Super Zoo

"Mom, look, handgun!"

"There's a plane!"

"Have you got your sperm in your head? Are you doing this in broad daylight?"

"It's not a masturbation, it's a plane! See for yourself!"

"Emma, ​​run quickly, U.S. imperialism is coming!"

"Which wedding photo studio did you use to take photos? This trip will cost a lot of money."

"City people are really good at playing..."

"Husband, you have to work hard to make money. I will also fly in the future..."

The Hummingbird helicopter flew over the city, attracting a lot of attention along the way. Although helicopters are not expensive, there are still very few people with private jets. The price is not expensive, but the maintenance costs are staggering. Generally, cars need maintenance once every 5,000 or 10,000 kilometers. Helicopters basically need maintenance every time they fly. The cost of use is too high.

Take a straight line all the way to Sun Town. The advantage of a small private helicopter like Hummingbird is that it flies in a straight line without waiting for traffic lights. Moreover, the flying speed is not slow. If you bring Yingying, it will be full, and the speed can be maintained at about 160 kilometers per hour. One third faster than a car running on the highway. Of course, if a car has to go over 220 km/h on a highway, it's two different things if you pay more and lose your life.

After leaving the city, Zhao Yun leaned on his seat and began to take a nap. Su Ming and Yingying lay on the window and looked out for a while. The initial fresh energy had passed and they were a little tired. Yingying lay on the back seat to sleep, occupying most of the back seat. Su Min simply put the Its fat body is used as a big pillow, and I sleep on it.

Tony was brave enough to entertain himself by plugging in his headphones and playing the Beatles' album "PleasePlease Me" while controlling the plane.

A trip that just goes away.

No wonder rich people like to buy animal fur coats. It's so comfortable to sleep on a fleshy body. You can't help but fall asleep even if you're not sleepy. Although the roar of the propeller could be heard in his ears, Su Ming began to dream in a daze within a few minutes. I dreamed that in Lanruo Temple, Nangong was sitting by the hot spring wearing an almost completely transparent tulle, and kept flirting with him.

Su Ming rushed in without hesitation.

A wisp of tassels floated out from the spring water. Su Ming had just turned Nangong into a little white sheep, and was about to have a Nezha fight. Before he started, several women suddenly rushed out from around him and surrounded him with sneers.

Ding Jing wore a tight leather jacket, long high-top shoes, and held a long whip full of thorns in her hand, making a burst of explosions in the air; Hong Feifei wore a translucent cat cook outfit, and it looked like she was The hollow one, but with a large kitchen knife like a door panel on his waist, he bowed slightly to him, with two pointed little tiger teeth exposed at the corners of his mouth, and said with a sinister smile, "Please take care of me," with a terrifying expression; He Baowen wore a super short pair of The policewoman uniform, with a half-step skirt tightly wrapped around her small buttocks, walked out with a twist, suddenly took out a gold AK47 from behind, and shouted: "Hold your head with both hands..." while saying At the same time, she took out a large durian grenade full of thorns from her chest. I don’t know how she stuffed it in...

"You're such a heartless person, you actually have so many women!" Nangong was furious. He held down Su Ming's head and pushed it into the water. The force was so strong that Su Ming couldn't resist even with all his strength.

I was suffocated by the hot spring water, and it became difficult to breathe. I felt suffocated and uncomfortable. I could hear the weird laughter of several women in my ears.

"Suffocate him!"

"kill him!"

"Blow him up!"

"Let me go and let me eat him!"

"Wow haha, this is what happens when you have a harem!"

…

"I'm fucked!" Su Ming suddenly woke up!

It turned out to be a dream.

The roar of helicopter propellers was heard in my ears, and in front of me was a small cabin. Zhao Yun leaned his head on the back of the chair and snored softly. Tony was maneuvering the plane, his body shaking, probably because he was changing to black rap music. One hand made strange gestures from time to time.

Yingying slept like a dead pig, and her back was wet with Su Ming's saliva.

"No wonder he dreams about hot springs!" Su Ming sucked the saliva from his mouth and wiped his mouth. He slept so soundly that he almost choked to death on his own saliva.

Looking out through the window, there is no longer a highway below. Instead, the eyes are filled with mountains and forests. Line-like winding mountain roads surround the mountain tops. Occasionally, a few cars pass by, like moving insects.

Unlike the majestic Changbai Mountains in the north, nor the desolation in the west, the hilly areas in the south are covered with lush mountains. The humid climate makes the tops of the mountains covered with a light mist. Seen from a distance in the air, it looks like There are fairy caves and fairyland in this world.

The county seat of Maoxi County is surrounded by mountains. On the hillside around this circular area, there are scattered small villages. One of them, leaning halfway up the mountain, is the town of Bamboo.

"Don't even sleep! It's here!" Su Ming shouted excitedly as he rushed back to his hometown.

Zhao Yun was sleeping soundly when he was startled and suddenly stood up like a corpse: "What's going on!" Then he looked down and breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh, we're here."

Yingying shook her body and covered her head with her paws, as if to say, don't make any noise, don't make any noise, let me sleep a little longer.

"Don't sleep. If you sleep again, you will grow into a pig. Get up and I will take you to see the pigs!" Su Ming held Yingying's thighs and rocked around for a while. Yingying hummed twice before she reluctantly got up.

But when it lay on the window and saw the forest below, its spirits suddenly improved.

After circling in the air for a few times, the hummingbird aimed at a piece of "open space" and slowly landed. It happened to be the piece of farmland where wild boars came to destroy crops during the Chinese New Year.

After a few months, the farmland has recovered its vitality. The crops are growing well. Several greenhouses have been rebuilt and wire mesh has been pulled around them.

The people working in the fields were also startled by the sound of the motor in the air. They put down their farm work and looked up at the slowly descending hummingbird.

"Ah... Aba Aba..."

"Where did the plane come from?"

"Quickly inform Mayor Wu that a plane came to our town to steal food..."

"Bullshit, they flew a plane just to steal your two kilograms of cabbage? It's not even enough for the gas!"

"Could it be that some big boss came to invest?"

"Didn't the eldest son of the Su family say that there are many scammers these days, be careful of scammers! Quickly ask people to protect the wild boar cubs! Don't let them cheat you!"

"No, that person...isn't it the eldest son of the Su family...Second uncle, look, is it Su Ming?"

After the plane landed on the ground, someone finally saw a familiar face through the glass window.

"Huh? It seems to be Su Ming?" Second uncle wiped the sweat from his forehead, put down the farm tools, and walked towards the helicopter half-believingly.

The door of the helicopter was opened with a whoosh, and Su Ming didn't come out, but a big black and white bear rushed out first.

As soon as Yingying came out, she was delighted by the natural ecology in front of her. There were cabbages, watermelons, tomatoes, and delicious food all over the ground! She was so happy that she rushed into the field.

"This is... a panda..." Second Uncle was dumbfounded. Wild boars harm crops, so it's okay to kill them, but this is a panda, how can it be killed!

Su Ming followed closely, grabbed Yingying's little ears, pulled it back, and then grinned at the stunned villagers around him: "Second Uncle! I'm back!"

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Seeing the weight problem of pandas, I wrote 60 kilograms at first because I saw a video of pandas in Wolong Nature Reserve. Two pandas were lying on the administrator, and the administrator could easily stand up. Seeing that some book friends mentioned it, I checked it out and it was indeed lighter. There are adult pandas that weigh more than 100 kilograms or 200 kilograms. It has been changed!

Today is Children's Day, and the five chapters were posted together in the morning.

Well, happy holidays... Well, I don't care whether you celebrate or not, anyway, I celebrate Children's Day.