Superman Attack

: it's our anniversary

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In fact, Zhang Zhizhi has been secretly entrusted by the "masked hero" to help the film speak well, so as soon as she said her words, countless audiences in front of the TV couldn't help but become interested: "If this movie is full of clips, A high-quality lens like the one here is amazing.”

Lao Lu Donglai was also shocked, and said in disbelief, "Ms. Zhang, where did you get the news? If a movie uses such high-quality special effects throughout the entire movie, it will take a long time. How much budget..."

Zhang Zhizhi has actually found out that the budget of the film is 19.9 million yuan, but she is very smart. Of course, she will not say it in this situation. Once the budget is said, no audience will be willing to enter the movie theater, because everyone will It was preconceived that it was a bad movie. She put on an innocent smile: "I don't know how much budget this movie spent, only a lot! It's a lot! It's too much to imagine."

That's right! "No" Lin Bai couldn't help but shouted ok, as expected of a public figure, he really didn't even blushed when he lied.

Lao Lu Donglai said: "So that's the case, then we are worth looking forward to the special effects of this film. Let's analyze its cultural issues next, because this film was made by an Eastern director, and it is not good for Western knights. I don’t know much about Taoism and life style, so I’m a little worried that this movie won’t be able to make a Western fantasy... This might become a pain point for this film.”

Zhang Zhizhi didn't dare to brag about this, and responded with a smile: "This question is really worrying. We can only know it when we walk into the cinema and watch the whole movie."

The demon king grabbed the TV and shook it desperately: "Don't talk nonsense there, although director Lin made this movie. But every aspect of it is checked by this king. This king is a demon, who knows better than this king. Demon world? Damn, Western directors are not as good as this king."

Lin Bai smiled and pulled her away: "Okay, don't be angry, people who don't know are not guilty."

Lao Lu Donglai continued: "Finally, it's about the actors... The hero of this movie is said to be a rookie actor, and no one expects him. The heroine, Blood Phoenix No. 2 is a first-class hit girl. I have great expectations for her role as a female knight. I believe she will perform a female knight incisively and vividly with gorgeous movements. But the female knight played by Overlord Flowers The demon king is worrying. The temperament of a demon queen should be very unique, with the elegance of a king. And this kind of temperament is difficult to express in modern people. Can the overlord flower interpret the aura of a demon king? It's worrying..."

The demon king was furious, hugging the TV and shouting, "This king is a demon king, how could I not be as graceful as a king? Are you trying to find death with your mouth full of nonsense? This king is going to kill your whole family. Your daughter caught him and gave Xiao Bai eighteen appearances."

Lin Bai was sweating profusely, and hurriedly pulled her away: "Hey, what they said is right, who knows that you are the Demon King? If it was me on the TV, I would say the same thing. It's not worth killing the whole family for this."

"Okay!" The Demon King pouted and sat down again.

Lin Bai smiled and said, "But...is his daughter good-looking? If she looks good, the last one can be implemented..."

Demon King: "..."

There's nothing to talk about with this unremarkable man. The Demon King rolled her eyes and turned off the TV.

A few days later, "Dark Blade" suddenly became popular, because the magazine "Best Director" from Millikin, an American film critic named Sephiroth wrote on it to mock "Dark Blade": "An oriental director suddenly dreamed and wanted to make a western-style fantasy epic blockbuster. He was really overbearing and laughed so hard, and the film even shouted that it should surpass "The Lord of the Rings", hahaha ...Let's not talk about the poor screenwriting skills of the Orientals, let's talk about computer special effects, we Hollywood can get rid of dozens of streets in China, and they actually want to challenge "The Lord of the Rings" in computer special effects? Eat shit!"

After this article was published, Milliken published articles mocking the special effects of Chinese films in more than a dozen magazines. Huaxia people are furious, and many people scold Hollywood online, but most of them return the scolding, but they are a little unconfident in their hearts. Hollywood's special effects in movies are indeed better than Huaxia, which is an indisputable fact. In the past few decades, countless classic Hollywood blockbusters have conquered the world with special effects shots, but Chinese domestic movies are still at the point of small troubles. .

Facts do not mean that people can be scolded willingly. Many Chinese people organized into navy troops and launched a scolding war against Hollywood. All of a sudden, there were a lot of scolding posts on major Hollywood websites, and the U.S. navy was also organized immediately. , launched a scolding war on the major forums in China, and the two sides scolded them.

This scolding war aroused the national feelings of the Chinese people, so many people who didn't plan to watch the movie also decided to go into the movie theater to see it. This was an unexpected result of Lin Bai.

April 2, 201x, the day after April Fool's Day!

"Blade of Darkness" will be released today. All major cinemas have prepared screening halls. Countless fans and passers-by are sharpening their knives. Can you compete with Hollywood?

The Demon King actually got up early in the morning, put on her signature black dress and black dress, and combed her hair in front of the mirror. In fact, she is a top beauty without dressing up, and combing her hair is just a waste of time.

She planned to wake Lin Bai up and go to the cinema together, but as soon as she walked out of the bedroom, she saw Lin Bai standing at her door with a smile on her face.

"Why? Standing at the door of this king's bedroom early in the morning, are you planning to rush in and indecently be the king?".

Lin Bai smiled softly: "Fool, today is an important day. I got up early to give you gifts."

"Of course, today is the day when this king's movie is released, of course it's important."

"That's a lot of shit." Lin Bai hummed, "Today is the one-year anniversary of our acquaintance."

"Scared?" The Demon King suddenly remembered that in the early morning of April 2 last year, she passed through the portal and came to Lin Bai's side. After defeating an eventful superwoman, she stayed at Lin Bai's house. She has lived a happy and peaceful life for a whole year, and she is happy every day. It turns out that today is already a whole year... I didn't notice it.

The witch doesn't pay much attention to festivals, because no one would celebrate her festivals before, so she will deliberately downplay her views on festivals, so as not to feel lonely and lonely during festivals, but now it is different. Now, festivals have also become happy memories for her. For example, during the Spring Festival, there will be a flowing water feast for the New Year's Eve, you can eat glutinous rice **** on the Lantern Festival, you can have Laba porridge in Laba, you can eat zongzi on the Dragon Boat Festival, and you can eat moon cakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival... Damn, why? all eat?

The Demon King's eyes turned into crescent-shaped smiles, and she reached out and hooked Lin Bai's neck, hanging on him like a koala: "Husband, what gift do you want for me on the first anniversary of our acquaintance?"

Thief Lin Bai sullenly took out a bottle of milk worth four yuan and a cake worth eight yuan and fifty cents from his arms: "This is your breakfast, it's exactly the same as the one I bought for you that day a year ago."

The Demon King stretched out her hand to take the cake and milk, and the past was like a revolving lantern in her mind. She forced Lin Bai to buy her a gorgeous breakfast, but at that time Lin Bai only had a dozen dollars on him, so he bought this cheap breakfast and came back. For today's Lin Bai and the Devil, this breakfast seems even cheaper, because they can already invest 19.9 million in movies, but the value of this breakfast is not in its own value, but in a year full of memories .

The demon king winked like silk, as if water was about to drip, she sat down at the table in the hall, slowly ate the cake and milk bit by bit, and then said to Lin Bai with a smile, "This is the luxury you prepared for this king. Breakfast? It's too shabby... Remember, don't send such junk food in the future, get something better for this king, let's start with today's Chinese food, at least European-style court-level cuisine... "

This is what she said a year ago, and now I say it again, I suddenly realize that she was really stupid and naive at the time, and she will not say similar words now. A year of life in the human world made her understand that true happiness does not depend on whether the food you eat is noble or not, but whether your heart is full or not. If she were to return to the demon world now, she would rather eat chaff in the human world, as long as she had a group of friends to accompany her, her life would be better than before.

Lin Bai's breakfast was a one-dollar fried dough stick. It was exactly the same as that day a year ago. He stuffed the fried dough stick in his mouth and chewed it with a smile: "Okay, stop pretending, we will go to the movies after breakfast."

"Just the two of us? Why don't you call Blood Phoenix No. 2 and Qianqian Wenwen?" The Demon King was a little surprised.

"Remembrance day~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Call a bunch of people here to celebrate the anniversary!" Lin Bai said with a grin, "Just the two of us."

The Demon King was very happy, and suddenly she thought of something and asked: "Strange, why haven't I seen you and Qianqian have an anniversary this year?"

Lin Bai laughed loudly: "Where is the anniversary for me and Qianqian, there are 365 days in a year, every day something memorable happens, let's take today as an example, when Qianqian was five years old, it was April 2 when I was eight years old. Today, Qianqian and I went to the river to catch tadpoles, but her feet were stuck in the mud and couldn't be pulled out.

The Demon King is lost, so it is. There are too few things between herself and Xiaobai, and there are still memorable things. When the memories are full, the anniversary will become irrelevant, such as Qianqian and Xiaobai. Bai, they don't need to commemorate anything... just like the lettering they saw on the city wall! Cangsang, heavy? Those are the footprints left by the years. (To be continued...)

ps: Thank you very much for the reward of 1888, and the reward of 100 for swinging the sword

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