Superman Delta’s Life Diary

"Don't talk too much with them, beat him!"

I don't know who shouted, these girls started punching and kicking at Yinshi and Jiraiya, beating them fat.

Because the girls are all wearing swimsuits and bare feet, it is inevitable that spring will appear.

The two guys who were beaten were not ordinary people, and they were able to accurately capture the girl's spring when they were beaten.

The current situation of these two guys can be described as painful and happy. Some of these girls are ninjas, and it is quite painful to fight.

But these girls still know the weight, and there is no real heavy hand.

The beating continued for a while, and the resentment in the girls' hearts was almost dissipated. A ninja girl took out a rope from her backpack and tied Gintoki and Jiraiya to a big tree.

"Really, all good moods have been ruined."

"Let's go, let's go to a hot spring."

"Okay, I just hope there will be no more peeping guys."

"Leave quickly, I also want to take a bubble bath to get rid of the bad luck on my body."

While chatting, the group of girls packed up their belongings and left.

Only Gintoki and Jiraiya were tied to a tree with a blue nose and a swollen face.

When the voices of the girls gradually faded away, Yin Shi stared at a pair of dead fish eyes and said, "It's all your fault, you stinky old man, just discuss it, why are you so loud."

"You're still talking about me? Your own voice is not small, no, your voice is louder than mine." Zilai also said angrily, even if he was **** now, he still insisted on his own. Opinion, "The Opie is still the best in the right size!"

"Smelly old man! Of course, the big one is the best." Yin Shi said not to be outdone.

The two quarreled for a while, and Zilai also burst into laughter.

"Hahahahahaha, you are really good, curly boy! I really like you more and more, except that you like Daoupai so stubbornly."

"Hmph, who wants you to like this nasty old man." Yin Shi said angrily.

"My name is Jiraiya, Miaomu Mountain Toad Immortal Jiraiya! Brat, tell me your name!" Jiraiya asked.

"Silver time, Sakata silver time, Sakata silver time of Master House." Silver time also began to reveal his family.

"Sakata Gintoki? Sounds like a manly name."

Jiraiya also remembered Sakata Gintoki's name, he moved suddenly, and then the rope tied to him fell off.

Zilai also stood up and moved his body. He turned to Yinshi and said, "Brother Yinshi, it's interesting to chat with you, but I still have things to do, so don't let it go, see you next time. If so, I'll treat you to a drink, and let's talk about women."

"Understood, stinky old man, don't say such things that are obviously flagrant. Also, if there is a woman around you who is big and likes to take care of you, quickly grab it and never let go, you stinky character I'm sure there won't be a better one in the future."

Yin Shi babbled and kept talking.

"Oh?" Zilai also froze for a moment, then smiled slightly, patted his head and said, "I'm really getting more and more interested in you, I was just polite before, but now it looks real I want to have a drink with you."

"You stinky old man, I kindly remind you to come. You can drink, remember to bring a few beautiful girls, or you won't have a drink with this stinky old man." Yin Shi curled his lips, showing no appreciation.

"Okay, I can find the Daoupai girl you mentioned, and I don't know if you have the guts to come here." Zilai also looked up at the sky and continued, "It's getting late, I Leave first, see you next time."

After speaking, Jiraiya also flashed and disappeared.

Chapter 539 Forced to become the "Silver God" CP fan-headed Yin Sang Bu No. 9 the first update

Seeing Jiraiya, he disappeared in a flash. To be honest, Gintoki was handsome.

"Really, really cool, is this the charm of ninjas? Love, love."

Yin Shi pursed his mouth and said strangely.

But soon, Yinshi realized one thing, that stinky old man forgot to untie himself when he left.

"Damn, how is this rope tied, what occupation did that girl used to do, and the rope art is also very good."

Gintoki tried to break free from the rope tied to him, but after struggling for a long time, the rope showed no sign of loosening at all.

The girl who tied Gintoki and Jiraiya was a ninja, and unfortunately, her father worked in the torture department and learned a lot there, including first-hand binding techniques. This girl also learned some torture-related things from her father, including binding techniques.

Although this ninja girl did not enter the torture department, this binding technique finally had its place and was used on Yinshi.

"Ah!!! I can't take it!!! Anyone? Come and help me!"

Finally, Gintoki began to panic. You must know that this is not the safe and secure world of sanctuary. This is the world of Naruto, which is full of dangers, and it is the more important plot node of the Chunin Exam. Orochimaru and his party are still lurking in Konoha. , and it's not just Orochimaru, things like Bai Jue should also be there, and if you meet them, you won't get better.

Yin Shi kept shouting at his throat, trying to let others hear, what if Kagura Shinbachi came to him?

"Help! Shinbaha! Kagura-chan!"

"Help! Starlight Yisang!"

"Help! Ultraman!"

Yin Shi kept shouting like this, the sky slowly got dark, and it was midnight in a blink of an eye.

"Cough... help..." Yin Shi's voice became hoarse.

"No way, I'm desperate." Yin Shi leaned against the tree, looking like he had seen the red dust.

Ah, the surroundings are so quiet, am I going to become a Buddha?

At this moment, there was the sound of salsa when someone walked through the bushes.

Yin Shi, who was already lying flat, is now alive again, and continues to shout loudly: "Hey someone? Help!"

The visitor also heard Gintoki's voice.

"Kagura-chan, Yinsang's voice came from here."

When Yin Shi heard the voice of Xin Baji, he almost burst into tears.

"Hey! Shinpachi! Kagura-chan! I'm here!" Ginto shouted loudly.

Soon, Shinhachi and Kagura-chan followed the voice and came over.

"I found it, I found it, here it is." Kagura pushed aside the bushes and walked out, followed by Xinba Haw.

"Yin Sang, what's wrong with you?" Xin Baha was a little surprised, wondering why Yin Sang was tied here.

"Oh, hey, don't mention it. I met that old pervert from Jiraiya. I just wanted to stop his voyeurism, but the girls found me directly, and I was tied here as an accomplice." Yin trying to justify himself.

Xin Ba Haw looked at the tree next to him, and there was indeed a loose rope under the tree. It should be true that Yin Sang met Jiraiya, but Xin Ba Haw did not believe the second half of Yin Sang's words. .

Xin Ba Haw squinted and glanced at the binoculars that had been discarded at random. The logo on the binoculars was the simplified Chinese characters for Shenzhou.

Xin Ba Hao's tone was somewhat disgusting, and said, "Yin Sang, the telescope should be yours."

"No... That's right, I want to record Jiraiya's criminal evidence, so I can see it better with binoculars." Yin Shi said stubbornly.

"Forget it, I don't care about that anymore. You don't answer any of the calls we've called you." Xin Ba Hao complained helplessly.

"Ah? Can you make phone calls even when you come to this world?" Yin Sang was shocked, he didn't know that there was such a function.

"Of course you can. Haven't you heard Mr. Xingguang Ichi? The mobile phones made by Mr. Xingguang Ichi can communicate with each other in the same world, which is to prevent emergencies from happening suddenly." Shin Baha, in order to demonstrate, once again gave Silver made a phone call.

"Huh?" Xin Ba Haw was a little puzzled, and Yin Sang didn't hear the sound of the phone ringing or the phone vibrating.

"Ah... I turned my phone on silent for peeping at that time." Silver said after realizing it.

"Sure enough..." Xin Ba Hao was speechless, "You guys really went to peep."

"I can't help it, who made the beauty of Konoha Village so high." Yin Shi began to play a rogue.

But even if the phone wasn't muted, he couldn't get it now because his hands were tied behind his back and he couldn't move at all.

Kagura walked behind the tree and started to help Yin-sang untie, while pretending to be lost and saying, "Really, Yin-sang usually doesn't see enough of me? You have to go outside to see wild flowers. I'm so sad. Ah, woo woo woo woo, it’s clear that Yin Sang and I’s CP around sells the best.”

The more she talked, the more excited she became. In the end, the rope couldn't be solved, so she pulled up the whole tree and prepared to throw it out together with Yinshi.

"Hey hey hey hey hey, calm down! Don't get too involved in the drama! When did the two of us form a CP? Isn't the official surroundings of the Master House all the three of us together? Don't talk nonsense, be careful This new group has been banned again." Yin Sang hurriedly shouted, and at this critical time, he finally remembered that there was a glasses stand in the Master's House.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuously, Yin Sang doesn't even recognize the CP anymore, so what's the point of my life, Yin Sang, go to hell." With that, Kagura prepared to throw the tree out.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

He could see that the little aunt Kagura was learning badly with the group of big aunts in the traveler's hut.

Although the boss of Xingguang is here, he should not die or be disabled, but he still can't stand it suddenly.

Seeing that he was about to fly out with the big tree, Yinshi didn't care about his integrity, anyway, that thing has never happened before.

He shouted: "Okay, okay, I know, I won't mess around in the future, Anxin fans "Silver God" cp, I will be a fan of "Silver God" cp in the future, I will publicly admit it when I go back live . "

Hearing this, Kagura let go of Gintoki, and put the tree down again, but put it upside down, and the end where Gintoki was tied became the top instead.

"Silver..."

Xin Ba Hao pushed his glasses, and Xin Ba Hao felt that there was nothing wrong with Yin Sang's practice of exchanging moral integrity for personal safety. It was nothing more than the multiple titles of Lo. Li. Control on his head in the future, but if it was really said in the live broadcast... .

"Yin Sang, now everyone has acquiesced to your identity as a traveler. If you really admit that you are a Silver God CP fan in the live broadcast room, then it is estimated that there will be an uproar. It’s time to hit the bottom, and the real world chimpanzees and voice actors are expected to be harassed as well.” Shin Baha expressed his worries.

"Big wave? Where is the big wave?" Unexpectedly, Yinshi's current focus is here.

Xin Baha patted Kagura's shoulder and said seriously: "Kagura-chan, don't worry about this scumbag anymore. There are many good men in reality, and this scumbag will send him to hell."

Kagura tilted his head, with an expression of sudden realization.

"Xinbaha, you stinky brat! Don't you feel heartache if everyone's favorite Yin Sang dies like this?" Now Yin Sang is tied to the tree, he kicks his legs, trying to protect his own life Fight rationally.

Although it was noisy for a while, Shinhachi and Kagura still put Yinsang down.

"Yin Sang Yin Sang, you must remember what you said and admit it in the live broadcast." Kagura reminded beside him.

"Oh, I get it, you stinky **** is really annoying, and I will bear the name of Lo. Li. Kon in the future." Yin Shi groaned, moving his wrists and arms, tied to the In the afternoon on the tree, both his arms were cold and numb, and his blood was not smooth.

He looks unhappy now. After so many years, he was discovered by peeping, and then was blackmailed by a little girl.

If I knew this earlier, why didn't I just explain my virginity in the anime earlier.

It doesn't matter if it's a female orangutan, a perverted joker, a male wife, or a gender cognitively impaired kid, even a robot and an expired Obasan.

As a result, now I have to personally admit that I am a cp of the stinky brat who have not grown all the hair, which is really a headache.

"Yin Sang Yin Sang, I want to ask you something." At this time, Kagura began to call out Yin Shi again.

"What's the matter?" Yin Sang asked impatiently.

"Yin Sang, I don't understand, what does CP mean?" Kagura asked with a small face, her expression was youthful like that of a primary school student, and she couldn't tell that the explosive words just came out of her mouth. .

After a while of silence, Xin Ba Hao and Yin Shi complained at the same time: "...So you don't know what CP is..."

After speaking, there was another silence.

After waiting for a while, Gintoki stood up, he moved a bit, and his whole body rattled.

"Let's go, let's go to the boss of Xingguangyi." Yin Shi said, he suddenly felt that it was boring to compete with a little girl.

It is estimated that Kagura is where I heard the word "cp", and I took it out and used it when I found it interesting.

"By the way, Kagura-chan, the "CP" you mentioned, its full name is CIPHERPOL, a secret spy agency under the Judicial Island, an agency directly under the world government. " Yinshi flickered Kagura and said seriously, "In the future, whoever said what kind of CP should be formed, that is, to play role-playing related to One Piece. "

"Oh, so that's what it looks like." Kagura looked suddenly realized, she nodded sharply, indicating that she understood.

"Okay, okay, it's getting late, let's leave quickly." Xin Baha interrupted Yin Shi, who was still trying to talk nonsense.

So, Yin Shi didn't say anything, turned around to confirm that nothing was left here, and left with Xin Ba Ha, and said, "Kagula, get ready to leave and follow up."

"Understood~~" Kagura said obediently, but she was one step behind Shin Baha and Yin Sang.

Suddenly, the innocence on Kagura's face disappeared, replaced by an expression similar to Yagami's "Scheduling".

"Hmph, do you think I don't know what cp means? It's really you, Yinsang.

Now we have changed the set, and I am no longer the heroine, so I have to fire CP to keep my topicality.

Poor Yinsang, you will be fooled by me ignorantly. "

Kagura thought so, a strange smile appeared on his face.

However, what she didn't know was that Gintoki in front of her also had a "planned" expression on her face.

"Naive Kagura sauce, do you think I don't know what you're thinking? Do you really think I'm the one who suffers? The world of shelters is also very popular in the world of CP. I'm being tricked by you like this, but instead I'm like a tolerant old father. When this jump comics are getting old and yellow, I have to rely on this operation to become more popular. "

Thinking of this, a strange smile appeared on Yin Sang's face.

But Gintoki didn't notice it either, and Shin Baha, who was leading the way in front of him, also showed a "planned" expression on his face.

"Yin Sang and Kagura sauce, you guys are too naive. Do you think I didn't even notice your intrigue? No matter what you are fighting for, as long as I stick to my Tucao and eye-catching characters, This group will always have my place, you guys continue to play your **** and **** jokes."

Thinking of this, a strange smile appeared on Xin Ba Ha's face.

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