.

Poof——

Another punch, his mind went numb.

One more punch at the end. gameover!

"How do I know he is Lu Zhishen... If I knew, how could I dare to sell meat at the stall?"

The crazy man who had delusions of time travel murmured to himself, seemingly mentally shaken.

"The fifth world."

I don't think about anything anymore and just live a normal life. This time I will definitely not have any enemies, nor will I flirt with women or bully men or women. Just be more simple and simple. I hope I can live a little longer.

The crazy man who had a delusion about time travel carried a load and walked back from the street. He always felt that the people around him looked at him with an indescribable strangeness. They all seemed hesitant to speak.

Is there something wrong with me?

After returning home, my beautiful wife came to serve me attentively and served me tea and water. I was so unhappy. Although it can't be compared with his previous life, it is still a novel experience.

The crazy man with delusions of time travel has eaten and drank enough. He is a little tired and wants to do something happy, such as living in harmony. Suddenly my heart felt suffocated, as if it had been stabbed.

The crazy man who had delusions about time travel finally realized what was wrong with him. It seems that he is in poor health, which is why other people look at him strangely. Everyone should be envious of me for having a young and beautiful wife despite my weak body.

Thinking of this, the door creaked.

The crazy man who wanted to travel through time looked up and saw his beautiful wife coming over with a medicine bowl, her water snake waist twisting and turning, very seductively. She smiled charmingly and said:

"Dalang, it's time to take medicine!"

After a struggle, he was held down and given medicine, and he collapsed on the bed weakly, like a salted fish that had lost its dream.

"The sixth world." Si Qingyan felt that this business could not be completed. Five worlds had passed, and the world after that also had an ominous premonition.

The crazy man who wanted to travel through time took a deep breath.

This time, I don’t want a wife, especially a beautiful wife.

This world must be free, without constraints or red tape. You can do whatever you like, and pursue whoever you like directly, and don't deal with the frivolous things. Hongxing is out of trouble, why is she poisoning me? There is something wrong with me, and I get angry when I think about it.

A gust of cool wind blew by. Wearing an animal skin skirt, the delusional time travel man with a vacuum inside felt a coolness. He clamped his legs and instantly felt that this was a bit erotic.

He raised his head and looked at the rugged cave, without any fluctuation in his heart.

It's really freeing.

Surrounded by a group of primitive people holding wooden sticks and stone axes, wearing animal skin skirts of similar styles but different fur colors.

We went out for a walk in the afternoon. We all fell in love with a group of sheep and wanted to kill a few and take them back to eat.

The crazy man who wanted to travel through time mingled with the crowd, and like other companions, he hit the sheep with stones. Soon, he was scattered by the sheep, and the angry ram came directly towards him. The sharp horns made him doubt his life. After a stunning pole vault maneuver, he managed to avoid the goat's horns and was greeted with cheers.

The crazy man who wanted to travel through time breathed a sigh of relief.

It’s so happy to be a human being and die without starting! You can earn the admiration of the savage brothers from primitive society by just doing anything, and the admiration and predatory eyes of the savage girls. This feeling... is so happy! Still a little shy!

At night, bonfire party.

Everyone sang songs happily and ate meat. Although it was a little dirty, it was very artistic.

This is the state closest to nature, which makes people feel deeply. The bonfire jumping in front of you is not a simple flame, it is the sprout of primitive human civilization, a hope and a dream!

The crazy man who dreamed of time travel rejected several girls one after another. He was polite but graceful. He combed his clumps of hair and showed a calm smile in front of many surprised eyes.

This is life.

Bang--

A wooden stick hit the back of the neck, and he lost consciousness. He was dragged away by a strong savage girl.

In primitive societies, if you like something, you can pursue it directly. If it doesn't work, you can drag it away with a stick.

After some struggle, the crazy man with delusions of time travel woke up.

What greeted him were many hot, scalding, wolf-like, and tiger-like eyes. In this era, men's status in the group is slightly lower than women, and no one will help him in this kind of matter.

The crazy man with delusions of time-travel cut off his connection with the world in tears and slipped away like the wind.

Who can stand this!

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Thanks to the little angels who cast the tyrant votes or irrigated the nutrient solution for me~

Thanks to the little angels who cast [mines]: Yunnan Baiyao Band-Aid 3; Morning Flute Song 2; Chonglou, Mo Bai 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

Nini 20 bottles; Shimao, Liangmian Hotpot Malatang 10 bottles; Chongwei 8 bottles; Qianji 5 bottles; Yan Ji Zhengyi°, Yeyun 2 bottles; Like Water and Clear Sky, Wind Bell, Someone under the Flower Blessing Changsheng, Suijiu, Gu Cangyu 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!