Super Manufacturing Force
Chapter 45: Pretend to be a ghost
The dark room was quiet. On the bed in the bedroom, Meng Yugui held the fragrance of a woman sleeping. Neither of them noticed an orange light transmitted through the wall. Then, in the hidden corners of the furniture, seven or eight wireless devices were created. camera……
"Tick!"
Suddenly, a drop of water fell from the roof and landed on Meng Yugui's face.
Meng Yugui wiped his face in his sleep and hummed and rolled over.
"Tick!"
Another drop of water fell, and Meng Yugui opened his eyes stupidly, cursing angrily: "Fuck, where's the water?"
He looked up at the roof, his eyes widened suddenly.
I saw a picture of a woman on the original white roof. The woman's expression was resentful and she seemed to be telling suffering. In those beautiful eyes, tears were dripping down.
Suddenly, the woman's face twisted, and she instantly became a fox!
Meng Yugui's eyes were dumbfounded, his whole body was stiff, and a coolness went straight into his head along his spine, and he took a nap, and opened his mouth and shouted in horror: "Ghost ..."
Outside, Zhao Xu was sitting on the cobweb, holding his laptop and looking straight: "Haha, I'll scare you schizophrenic!"
This guy can do things like playing ghosts with super powers. This guy is just too insignificant and unethical!
The woman next to her was awakened by Meng Yugui's cry and angrily cursed: "You don't sleep well, what is the ghost name?"
"Ghost, there is a ghost on the roof!" Meng Yugui looked at the woman in horror, and said with a knotted tongue.
The woman looked up and said in doubt, "Did you dazzle, there is nothing on the roof?"
"Well, how is it possible ..." Meng Yugui looked up again, and saw that the roof was white, and there was nothing at all. He shouted unbelievably: "Impossible, I just saw a woman on the roof, and that woman Still crying, tears fell on my face, don't believe it! "
Then, he wiped his face with his hands, but at this moment his face was very dry, where could there be water?
"Suspicious, I think you are playing with too many women, and you feel guilty, so there are ghosts in your heart, right?" The woman scolded dissatisfied, lying down and continued to sleep.
"Is it really dazzling me?" Meng Yugui muttered, puzzled.
He shook his head and pulled the quilt out of bed. He was scared and nervous, and had to go to the bathroom to fix it.
In the toilet, Meng Yugui opened the toilet lid, and "hush" whistled. There was no way. As he became older and had kidney deficiency, he had to whistle to urinate.
"Oh ... cool!"
Finally peeing out, Meng Yugui hummed happily. Suddenly he felt the left buttock was a little itchy, so he scratched with his hands, and then his right buttock was also itchy, but his right hand was busy living and could not scratch it!
While he was upset with itching, he suddenly put his third hand on his buttocks and helped him scratch it.
"thank……"
Meng Yugui only felt the chrysanthemum tight, and instantly widened his eyes: "Who ... who? Beautiful, is it you? Don't make fun of me like this!"
The extra hand he hoped was the woman on the bed, but unfortunately no one answered in the toilet, even the sound of breathing was only him.
He shook his head, and saw an arm sticking out of the wall, scratching his ass!
"Ghost ..."
Meng Yugui screamed in horror, sitting on the ground with one buttock. At this time, looking again, the hand had disappeared.
But this time he never thought he was dazzled, so he just jumped up and ran outside the toilet, but at the door, he banged and hit a transparent wall.
"Ghost ... Ghost hits the wall?" Meng Yugui was struggling with five legs at the same time and almost committed a heart attack.
A wireless camera transmitted the picture outside, Zhao Xu sneered: "Transparent things may not be ghosts hitting the wall, they may also be tempered glass!"
Meng Yugui was so frightened that his legs were soft and he could not stand up against the wall and slid to the ground.
At this time, the woman in the bedroom was awakened by the scream he just made, and scolded into the toilet: "I said you have no end, you don't sleep well in the middle of the night, what are you calling ... oh, why are you sitting on the ground, Are old arms and legs, you are not afraid of cold and uncomfortable tomorrow? "
Meng Yugui was like grabbing a life-saving straw, holding a woman's thigh in a row and crying, "Beauty, you finally came, scared me to death, you do n’t know, just with a hand just now From that wall ... "
The more strange a woman heard, the stranger she looked. She touched Meng Yugui's forehead with her hand, and then she touched herself: "It's strange, I don't have a fever. How can I talk crazy?"
Regardless of what the woman muttered, Meng Yugui only cried with tears, and said tragically: "Xiumei, remember, you must invite Master Sun tomorrow, I ... I am a ghost!"
woman:"……"
The next day, an old man in a robe with a goatee was invited by the woman.
Meng Yugui sat on the bed with her quilt in her hands, her face pale and asked: "Master Sun, Xiumei told you, right? Look at it, am I causing something unclean?"
Master Sun sent a fairy-tale bone, took out a compass from his bag, and looked at it everywhere. After a short while, he sighed, "Boss Meng, you are indeed causing unclean things!"
"Ah!" Meng Yugui almost jumped up in shock: "Master Sun, you must save me, I ... I have no reason whatsoever to provoke those things?"
Master Sun scratched the goatee: "I told you before that women are the source of yin, one is enough, and more will only hurt you. You see that you do n’t listen to me. Now you are weak and weak. Will it cause dirty things? "
"Master, I will listen to you in the future, you must save me!" Meng Yugui snorted and shed tears, begging bitterly.
"I'm at ease in you!" Master Sun took out a yellow charm and a white elixir: "This is an exorcism, any ghost is near you will be stunned, this is the meditation Dan, not only can make you sleep all night, It can nourish your body, and you won't see him again in the future! "
"Master, this doesn't work?" Meng Yugui put a question mark on his head.
"Well, faith is spirit, or unbelief is spirit. You have dealt with me for so long, isn't it clear?"
Master Sun scolded majesticly, but laughed inwardly: "How can there be ghosts in this world, hey, feudal superstition, but without a superstitious guy like you, how can there be an opportunity for the old man to make money?"
He thought for a while and said, "Yes, Boss Meng, there is one thing you should pay attention to. Since you are debilitated by a woman, there must be no woman in the house tonight. You might as well find a few men to accompany you to sleep Men are the source of yang, and you can use their yang to defend against blame! "
Meng Yugui nodded fiercely: "Okay, I listen to the master. I asked a few hands to accompany me tonight!"
"Oh, don't be too nervous, just eat my meditation dan and keep you asleep!"
Master Sun waved his hands with great confidence. Hehe, I put a sleeping pill in Meditation Dan to ensure you sleep like a dead pig!
That night, Meng Yugui called five subordinates and ordered them to stay out of bed all night, watching TV and playing poker in the living room, while he himself returned to the bedroom.
Listening to the voices of the men in the living room, Meng Yugui nodded with satisfaction: "This kind of popularity will make you feel secure."
He took out the meditation dan and swallowed it, then pressed the exorcism charm under the pillow, and covered the quilt beautifully, and soon came a purr. 2k novel reading network
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