Superman Attack

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A new day has come again, and every day in the old street is quiet and peaceful. Most impassioned or passionate stories will skip the daily life of the heroes, because day after day, year after year, life that does not change is not worth writing into the story, but Lin Bai thinks this is wrong, Diaosi Life is always peaceful. If you don't write about a peaceful life, Diaosi will have nothing to write about.

So, Lin Bai had an epiphany to understand why Diaosi was never the protagonist of the story.

Today he got up very early, the alarm clock was set at five in the morning, and it was still dark outside. After getting up, she put on her pajamas and rushed out, not even taking care of washing her face and brushing her teeth, because Jiajia is such a hateful woman, if she doesn't get up early enough, she will rob her of her lines.

He opened the rolling shutter door and was greeted by Jiajia's middle finger: "It's not worth your while to get up so late."

"Damn it, you're too early, it's always dark." Lin Bai was furious: "It's so early to open the door for the devil to come."

"Big sister hasn't slept yet, waiting for you to come out." Jiajia said proudly, "Now I can go to sleep. Anyway, I have nothing to do during the day, so I can sleep slowly, hahahaha."

There was no reason to talk to this woman, Lin Bai said angrily, "You are cheating."

Jiajia smiled and said, "There is only one way you can beat me, and that is to put your arms around me to sleep at night, so that I can't get up before you." After she finished speaking, she actually stuck out her tongue and licked it around her lips. , as if to swallow Lin Bai.

The fox spirit is too scary! Lin Bai fled in embarrassment, closed the shutter door, and vowed not to go out until she went home and fell asleep.

Jiajia's voice came from outside the door: "Xiaobai, you can't spend 10,000 yuan with your sister every day. If you are willing to put your arms around me to sleep, I plan to be your mistress|wife, but you just refused, so I decided to close the barbershop and start a serious business."

"Oh?" Only then did Lin Bai know that she was testing herself just now. It seemed that she stayed at the door all night without sleeping, not only to steal her lines, but also to have deeper considerations. However, no matter whether she tried it or not, Lin Bai would refuse Jiajia, because he regarded her as a close friend who could cut a knife for her, but would never hug her to bed.

"What serious business are you going to do?"

"What do you think of selling some parallel mobile phones?"

"I'm dizzy, what kind of serious business is selling parallel imports." Lin Bai opened the shutter door and walked out: "Can't you be more serious? Selling pancakes is better than selling parallel imports."

Jiajia smiled and said, "Uncle Zhang's soy milk fritters are on this street, and my sister sells pancakes to grab the breakfast business. Is this appropriate?"

"That sells small noodles."

"There is already an old lady's rice noodles. Whoever dares to sell small noodles here is going to die, and the neighbors still don't spit on me?"

"Of course the hot pot is not good either. There is Aunt Qin's hot pot here."

Lin Bai was defeated. Apart from pancakes, noodles, and hot pot, he didn't know what business he could do. This is the sadness of Diaosi, who wants to do something but doesn't know where to invest. Older old men and wives have the same distress. They have money and nowhere to invest. When scammers appear, their money is easily taken away by some investment scams.

"Don't worry, it's not illegal to sell parallel mobile phones now, and you won't be caught and locked up." Jiajia smiled and said, "At least it's better than a beauty salon, don't you think?"

"Okay! You said that, what else can I say, when will it start? I'm going to be the first customer in your store."

Jiajia smiled and said: "Starting today, the barber shop must be closed first, and a notice of subletting is posted on the facade. After a few days, wash off the makeup on your face, and come back in a normal manner... At that time, my sister is a woman from a good family. I didn't want to tell you. If I change my identity to hook up with you, maybe I can get your virginity, but my sister doesn't want to lie to you... In this world, you are the only sister. People don't want to lie." There was a bit of regret in her voice, as if it was difficult to make this decision.

Lin Bai felt a little empty in her heart. She said this last time and thought she was joking. She didn't expect that she had such a plan. With her ability to seduce men, the chance of success was too high. Fortunately, she didn't lose her mind. , I said it in advance, so don't be afraid. The girl who has approached her in the past few days will not be fooled if she is treated as a vixen.

As soon as the day dawned, a big truck from a moving company came over and loaded all the items in Jiajia Barbershop into the truck. Jiajia stood in the center of the old street, and said loudly to the surrounding: "Thank you for your care for Jiajia in the past few years... Jiajia is going back to her hometown and will never come to the old street again. Goodbye everyone."

Although Lin Bai knew that she would be back soon, she thought she was telling the truth, Jiajia would really leave, and the one who came back in a few days must not be Jiajia, the vixen who was wearing heavy makeup and peeping at Lin Bai's virginity every day. It will disappear from this world from today, and in its place will be a pure-looking, hot inside... a nine-tailed fox spirit, this thing is more terrifying than a fox spirit.

Many neighbors came out to see Jiajia off, such as Qianqian, Granny Zheng, Cai Tudou, Uncle Zhang, Old Man Qi, Grandpa Thirty-two... But many didn't come, because Jiajia was not a serious girl, not every neighborhood Look up to her. The demon king didn't go downstairs, she was sleepy, life and death were not suitable for the demon king, and Jiajia's little tricks couldn't deceive her. Daredevil did not come out to see him off either. Her hearing was excellent, and Jiajia and Lin Bai's whispers could not be concealed from her. At this time, she was preparing for the opening of the rice noodle shop, but at the moment when the big truck of the moving company drove away, she whispered: "I wish you a reformation and a new life from now on."

There was one person who showed the most grief. It was a bald middle-aged man. He hugged the truck driver's thigh and didn't let him drive. He also yelled in pain, "Jiajia don't leave, I'm willing to marry you." It's a pity that Jiajia doesn't love him. , treat him only as a customer. There are many wrong loves in this world, there are ordinary men who fall in love with the lady by mistake, such as the bald head falling in love with Jiajia, and there are also the ladies who fall in love with ordinary men by mistake, such as Jiajia falling in love with Lin Bai, the ending of this kind of story is usually not good.

After the truck driver pushed the bald man away, he started the car and drove away. The bald man knelt on the ground and cried for a long time. After that day, he never came to Laojie again.

After the little episode, Laojie returned to the usual rhythm again. Uncle Zhang began to drink soy milk fritters, Old Man Qi began to sell cigarettes, and the old woman started business as usual. Non-staple food shops, hot pot shops, and hardware grocery stores opened one after another. open for business. The world can function normally without anyone, and of course there will be no shortage of vixen.

Lin Bai is sitting in front of the store, bathed in the morning sun, warm, holding a flashcard in his hand to learn the Devil's language... He has an unusually clear mind and learns things very quickly. The letters that were obscure yesterday have become difficult to understand today. clear up. He knew why, because Jiajia finally got rid of the past bravely and strode forward, and he had to follow a few steps. Lin Bai wasn't really stupid, but he was lazy most of the time. Today, he didn't want to be lazy, so his mind became clear.

you will succeed

dash forward bravely

everybody is good for something

You're the best

Humph

He sang a song to cheer himself up, and continued to bury his head in the Demon King's language. In fact, this language is not complicated. There are only 40 letters in total, which is a little more difficult than English. After getting used to the various arrangements and combinations of these letters, I gave him a large number of word cards that were given to him by the Demon King. After turning his back, Lin Bai found that he could already deal with simple sentences.

He took out the Demon King's Code and slowly flipped through it. He could already understand the simple spells at the front, such as the dark regeneration magic. He could restore every letter, unlike before, he only remembered the pronunciation of "I bought a watch last year".

Follow the incantations in the code and look down one by one, skip over those who don't understand them.

Suddenly, I found something I could understand. I studied it carefully. This is alchemy. It can make a medicine called "copper skin and iron bone". Lin Bai couldn't help but be overjoyed, the medicine to protect people is good, first make a thousand and eight hundred and give it to Qianqian, so that no one can hurt her.

When it comes to Qianqian, Lin Bai will become decisive. He will never be sloppy. He jumps up as soon as he turns over, and starts to collect materials for "copper skin and iron bones". One kilogram of copper and one kilogram of iron, these two things are very easy to find, and you can find them by scratching in the garbage at home. The last material is called "leaf of iron gladiolus". What is this? After a trip to the flower market in the north of the city, I realized that this is just a very common plant, and you can buy a large one for a few dozen yuan and move it home.

Anyway, it's all out, so I just bought some other materials and supplemented all kinds of medicines. Lin Bai is easy to get into a fight. The last time he beat the horse and the monkey, he ate seven or eight monsters. Maybe it will be the same next time, UU reading www. uukanshu. com is not enough to do some medicine. We also need to prepare some spare parts for those who are rich | milk | fat | buttocks, the consumption of the Rose Knights must be very large. Because the evil power on the watch was inexplicably rising again, they must have killed people with drugs again.

Lin Bai bought some octopus tentacles, but the rhino horns and bear paws were a bit of a hassle. Those things were banned. You couldn't buy them if you wanted to. The last time I went to buy them, I broke my legs. I borrowed money from Qianqian, but I don't know where to buy it. Suddenly, I thought of a person, so I picked up the phone and dialed old man Liu: "Elder Liu, I want to buy a batch of bear paws and rhino horns, do you have any channels?"

Mr. Liu's voice was not very confident: "How much do you want? If you want too much, I'm afraid it won't work... For decades, I've been doing serious business, and I don't have much access to prohibited items."

Lin Bai wanted ten, which is a bit too much, so he cautiously said, "I want a bit more..."

"A lot?" Mr. Liu was frightened: "I really can't get much of this stuff. If you order less, I can get it for five hundred pounds."

Lin Bai almost softened, and hurriedly said, "You don't need so many, ten rhino horns and ten bear paws are enough."

"What channel do you want for the ten?" Old man Liu was very puzzled: "I'll send someone to deliver it to you, and I'll be there in an hour."

Look at it, it is easy for rich people to do things, Lin Bai feels very annoyed, people are so rich, why am I so poor? In fact, he shouldn't be poor, his ability to make money has soared recently. If it wasn't for the damned devil king who was in the way, always robbing his own money, he would have made a fortune long ago. Damn, he must attack her at night tonight.