Superman Attack

This is the addition of a monthly pass of 1250

Today is the last day of January, sound the final charge horn, towards the sunset... Oh, no, charge towards the monthly ticket list! Summon the monthly pass!

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It is a custom to observe the New Year's Eve on the evening of the 30th New Year's Eve. The lights are bright and firecrackers are set off during the season, and Dadan can't sleep. People in the whole street can't sleep, and they watch with big eyes and small eyes. People in the north want the whole family to make dumplings together, but in the south, they usually sit down and play cards together.

Lin Bai didn't like playing cards, he didn't like it since he was a child! Because this guy doesn't have any pocket money, and he wants to bet on the lottery when playing cards, he can't afford it.

So, when dozens of card tables were set up on the old street, players playing mahjong and fighting landlords, Lin Bai retreated to his home, sat by the hot spring pool, and looked up leisurely. The star on the sky.

Um? There are no stars in the sky! The light pollution in Shuangqing City is very serious, and it is a dream to see the stars.

The Demon King was lying on the bench beside him like a sloth bear and hummed, "This king can't eat any more!"

"Isn't this nonsense? Hundreds of dishes, you eat two bites of each, can you hold on?" Lin Bai said angrily, "Don't tell people that I know you when you go out in the future, it's a shame!"

The Demon King patted her stomach, trying to make a picture of Maitreya Buddha, but in fact her stomach didn't bulge out, she ate a lot of food, where did the food go? Lin Bai was very puzzled, and heard her humming there: "The New Year's Eve is too powerful, the running water table is too powerful, there is no such good thing in the devil world... Where can I find hundreds of dishes to put on the street where people can eat them? Go? It's amazing... It's amazing..." She repeated the words "amazing" dozens of times, but she still couldn't express the shock in her heart.

"Dad! Why did you hide here?" Violent Lolita ran over: "You have to stay with me for the year."

"Aren't you fighting the landlord with Zhang Deyi and the second-generation Aunt Qin?"

"After the fight, Zhang Deyi is too stupid, and he lost all his New Year's money to me in a short time." Violent Lolita spread her hands and said, "There are only dozens of cards, who has played which card. Who has the Which card can be analyzed with a little brainstorming, this game is too easy. Not challenging."

Lin Bai was shocked, my God. Luckily I don't play cards with her.

Violent Loli jumped directly into Lin Bai's arms: "I'm sleepy, but everyone says that I can't sleep during the season..."

Lin Bai nodded: "Shou Sui can't sleep, because there is a monster called 'Nian', it will run out to make trouble, everyone Shou Sui set off firecrackers, just to drive 'Nian' away, let it be in the next If you don’t dare to come again for a year, everyone can live a peaceful and happy life.”

"This is a feudal superstition! 'Nian' does not exist." The fierce Loli said confidently: "Let's talk about it. Even if there is a monster like 'Nian', I will put on my armor and beat it."

Lin Bai covered his face, well, smart children also have a funny side, which is a typical example of not being taught well. As a foster father, it is necessary to teach his daughter a lesson. He held Loli on his lap and sat down, earnestly saying: "feudal superstition is a bit bad, but it also has a good side, if everyone Don’t pay attention to customs and habits. All adopt a scientific way of life. The result is that everyone’s behavior and norms become like robots. They get up in the morning and eat the same nutritious food. Go to the gym together at regular and fixed times, and sit down and use the highest during working hours. Efficient work, and when it gets dark, I sleep all the time...then it's not called anyone."

The violent loli seemed to understand, but she listened and listened, and her little head rested on Lin Bai's shoulder and fell asleep.

Well, keeping the year old is an adult's business. Children are prone to sleepiness, so let her sleep, as long as I don't sleep. Lin Bai held Loli in his arms. Shaking from side to side, softly humming an inexplicable song: "I've never been to New York. I've never been to Hawaii. I've never worn jeans in the rain in San Francisco..."

Sing and sing. Lin Bai fell asleep too!

The Demon King shook her head beside her: "Didn't you say you can't sleep in the old age? Stupid!" She beckoned, Lin Bai's quilt flew out of the house, and flew to the hot spring pool like a magic flying carpet. The ground covered Lin Bai and the fierce Loli.

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On the morning of the first day of the new year, the Demon King rolled around on the empty old street: "Where's the water table? Why is there no water table? My beloved water table, come back! Where have you been?"

"That thing is called New Year's Eve dinner. It is only eaten on the 30th night of the New Year every year, and usually it is not available!" Lin Bai explained patiently: "No one can stand such extravagance and waste every day."

"Wow...wow..." The demon king cried sadly, and the grace of the king was gone: "Then I have to wait 364 days before I can eat it again?"

"Yes!" Lin Bai gave a positive answer.

The witch continued to roll on the street: "364 days! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

On the morning of the second day of the new year, the witch continued to roll around on the old street: "363 days! Ah ah ah ah..."

On the morning of the third day of the Lunar New Year, the Demon King came to the old street again and rolled on the ground: "362 days! Ahhhhh..."

On the morning of the fourth day of the new year, when the Demon King was about to roll, Lin Bai rushed out the door and grabbed her by the neck, and carried her back home like a chicken. You can't be polite to this unremarkable woman, and you must educate her fiercely.

Lin Bai dragged her home and prepared to beat her, but she didn't win!

So after a while, the Demon King appeared on the old street again: "361 days! Ah ah ah ah..."

Today Lin Bai is going out on a date with his girlfriend! No way, this is my duty as a boyfriend. Since I agreed to be the boyfriend of a flat-chested policewoman, I have to take up my duty as a boyfriend, put on the battle uniform of a masked hero, and put the Demon King's Code in my pocket. The antique Tang knife was a bit out of the atmosphere, so I didn't bring it with me. I looked in the mirror and looked so handsome!

Lin Bai flew out of the house, the morning sun had just risen, and when he was flying over the clouds, he could see a golden cloud, as if he was in a fairy tale world. When flying above the flat-chested policewoman's house, Lin Bai saw the flat-chested policewoman standing on the balcony waiting for him. Today, she is also wearing a brand-new tight-fitting combat uniform. Customized clothes, integrating China's top science and technology. Fire and bulletproof, the end is very powerful, and the color continues to use the color of the national flag. Red background, decorated with yellow stars. Combined with Lin Bai's clothes, it becomes a couple's suit. The difference between the two is that Lin Bai's red tights have a pair of red underwear, while the flat-chested policewoman has a shield on her back.

Lin Baifei landed on her balcony, and the flat-chested policewoman smiled at him and stretched out her hands, "Dear!"

Lin Bai felt terrified. Isn't this way of addressing it too nauseous? I had no choice but to bite the bullet and said, "Dear!"

She was very happy and shy at the same time, her face was flushed: "Do I look good like this?"

Lin Bai looked at her carefully for a while and felt that there was nothing wrong with her: "It's beautiful!"

"Will the **** be a little flatter?" The flat-chested policewoman is extremely unconfident in this regard: "I have a very magical breast enhancement medicine. If you like it, I will take a medicine and go out with you, if you don't I won't eat it if you like it, you decide."

Lin Bai thought about this issue seriously with his conscience: Dabo girls are of course loved by everyone, but poor **** are also a scarce resource, and the palms and backs of the hands are full of meat. After thinking about it again and again, he said seriously: "I think it would be good to change the pattern. One flat chest and one breast enhancement. Take turns!"

Flat-chested policewoman: "…"

The IQ of a woman in love is zero, and she has no doubts about Lin Bai's unmistakable remarks. She threw a medicine into her mouth. It turned into a super **** shape with **** and fat buttocks. He smiled and said, "Then I will accompany you on a date with a breast augmentation shape today."

Tights and a devil-like figure made it impossible to live, and Lin Bai didn't know where to put his eyes. In this regard, the man is a little bit stupid, knowing that the woman's current figure was changed by taking medicine, not the real thing, but still very happy to see it.

Of course, the flat-chested policewoman is also very happy, and the beloved man is very satisfied with his body. Which woman is unhappy? She stretched out her hand to hold Lin Bai's arm: "Let's go, let's go on a date."

"where to?"

"Fly to the end of the world! So romantic!" said the flat-chested policewoman.

"This..." Lin Bai scratched his head and said, "The earth is round. There is no end."

This is a typical example of boiling a crane and burning a piano. The flat-chested policewoman's romance was beaten to pieces by Lin Bai's words.

"Forget it. Let's go to the pedestrian street in Jiangbei!"

As a result, the masked hero and Captain Huaxia, the iconic figures of a man and a woman, came to the most prosperous pedestrian street in the Jiangbei business district side by side. As soon as the two walked out, they caused a sensation like a tsunami of mountains and tsunamis, and the crowd watched Immediately, the two were surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside.

News reporters also came to hear the wind, and soon a lot of microphones were erected in front of the two of them.

"Excuse me, the two heroes, the masked hero and the Huaxia captain, do you have any major news to announce when you come to the street together today?"

"Are you going to punish the wicked?"

"Is there a criminal haunt somewhere, and you are going to join forces to fight criminals?"

"Could it be that the Winter Soldier is resurrected again?"

The reporters were chattering and bombarding with various questions.

Lin Bai smiled bitterly and said, "Can't we go out for a walk?"

"Wow! Shopping?"

"Excuse me, why are you two going shopping together? Could it be that you are dating?"

"Are you two in a relationship?"

"Captain Huaxia confessed to the masked hero last time, is the answer of UU reading www.uukanshu.com yes?"

Lin Bai really doesn't know how to answer this question, so let's just tell the truth? But just as he was about to open his mouth, the flat-chested policewoman quietly pulled him, then smiled and said to the reporter, "Me and the masked hero are just ordinary friends now! We have no relationship."

"Ah? Why do you say that?" Lin Bai asked while biting her ear.

"This is called the official answer, all celebrities are like this! It's good to know our relationship, there is no need to make it known to everyone, you and I have many fans now, they know the news of our relationship, they will be very happy Sad, some people may even commit suicide by jumping off the building, in order to reduce trouble, it is better not to talk nonsense." (To be continued)

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