Sweet Wife, Pampered Fast

Lu Xingzhi started a serious joke and said the first joke: "Girlfriend asked her boyfriend, my mother and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you save without asking? My boyfriend and me must save you. I don't know. "

Xu Che: "..."

Du Keyao: "..."

Mu Wei: "..."

This is the coldest joke they have ever heard, mainly when Lu Xingzhi told the joke, his face was serious, serious from beginning to end.

The intonation hasn't changed at all. They really sound like a teacher giving a lecture on the stage.

However, I don't know why, it's a little funny.

I don't know who laughed first, and then everyone laughed.

"Any more?" Mu Wei asked with a smile.

"Um." Lu Xing nodded, and began to tell the second joke with a serious face.

"Someone went to eat crayfish, went to the store and ordered a pot of spicy crayfish and went to the bathroom to wash their hands. A family of three sitting on the left side of the intersection, a little girl about four years old looked at the pot of spicy food brought by the waiter Lobster asked, "Mom, crayfish was eaten by us, would its mother be sad?" "

"This ..." The little girl's parents froze, obviously not knowing how to answer the daughter's question! The man who just passed by wit helped the girl's parents resolve the crisis: "No, because the mother of crayfish is in this pot."

Xu Che: "..."

Mu Wei: "..."

Du Keyao: "..."

It really turned out to be little knowledge, and it was very good. The look of jokes was the same.

"Hahaha ... hahahaha ..." Mu Wei suddenly laughed, and lay on the ground with a smile, and tears fell out.

Xu Che and Du Keyao, who didn't understand why he laughed so much, were a little bit compared.

Lu Xingzhi even looked at Mu Wei dumbly, stunned even more.

She wondered if the joke she told was really so funny?

Sure enough, watching a lot of jokes is also useful.

When you are embarrassed, tell a joke. At that time, the atmosphere will be much better.

Lu Xingzhi little fairy suddenly had a kind of honey-confidence. It turned out that she was also a very interesting girl.

She forgot to record the show and nodded with satisfaction, she was quite versatile.

When she went back, she watched more jokes.

You can also tell her uncle.

It happened that Du Keyao saw the picture of her nodding, and he joked with a smile: "Little friend, do you think that the joke you told was funny? Make Teacher Mu laugh like this."

"Um." Lu Xingzhi nodded, she felt that must be the case.

After hearing her confident answer, Mu Wei managed to stop her smile and laughed again.

Not happy.

After one minute, he got up from the ground, wiped his tears and said, "Mr. Du, Che, I tell you a joke. No, I will tell you a joke."

Although he said this to Du Keyao and Xu Che, Mu Wei looked at Lu Xing.

Du Keyao and Xu Che, and Lu Xingzhi looked at Mu Wei together.

Mu Wei cleared her throat and said, "There is a joke in this world called: Xiaozhi told jokes."

Both of them didn't react at first, and after two seconds, they both laughed.

"Hahaha ..."

"puff……"

Lu Xingzhi: "..."

Is it funny?

why?

Feel like laughing at her?

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