Taoist Quick Wear

Si Qingyan was thinking about where to go in the next world when she suddenly felt a familiar connection. In the universe where countless worlds are floating, a strange building is wrapped in a silver-white light ball, similar to an ancient pawnshop. A large pennant hangs at the door with the word "Dang" written on it. The left couplet means don't enter this door if you don't have money, the right side means you can do whatever you want if you have money, and the horizontal line means that all things are money. So straightforward?

Si Qingyan came to the door of the pawn shop, and the door opened automatically, and a mechanical female voice said: "Welcome." It was probably like a product of the rudimentary technological world, where you would be greeted as soon as you entered, and you would say "Thank you for your patronage" when you walked out. . The pawn shop is paved with black floor tiles, which looks extremely hard and low-key. There was a very ordinary lucky cat waving on the tall counter. Seeing Si Qingyan come in, the lucky cat mouthed:

"Our boss is sleeping~"

"Wait a minute, handsome~"

"Sit there, pretty boy~"

The lucky cat has a Cantonese accent, which actually matches his appearance.

Si Qingyan walked towards the place it pointed to. There was a row of sofas over there, which were soft and comfortable. When she sat on them, she almost sunk into them. This sofa is not artificial leather, it seems to be the skin of some large wild animal.

Si Qingyan was thinking about his connection with something in this pawn shop, when a yawning voice came from behind the counter. She was soft and seemed to be a very young girl.

"Ouch~"

She didn't seem to wake up. She suddenly sat on the counter, her long eyelashes drooping and covered with a little mist.

"He is a powerful person..."

"You seem to have left something here with me."

"But it's too heavy."

"Will you come with me to have a look?"

Si Qingyan nodded.

The little girl jumped off the counter and led Si Qingyan to the other side of the darkness. She is wearing a black-bottomed cheongsam, covered with silver peonies and embroidered cloud patterns. The patterns float with light and shadow in the dark, reminding her of some exquisitely crafted antiquities, bronze tripods or porcelain, as well as the smoke and beacon fires of distant dynasties. There were no shoes on her feet, but an invisible air current held her up as she walked, and she could only hear the crisp sound of the bells on her ankles.

"What a joke, I don't have any suitable shoes to buy."

She yawned and spoke a little milkily, like a kitten that has not grown up. Her long, smooth hair is like a piece of dark brocade, hanging loosely behind her. There are a few dull hairs sticking up on the top of her head, and her face is still full of baby fat. She looks cute from any angle, especially when she speaks seriously.

"Miss, please come in."

The huge bronze door opened with a ringing sound.

"Idiot, how many times have I told you to call the master and the boss!"

She kicked the bronze door as if frustrated.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." The fake cry of the bronze door echoed in the long corridor, and there was no positive response.

Si Qingyan wanted to laugh a little.

She seemed to realize that her behavior was slightly inappropriate, coughed twice, and pretended that nothing happened. As if he felt that it was too obvious that he was hiding something, he explained:

"Such a large instrument will look silly after it generates intelligence. Do you understand what I mean?"

Si Qingyan nodded.

"Do you really understand?" she asked again.

Si Qingyan continued to nod,

"Um."

I understand, I understand.

Even if the young cub has powerful abilities, the subordinates will still have maternal instincts and want to hold the cub in their hands and pet them.

"Here, is this your thing?"

She finally stopped and let Si Qingyan look at the huge black ball.

This ball is bumpy and bumpy, like the back of the moon. It may indeed be a planet. Because the color is too dark, it looks more like an oversized black coal ball. The pressure caused the ground to sink slightly, and cracks on the floor kept appearing and healing.

"Yes." Si Qingyan didn't expect to be able to see her old things after so many years.

"Master...Master..."

A pair of watery eyes suddenly appeared on the black ball.

The little girl was obviously shocked.

"I thought this guy was dead."

"Master, master is finally going to take me on an expedition?" Black Ball asked excitedly.

It ignores all people except its owner.

"We can't go on the expedition yet, so let's settle the expenses." Her eyes were bright when she said this, and she was looking forward to it.

A golden abacus appeared out of thin air in his white and tender paws, and it began to calculate accounts with a crackle.

"Temporarily counting storage fees, maintenance fees, custody fees, and annual fees..."

"Calculated in thousands of years, it has been 32,600 years since I picked up this briquette. The total cost is..."

"One seven makes seven, two seventy-eight, three seven forty-one..."

"Your arithmetic..." Si Qingyan interrupted her.

"What arithmetic?" The little girl looked confused.

"For the sake of you and I being one of the few gods, can I give you a 50% discount?" she said.

"...Master wuwuwu...you go..." Black Ball cried first.

It knew how poor Si Qingyan was.

"Let's see... I want to go out for fun recently, but the pawn shop cannot be closed, and there is no suitable person to replace me. If you help me look after the shop, the fee will be written off, how about it?"

The little girl looked at Si Qingyan expectantly.

"Can."

Si Qingyan had no burden and agreed to work in exchange for the debt.

"Great! Sign the contract!"

She immediately took out a long piece of parchment, and after some "precise" calculations, she wrote her name - Hua Liang - after more than ten meters of accounts.

The contract did not stipulate the length of time, it only said "a period of time."

This is very feasible. Of course, Si Qingyan doesn't mind staying for a long time.

"You are so easy to talk to. You look like a good person! I won't play for a long time. After all, this is my hometown. I will go out and come back soon!"

Hua Liang was a little satisfied.

In fact, she is a very generous person. If the other party looks like you are at your mercy, she doesn't know how to cut.

"Okay, you stay here with me for the next three days and see how to slaughter... receive... guests..."

"Okay." After signing her name, Si Qingyan found that she also had many permissions in this pawnshop.

"I feel like you and I hit it off at first sight. How about we become brothers?"

"As long as you call me big brother, I will let you..."

Hua Liang was in a very good mood. She hadn't seen a god for a long time. I thought she was the only god in the world, but I didn't expect there was another one!

Si Qingyan looked down at this short cub who was a little greedy.

The temperature in the hall dropped instantly.

"What...brother...brother..."

Feeling like being stared at by some terrifying beast, Hua Liang stuttered and shouted twice, and suddenly felt something was wrong. She cleared her throat and said to the other creatures in the store:

"From now on, you can just call him the second boss."

Even if she surrendered verbally, in name, she was still the biggest boss. It was obviously not the age of gods anymore, why was this old guy so strong? It was too unfair.

"Okay, boss!" The lucky cat, the bronze door, the floor, and the entire pawnshop responded loudly.

When Si Qingyan got behind the counter, she found that there was a large space over there. There was a hanging basket with a thick and soft white blanket and a chicken leg pillow on it. Judging from the dent on the pillow, Hua Liang should have just slept there.

"You can sleep if you want. I'll get you a new one."

Hua Liang put away her chicken leg pillow and summoned a new, larger hanging basket with a soft black blanket, and put a pig's trotter pillow in it.

"It's boring here, very boring."

"There's no internet, and there's nothing fun to do. I've already finished all the single-player games, you can reset and play again, and you can play poker with the guys in the pawnshop, but Acai... that's the lucky cat, it plays cards very well, no one can beat it... it's boring."

"And the floor, you can just call it little brother, it likes to eat garbage."

"If there's anything stupid here that's looking for death, just let little brother deal with it."

Hua Liang smiled, his eyes narrowed slightly.

"The bronze door is called sesame, the password is open sesame, and the entire pawnshop has its own consciousness, but it rarely speaks, and only appears when there are big orders. Its name is puppy."

"I made a bet with you before, whoever loses will be called puppy, it's obvious."

"..."Si Qingyan was silent.

Looking at the dangerous light in Hua Liang's eyes, you can tell that none of the surviving gods are naive.

"Don't worry, they're all easy to get along with."

As soon as Hua Liang finished speaking, a welcome voice rang out at the door.

A drunk girl walked in, carrying a bottle of wine.

"What is this place for?"

"Wuwuwu..."

She looked at the two handsome guys in the pawnshop with her drunken eyes.

"Do you need anything?"

Hua Liang was still sitting on the counter, and her expression suddenly became very cold and indifferent, looking very unkind.

"I want to remove my wisdom teeth, but they are impacted, so expensive, wuwuwu..."

"I broke up today, failed the exam, failed the third subject, and my wisdom teeth are inflamed. I feel terrible."

The girl's tears fell hard, and her cheeks were swollen.

"So you don't want your wisdom teeth anymore?" Hua Liang looked down at her, his eyes slightly narrowed, and he looked a little majestic.

"No more."

The girl on the ground nodded repeatedly.

"Start the transaction."

Hua Liang walked down from the counter, and a huge electric drill appeared in his hand at some point.

"Is it so... so scary?"

The girl covered her face and rolled and crawled, trying to escape.

At some point, the door of the pawnshop was closed.

Hua Liang held a sparking electric drill, with a cold arc on the corner of his mouth, and approached step by step.

The girl was weak, pitiful and helpless, with tears in her eyes. She shrank into the corner, shook her head frantically, and wanted to struggle. Suddenly, a big hand stretched out from the wall and stabbed her neck. The girl fainted with horror.

Mom, save me! I met a chainsaw killer!

Then Hua Liang, like the villain, opened the girl's mouth and did whatever he wanted.

Electric drill, saw, axe, tweezers...

After a violent destruction, the girl's wisdom teeth disappeared, and she fell to the ground with blood spitting out of her mouth.

Si Qingyan's scalp was numb. Is this the job of running a pawnshop?

He didn't seem to be able to extract wisdom teeth.

"It's very simple, just knock her out and then gnaw the wisdom teeth."

Hua Liang smiled innocently.

If you ignore her bloody hands, she is still a very cute and harmless little girl.

The stone hand stretched out from the floor automatically, and helped the girl on the floor to stop the bleeding, apply medicine and wipe the blood, all in one go.

"Little brother is always so self-conscious."

"What can wisdom teeth be replaced with..."

"It seems that nothing can be replaced."

Hua Liang thought for a while, took out two White Rabbit milk candies from the drawer under the counter, and put them into the palm of the unconscious girl's hand.

"If you have cavities, you can come again."

The awakened girl stood in the alley near the police station. This was a blind spot for surveillance. She was a little dazed. She looked down and saw two white rabbits in her hands.

What happened just now?

How come the four wisdom teeth in my mouth are gone?

Oh no! Someone took my wisdom teeth!

She walked to the police station in a daze and tried to report the case. In the end, the enthusiastic police uncle called her parents and her mother grabbed her ears and scolded her back.

"Really... There were only two people... They looked very good, and they pressed me to the ground to extract my wisdom teeth..."

"You are kidding!"

The girl spoke incoherently and whimpered, but her mother didn't listen to her. She kept shooting like a pea shooter. There was no way, so the girl could only peel a candy and put it in her mother's mouth.

"I couldn't find you all night. I was scared to death."

"Mom, I don't dare... I won't go out at night anymore."

The picture ended, and Hua Liang nodded with satisfaction.

"Look, a good deal." Hua Liang held a small glass bottle in his hand, which contained the phantoms of four wisdom teeth. Wisdom teeth, as a special existence, can be stripped out by the pawnshop and used to plot against others.

"If anyone wants to take revenge on a bad boss, the emperor, etc., they can spend money to buy these wisdom teeth, and I will install them for them, and then they can make another fortune."

Hua Liang explained.

Si Qingyan nodded, so that's how it is.

What a clever little ghost.

"Okay, that's about it. There are a lot of things in the pawnshop. You should get familiar with them first, and you can do the next business. If it's suitable, I can go out and play soon."

Hua Liang stretched and looked very comfortable.

"Okay, I understand." Si Qingyan felt that he should be able to handle the new job.

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