Superman Attack
: a lot of unremarkable people
the second
When Lin Bai returned to the familiar old street, he felt a sense of happiness, and all the acquaintances greeted him: "Yo, Xiao Bai, where have you been during this time?"
Lin Bai laughed strangely: "Brother has gone to make a lot of money."
"Then have you made a fortune?"
"Cough! I don't know yet, but I'll know in a while."
"Cut! It's all bullshit."
I don't know how many times I've said this from the street all the way to my door. It's a pity that no one believed that he was going about his business, and nine out of ten people thought he went out and messed around. Well, the only one who believes in him is Miss Liu. When she heard that Xiaobai was back, she ran out of the house excitedly and stood at the door of Lin Bai's house to greet her. Lin Bai smiled at her, and she was too happy to live. .
Compared with this guy, Hua Butterfly was much calmer, leaned closer, and whispered in his ear, "Why did you go during this time?"
Lin Bai smiled and said, "I made a lot of money by making movies."
"Where did you go to make a movie?"
"Europe!"
"As much nonsense as you can, you **** can play well in Europe?" Hua Butterfly didn't believe it at all.
Lin Bai pulled her to a place where no one was around, and then took out a sapphire from his pocket. It was exchanged for Xizhilang jelly and the Black Dragon City Lord. It was the size of a pigeon egg. Lin Bai didn't know how much this thing was worth. Money, but guessing that Changfeng is very strong, so he threw the sapphire into Hua Butterfly's hand generously: "Take it, I brought you a souvenir letter from Europe."
The flower butterfly is stiff, such a big sapphire? Don't say that Lin Bai doesn't know how much it is worth. Even the flower butterfly can't quote its price in one bite, this is not something ordinary people can touch.
Hua Butterfly bit her lower lip and said, "Yo, give the little three jewelry. It fits the mainstream men's thinking. What did you bring to the original wife?"
Lin Bai spread his hands and said: "I didn't bring anything to Qianqian!" The devil world is a place where birds don't shit, and sapphire is an unexpected income. Gift.
Hua Butterfly was happy now, and said gruffly, "I haven't seen me for a month, do you miss me?"
"Of course I thought about it. I've been miserable this month. I woke up in the middle of the night and washed my underwear twice..." Lin Bai squeezed Hua Butterfly's little hand and said, "How about you help me tonight?"
"Men are really useless in this area!" Hua Butterfly scolded with a smile and slipped out of Lin Bai's house.
Lin Bai smiled and sent her out. When he walked to the door, he suddenly felt a pain in his head, because he saw a beautiful woman standing by the door of his house, and the woman's expression was very soft. Seems to be a kind and gentle type. There was a juniper flower on the top of the head, the only regret was that the woman was wearing a burlap dress, very tattered, like a refugee from Africa. Isn't this what he's meowing the same cypress flower demon who played the princess' maid? Why did you come to the world?
Lin Bai was furious at the Demon King: "Ghost woman, what are you going to do when you open the portal and bring the monsters to the human world?"
The Demon King smiled and said, "Don't lose your temper. I didn't bring her here. She sneaked into the team and mixed in the equipment car with the crew."
Lin Bai was still very unhappy: "With your ability, you must know that she is following. But you didn't stop it, that's your fault! Tonight's family law service. Let my husband and I look like eighteen and spoil enough, so I can cool down."
The Demon King smiled and didn't bother to pay attention to him, knowing that he was just talking, and she didn't have the guts to shoot at her: "Yunhui Hua has a kind and gentle personality, and she doesn't eat people, she only needs to drink water to survive, let her come to the human world. There's nothing wrong with her, her fighting power is not as good as that of an adult man, what's there to be afraid of?"
Lin Bai thought about it carefully, and since she has no fighting power at all, it won't endanger human beings, and there is nothing wrong with leaving her in the human world, so he waved to her: "Come in and talk, don't stand still. Outside the door, it's like the woman I abandoned came to block the door and asked me to marry you."
The juniper flower demon got the order of Lord Demon King, so he dared to enter the room tremblingly: "Hello, two Demon Lords, this...is this your castle?"
"Uh, it can be considered a castle!" Lin Bai said, "What are you doing here with the convoy?"
"Black Dragon City is too dangerous, I was bullied there, Lord Demon King is a good person, I want to be your maid." Yunhuihua stammered: "With you protecting me, I will not be afraid of being eaten by monsters. Lost."
Lin Bai covered his face with his hands, it's nothing, so being a good person is trouble, not picking up kittens and puppies, or picking up a human-shaped juniper flower, do you want people to live a normal life? already? If he were a vicious and cruel Demon King, he would definitely not have such troubles.
He really wanted to open a portal and kick the juniper flower demon back to the demon world, but when he saw her weak face, he felt a little unbearable. You said that you are just a flower, why are you in the demon world? Where was the species born? This is simply living in **** difficulty and game_over is possible at any time.
"Forget it, this king is very kind, so I'll take you in. There are many rooms in the backyard, you can find one to live in by yourself."
The juniper flower demon was overjoyed, and hurriedly knelt on the ground, with her knees together, her head bent forward, and stopped until her forehead touched the ground. This move is called "five-body throwing to the ground". The master will adopt the most respectful worship etiquette. As a big silk, this is the first time in his life that he has been bowed down to such a high standard. "
After the juniper flower demon got up, he went to the backyard to find a place to live, and Lin Bai didn't care anymore. After a while, I saw Daredevil walking in, with injuries on her body, and she was limping when she walked.
Lin Bai was shocked: "What's the situation? You are actually injured? Who did it?"
"Who else is there, Bullseye!" The heroine looked calm: "Bullseye ran out to make trouble again a few days ago. I fought with him in an abandoned factory on the outskirts of the city, and both were injured. He should be limping now."
Lin Baihan said: "You are already blind, don't make yourself a lame person, you can't stop? Next time you are in danger, call me...cough...By the way, I was not in the human world a few days ago. I went to the Demon Realm to play, next time I encounter this kind of thing, don't go alone, remember to find the girl, and you won't be afraid of the bullseye two-on-one."
Daredevil snorted: "I don't like to act with others. Since the generation of Daredevil, we have not liked to join forces with others. In the original Avengers, Daredevil did not join. ."
Lin Bai's grievances and grievances against the Marvel world are not very clear, so I don't know what she is talking about. Anyway, the general meaning is "this woman is very lonely". For very lonely people, Lin Bai does not catch a cold. He hummed twice: "Then why do you keep coming to me?"
Daredevil girl was speechless. It is true that Daredevil has always been independent, but she doesn't know why, she always runs to Lin Bai, and even joined forces with Lin Bai during the first battle in prison. I was injured in the battle with Bullseye, and I was really depressed. When I heard that Lin Bai was back, I hurried to tell him that it was a little different from the usual loner, why is this? I can't tell!
She doesn't understand, this is called coquetry! When a woman is bullied outside, she always wants to go home to her husband to act like a spoiled child. Unfortunately, she has no husband, so she has to use the most pleasing man as her duty. This kind of thing is called "warm men's spare tire" for ordinary people, and it is used to vent emotions. But Daredevil didn't understand this, and she didn't date many men at the same time, so Lin Bai couldn't be regarded as a spare tire, maybe a real one.
Lin Bai waved his hand to release the healing power and healed her wounds, so Dare Woman said, "Not only has Bullseye changed recently, but the Justice League has also discovered that a super villain has quietly come to the human world, so you should be careful. "
"Who's here again?" Lin Bai felt very annoyed, couldn't these villains stop?
"Mr. Manchu's heir!" The heroine said seriously: "Mr. Manchu is a super villain born in the Huaxia kingdom of the Marvel world. In the era of warlord melee in the early 20th century, in the Marvel world, he was a rich and young man with wealth from enemy countries, and he had 10 magical rings, each of which had a very magical effect, and was Iron Man's sworn enemy. "
Lin Bai smiled and said: "So that's the case, then call Iron Man to deal with him, what's my business? I'm busy making movies to make money."
"Iron Man is indeed coming!" Daredevil said: "But there is a troublesome problem here. Iron Man is American, and it is not very popular in China. To put it simply, Iron Man needs your help, and he will come when the time comes. When I go to the human world, I may live in your house."
"I wipe, want to live in my house?" Lin Bai was shocked: "My house is about to become a vegetable market, and all kinds of messy people come to live there."
Daredevil said, "Iron Man is a rich second-generation man. I will give you double the rent and double the food expenses."
Lin Bai suddenly changed Zhang Shihui's face and said, "So that's the case, then Young Master Gang is welcome to come and play at any time."
Daredevil Woman: "..."
Well~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I have nothing to say with this unremarkable man, Daredevil said angrily and left.
After sending Daredevil away, Lin Bai slowly returned to the backyard, first took a shower, put on his bathrobe, and then sat with his legs crossed by the hot spring pool in the backyard, where the Demon King was soaking in the pool Inside, there is an Alien laptop computer by the pool, the camera is facing the female devil who is in the hot spring, she is facing the computer with a nice voice: "Hello everyone, I haven't come to the live broadcast for a month, do you miss me? This month is really exhausting, but the hard work is worth it, this king's movie is finally finished... When it is released, everyone must come to support it."
Well, this guy has started advertising his own movies, and he's still learning from Lin Bai's style. (To be continued...)
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