Super Zoo

Chapter 199 Chewing Gum (10th update)

Walking on the cobblestone path in the garden, the winter sun shines on me...oh no, it's warm. Visitors pass by in twos and threes. From time to time, some people will stop and exclaim, and walk in the zoo. of wild cats taking a photo.

When cats don't have to go to work at the cruise ship office, most of them will take a walk in the zoo. People inside and outside the zoo know them and just let them wander around.

These guys are usually lazy, but once they meet tourists for photos, they immediately straighten their bodies and imitate the Lucky Cat, waving at the camera and meowing at the same time.

When he was relatively poor in the past, Su Ming customized a vest for several kittens... The biggest feature of the so-called vest is that it has many pockets. Before going out, he would casually stuff five or ten yuan into the pocket of the vest, deliberately leaving a corner exposed. Come, after tourists take photos together, they often stuff a dozen or so dollars into their vest pockets, and some rich people stuff a hundred dollars...

Now Su Ming is not short of this small amount of money, but these cats seem to be in love with this kind of money-making activity. When he goes out every day, his waistcoat is empty. After walking by the waterside pavilion, his waistcoat becomes bulging and trembles when he stands. , money is flying everywhere.

A true lucky cat.

Su Ming didn't care about this small amount of money now. He spent it all on buying cat food, which was all imported. He kept several cats in their mouths. It is estimated that if this trend continues, there will be all kinds of cat food in the world. I can eat it all.

Halfway through, I suddenly remembered and called Wang Hao. I told Wang Jianshe last time that when I have a little bit of a career, I will let Wang Haolai work with me, so that I can save myself from socializing every day and wearing down my body. There is a shortage of trustworthy manpower right now.

After making several calls, Wang Hao seemed to have no signal, only a female voice prompting "Not in the service area." I called Wang Jianshe again and learned that the government project that Wang Hao was responsible for had recently reached a critical stage, and he had been running around in the towns below.

The officialdom style in towns and villages can sometimes make people feel helpless. Drinking is necessary for both big and small matters. The other party doesn't have any ill intentions, but the customs or enthusiasm are a bit too much. No matter what, Wang Hao was sent down by the city, and Wang Jianshe was still on top, but he had to drink when he was working below, and he drank almost to death after every meal.

"Today's officialdom... Hey... If you don't talk about this, if you don't come to me, I'm still going to come to you. Wang Hao and I have already discussed it. Wang Hao, a civil servant, has nothing to do. When his project is completed, From beginning to end, I will resign to help you and gain experience in society." At this time, Wang Jianshe didn't look like a leading cadre at all, but more like a father who was worried about his son.

"Okay, I'm going to merge all the fish riding and boating at the zoo into a small entertainment company, and let Wang Hao help me manage it." Su Ming said.

"Hey, you are interested. You are still close to our old classmates. Whenever you are free, come and sit at home." Wang Jianshe said.

"Okay, Uncle Wang, you are busy. When Wang Hao comes back, give me a call." Su Ming said a few more pleasantries and hung up the phone.

With the wolf-dog brothers away, Su Ming couldn't pretend to be a villain anymore. He happened to be in a good mood, so he let the parrot sisters out for some air, found two small iron chains and tied them to their calves, and asked Su Meng to lead them behind.

Along the way, the two parrots kept complaining about the passing female tourists.

"No pants..."

"Snake face..."

Even Su Ming was a little surprised. Why did these two guys' IQs rise so fast recently? Who taught them how to say things like snake face?

But my eyesight is still not good! I'm obviously wearing stockings, but they're just transparent...

There were two people walking around on the road. When passing by Xiong Mountain, the parrot sisters started to complain about the bear family again. One said: "Big head and thick neck" and the other one followed: "Either the boss or the cook"...

There was a little girl holding a pack of chewing gum, standing outside the cage and shouting excitedly at the bear family inside: Don't wait for the animals to say hello to you!

The Bear family looked at the little girl through the cage in confusion. As the little girl spoke, she opened the chewing gum and prepared to throw it into the Bear Mountain.

"You're seeking death!" Su Ming rushed forward and fiercely snatched the chewing gum from the little girl's hand.

The little girl was so frightened that she was robbed of candy. She was about to cry when her mouth dropped. Her parents even stopped saying, "Hey, what are you doing? How can you rob children of food?!"

Su Ming's eyes widened, he took out his work permit, shook it, and said with a straight face: "Don't feed animals randomly! Bears will suffer from gastrointestinal diseases if they eat chewing gum. Forget it this time, the crime tools will be confiscated. If you are seen again next time, you will be fine." There will be a fine..."

After saying that, he put the chewing gum into his pocket, leaving the stunned family of three, turned around and walked away with his hands behind his back.

After turning a corner, Su Ming took out the chewing gum, unwrapped all five sticks, stuffed them into his mouth and chewed them hard.

Passing by Tiger Mountain, the two parrots were about to complain when they heard a new Bengal tiger in Tiger Mountain suddenly let out a roar of "Ouch".

When Su Ming was in school, he observed tigers at close range in the zoo. Those tigers that had been locked up for a long time had lost their temper and didn't roar much. Even if they roared, they weren't scary. But those new tigers are completely different. Their roars are very scary. Even from across the cage, knowing that it can't hurt you, when you hear the roar of the tiger, you will feel a little weak in your legs and frightened.

Tigers are the king of beasts, and this is definitely not just a casual remark. Perhaps lions and rhinos are not weaker than tigers in terms of combat power, or even stronger than tigers, but in terms of momentum, tigers definitely suppress any other animals.

This Bengal tiger has been locked up in the zoo for less than a week, and its roar is full of wildness, and its roar spreads across half of the zoo.

There were all kinds of noises in the zoo just now, the monkeys in the monkey mountain were chirping and noisy, the gibbons were making strange cries, and so on. All the noises suddenly disappeared, and the birds in several forests flapped their wings and flew into the sky.

The parrot sisters' complaints turned into a "click" sound, like a chicken with its neck pinched, pooping a ball of urine, and then its legs softened, and it sat on its own poop...

"Are you scared?" Su Ming put his hands behind his back and laughed strangely.

He once wanted to learn from the tiger how to roar so frighteningly. He communicated with the animal friend, and the tiger did not hide his secrets and roared in front of him.

As a result, the tiger's voice became hoarse, and Su Ming did not learn it. The sound was similar, but the roar did not have the power to capture people's hearts.

It seems that this is a problem of body structure, a unique secret of the tiger. Just like when the tigress and the male tiger were doing that, the roaring sound could not make Su Ming excited...

"What am I thinking about..." Su Ming rubbed his face.

Outside the row of wooden fences in front, a large group of tourists gathered, lying on the fences, pointing at the animals in the fences, and many people held leaves and other things in their hands, waving them into the fences, full of energy.

The back of this large fence is divided into several parts, which used to raise camels, ostriches, and more than a dozen deer of various kinds.

The day before yesterday, a few new members arrived here.

"Alpaca!"

A little fat boy lay on the fence, shouting at the new animals in the fence that looked like sheep, but with long necks and three parts of vulgarity and seven parts of cuteness: "Alpaca, Alpaca, Alpaca..."

The new members behind the fence were the first of the four legendary beasts, the Alpaca, whose scientific name is alpaca.

These alpacas were very timid and newcomers. They were a little wary of the unfamiliar environment. After being yelled at by the little fat boy, they were immediately frightened and trembled all over. They all huddled in a corner far away, staring at the people outside the fence with horror.

Children like to be lively, and other children by the fence also shouted mischievously. A few brave children even picked up small stones to hit the alpaca.

"Fatty! Alpaca!"

"Alpaca! Fatty!"

The two parrots cursed loudly, but they were not cursing the alpacas in the fence, but the little fat boy. Although they are mean, these two guys can still distinguish between their own people and outsiders. When they saw the little fat man bullying the new alpaca, the parrot sisters were furious. While scolding, they flapped their wings and tried to peck at the little fat man!

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