Supreme Crazy Wife

Translator: 549690339 

"Old man, you have to pay me!" Another unfamiliar voice rang out.

The second elder turned pale with fright. Who's talking now?

"Old man! It's me! The ground you're stepping on. " The owner of the voice was afraid that the second elder would look around again, so he simply pointed out his identity.

"You ... You know what I'm thinking?" The second elder stammered as he spoke. What kind of monsters were there! Just as he was thinking this, he immediately stopped. He didn't dare to continue thinking, in case someone peeked at his thoughts.

"I am the master of this space. Any living creature that stays on my body, no matter what, can't hide their thoughts from me." Black Earth said with a proud expression.

The second elder wiped the cold sweat from his forehead when he heard the earth God's words. He didn't dare to have any thoughts in his heart.

"Old man, pay us the money you owe us first!" The earth God said with a smile.

"I don't have any money on me right now!" The second elder's face was bitter as he spoke with some difficulty. His money had all been used to buy medicinal pills, and he was in a huge debt.

"It doesn't matter! You can also write us an IOU!" The earth said disapprovingly. Big rock and the fish didn't doubt its words at all. Obviously, the earth in this space was their boss.

An IOU! Another IOU! This was really infuriating! Why did they all know this move? His hands were a little weak from writing IOUs, and now he had to write IOUs for these elves. Damn it, what was this?

"I don't have a pen and paper!" The second elder said after a long while.

"It doesn't matter, we have it!" The earth God chuckled. Then, a white light flashed before the second elder's eyes, and a piece of paper and a pen appeared in front of him.

The second elder wanted to cry but had no tears. He held the pen and paper and did not move.

"Stinky old man! What are you thinking?" The fish was getting impatient as it roared.

"I wonder how much I should pay you?" The second elder asked in a low voice. He had no choice but to lower his head! Although he really wanted to write down a number, he was afraid that these guys would not be satisfied. He didn't dare to offend these local tyrants.

"I want a hundred pieces of top-grade crystal stones!" Big rock was the first to speak.

"What? I just sat on you and you want to charge a hundred top-grade crystals? Are you trying to Rob me?" The second elder was left speechless. These guys were clearly taking advantage of him? Although he had no choice but to compromise, he was not willing to be a spendthrift.

"I'm not an ordinary big rock, so it's naturally expensive for you to sit on me. Not only that, if you want to sit on me in the future, you'll have to pay again, and the price will be double. This time, I'm charging less because you didn't know about it." Big rock explained. The face on the rock was smiling so widely that it looked like a flower.

"We're the same!" The fish agreed.

"Mm! Not bad! I won't ask you for more this time. " The earth God also said.

After hearing their words, the second elder really wanted to hit himself with a piece of tofu. He didn't know what to say now. At most, he wouldn't sit or look at that stone and fish, but if this land just stood there and asked him for money, he would probably have to bear a huge debt before he could even get out. Moreover, he didn't know when he would be able to get out. These guys were really hateful.

After hearing the second elder's thoughts, the black soil man was in a good mood and laughed,""Old man! Don't be afraid! My charges are very fair, there are three types of monthly, yearly, or daily payments. Yearly or monthly payments are much cheaper than daily payments, which one do you choose?"

I don't want to choose any of them! The second elder wailed miserably. This was the first time he had heard of the so-called "year and month contracts", and this kind of idea actually came from a piece of land.

"Old man! You can't not choose any of them!" Black soil land said with a smile.

The second elder was shocked. He had forgotten that this piece of land would know what he was thinking. This was a big embarrassment!

"That ... I want to know how to do a monthly and a Nian contract?" The second elder asked carefully.

"It's a year's holiday! It'll cost you ten thousand top-grade crystals a year. At that time, you can sit on any of the stones I have on me. They won't charge you extra. Also, you can also enjoy the fish in this River as you wish, it's all free. "

"I'll charge you three thousand top-quality crystals a month. If you want to rest on the rock or relax by watching the fish here, you'll have to pay extra. To put it bluntly, except for you who can stand on my body, you'll have to pay for everything else,"

"As for booking the day! It was 200 top-grade crystals a day! Old man, this is much more expensive than a month or a year. I believe you will know how to make the best choice!" After black soil land explained, he gave the second elder another round of high praise!

"What if I leave this place in less than a year? Can I return the money?" The second elder thought for a moment and asked.

"Of course not! We don't give refunds!" Black soil land said with certainty.

"If you're afraid of wasting money, you can pay me monthly!" Black soil land suggested.

"I'll book the whole year!" The second elder sighed and said helplessly. He didn't know how long it would take for him to get out of here, but it was obviously more worthwhile to do it for a year than a month.

"Hehe! Old man, I told you that you're a smart man and know what's the best choice!" The black soil ground said happily. It didn't expect its first business to be a great success, it was really happy!

Then, the pen and paper floated in front of the second elder. The second elder smiled bitterly and obediently wrote down another IOU.

"Old man! Do as you wish! You can go anywhere you want here, don't worry! No one will collect money from you anymore!" The black soil ground promised in a friendly manner.

"En!" The second elder nodded. He had already signed an IOU. If he still couldn't go anywhere, wouldn't he be depressed to death?

However, he didn't dare to sit on the talking stone anymore. He looked around and then sat down on a relatively wide piece of land.

"Argh! How dare you! He actually sat on our boss's body!" Seeing the second elder sit down, the big rock said with a surprised look.

"I've already paid!" The second elder gritted his teeth. Did they think he wanted to sit here? It was all because he didn't want to sit on the face of that stone. Otherwise, he would feel weird!

"So what if I paid? Get up quickly and don't sit on my boss! Otherwise, I won't let you off!" The big rock said angrily. This made it even angrier than the old man sitting on its body.

"Then where should I sit?" The second elder asked dumbly. This annoying stone really liked to meddle in other people's business! The black soil under his feet didn't even have any objections, but he was the first to object.