Super Zoo

After living in the same dormitory for a long time, Su Ming and the others knew Lin Mu quite well. They felt that he was always pushy, especially in front of girls, as if he was intoxicated. For example, when singing, if there are only a few men in the dormitory, he often cannot hit the high notes, but if there is a beautiful girl in the box, especially a beautiful girl he meets for the first time, he will be in particularly good condition.

This is also the reason why he plays basketball well. If you go to the college playground and take a look, you will definitely see a group of cheering girls surrounding the basketball game.

The basketball court of Yangchuan University happened to be opposite the girls' building. Every time Lin Mu arrived at the basketball court, he felt like all the girls in the building were watching him from behind the windows.

Women have vanity, and men are no exception. Young boys like to show off in front of girls. This is understandable. Although Lin Mu goes a little too far in this regard, the methods he uses to interact with girls are still the right way, just as As Su Ming always emphasized, he didn't do anything stupid, so the people in the dormitory always tolerated him and only treated his minor problem as a joke after dinner.

Unexpectedly, Lin Mu himself noticed something was wrong.

Most people like to show off, but they know the occasion, and Lin Mu also knows it, but he just can't control himself. In addition to being more obvious after drinking, he is also like this at ordinary times.

This is a problem. For example, all the boys have communicated with the fifth girl. You hide in your room at night and put on headphones to communicate alone. That is your private life; but when you are interested in class during the day, you say that I am in class in front of everyone. If your classmates and teachers are very embarrassed, it means you are sick.

"It's not that I'm shameless, I'm sick!" Lin Mu straightened his body and said, "Our school has a psychological clinic. I went to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said that I had a 'neurotic psychological problem', not a neurosis. It’s a psychological problem, similar to obsessive-compulsive disorder... I just can’t control it.”

Su Ming, Wang Hao, and Yang Tao looked at each other and said in unison: "Cut it off!"

"Nonsense!" Lin Mu tightened his legs and said, "The doctor said that I have a psychological abnormality, and I can use 'shock therapy', which means that I am always in a situation that makes me unable to control, so as to achieve the effect of the opposite. This will gradually eliminate mental illness.”

"You mean, you are put in an environment where there are beautiful women everywhere and you interact with all kinds of beautiful women all day long?" Yang Tao asked with his eyes wide open.

"Well." Lin Mu rubbed his head in distress, "But how can there be such an environment? There are many girls in the school, but I can't harass other female students! Not only must there be beauties, but those beauties must also be willing to be harassed by me. Okay, otherwise I won’t be a hooligan..."

"How come I don't have such a disease?" Wang Hao sighed.

"Brother, I'm really sick! Please don't use such a joking tone, okay? The doctor said that if it continues to get serious, it could become anxiety disorder at best, or depression at worst." Lin Mu said, grabbing his hair.

When it comes to depression, many people stop joking.

Depression is not as simple as depression. It is really a fatal mental illness. Patients may usually behave like normal people, but once they become ill, they will commit suicide immediately. People suffering from this disease cannot be enlightened by a few words and chicken soup. They must take medicine for a long time, or even be hospitalized. Nursing care, medicine and psychological counseling must be provided. When the disease occurs, they must not leave people for 24 hours.

The principle of drugs for treating depression is to suppress the excitement of the central nervous system. If taken for a long time, a person will no longer be depressed, but it will also be difficult to be happy. It is basically a semi-numb state, and the person will be useless.

There was a case at Yangchuan University. A good graduate student, who usually had no abnormality, suddenly became ill while doing experiments in the laboratory one day. He stood at the window and smoked a cigarette. Before the laboratory manager could react, he suddenly With lightning speed, he jumped out of the window and fell from the twelfth floor together with the cigarette butt.

Su Ming frowned and said, "Can a psychiatrist give you a certificate?"

"I took the diagnosis results and the follow-up psychological counseling plan with me, for fear that my parents would find out." Lin Mu actually took out a small book with the school badge of a middle school in Yangchuan City printed on it.

Su Ming took it and flipped through it. There were several interview records in it. Lin Mu was really sick and didn't joke with everyone.

Passed it to Wang Hao and Yang Tao for a look. Yang Tao frowned and said, "What are you going to do?"

"If it doesn't work out, how about opening a beauty salon?" Wang Hao really wasn't joking this time.

"Don't go to the doctor. I feel something is wrong. I went to see a doctor. I feel even more panicked." Lin Mu waved his hands in distress: "I usually don't dare to tell anyone about this. Fortunately, I can tell you about it. I feel much better. Yes, take your time, I hope it won’t be that serious.”

Su Ming thought for a while and said, "I do have a job that can satisfy your shock therapy needs. I wonder if you are willing to do it."

What kind of working environment can I have frequent contact with beautiful women, blatantly and confidently pursue girls one after another, pretend to be a lover in front of girls, but not be accused of harassment?

Apart from illegal jobs, Su Ming could only think of one thing: an actor!

Go act.

There is no such thing as waste in the world. If there are more bosses who don't know how to use people, there will be more waste. People should make the best use of their talents, and things should be put to their best use. Even a piece of shit has its use, it just depends on how it is used. Putting a bowl of hot fertilizer on the table is called hunting; but if you sprinkle a bucket of hot stuff on the field, it's called natural artificial fertilizer.

Where is the best place for a patient with a histrionic personality who gets excited when he sees a woman? Showbiz, of course.

This has several benefits. First, there are too many people to choose from. There are many women in the entertainment industry, beautiful women, all kinds of beautiful women with different personalities and styles! The key to shock therapy is to use a lot of stimulation. The entertainment industry can meet this requirement. There are no actresses in that drama? Not only is the base of actresses large, but new blood is constantly coming in to replenish his talent. If Lin Mu’s problem cannot be cured, he can be in the entertainment industry and pick up girls until he is eighty years old without having to look the same. He is Nicholas Tse’s father in Hong Kong. , a young girl in her twenties keeps changing her girlfriend every day.

Second, since it is an acting, everyone knows it is fake, and no one will hold Lin Mu accountable for his 'harassment', and he can even harass him as much as he wants. Su Ming had seen Wang Jin filming an emotional scene. The two people said a few words, looked at each other, and finally kissed. It took seven or eight times before it was finally completed. When there were no scenes, the actors and actresses could still be in the scene. They exchanged scripts and rehearsed scenes on the side of the set... In short, even if he was only responsible for a small relationship in a movie, Lin Mu would have a lot of opportunities to express himself in front of the actress legitimately, which was so satisfying;

Third, the entertainment industry has a chaotic side. It cannot be said that all actors and directors rely on unspoken rules to rise to the top, but unspoken rules do exist. In addition, in the drama, they often play lovers with different people and have passionate scenes, so the circle The people here are more open-minded compared to other jobs, and there are not many taboos on the interactions between men and women, making it suitable for Lin Mu to work.

He is considered to be 'more lecherous' or even 'more lively' at most. Compared with the real old wolves in those circles, Lin Mu might just be an innocent boy. After all, Lin Mu never has to be submissive when chasing girls. means. Maybe, with his external conditions and eight-pack abs, he could become a hot commodity among those lonely actresses in the circle...

All in all, Lin Mu, a guy with a performance personality, loves to act like a lover in front of women, so we might as well let him go to the entertainment industry where everyone wears a mask and has the most beautiful women.

"I'm so smart!" The more Su Ming thought about it, the more he felt it was right, and he slapped his thigh hard.

Yang Tao and the others were dumbfounded. They looked at Su Ming blankly with their big mouths.

"Hey, Xiao Mu, is your disease contagious? Infect it to me, please!" Wang Hao hugged Lin Mu tightly with his greasy hands, as if he wanted to infect Lin Mu's mental illness through physical contact.

Lin Mu and Yang Tao didn't know Su Ming's true power now. Yang Tao said doubtfully: "The entertainment industry is not that easy to get into, right? He can't go to Hengdian to be an extra. He might not be able to succeed in his life."

"I also want to act in a drama." Lin Mu said, "But Lao Yang is right, there is no way."

"Do you have a connection? Oh, by the way, the animals in the scary Zootopia were filmed at your zoo, right?" Yang Tao heard the implication of Su Ming's words. Since he came up with this idea, Su Ming would definitely not be casual. I am just joking.

"You two don't study or read newspapers, and you don't care about national affairs!" Wang Hao crossed his legs, "Do you know who is the investor in Zootopia?"

The two shook their heads at the same time. Just as Su Ming told Li Wanting, although the people behind the scenes are middle and upper class in the entertainment industry, they will never be as dazzling as the actors. The investors' subtitles only flashed by at the end of the movie. Who would pay attention?

Monster Hunt, currently the number one box office hit in the country, everyone knows the starring role, but if you ask the investors, nine out of ten viewers don’t know, and the remaining one is just guessing.

But since Wang Hao asked this, no matter how stupid they were, they could guess it and stared at Su Ming: "It can't be you, right?"

Su Ming smiled.

"Does China Star know? Does Disney know?" Wang Hao continued to ask.

"No, these two companies are actually run by you, right?" Lin Mu was shocked.

Su Ming almost choked on his own saliva. He really dared to think that if Huaxia Star paid off, he might not be inferior to him in a few years; but Disney, for him, was still a giant.

"Su Ming has a very good cooperative relationship with these two companies," Wang Hao said.

"Old Su, is it true or not?" Lin Mu looked at Su Ming in surprise: "It's only been a long time since you graduated. Is your speed too exaggerated?"

"Some of them are coincidences, and I can't explain them clearly in a sentence or two." Su Ming waved his hand.

"You kid, you even hid it from us. No wonder Rosa kept praising you at the class meeting." Yang Tao shook his head and said with a bitter smile.

"I really didn't mean to hide it from everyone. As you can see, if these things are revealed, the atmosphere of the class reunion will change. I can't make some money and just go to the group and make noises."

Su Ming looked at Yang Tao: "Old Yang, now that we've said it, we are all our own people, so I won't beat around the bush with you. I heard from Old Wang that your company is in some trouble. If you need anything, just ask."

"I know." Yang Tao grinned: "I'll handle it myself first. If I really can't handle it, I'll ask you for help."

"Xiao Mumu, what did you say?" Su Ming asked.

"I'm going, what else can you say? Of course I am willing. If there are more dramas in the future, I can resign." Lin Mu's family is not short of money. They have several houses rented and a front door.

Su Ming nodded, "Okay, I'll help you contact him. Of course, he won't have too many roles at first. He may just be a supporting role."

There are a large group of goblins from the art school in the Demonic Paradise, who have to rehearse every day; and since the Zootopia was filmed in the zoo and Wang Jin came to the zoo to film, the zoo suddenly became famous in the entertainment circle of Yangchuan City, and many people dreamed of becoming stars. Young people often come to the zoo with a "pilgrimage" mentality. During the time when Wang Jin was filming, an open space at the foot of Taoyuan Mountain in the Demon Realm actually became a gathering place for extras and extras.

Even if there are no scenes to film for the time being, Lin Mu can still rehearse the 'emotional scenes' with the goblins in the back mountain and the extras who come here occasionally.

"No problem, I'm not here to be a star." Lin Mu wanted to be in the limelight in a reasonable way.

Seeing that Lin Mu was a little excited, Su Ming said with a straight face: "But, first of all, I will go to the hospital to issue you a certificate of alcohol allergy. You are not allowed to drink alcohol under any circumstances in the future! You are not here to become famous anyway. , Don’t be afraid of offending anyone, if someone really troubles you about drinking, I will solve it for you!”

"Okay." Lin Mu nodded. He also hated wine now.

"Second, being in the limelight comes with being in the limelight. I don't care about picking up girls. I only give you four words: you love me and I do!" Su Ming said lightly. This is the bottom line for being a human being and the bottom line for getting along with friends. If this is the case in the entertainment industry Where Lin Mu couldn't even stick to this bottom line, Su Ming wasn't prepared to recognize this friend.

"Look what you said, I'm sick, but I'm not shameless." Lin Mu chuckled.

"I think it's about the same." Wang Hao said leisurely.