Superman Attack

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It's finally February, huhu, you can breathe a sigh of relief——

In the early morning of the next day, it was pouring spring rain outside the window. The so-called spring rain is as expensive as oil, such rain is a good thing for farmers, but it is a very bad thing for the witch, she must be in a bad mood, Lin Bai secretly screamed when he saw the weather, He got up and planned to comfort the fragile Demon Lord. When she walked into the yard, she saw the Demon King soaking in the hot spring pool early in the morning. The cold light rain hit her head, but her body was soaked in the warm pool water. The expression on her face was very pleasant...

"Yo, you got up so early?" The Demon Queen was still in the mood to greet Lin Bai.

"You're so in such a good mood on a rainy day?" Lin Bai was surprised.

"It's okay, it's not that the king will go berserk every time it rains, and occasionally when there is something happy, he is not afraid of the rain." The witch smiled: "I watched the movie for the first time yesterday, and I felt that the movie was really good. , I booked today's movie tickets online, + no + wrong + I'll go to see it later, so I'm in a good mood, don't come to spoil it."

This is a typical dog biting Lu Dongbin, God is pitiful, Lin Bai wanted to comfort her, but she said that Lin Bai was here to destroy! This made Lin Bai not want to cause damage, so he said flatly, "What movie tickets did you book?"

"This king only knows that the name of the movie is "Ghost Blood Sacrifice", and I don't know what type of movie it is. The name seems to be about ghosts. I have only heard of Warcraft, but I have never heard of ghosts. It happened to be an early adopter, no matter what Lah! Anyway, it's a good movie..." The Demon King smiled and said authentically.

Lin Bai covered his face when he heard the name. He meows, Lin Bai has seen the trailer of this film, it is about a person who turns into a ghost after death. Kill all of his enemies with extremely brutal means, and kill one more miserably than the other, the screen is full of blood, very perverted and disgusting, okay! This guy, the devil, kills himself and can't live, let's see if you will be scared stupid.

At this time, the blond gunman suddenly ran out of the house. As he ran, he shouted: "Xiao Bai, what a happy event! Our movie's box office on the first day yesterday was 5 million!"

"What? It sold 5 million at the box office in one day?" Lin Bai was taken aback: "Really?"

"It's absolutely true!" The blond gunman exclaimed in ecstasy, "The producer just called and told me."

Lin Bai laughed loudly: "Okay. Good! My investment has been recovered in just one day."

The blond gunman looked at him like an idiot: "You can only get 40% of the box office, not all of the box office belongs to you. You don't even know this, and you dare to invest in a movie?"

"It turns out that I only have 40%. How do I know this kind of thing?" Lin Bai spread his hands and said, "That's too bad. If I haven't recovered the cost, will I lose my life? I'll say it first, Blood Phoenix No. 2, I invested in this movie because of your face, if I lose money, I will use your body to repay me!"

The blond gunman continued to look at him like an idiot: "Since there are 5 million dollars on the first day, it is certain that the return will be made later, and now it is just to see how much money can be made. You dare to invest in movies without even knowing this. ?"

Non-professionals are at a disadvantage, and if they say a word, they will be spit out once. Can this day pass? Lin Bai felt very unconvinced. Brother, why don't you understand movies? If you have money to invest, you are willful. Those of you who understand movies don’t have to kneel to your brother obediently!

"Come and report to me once a day at the box office!" Lin Bai ordered: "Otherwise, you will be unspoken."

The blond gunman dismissed his threat, but he didn't refuse to report the box office. This was a good thing that everyone liked. Even if Lin Bai didn't ask for it, she would come to report once a day.

In the next few days, the box office of "Decadent Peanuts", a low-cost blockbuster, fell below the glasses of all professional film critics. Following the 5 million box office on the first day, the box office on the second day was as high as 7 million, then dropped to 5.6 million on the third day, 4.5 million on the fourth day, and 4 million on the fifth day, and then began to plummet, starting from the sixth day. , the box office dropped all the way, and it dropped to only 400,000 on the tenth day... It is impossible for the cinema to continue to show at this time, and there have been only two or three people in many screening rooms, so they had to announce the next painting. , the final total box office is 50 million yuan.

Many professional film critics claim to gouge out their eyeballs and never engage in any film reviews anymore. For example, the famous film critic "Wang Zijun" issued a statement online: "I have watched the movie "Decadent Peanuts". After that, it was rated as a big bad film, thinking that its box office could not exceed 3 million, but now I have proved myself wrong! This boring and bad film actually smashed 50 million box office... This once again shows that the film industry Art is no longer needed! This is an era of face-selling, an era of fan economy, as long as you have enough fans, even if you make a bad movie, you can still make money... I am worried about the future of the film industry !"

For this post, the masked hero fan group headed by Wen Wen immediately launched a frantic counterattack: "The experts are farting again, this "Decadent Peanuts" is so excellent, the performance of the masked hero in it is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. , touching, sometimes humorous, sometimes mighty, his acting is even better than the Oscar winner, every expression of his is so expressive..."

Well, the masked heroes are masked, where did they show their expressions? The experts went crazy right away, and thanks to the fanatical fans who could see the expression on the mask, ordinary people couldn't see it anyway.

Unlike fans who are talking nonsense with their eyes open, and unlike experts who are heartbroken, practitioners in the film industry are much more objective. Ai Luanlai, the director of Shuangqing at ume Studios, posted on Weibo: "Although the screenwriter and director of this film are very general, the actors are chosen correctly, not only the masked hero performs well in it, The female gangster who starred in Blood Phoenix No. 2 is also very stylish. The real hero and heroine of this movie should be the masked hero and Blood Phoenix No. 2. As for the original hero and heroine, please forget them! After this movie. Blood Phoenix No. 2 will definitely become a first-class hit star! And the domestic film industry is in need of such talents. As for the masked hero, it is unknown whether he will continue to make movies. "

The noise outside turned into a pot of porridge, but Lin Bai was in a good mood. He is counting money!

40% of 50 million is 20 million, and a long list of numbers pops up on the card. Lin Bai is too lazy to look at fractions and mantissas. Just looking at 20 million is enough to be happy. This is money earned with serious skills, and every penny is innocent and can be spent savagely. It will never fly away suddenly like the 50 million thieves that I got from fighting the Rose Knights last time!

Lin Bai was sitting by the hot spring pool in the backyard with his baby's bank card in his arms. No one is allowed to approach him! At this time, whoever dares to approach, he is ready to fight.

Based on past experience, whenever he gets a lot of money. Someone will suddenly appear next to him and urgently need him to save money. For example, when he got 1 million cash for the first time, Sister Sanjin sold the house. Iceberg Beauty needs his rescue. As a result, his 1 million became real estate, and he owed 1 million foreign debts. Later, I got 50 million in cash, but it turned out to be dirty. To get another 5 million in cash, and to help Blood Phoenix No. 2 solve unspoken rules... He is not a fortune! So once you make a fortune, you must be careful to protect your money.

The black-haired female warrior came over, and Lin Bai stared at him angrily: "What are you doing here? Is there some poor relative who is dying and urgently needs a sum of money to save their lives? Let me explain, I won't pay a cent."

The black-haired female warrior smiled and said, "I've been an orphan since I was a child. Where can I get some poor relatives? I'm here to bring you lunch." She raised her hand, and Lin Bai saw that she was carrying a tray. Inside are tableware.

Lin Bai was overjoyed: "It's fine if you don't need money!" He took the bowls and chopsticks, and it turned out to be Fusang-style eel rice. It's not bad to have a maid.

The black-haired female warrior sat beside him obediently: "Master, you are making a lot of money now, consider marrying me! They want to marry a wealthy family as a wife, I am very diligent, and I can bear hardships and stand hard work as a housekeeper. The key is to warm the bed. The level is also top notch…”

"Let's play!" Lin Bai hummed, "I want to marry Qianqian, there is no discussion."

"It's okay to be small! Just take care of the rest of your life."

"..."

The Fusang woman was too reluctant to make progress, and Lin Bai really wanted to beat her: "By the way, what about the Overlord Flower?"

"Sister Bawanghua went to the movies." The black-haired female samurai shrugged and said, "Today there is a re-screening of a Western blockbuster called The Lord of the Rings. It tastes very similar to the Demon Realm, and I am very interested. I went out to the cinema early in the morning and said I would like to eat five cans of popcorn."

Lin Bai covered his face with his hands. The story told in The Lord of the Rings seems to have a taste of the devil realm. Maybe the witch can see something different, so let her play with her.

"Master, who are you nervously guarding here?" the black-haired female warrior asked.

"I'm afraid that someone will come and rob me of my money!" Lin Bai said solemnly: "Every time I make money and come home, someone will immediately come to rob me. There are no exceptions, so this time I have to play with 120,000 points of spirit. People stop killing people, Buddhas stop killing people, and they are desperate to achieve their wish to become rich."

"What is a rich man?"

"It's a nightclub, and it's the highest-grade leisure and entertainment venue in Shuangqing. It costs at least 100,000 to enter the door. The princesses in the private rooms are all carefully selected college students. They can't apply for jobs without a d-shield on their chests. Brother, go there and open a The best private room, drink brandy, and then stuff the banknotes into the chest of the private room princess, and touch it twice! It's not dark yet, it's not convenient to go, I just need to protect the 20 million In the evening, I will win! Even a volcanic eruption will not stop me from going to the rich to spend.”

As soon as Lin Bai started talking about his ideals, he couldn't stop.

The black-haired female samurai sighed and exited the backyard, then passed through the gate, and quickly ran to the Bingxin mobile phone store opposite. Four girls are sitting in the mobile phone store! Qianqian, Hua Butterfly, Miss Liu, and Ferocious Lolita were all there. Of course, Ye Qing, the beauty of iceberg, was also there, but she didn't come over, but sat behind the counter to watch the store.

The black-haired female warrior stretched out her hand, Hua Butterfly handed a stack of money to her, and said, "What did he say?"

The black-haired female warrior immediately said, "Since I have received your money, of course I will do it well." She recited Lin Bai's unremarkable ideal, and then smiled: "Xiao Bai said, rich It's just self-willed, and going to the rich man in the evening, even the eruption of the volcano can't stop him."

Miss Liu pouted: "I don't believe it! Xiaobai is not that kind of person. He won't go to any nightclub to play as a princess in a private room. You must be lying to us."

However, Qianqian believes that Xiaobai is not as perfect as Miss Liu thought. He is also a man, and he has many problems with men. This is not the first time she has heard of the ideal of a rich man. But she smiled and said nothing, as if she hadn't heard.

Hua Butterfly frowned and said, "I know that men can't have money. Once they have money, they start messing around. We have to think of a way! Qianqian, Lin Bai always listens to what you say, you go and tell him not to mess around. ."

"No!" Qianqian shook her head and said, "Xiao Bai can do whatever he wants, I don't care."

"Hey, you are the only one who can control him, who else can you care about?" Hua Butterfly was anxious.

"Xiao Bai gave up his studies and his future for me. Otherwise, with his intelligence, how could his grades in high school be like that? He didn't get into college, and he didn't embark on a glorious life. It's all my fault. What qualifications do I have to take care of him?" Qianqian shook her head resolutely: "I'll go to the rich and help him choose a more beautiful private room princess."

The girls: "..."

The so-called Shuzi's insufficiency and conspiracy refers to someone like her. The girls kicked Qianqian out of the room and prohibited her from coming in for the meeting.

Hua Butterfly said: "It's up to us now! We must stop him from going to the rich man at all costs! Prevent him from hooking up with those indifferent women."

The violent loli took out the chainsaw: "Yes, it must be stopped, otherwise he will become like my last father, who only knows how to play with women all day long, and they are all rotten women who are greedy for money and good things, I will smash them. The rich man, I am invincible when I put on the armor."

"Can't be smashed!" Hua Butterfly shook his head and said, "Men's obsessions are very deep, you can smash a billionaire, and there are thousands of millionaires, he will always find a nightclub to enter, deal with this This kind of thing has to come from the root~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The beauty of the iceberg next to me couldn't listen anymore, and interjected: "Yes! Men like to go to that kind of place because they have longings and fantasies about that kind of place. They think that the princesses in private rooms are gentle, lovely, beautiful and generous, so they are willing to spend money on them. All we have to do is bust men's fantasies... If men are made aware that women in nightclubs are nothing more than that, they'll never want to. "

Miss Liu looked at Bingshan Beauty with strange eyes: "Why do you understand so well? I saw you as cold and thought you didn't know anything about men."

Among the women present, the one who understands men the most is Bingshan Beauty, but of course it is impossible for anyone to tell the innocent Miss Liu. Bingshan Beauty said earnestly: "Let's get ahead and replace all the private princesses in the rich nightclub with Ruhua, Hibiscus, and Fengjie. If you scare Xiaobai, he will never want to go there again in this life. It's a nightclub." (To be continued...)

ps: Thanks for the reward of 10,000 for Yunzhishang 18, 200 for Swinging Sword and Broken Love, 100 for Gu Yue Myth, Oh Ye 007 Reappearance

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