Superman Attack
: I will never forgive the demon flower
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I haven't recovered from my illness. I got a drip yesterday, and I still feel dizzy when I get home. I've been lying in bed all day. This morning I tried my best to code this chapter, and I can't hold it when I get to the last 1,000 words. , Father-in-law has to go back to bed immediately... I'm so sorry to all readers.
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Lin Bai Khan, I heard that some people will have short-term memory loss because of too much stimulation. It seems that the fairy princess is this type. She couldn't accept what happened last night, so she subconsciously gave this part of the memory to her. Blocked, just like pornographic novels will be blocked by websites!
Lin Bai breathed a sigh of relief, forget it, it's not a bad thing to lose memory, poor little girl, it's not that I'm sorry for you, it's really your mother who cheated on you... Uh, but it's not like a man to shirk his responsibility, She had to be responsible for what she did, whether she remembered it or not.
Lin Bai stretched out a hand to the princess and said, "Princess sister, marry me."
"What..." The princess was taken aback, because she didn't remember anything that happened last night, so she was really unprepared for Lin Bai's sudden marriage proposal, and her whole body trembled: "Aiya, I got up in the morning, I didn't wear my clothes, I didn't brush my teeth, you suddenly mentioned marriage to me... I seem to need to wash my face before thinking about it."
"Okay, think about it slowly, don't be too hasty." Lin Bai said.
At this time, the queen got up. She obviously heard the conversation between the princess and Lin Bai just now. She originally wanted to slowly coax her daughter after getting up. Unexpectedly, her daughter was so stimulated that she forgot what happened last night. ...This saved her a lot of lip service, her eyes rolled, her wickedness rose again, and she hugged her daughter and whispered, "Dear daughter, what else are you thinking about? Hurry up and agree... Don't you want to? Do you make some effort for the future of the elves? The marriage of the next-generation queen of the elves and the king of the demons is such an important thing, to ensure long-term peace between the two races."
The princess wiped her sweat and said, "Mother, that's what you said. But... Mr. Demon King already has a wife. His wife's name is Li Qianqian, and she's a very good sister."
The queen pursed her lips and said, "Do you think Mr. Demon King is an ordinary person who can only marry one wife? Since he is a king, of course there will be many princesses. This is a matter of course, and it's your fault that you care about this kind of thing. Besides, Li Qianqian is just a diaosi wife in the world of others, but in the world of demons, he can also marry another queen..."
The princess was dumbfounded by being fooled. After a long time, I finally realized that the situation is not right: "Mother mother, why are we not wearing clothes on the bed of Mr. Demon King?"
The queen turned her bad eyes and said in a low voice, "It's not all your fault, the cataclysm happened yesterday, you seemed to be frightened, and came to me at night to drink and panic, and we both got drunk, and then you Forcibly dragged me to Mr. Demon King, saying that he wanted to decide for you or something..."
The highest level of panic talk is seven points of truth. Three-point leave, the queen is obviously a master, many things she said are true, and the princess was convinced and asked: "Yes, yesterday I asked Mother to call the shots for me, and we will find the devil at night. What is the result of the fair discussion, sir?"
The queen said with a sad face: "On the surface, you said that you want to seek justice from him, but in fact you love him in your heart, and as soon as you entered the room of the Demon King, you took the initiative to take off your clothes. Jump on the Demon King's room. The bed... Also, it's not enough to touch your thighs, you have to look like eighteen to be enjoyable."
"What?" The princess was taken aback and almost fainted: "I...I...I am so shameless?"
"Yeah, it's too much." Her Lady Queen pretended to be sad and said, "It's not enough for you to serve Mr. Demon King by yourself. You're still trying to die, asking me to go to bed as a mother to guide you... I love your daughter the most. I was forced by you, so I had to go to bed with you..."
"Ah? I actually did such a thing?" The princess was all Spartan, groaned miserably, and fainted again.
Lin Bai listened to the queen fooling the princess. The more he listened, the more it felt wrong, until finally the princess was frightened and fainted again, and he finally couldn't bear it anymore. He walked into the room, picked the queen up from the bed, and gave a "crackling" spanking: "I said you are a woman too. It's too boring, is there such a spoof of your own daughter?"
The queen didn't even feel pain when she was beaten, and said with a giggling: "This is a good thing for you, look, my daughter can't remember anything, and the next time I serve you, she will be like a virgin again. Fresh, and then again, she loses her memory and becomes as fresh as a virgin, repeating this countless times, you will always be playing with a virgin."
Lin Bai gasped, Nima, where did this come from? Forget it, it doesn't make sense to reason with this unremarkable woman, absolutely can't deal with her, treat the princess well in the future, and don't deal with this crazy widow.
Climbing out of the tree house, the sunlight outside is actually very bright...
It's weird, isn't the sky in the devil world covered with black clouds all day long? Why is there sunshine? Lin Bai looked up and saw that the sky was clear, but he couldn't see the dark clouds that had lasted for many years. It turned out that yesterday's cataclysm led to landslides and tsunamis, but also caused climate changes. High-level convection formed a huge wind, which swept away the dark clouds in the sky, and the demon world turned into a sunny place.
The black forest was bathed in sunlight, and the plants got the sunlight, and they became excited immediately. Many flowers and plants grew wildly overnight, and the whole forest seemed to be prosperous.
Many elves traveled through the black forest. They were picking up the trees that were knocked down by the earthquake, cutting the wood, and preparing to rebuild the tree house. Although their homes were destroyed, the vitality brought by the sun made the elves very happy.
Lin Bai is also very happy. Without the dark clouds, it feels like a serious world. He should go back and arrange for the rebuilding of Black Dragon City. This time, of course, the monsters will not be allowed to build by themselves. First, ask someone to make a city plan, and then ask the Roaring Engineering Team to build it, so that a truly eye-catching city can be built.
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Marvel World, headquarters of the League of Evil.
The Hydra Legion was finally ready to invade the human world again. The female orangutan was standing in front of the Red Skull and said respectfully: "Master, after I have done several bad things in a row, the evil forces have already I have accumulated tens of millions, and this time I am confident that I can defeat the superman in the human world."
"Very good!" Red Skull was very proud, and waved at the biologist Ye Xiao who was standing behind him, "How are your preparations?"
Ye Xiao immediately reported: "The preparations are very good. I have extracted enough genetically modified drugs for thousands of people to use, and I can arm a thousand troops at any time. According to the information we have now, the Huaxia Dragon Group in the human world has two More than 100 genetically modified agents, we have a thousand to two hundred, and they only have a share of failure."
"Haha, very good." Red Skull looked up to the sky and laughed wildly: "A thousand genetically modified warriors. More than enough to destroy a city."
"Captain, there is still information about the activities of Spider-Man, Iron Man, Batman, Daredevil, Black Widow and others in the human world, and we have to guard against it."
Red Skull nodded and said: "It's natural, our evil allies are all ready, this time will be a full-scale attack on the human world. All super villains will be dispatched collectively, so as not to disturb Shuangqing City. Chaotian, we will never give up.”
Red Skull said in high spirits: "Pass my order, the soldiers of the whole regiment will take a three-day holiday, and three days later, they will start the battle in Shuangqing City."
Just when the Red Skull was arrogantly arranged, the clown hid in another room, and secretly discussed with his subordinates, a scoundrel who looked like a lunatic said to the clown: "Boss, why don't we get along with him? What about the Hydra Corps acting together?"
The clown sneered: "Since ancient times, there has been no good end for the villains who attacked frontally. I am not as stupid as the Red Skull. Our clown army has to play our own style!"
"Oh, boss, what exactly is our style?"
"Of course it's a conspiracy." The clown smiled proudly: "Red Skull's goal is too big, all he has been thinking about is how to target Shuangqing, but our clown army's goal doesn't need to be that big, I think It doesn't make much sense to capture Shuangqing, what's really important is to capture Laojie! Although the Justice League people have been covering it up very well, all kinds of clues have pointed out that Laojie is the headquarters of the Justice League in the human world."
"Ah. Since it's the enemy headquarters, it must be heavily defended, so it's hard to break in."
"That's right, the enemy's most powerful flag. That is, the unfathomable Overlord Flower, who has never left the old street and has been in charge of defending the old street." The clown gave a weird laugh: "Idiot red Skeleton has always regarded the masked hero as the most powerful enemy in the human world, but in fact, I think the most terrifying enemy on the old street is the Overlord Flower... Her strength is immeasurable, too powerful..."
"Then we're going to fight Laojie?" The rogue felt incredible.
The Joker laughed weirdly: "The more powerful the enemy, the more obvious weaknesses there will be. Just like Superman is afraid of kryptonite, the Overlord Flower also has an obvious weakness, she can easily lose control!"
"Ah? Boss, how did you come to this conclusion?"
The clown took out a CD and threw it into the player. Soon, a picture was projected on the wall of the room. It was the same scene as Ye Xiao's piranha after eating Tai Sui at Shuangqing University. The demon flower, and then the video of the demon king running wild...
The clown pointed at the video and said with a smug smile: "We clowns never fight the enemy head-on, we pay attention to the heart... We just need to defeat the spirit of Bawanghua, let her go berserk, and with his hand, we can destroy the whole Old Street, even destroying the entire Shuangqing, why do you need to do it yourself? Hahahaha! When the Red Skull and the others are fighting head-on and lead away other superheroes, let's hit Laojie directly and let the Overlord Flower run wild."
"How is this going to be implemented?" The rogue was puzzled: "It's easier said than done to make her go berserk?"
"No! It's easy." The clown waved his hand and said, "Go collect piranhas and Tai Sui, the more the better, we will create a lot of demon flowers around the old street, so we don't have to worry about her going crazy, hahahaha... "
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The post-disaster reconstruction of the Demon Realm was not a one-off event, and Lin Bai did not intend to supervise this matter in the Demon Realm all the time. He only flew a circle over the cities he was most familiar with, and issued some orders to maintain stability, such as: the price of food was lowered, and the Demon King's Palace distributed subsidized food. Robbing and killing people in chaos, beheading them in the street... You don’t need too many similar orders, because for a group of fools and monsters who don’t understand anything, the more laws and regulations, the easier it is to go wrong. On the contrary, simpler orders are easier to implement. .
As soon as the order to distribute food from the Demon King's Palace came out, the monsters in the cities all cheered and jumped for joy. The kindness of Lord Demon King moved them beyond measure, but in Lin Bai's view, this matter was very common. In the human world, no matter what Where there is a disaster, the distribution of relief food by the government is the basic of the basics. If the government does not even do such things, then what kind of qualified government is it? It was already done by the peasant uprising.
After issuing a simple decree, Lin Bai passed through the teleportation formation and returned to the human world.
The old street was still peaceful, with a few white smoke rising from the barbecue stall at the entrance of Bingxin, several neighbors were eating barbecue and drinking beer; Bai came back, a flash of joy flashed on her face quickly, but she returned to normal immediately, humming: "What happened to the demon world? I heard the rose flower demon say that there was a cataclysm over there, and the sky was falling apart... "
Lin Bai said angrily, "Since you heard about ~www.wuxiaspot.com~, why don't you go back and take a look? What are you still doing rolling on the rattan chair at home?"
The Demon King smiled and said, "I'm too lazy to move."
"She's just an unrecognizable woman." Lin Bai spit out a groove before saying: "No problem, I used the earthquake technique to prevent the collision of plates and stopped the cataclysm. Now the demon world has returned to normal. The most important thing is Yes, the dark clouds in the sky have dissipated, and now the demon world has become sunny, just like the human world."
"Oh? When I have time, this king would like to go back and have a look."
"Bullshit, you are always free! I hate the social rhetoric 'do something when you are free'." Lin Bai jumped up and scolded, "Anyone who talks like this didn't plan to do this in the first place. thing."
"Hahaha, you saw through Ju, this king never thought of going back." The demon king was exposed to the lie, but she didn't blushed or jumped, and was not embarrassed at all: "If it is possible, this king has been in his life for the rest of his life. I don't want to go back."
Lin Bai felt pain in his heart for no reason, put away his funny expression and attitude, walked to the demon king, and patted her on the shoulder lightly: "Hey, it's been more than two years since you've been here in the human world, and you should be almost there. Have you forgotten the unpleasant past?"
"Some things are easy to forget, and some things are never forgotten." The Demon King took out a sheepskin painting from the ring. It was a smiling little witch with rough lines. A circle represented the head, and two A small circle represents the eyes, and some messy lines represent the hair... Although the picture is simple, the emotion it contains is extremely profound.
Her fingers stroked the screen: "I will never forgive the demon flower!" (To be continued.) xh118R1052
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