Supreme Crazy Wife

"Master, I'm back." The giant black Wolf said.

"Big black, this is your friend." Lin Yuan said in understanding.

"Yes, master can call him big gray." The giant black Wolf grinned.

"Uh!" Lin Yuan was a little speechless. The names of these beasts were really simple enough. They actually differentiated them by color, hehe! I wonder what they're called when they're in the same color?

"Hello, big Black's master." The grey Python said politely.

"Hello, are you interested in that person?" Lin Yuan pointed at the Yao family's second elder on the ground and asked.

After hearing Lin Yuan's words, the gray Python slowly came to the side of the Yao family's second elder. After carefully observing him, it finally came to an important conclusion."This person's body stinks! How long have you not showered?"

"I don't know! Big gray, right? Take a look and see if this thing is edible!" Feng Da said with a smile. Since the Yao family's second elder liked to play dead so much, then he couldn't be blamed!

"Yes, I can eat it, but ... I hate people who are stinky." The grey Python's face was filled with dissatisfaction.

"There's no other way! Just make do with it!" Feng Da said helplessly.

"AI! Alright!" The grey Python unwillingly nodded and opened its mouth, but it did not bite down. The saliva in its mouth dripped from the corner of its mouth onto the second elder's body. In the blink of an eye, the second elder was completely drenched.

The gray Python's breath was extremely heavy, and it emitted a strong stench. Its saliva, in particular, smelled even worse. The second elder of the Yao family, who was pretending to be unconscious, could only hold his breath, not even daring to breathe loudly. At this moment, the Python's thick tail swept across his body again, causing him to lose all the breath he had held in with great difficulty, and the unpleasant smell directly entered his nose ...

The stench made it impossible for him to continue pretending. However, just as he was about to get up, he found that the huge gray Python's bloody mouth was right at his head, and its saliva happened to drip into his mouth.

"Cough cough!" The second elder of the Yao family coughed non-stop. He pushed the giant Python's head away, flipped over, and jumped up. Then, he vomited.

"Little Yao Yao is finally awake, sigh! Uncle spent a lot of effort to wake you up!" Feng Da couldn't help but grumble, and then he said to the gray Python in embarrassment,""Big grey, I'm sorry! I thought he was dead, so I wanted to give you food. Now that he's awake, I can't let you eat him!"

"It doesn't matter! If he dies again, you can just give him to me to eat. " The grey Python said indifferently, then obediently crawled to the side and stayed there.

"Little Yao Yao, did you hear that? If you die again, I'll have to feed you to this Python!" Feng Da said with a smirk.

"Come! It was better to obediently eat this meat! Uncle won't allow you to waste it. " Feng Da said.

"Uncle is the best." The Yao family's second elder gritted his teeth, his heart filled with hatred for Feng Da! However, he had no choice but to swallow his pride. Who asked him to pretend to be crazy! This time, he had really shot himself in the foot.

"Be good!" Feng Da personally watched as the second elder of the Yao family ate the raw meat again. Then, he took out a cup of water and passed it to him.

"Come, drink some water. Don't swallow it." Feng Da asked with concern.

The Yao family's second elder took the water, raised his head, and poured it all into his mouth. However, after he swallowed it, he realized that it was not water at all, but wine, and wine with a very high alcohol content.

As soon as the wine entered his stomach, he felt as if his stomach was on fire. Furthermore, he felt like he wanted to relieve himself. What the hell was this wine for him? Wasn't she trying to take his life? He couldn't wait to find a place to relieve himself, but before he could do so, he was stopped by Feng Da.

"Little Yao Yao, where do you want to go? Don't run around! There are many wild beasts in the forest, and they will eat you. " Feng Da said with a smile.

"I want to relieve myself!" The second elder of the Yao family shouted loudly. At this time, he no longer cared if they would find out that he was pretending to be crazy. He only wanted to find a place to solve his own problem.

"We can't relieve ourselves here, let big grey take you somewhere else!" Feng Da gave big grey beside him a look, and big grey quickly crawled over. Then, it used its tail to wrap around the Yao family's second elder, and with a 'whoosh', they disappeared.

When night fell, big grey and the Yao family's second elder still hadn't returned.

Everyone present couldn't help but secretly guess that the Yao family's second elder couldn't have secretly sneaked away! However, just as they were letting their thoughts run wild, they noticed that the gray Python was slowly crawling back with the second elder of the Yao family wrapped in its arms.

In front of the crowd, the gray Python threw the second elder to the ground with a look of disgust. The second elder's face was frighteningly pale and his body was extremely weak. He had been lying on the ground ever since he was thrown.

When everyone saw this situation, their gossiping hearts were all hooked. Hehe! The Yao family's second elder looked as if he had been ravaged by some beast.

"Don't let your thoughts run wild, I didn't do anything to him! He was the one who pulled for too long and was exhausted. " The gray Python could not help but defend itself when it saw the strange gazes of the people in front of it.

"Uh!" Everyone didn't expect that their thoughts would be seen through by a Beastie, and they were all a little embarrassed.

"Big grey, where did you take him? What took you so long?" Feng Da asked curiously.

"I brought him out of the forest to relieve himself outside of Linjiang City." The gray Python explained. How could it let a human relieve himself in the forest? That would be too unhygienic.

"Uh! You're really smart!" Feng Da agreed. The road outside Linjiang City was the only path the Yao family had to take. It was convenient to take the road there, and it would also give the second elder of the Yao family an unforgettable memory.

"Hehe! You're flattering me, but when he was relieving himself, he was surrounded by many people. " The grey Python said.

"This is really none of my business! I didn't know that there would be so many people there today. Usually, there aren't many people walking around there. " The grey Python explained with a wronged expression.