Super Zoo

Like many young people of the same age, Li Xiaomao's spare time every month is clearly divided into two parts.

The first half is mainly the ten days after the salary is paid. Every day, she goes shopping with her girlfriends, eats, buys, and takes photos with beauty filters, and posts likes on WeChat Moments; the second half is the next half month. After the salary is spent and the credit card is maxed out, she stays in the apartment to surf the Internet, play games, watch online dramas, participate in various battles in forums, or watch battles.

That afternoon, Li Xiaomao returned to the apartment after work. After entering the door, she tiptoed to take off her high heels, threw her bag on the bed, walked into the bathroom, took off her straight OL professional suit, pulled off her stockings and stuffed them into the washing machine, held the wash basin with one hand, and reached into the small vest on the back with the other hand. Twisted it twice, pulled out a pink patterned bra and hung it on the wall rack.

"Ah, I'm so tired!"

After taking off these restraints, Li Xiaomao felt relaxed all over. She changed into a set of loose cartoon pajamas and rubbed her hair vigorously in front of the mirror. The woman in the mirror completely lost the image of a smart and strong career woman and instantly became a homebody.

Wearing Hello Kitty slippers, Li Xiaomao yawned and returned to the bedroom. She fell on her back on the big and soft bed and pulled the big pillow with a big cat head printed on it to cushion her waist.

"Ah, so boring, so boring, my boyfriend is more annoying than a dog, but I'm lonely without a boyfriend..." Li Xiaomao muttered while opening her laptop to surf the Internet.

She has been following several online dramas recently, and one of them, "I never thought it would be updated today", she clicked on the official website and saw that the latest episode was out.

This drama was first recommended by a colleague in her unit. There are many young people in the unit, and many people are following this drama. After watching the first episode, Li Xiaomao was immediately attracted by the funny plot, exaggerated character performances and unexpected plot twists.

General TV or movies all tell a complete story. No matter whether it is well-made or not, or whether the plot is exciting or not, it is very tiring to watch. However, "I Can't Expect It" breaks through the traditional model, relying on a series of nonsensical and cold humor clips to appear in a way similar to a skit. It does not bring any pressure to people when watching it, and there is nothing heart-wrenching. It brings people a very relaxing smile after the heavy work, which is very suitable for the current fast-paced life.

However, this kind of drama also has a fatal flaw: it lacks a main storyline, and it is not as good as traditional dramas in arousing the curiosity of the audience and keeping the audience's appetite hanging; at the same time, because the funny methods are similar, it is easy to produce aesthetic fatigue after the initial freshness is over.

Li Xiaomao is one of those who became fans from passers-by. He is not a senior fan. He just watches it to kill time and cheer himself up when he has nothing to do. After watching the first season in one go, he was a little tired of the second season. Although he would follow every episode, he would not wait in front of the computer to wait for the release of the next episode.

"La la la la la, la la la la... I never thought... la la la la..." A familiar opening music came from the computer speakers. Every time he heard this tune, Li Xiaomao felt very relaxed.

"I don't know what's fun in this episode..." Li Xiaomao said to himself with a smile.

Next, the screen went black, and a male voice pretending to be serious but clearly with a strong funny temperament appeared, which was the "personal reading" promised by the beast:

This episode was sponsored and broadcast by Yangchuan Dasheng Wine Industry. Dasheng wine, the wine of youth, the wine of friendship, the wine of health, the wine brewed by monkeys!

At the same time, the screen showed cheap special effects subtitles typed in Word.

"What the hell is Dasheng wine? Sun Wukong? What is monkey-brewed wine? Can monkeys make wine?!"

Just the first sentence, a bunch of questions emerged in Li Xiaomao's mind, and his curiosity was aroused. He stared at the screen and continued to watch.

The outline of this episode flashed across the screen quickly.

Like every episode before, this part was so fast that people didn't have time to watch it before switching over. Li Xiaomao could only catch a few keywords from the white words on the full screen,

Father-in-law, brewery, jumping king...

Next, the male protagonist Bai Ke's dull face filled the entire screen, and he introduced himself in a voice that was more funny than Jiaoshou:

"My name is Tong Dachui. On the surface, I look like a hard-working bricklayer. In fact, my real identity is a professional fitness man. Since I was puberty, I have been practicing my scorching biceps every day..."

Just as Tong Dachui showed his scorching biceps, a bright red brick fell from the sky and hit him accurately on the back of his head.

"Copper hammer, come over here and move the bricks!"

"Well, after five years of hard work, eighteen hours a day, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, I finally saved enough money for a down payment on a house. Today I can walk into Xiaomei, the high-end luxury community where my girlfriend lives, with my head held high and propose to her parents... Hehe, I'm still a little excited when I think about it..."

The scene turned to a simple shed on the construction site. Above the shed, a line of words typed in Word flew out: Xiaomei's home in a high-end luxury community.

Copper Sledgehammer was stunned: "I got a big cross. Did I remember it wrong? This is obviously the canteen in the work shed. When did Xiaomei's family fall to this point? And this is too perfunctory, isn't it? Even the word "luxury" is wrong! No matter what, I must obtain the consent of Xiaomei's parents today, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life, even if it means risking my fiery biceps! "

As she was talking proudly, Xiaomei rushed out of the work shed in tattered clothes, threw herself into the arms of Bronze Sledgehammer and cried loudly: "Brother Sledgehammer, I can't marry you!"

"Ah! Ah! Why is this happening!" The copper sledgehammer felt like it was struck by thunder.

Then, as expected, five thick lines drawn with Windows Graphics appeared in the sky.

Perhaps because I was worried that the audience would not know what it was, I also deliberately added a few big, crooked characters on one side: Five Thunders. An arrow points to the head of the copper sledgehammer, with the word 'hit the top' written on the side...

The scene transitioned into the room. Xiaomei's father, played by the beast, was lying on the bed and coughing violently. Every time he coughed, a group of irregular polygons drawn with word drawing would pop up on the screen, with words written in big red fonts. 'Blood'.

"Sure enough, it was a bloody scene! Uncle, what's wrong with you! Why aren't you dead yet? Oh no, why do you look like you are going to die!"

"Ahem, sledgehammer, the situation is like this..."

The scene changed and came to a deep mountain with a beautiful environment.

"Unexpectedly, Xiaomei's father has a terminal illness that can only be cured with the Great Holy Wine produced in the Qinling Mountains. So now I must sneak into the Great Holy Wine Industry and obtain the legendary item: the Great Holy Wine to marry Xiaomei! Although I think this It's definitely an advertisement, but for Xiaomei, I won't hesitate to risk my biceps, let alone a mere advertisement!

But I heard that the Great Sage Liquor Industry is full of dangers and is full of terrible monsters. No one has ever been able to successfully steal the Great Sage Liquor from the Great Sage Liquor Industry. Even the Thief White Jade Soup returned with hatred and quit the world and became a waiter. ’s... Are you kidding me? I am a man with biceps as hot as fire. How could I be intimidated by a few brewers and old men on duty? ! For me, beating an elderly person over sixty years old and a child under eight years old is as easy as looking at the lines on the palm of my hand, hahaha..."

The picture is passing through the deep mountains surrounded by clouds and mist. Using the perspective of a copper sledgehammer, we are looking for the Dasheng Liquor Industry in the mountains.

When the picture was fixed on a classical pastoral-style building in the middle of the mountain, Li Xiaomao's eyes lit up and he said to himself blankly: "Yeah? It looks so familiar..."

At the same time, countless viewers watching this episode all expressed the same sentiment: "This winery looks so familiar!"

As a casual player of World of Warcraft, Li Mao Mao realized almost in the next second that this winery looked very similar to the newly opened level 90 dungeon 'Storm Brewery' in World of Warcraft.

The so-called 'very similar' means that at first glance, it reminds people of the brewery in the game copy, because the styles of the two are almost exactly the same. But if you look carefully, you will still find that there are many differences in details, and they are not copied exactly as they are.

At the gate of the winery, with a vigorous and powerful calligraphy pen, the inscription was written in six big characters: Yangchuan Dasheng Liquor Industry!

The winery on the screen is completely surreal. It is completely different from the ordinary imagined factory with chimneys and high-strength cement. It only appears in cartoon animations or costume films. Combined with the mountain springs and streams not far away, and the swaying waterwheels, It is completely a scene of leisurely worldliness.

"Huh? When did the unexpected special effects become so awesome? Did the beast finally fire the special effects team leader?"

Li Maomao thought it was made out of animation at first, but after zooming in on the scene, he realized that it was a real building.

"Wow, such a big deal? Just such a building will cost millions!" Li Xiaomao thought with some surprise. She is also engaged in animation-related industries and knows that although this kind of online drama is very popular, it is really profitable. The amount of money received is not as much as outsiders imagine. If one episode costs millions to create the background, it cannot be described as luxury.

Don't talk about this kind of low-cost online drama. Even big movies with hundreds of millions of investments rarely build a real background. Most of them choose to rent a movie studio to save costs.

In the picture, Tong Sledgehammer laughed wildly after seeing Dasheng Liquor Industry from a distance: "Wow haha, it turned out to be an old dilapidated house, with no security guards, no city management, not even an old janitor, and What can stop me from stealing the Great Holy Wine! Fire-hot biceps, come with me!"

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PS: May Day is a labor holiday. Of course I have to work hard to code. It is necessary to burst out. I will post three chapters for 9K in the morning. Let me go and sleep for a while, then get up and continue writing~~

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