Super Zoo

Su Ming heard that applying for Guinness in the past had to go through a Chinese agency, and the procedures were quite troublesome, so he approached Zhao Yun, who had a wide network of connections in the society. Unexpectedly, the application method had changed.

Probably the Chinese agency has made so much money out of it that the British headquarters can no longer stand it. It was sometimes hard for Su Ming to love some institutions in his country. He was someone who tried to exploit every opportunity to make a fool of himself. The key was that he couldn't do anything good after taking the money.

"Mom, don't worry about me. I only have a few dollars and I'm already thinking about being an angry young man."

Su Ming slapped himself on the head, then went online to log into the official Guinness website and clicked on the Chinese version.

"Bang!" There was a crisp sound. Su Meng, the wild man sitting next to him, imitated Su Ming and slapped him hard on his head. The sound was as loud as setting off firecrackers, which scared Su. Ming jumped.

In order to prevent Su Meng from getting lice or something, Su Ming simply shaved his head yesterday. He looked very tough. Su Meng's slap was really 'careful'. A vivid big slap mark appeared, and then he smiled stupidly at Su Minghehe.

Su Ming rolled his eyes, thinking that when he was watching movies alone in his room at night, he had to close the door tightly to prevent this guy from imitating some actions that he shouldn't imitate...

I submitted the form online and paid the appraisal fee of more than 5,000 yuan. Even if the process was completed, I soon received a text message on my phone, "Dear Su Ming, your process is under review. We will contact you after it is passed. Get in touch..."

The first person to contact Su Ming was not the Guinness headquarters, but Director Song.

The old man gave Su Ming a task, asking him to write down the process of rescuing the golden monkey in a written material.

"After writing the materials, I submitted them to the higher authorities together with my grant application, requesting the higher authorities to allocate a sum of money to renovate the monkey mountain and improve the monkeys' food. The process of discovering the golden monkeys is very important, so you can use snacks," said Director Song.

Su Ming was good at making up stories, and there was no problem at all. He smiled and said: "Old director, you are too biased. Dozens of macaques used to live there, but I never saw you asking for money to improve their lives. Come now." I got a golden monkey and lived there for less than two days, and you have to remember this?”

"It's not a golden monkey, it's a Qinling golden monkey!" Director Song said angrily: "You think I didn't want to ask the city for money. The key is that I can't get it! The Qinling golden monkey is a treasure, the symbol of our Yangchuan City animals. In the eyes of the superiors, a thousand macaques are not worth a single Qinling snub-nosed monkey. If I don’t take advantage of this opportunity and get some money from the superiors, wouldn’t it be a waste of time for me as the director of the park?”

Su Ming rolled his eyes and said, "Don't all cities have 'city flowers' or something like that? Otherwise, why don't we just ask the higher authorities to issue a document and clearly designate the Qinling Golden Monkey as the 'city animal' of our Yangchuan?" We Xiaobai will be the first city beast.”

Xiaobai was the golden monkey who was almost killed by the giant giant salamander. Because his face was very pale, Su Ming named him Xiaobai.

Su Ming's words were half-joking, but Director Song's eyes lit up: "Oh, that's right! You young people are smarter. If it is determined to be a market animal, the higher-ups will definitely allocate money to the zoo regularly. However, the city will The name "Beast" is not very good. It sounds like a corpse... Well, it's better to call it a mascot..."

Su Ming was now very familiar with Director Song, and he joked: "Boss, you seem to be obsessed with money recently. You are not at all like the old scientist with both virtue and skill that I knew at the beginning."

"You kid, do you think I'm only here for myself?"

Director Song pointed to the chair opposite the desk and motioned for Su Ming to sit down. After Su Ming sat down, he said: "I will retire next year. Even if the zoo closes down, my retirement salary will not be less." Share the money. I’ll say hello to you privately and don’t spread the word. It has been decided from the top that the documents will be issued early next year and the zoo will be reorganized. If I fight more for the zoo now, you will have less pressure in the future.”

Since the day Su Ming entered the zoo, various parties have been talking about restructuring. In fact, this matter has been rumored for two or three years, and now the time has finally been set.

When it comes to restructuring, Su Ming is different from the uneasy mentality of most employees in the zoo. He has some expectations.

Most employees of the zoo are vested interests within the system. Of course, they do not want this system to be shaken or even broken. But Su Ming is different. Although he has a staff, he hopes that the zoo can operate according to the business model and not suffer too much. restrictions.

"Have you changed the details specifically?" Su Ming asked.

"It's under discussion." Director Song smiled: "Although it hasn't been finalized yet, there is a general principle. The better we do here, the more confident we will be when we talk about it, and we can strive for better results. conditions of!"

"That's just right. Not only the golden monkey, I'm also planning to apply for Guinness for the giant giant salamander." Su Ming said.

Director Song slammed the table and said with satisfaction: "Very good! Remember to make the noise bigger! This is a critical period, and the zoo needs to show its presence!"

…

Guinness headquarters is still very efficient. In just four or five days, Su Ming's application was approved. A foreigner with a bad accent even made a long-distance call to Su Ming and told him that there will be a Chinese event next Saturday. Regional appraisers specialize in zoo appraisals.

"Beauty, I am the first to inform you this time, and I will leave the media matters to you!" Su Ming said to Nangong Yan on the other end of the phone.

Nangong Yan naturally agreed to what Su Ming asked her to do. After discussing the specific operations with Su Ming for a while, she joked, "You might as well hire me to be your spokesperson."

"Okay, when my career becomes bigger in the future, I will leave all the external publicity to you. Don't be reluctant to give up your position in the TV station when the time comes." Su Ming said.

Nangong Yan smiled charmingly: "Then it's a deal!"

Su Ming sometimes talks carelessly, especially when he is with someone like Nangong Yan and Wang Hao, he basically just talks about whatever comes to mind, very casually. He also didn't expect that Nangong Yan would take the few words he casually said today very seriously, and even adjusted his development plan specifically for this.

If Nangong Yan’s goal in the TV station was to be an excellent reporter and host, now Nangong Yan’s goal is to get to know some colleagues in the media, so that she can help Su Ming in this regard in the future. .

"I can finally see it. This guy is so focused on his career now that he doesn't have any love for his children at all. But that's fine. If the love between children is too long, the heroism will be short. If he is a man and a young man, if he spends the whole day Just thinking about men and women, I don’t like him! Anyway, I am still young and beautiful, can I let him run away? Hey, we have a long time ahead!”

Although Nangong Yan has never been successful in dealing with Su Ming, she has never lacked confidence.

In fact, what Nangong Yan didn't notice was that since Su Ming saw the BMW man harassing her last time, there were a few inconspicuous wasps around her unknowingly, protecting her 24 hours a day.

Human beings are not like vegetation, so how can they be ruthless? Even big animals have hearts and minds.