Sword Slaying The Heavens
Chapter 80 Bald Bird's Underpants
The bald bird stared straight at Chen Fan with wide-eyed eyes. Under its body, at some point, there was a pair of large underpants of different colors, which completely covered its own bird's buttocks and thighs. It looks even more ridiculous!
But Chen Fan didn't seem to be moved, he still looked at it expressionlessly, then turned his head away without saying anything.
Boy, what's your attitude? Come and see the old man's new pants. The bald bird swaggered into the room and swung the pants up.
That's right. Chen Fan didn't look at it again, and after a casual response, he took out the jade slip from the storage ring.
Those two maids are not bad. The old man asked them to make a pair of pants. I didn't expect it to fit so well. The color is also very good... Bald Bird lowered his head to appreciate his new pants, very proud, chattering endlessly, When he raised his head again, he realized that there was a piece of jade slip stuck between Chen Fan's eyebrows, and he had already entered it.
Damn, I have no vision. The bald bird jumped onto the head of the bed after saying that, fell down and squinted to sleep.
overnight...
A ray of sunlight leaked through the gaps in the window sill, and fell into the wing room, while the fragrance of birds and flowers was still outside the house.
Chen Fan slowly opened his eyes. This time, he was finally not seriously injured. The kendo fragments in his body shattered and shattered, but they kept getting stronger in the end.
The bald bird also jumped up from the head of the bed and shouted loudly: The panacea, the old man is here.
After a brief wash, Xiaobai was already waiting outside the door. After Chen Fan opened the door, the two blushed and saluted Chen Fan with a slight smile, but there was always a trace of worry in their eyes.
Don't be nervous, even if you can't succeed, I will protect you. Chen Fan said lightly.
En, thank you, young master. The two of them were overjoyed when they heard the words, the worry in their eyes was greatly reduced, and they also forgot about Chen Fan telling them not to call him young master.
Chen Fan didn't say anything more, and took out the black iron token given to him by the bald bird from the storage box, the token of the master of Wanjian Sect.
Afterwards, a group of people went to Wanjian Villa in the city.
Along the way, several people once again met passers-by's sideways glances, especially the colorful and colorful underpants on the bald bird today, which were still eye-catching, which made countless monks laugh and discuss in low voices.
Look, that ugly bird has a colorful cloth around it.
Could it be that you know you're ugly and want to show yourself less?
No, that's a pair of big colored pants, haha.
The bald-haired bird was furious immediately, but because it wanted to get the panacea, it didn't have a big attack, but its mouth can't be spared.
Ugly, old man, these are pants.
What are you looking at? The one in the blue dress, yes, it's you. Look at the clothes you're wearing. The whole body is the same color, which means you're a single-minded, stupid person.
The bald bird waved its bare wings, pointing at passers-by, and never stopped talking.
You... The cultivator in blue immediately became angry, and was about to make a move, but was stopped by others. After whispering a few words in his ear, the man gave Xiaobai a surprised look, and then bowed his head and left embarrassingly. up.
In the middle stage of foundation establishment, in this Tianchi City, they can be regarded as a strong party, no one dares to offend easily, let alone now that there are two middle stage foundation establishment, who wants to go up and ask for humiliation.
At this moment, there was a sudden commotion behind the few people, followed by the sound of dense footsteps, and the passers-by on the road exclaimed and hid aside.
Chen Fan frowned slightly, and everyone turned around to take a look, only to find that it was a carriage, but the one pulling the cart was not a horse, but a triangular bull. Come as a coolie to pull the cart.
The triangular ox didn't care about the pedestrians on the street, and rushed forward at a faster pace. The carriage behind it was quite huge in shape, and it was made of a rare wood.
It exudes a faint fragrance, which makes people sitting in the carriage feel refreshed.
Moo! At this time, the Triangle Bull has already rushed in front of Chen Fan and the others. Seeing that Chen Fan and the others did not dodge like the others, the Bull roared angrily, but the speed did not slow down.
Damn, you stupid cow, don't let the old man stop. The bald bird pointed at the triangular bull and yelled. Unexpectedly, as soon as the words were spoken, the Sanjiang bull didn't stop, but showed a trace of anger and sped up. out of pace.
Da Xiaobai's face froze, he was able to drive a monster at the ninth level of Qi training, he must be a person of extraordinary background.
Chen Fan had a calm expression on his face, and the long sword in his hand came out of the sheath with a shua, and immediately the tip of the sword pointed directly at the triangular bull, and a majestic and terrifying sword intent also dissipated instantly.
Seeing this, the triangular bull showed fear in its eyes, and its four feet hurriedly stomped on the ground, trying to stop there.
However, it still arched all the bluestone slabs on the entire street, and slid several meters on the ground. The carriage behind it also slammed forward due to inertia, but it was directly pushed away by a soft force suddenly emanating from the carriage. The inertia was wiped out, and the entire carriage stopped firmly in place.
For a while, everyone on the street also fell silent, staring at the carriage one after another, as if they were curious about what kind of important person would appear.
There were also people who gloated at Chen Fan and the others, secretly thinking that the people in the carriage were going to teach them a lesson.
Damn it, whose broken car is so ugly? It scares the old man. Hurry up and pay for some miraculous medicine. Spiritual artifacts are also acceptable. The bald bird looked at the carriage as a matter of course and said loudly.
The onlookers couldn't help being startled when they heard the words, and then they all scolded the ugly bird in their hearts for being shameless, you scared others and didn't allow others to discuss it, now you are scared and want to claim compensation from others? And in terms of appearance, whether it is the triangle bull or the carriage, they are far more beautiful than the bald bird.
Who dares to stop my son's car? At this moment, a flat and coercive voice came from the carriage.
Immediately, a piece of cloth in front of the carriage was pulled away, and everyone felt a blur before their eyes, and a figure suddenly jumped out of it, appearing in front of everyone.
Chen Fan frowned slightly. The person in front of him was dressed in a fine attire and looked handsome, but there was a hint of coldness in the corner of his eyes, and his cultivation had reached the middle stage of foundation establishment.
Boy, is this car yours? You scare the old man, hurry up and pay some magic medicine or magic weapon. The bald bird raised its head and said.
The onlookers were speechless for a moment, just now they were shouting for panacea and magic weapon, but in the blink of an eye, they went up to asking for magic medicine and magic weapon.
Oh? A monster with an enlightened mind. The young man looked at the bald bird, then shook his head and said, It's a pity that it's too ugly, otherwise it could be bought and kept in captivity at home.
Where did you come from, boy, believe it or not, this old man sneezed and told you to go back to your mother's womb? the bald bird said angrily.
The young man still had a faint smile on his face, shook his head again, ignored the bald bird, turned to look at Chen Fan, and said in a deep voice, Is this your beast pet? Seeing that you are dressed like A person from a poor place, right? For the sake of your cultivation, I will quickly take your pet and leave, and I won’t bother you about blocking the way.”
Chen Fan frowned, ignored the young man, and whispered Let's go to Xiaobai, then turned around and continued walking in the direction of Wanjian Villa, Xiaobai hurriedly followed after seeing this.
But in this way, it also blocked the way of the carriage. Finally, a gloomy look flashed across the young man's face, and he said with a deep smile: Little brother, do you want to die here today?
After taking two steps, Chen Fan paused, and without turning his head, he said calmly, Noisy.
The voice was not loud, but it penetrated into everyone's ears. The young man's face darkened suddenly, and he shouted angrily, You're looking for death!
Immediately, he took out a yellow talisman in his hand, and wanted to shoot it at Chen Fan.
Fellow Daoist Bai, please be merciful. The cloth in the carriage suddenly moved slightly, and a light and clean female voice came out from it.
[I saw that everyone said that the update is too slow. In fact, apart from the slow hands of the commoner, each plot also takes a lot of time to conceive. In order to make everyone happy, the commoner does not want to lose quality for the sake of speed. From now on, there will be two to three updates every day. Update, the update time is 7:00pm and 11:00pm, there will be updates from time to time, thank you for your support. 】
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