Superman Attack
: You are all hypocritical
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A wonderful futuristic battle is being staged in Laojiekou. The whole body is covered in armor, like a robot, and it is fighting with a blind woman. Neighbors in the old street were hiding at home, watching this scene through the window glass, but the thirty-two father-in-law walked behind the nearest telephone pole and quickly recorded it on the paper.
The neighbors wanted to tell this idiot that he should use his mobile phone to record this passage, so he could watch it slowly when he got home, and write it down slowly, but at this moment, the thirty-two father-in-law had already entered a state of extreme excitement, and he would say nothing. won't listen. What a fool likes to watch is someone who is more foolish than himself, so the old neighbors in the whole street are happy.
Daredevil knows how to avoid the heat | weapon | weapon, and rotates close to the future soldier, so that he has no chance to shoot himself with the machine gun, but her fists can keep bombarding the future soldier, every punch every time. The feet will knock the future warrior back a few steps, making him farther and farther away from the iron flower.
However, the combat power of Daredevil is relatively poor in the Justice League, and her righteous power is not enough, so her attack basically has no effect on the future soldiers, although it can be knocked back, but But it couldn't hurt the Golden Bamboo Gang warriors inside.
Of course, the future warrior can't hurt Daredevil. She is like a swimming fish, circling back and forth beside the robot, making it powerful and nowhere to use it, and she can't catch a single hair of her.
"Idiot, don't let her turn around you." Hua Butterfly cursed angrily, "You can solve it by throwing a grenade at your feet."
Only then did the future soldier suddenly realize that he hurriedly smashed a grenade at his feet.
Daredevil was startled and jumped to the side quickly.
The grenade exploded, and a wave of air rushed out of the future soldier's feet. The shrapnel hit his armor and sputtered in all directions. The soldier inside was unharmed. Daredevil is not as hard as it is, with a few shrapnel slicing through her body, making a few slits in the dark red leather jacket, the snow-white skin inside was also cut open, and blood gushed out.
Daredevil rolled onto a telephone pole and took a break.
The future soldier held a grenade in his hand and laughed loudly: "Come again? Hahaha, come again!"
Daredevil is a little helpless and lacks justice, otherwise, what is the fear of this mere iron lump...
The Future Soldier used a submachine gun to swipe at Daredevil for a while. The bullets hit the telephone pole, and the splashed cement blocks flew around. Then he threw a grenade next to the telephone pole.
Daredevil girl's heart is not good, it's not easy to hide this time...
At this moment, another futuristic soldier in armor flew in the sky. It didn't have a gun, but a huge chainsaw. With a bang, it landed in front of the telephone pole, and the impact force when it landed stepped on the ground with two large pits in the shape of the soles of its feet. It blocked the front of Daredevil with its body, the grenade exploded, and all the flying shrapnel were Hit it on the body, but it was all bounced off by the solid armor.
The new future soldier raised the chainsaw horizontally, turned on the loudspeaker, and said loudly: "The robber who blackmailed my father, give me back the universal armor!" The voice was crisp, and it turned out that the person inside was a violent loli.
There were originally two sets of this kind of armor, one was for military use and was stolen by the Jinzhu Gang. The other set was for civilian use, and it was once displayed. What Lin Bai saw at the press conference was the civilian armor, which was the set worn by the fierce Loli.
"Yo, look what I saw?" The future soldier burst out laughing: "A suit of civilian armor is actually trying to fight against my military suit."
Violent Lolita snorted coldly: "Don't forget that I'm from Tianshu Technology, no one knows the difference between these two sets of armor better than me. Military armor only has more power boosters and speed boosters than civilian armors. The force is exactly the same, and the weapon you carry can't hurt me at all."
Future Warrior:"……"
Violent Lolita raised a huge chainsaw and laughed: "But this chainsaw can hurt you, do you believe it? It's a high-frequency superalloy chainsaw. Special tool for cutting armor pieces."
The Future Warrior took a step back, obviously frightened.
"Idiot, she's bluffing you." Hua Butterfly scolded into the microphone: "You have a speed booster device, you move faster than her, and she's a little loli with almost zero combat experience, so she can't saw it at all. When it comes to you, I'm afraid of a fart."
Only then did the future soldier wake up, yes, as long as I move faster than her, her chainsaw can't cut me, what is there to be afraid of?
"Don't fight with her, it won't hurt her anyway, it's pointless to fight like this." Hua Butterfly ordered: "Push her away, then walk into Tie Hua's range and try to kill Overlord Flower, if Of course it's best to kill her, but it's fine if she can't kill her. As long as she can walk into her territory and make trouble, and then come out without incident, it's equivalent to stepping on the face of Overlord Flower, and she won't be qualified to say anything in the future. Those who enter the range of the iron flower die."
The future warrior got the order, shouted, and punched the fierce loli standing in front of him...
Violent Loli waved a chainsaw to cut its fist, but the future warrior was obviously faster than Loli, and one punch knocked her backwards. Although she was not injured, the chainsaw missed the target. She gritted her teeth, got up, and swung the chainsaw on again.
The two futuristic warriors at the intersection of the street fought together, fists and chainsaws flying around, making it dizzying to watch, but the witch was not even interested in watching it. She actually picked up the newly bought Huawei Mate7 mobile phone and gave it to Lin Bai. I made a phone call: "Hey, husband, someone is going to rush into our territory and wants to step on this king's face, why haven't you, the man in charge, come back to protect the weak wife?"
"Bullshit!" Lin Bai was still on the ruins of Liu's house at this time, holding Miss Liu with his left hand, wiping her oil secretly, and holding the phone in his right hand, he said angrily, "Why are you weak? I'm busy here, don't bother me, You do it yourself."
The Demon King whimpered, learning the Taiwanese accent: "Isn't she busy wiping the beauty's oil? Her waist is not as thin as the king's, so what is there to touch? You are coming back soon, I just escaped from you. The future soldier of the past has come to the old street now, don't you really want to kill it?"
Lin Bai was refreshed: "Then the goods have arrived in Laojie? Damn it, I really want to kill it, but I don't have enough strength."
The Demon King giggled and said, "Come back quickly, this king will give you a good thing that can kill it and let you vent your anger."
Lin Bai was overjoyed. When he was happy, he even forgot to wipe the oil. The so-called face issue, he would rather die than give in. The matter of being escaped by the future soldier made him feel ashamed, so the top priority is to kill it first. As for the beauty... cut... it's not Qianqian, just touch it twice, there is no need to hold it and not let go.
The Demon King whispered, "Look for a place where no one is there, and this king will open the portal to pick you up." She took the ragdoll Lin Bai, who was still singing "She has horns on her head, and a tail behind her. ”, the demon king kicked it angrily, and the doll closed his mouth and followed the demon king back home, and the two went up to the second floor together.
Lin Bai let go of Miss Liu and used a urine escape technique to get into the woods. There was no one around. Before he could say "you can open the door" to the mobile phone, he saw that a portal had appeared in front of him, so he buried his head. He got into the door, and after a while of space distortion, he returned home.
Lin Bai was startled when he actually stood in front of him, as if he was looking in a mirror. Of course, what scared him was not seeing himself, but when he looked at himself from the perspective of others, he felt that he was too Diaosi, he couldn't see it, and the shorts and short sleeves were more than the poorest and most scumbag. Better yet.
The Demon King smiled and slapped the fake forest white head, and it turned back into a ragdoll and lay quietly on the ground.
"I'll wipe, this magic is a good bunker." Lin Bai felt that this trick was very interesting. If he used it to do bad things, he could create an alibi for himself. Next time, I will use this fake Lin Bai to accompany the flat-chested policewoman to eat hot pot, and my real body will go to **** and rob.
"I think about it all, but I don't dare to do it." The Demon King seemed to see through his thoughts, and giggled: "Okay, it's time to prepare to deal with that broken armor, you can find a knife... "
Lin Bai didn't ask her what she was using the knife for. Anyway, it must be useful. This woman is lazy, and she can't do meaningless things. So I went downstairs to look for a knife, the fruit knife is definitely not good, it is too small. The watermelon knife is the most popular, but unfortunately I don't have one at home. Looking around, the most reliable knife at home is actually a kitchen knife...
Lin Bai came to the second floor with a kitchen knife. He remembered a song~www.wuxiaspot.com~ a martial arts film that he watched when he was a child. The theme song sang: "I am proud of a single knife in a lonely lamp." Now he needs to change the lyrics: " Xiaobai carries a kitchen knife, and I am proud of the old street", which is actually quite good.
The Demon King glanced at the kitchen knife and covered her face with her hands: "Can you be cool occasionally, what exactly are you going to do with a kitchen knife?"
Lin Bai spread his hands: "I only have this kind of knife."
The Demon King suddenly laughed: "This second-hand look is actually your advantage. This king likes it very much." She silently chanted a spell, and then reached out and patted the kitchen knife lightly, a green wind Rotating around the kitchen knife, it was like the spirit of the wind was dancing.
Lin Bai felt that the kitchen knife in his hand became very light, and his whole body became lighter: "What kind of magic is this?"
"This is called blessing magic." The Demon King smiled and said, "Bless this king's magic power on this kitchen knife. Now it is no longer a kitchen knife, but a demon knife."
Lin Bai was overjoyed, the demon sword! When I was playing games before, I often saw things like "Monster Sword Muramura" in the game. I felt very awesome. I didn't expect that I would have one too... Well, it's just a bit of a shape.
The Demon King smiled and said: "Take this knife and go chop the future warrior. By the way, take off the superman's underwear, and if you have this king's treasure, you don't need to use the superman's underwear again. You old bastard. Is it to mix the good and the evil together, don't you feel that your heart is blocked?"
Lin Bai flatly said, "Why is there such a clear distinction between justice and evil? I think you and the Justice League are very hypocritical!"
(rolling for a recommendation ticket)
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