Super Zoo

Chapter 136 Distant Cousin

Su Ming gained a lot during this trip to the mountains, but his greatest achievement or contribution was actually killing an entire armed poaching team.

However, this achievement was too troublesome to explain, and once it was made public, it would likely bring him a series of troubles, so Su Ming was not going to tell anyone.

He called Wang Jianshe to ask for his help to solve the problem of the wild man's "identity". This guy couldn't always be an illegal resident.

He told Wang Jianshe about the situation in general, and it was the same thing he had prepared long ago, "Yes, he is a relative from my hometown, and he is my distant cousin. At that time, we didn't implement family planning. He was the second child, so he couldn't get a household registration, and he was an illegal resident. When he was a child, he had a fever that damaged his brain, so he couldn't speak fluently and was a little stupid. Now he has come to the city to seek refuge with me, and I am thinking about whether I can get him a household registration."

"It was really difficult to do before, but now that the second child policy has been relaxed, it is much easier. So, you send me information such as photos and names, and I will find someone to do it for you." Wang Jianshe agreed very readily.

Name? Su Ming thought about it. This guy is so fierce and he is my cousin. So I might as well call him Su Meng.

Wang Jianshe chatted with Su Ming for a while. Although it was just a chat, it actually contained a certain amount of information. He told Su Ming about the selection of model workers. If he was selected, it would be the best. If he was not selected, he should not be disappointed. After all, Yangchuan City has not seen a model worker as young as Su Ming in the past ten years. According to Su Ming's rapid rise, even if he is not selected this time, he will definitely be selected in the future.

There are many benefits to being a model worker, but since Wang Jianshe said so, it is almost like giving Su Ming a guarantee. Even if he fails this time, he will be selected next time. Su Ming will certainly not say anything more.

Wang Jianshe also asked Su Ming to persuade Wang Hao to drink less alcohol. He heard that Wang Hao's health condition has not been very good recently. He went to the hospital for physical examinations several times, and his blood pressure and blood lipids were frighteningly high.

"Uncle Wang, you know that his job requires socializing. How about this, when my business is a little bigger, I can just let Wang Hao come to work for me." Su Ming also shook his head. Last time, he asked Wang Hao to help find someone to make a fish saddle. Wang Hao said that he had a project to attract investment, and he had to accompany various parties to eat and drink and socialize every day. On the surface, it looks very glorious and fun, but in fact, this kind of socializing is very hard.

Su Ming did not expect Wang Hao to stick to it at first and put all his efforts into this project. In any case, with his father's protection and the dividends from the cruise business, Wang Hao can still live comfortably even if he does nothing.

The call lasted only a few minutes. When Su Ming hung up, a nest of fish disappeared. The wild man Su Meng did not look full at all. He held the big pot in his arms, lowered his head and licked the bottom of the pot, licking it with a swishing sound.

"Is it because my cooking skills are too good?" Su Ming's mouth twitched twice. Well, I don't have the energy to cook another pot, so I'll order takeout.

He called and ordered a takeout worth several hundred yuan. Thinking that Su Meng was also eating cooked food for the first time, Su Ming didn't dare to order too much oily and meaty food. He ordered a portion of various dishes and a ten-yuan steamed bun.

More than a dozen dishes, fried, stir-fried, deep-fried, and boiled, were placed on the big round table. They were colorful and fragrant, and looked very appetizing.

Su Meng didn't think about it, stretched out his big hand and grabbed a plate of fried kidneys. A pair of chopsticks appeared out of thin air and hit the back of his hand.

Su Meng shrank his hand and looked at Su Ming in confusion.

"Use chopsticks to eat in the future!" Su Ming gestured with the chopsticks in his hand, then deliberately slowed down his movements, put the chopsticks on the table, and then slowly picked them up to pick up the dishes, disguising the use of chopsticks.

"You try it!"

Su Ming put the chopsticks in front of Su Meng. Su Meng scratched his head while looking at the chopsticks, then imitated Su Ming, opened his fingers, and held the chopsticks a little stiffly.

"Well, not bad, try to pick up the food!" Su Ming encouraged.

Su Meng suddenly raised the chopsticks high and stabbed them hard!

"Not with a fork..." Su Ming covered his face, but found that Su Meng did not "stab" the food, but a big white flour bun was stuck on the chopsticks, and he bit off more than half of it with his big mouth.

Su Ming was happy, and pushed the plate of fried kidney with sauce over, saying: "Dip it, dip it!"

"Hehe! Hehe!" Su Meng made an unclear sound in his throat, dipped the bun in some sauce, and surprisingly, he wrapped a ball of kidney in the bun without any instruction, and made a meat bun.

Su Ming laughed, and did not expect Su Meng to be quite smart, so he taught him how to use chopsticks and spoons a few more times.

During the teaching, Su Meng quickly mastered the use of tableware, and the table was swept clean.

Thanks to Su Ming's caution, he bought ten fist-sized white flour buns for one yuan each, and finally fed the big fool.

"Uh..."

Su Ming and Su Meng were lying on two armchairs on the platform of the waterside pavilion by the lake, basking in the sun while disappearing. Su Meng touched his belly and finally stopped burping, but burped loudly.

Su Ming turned his head to look at Su Meng, thinking that if he wanted to integrate into human society, he couldn't keep saying um um um, um um, and um um. He would have to teach him to speak slowly in the future.

"Come on, read with me, apoci de..."

"Hehe... um um..."

"Apoci de!"

"Uh um... um um..."

In desperation, Su Ming could only temporarily give up the idea of ​​letting Su Meng speak. It would not be too late to talk to him after he had lived in human society for a long time and was familiar with the pronunciation of the people around him.

The water quality of Shuixie Lake was still a long way from that of Shuijun Lake. The Tai Sui seemed to have the ability to improve the water quality, but after all, it had only been put into the lake for less than a day, so it had not had much effect for the time being. The giant salamander, who liked clean water sources, stayed in the lake for a short time before crawling to the shore and lying down in a shady place, motionless. From a distance, it looked like a large piece of tree roots.

Today was Dahei's turn to rest. Now these cats have learned to eat public food. After "getting off work" from the cruise ship, they would take a few fish from Shuijun Lake to eat. It dragged a palm-sized crucian carp and nibbled it vigorously beside the giant salamander. From time to time, it turned its head to look at the salamander, as if thinking about where to start.

"Hello, Uncle Zhao, I have something to ask you."

Su Ming lay on the recliner, crossed his legs and called Zhao Yun.

On the other end of the phone, Zhao Yun understood what Su Ming meant and smiled with interest: "Guinness? What good things have you found? Are you going to apply for the Guinness World Record?"

"Giant salamander!"

Su Ming checked online. The largest giant salamander on record is 120 years old, 180 cm long and weighs more than 60 kg. He measured his own and didn't know how old it was, but the body length reached 244 cm and the weight reached 73 kg.

If nothing goes wrong, this giant salamander will set a new record and become the largest giant salamander in history, recorded in the Guinness Book of World Records!

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