Super Dimension Raiders: Start with Batman
Chapter 342
Chapter 342 Deadpool’s girlfriend, really good woman
Vanessa?
Everyone immediately remembered the girl in the bar who drove with Deadpool as soon as they met.
At first everyone thought that this was a common girl who likes to go to bars.
But she and Deadpool are actually in love.
Even if Deadpool has lung cancer, this woman will still be there, and to be honest, there are not many such women.
Will she be Deadpool’s weakness?
Everyone thought about it and thought it was normal, just like Pepper would be Iron Man’s weakness, and Louise would be Superman’s weakness.
When Deadpool heard this, he was furious: “Francis bastard! If he dares to touch Vanessa, I will cut off his head and stuff it into the elephant’s flower.
Deadpool, who is not afraid of heaven, earth, and life and death, is also very afraid when he thinks that Francis will attack Vanessa.
Screen switching.
in an abandoned pier.
Vanessa was kept in the same jar that Deadpool had been in, with Francis standing by.
Deadpool said: “This guy should be wearing his disgusting, pee-yellow pants.
Then walking towards Francis, he said to Vanessa, “You’re right, beauty, 13 red suits me.”
“Wade?” Vanessa’s eyes widened in disbelief, and she recognized him at once.
Deadpool said, “Don’t worry baby, I’ll get you out of that broken box right away.”
Vanessa said angrily: “But you left me, bastard.”
That’s when Francis said to Vanessa, “Deep Roar! Baby….
After he finished speaking, he clicked the button and began to extract the oxygen in the container.
“I hope they’ve blocked every nerve in your pain, because I’ll be checking each one.” Deadpool was furious!
Francis said: “I heard that your hands and feet can grow back if you are cut off, can you grow back if you are cut off?
Deadpool said: “That’s a good word to say.”
Then his face turned to all the audience, and he said, “It’s a good thing to say so harshly.”
Everyone looked dumbfounded.
Dr. Manhattan asked: “So, is he talking to us?? Did he see us at that point?”
tmd, this is outrageous too!
Is this the ability to perceive observers outside the universe?
Deadpool said: “It’s not that I saw you, but I saw that pervert looking at me.”
Francis “This bastard, I ripped him.”
He was really out of anger, even more angry than Phrases hurt himself.
Vanessa is the woman he identified, and he will never let her hurt in any way.
The two then fought together.
Francis has also been strengthened, has a super reaction ability, and has no pain.
And Deadpool has a super regeneration ability.
The two were almost evenly matched. When they fought, they saw blood, and normal attacks didn’t dodge. You slashed me and I slashed you. It hurts to look at.
Even Deadpool was stabbed in the head by Francis.
But Deadpool was also desperate, piercing the sealed jar with his long knife, allowing Vanessa to escape from it.
At this time, the narration sounded: “This time it was considered a near miss, but it was too dangerous!
“Anything can happen in battle. In this kind of battle, ordinary people like Vanessa die too easily, so the best way is not to let Vanessa be caught by them.”
“Wade, you need to face her, protect her, and rest assured, she won’t despise you.”
Screen switching.
Still in ruins.
Wade said to Vanessa who was rescued: “I don’t even know what to say to you.
Angry Vanessa rushed up and punched and kicked, Deadpool stood still and said, “I deserve this, and this”
Seeing that Vanessa was going to kick his stall, he finally closed the stall and said, “But let’s forget it.
Vanessa, wanted to cry, wanted to laugh, but most was angry, but this guy disappeared without a word: “Tell me!”
Deadpool said: “I’m sorry, I’m really sorry, for all this…
“I’m sorry I didn’t summon the courage to see you earlier, I’ve had a miserable few years.
Vanessa was stunned and said, “Tragic?”
Deadpool said: “I live with Yin Junzi, a family of 12, we sleep together every night, and everyone wants to rob Loelle, because he is the fattest and can keep warm,
“We share everything, house space, dental floss, even taotao…
This kind of nonsense, he came out of his mouth, doing everything to make Vanessa happy.
Women are creatures of this emotion, they are dominated by emotions, and when she is happy, she cannot be angry!
Vanessa wanted to laugh, so her anger subsided a lot: “So you have a house to live in!
She knew Deadpool was bullshitting, but that’s what she was doing.
Finally, Deadpool stepped up and said, “I really should have come to you sooner.
“But, baby, the man under the mask, he is no longer the man you remember,
After Vanessa was about to take off his mask, Deadpool was a little scared, but let her take off the mask anyway.
When the face under Deadpool’s mask appeared, it made everyone burst into laughter.
Even the unsmiling Keisha and Gaowei Lucy laughed, which was so unexpected!
Because Deadpool put a picture of Wolverine on his face.
Wolverine himself was directly eaten by a puff of cigarette: “Cough, Wade220! I think you are completely crazy, why did you think of putting my picture here?”
Deadpool in front of the screen said: “Morgan, you are a superhero in this world, everyone loves you….
on the screen.
Vanessa tried to laugh, but she took down the picture of Wolverine anyway.
Saw that face of Deadpool.
Vanessa took a step back in shock: “Wow…
Deadpool, like a prisoner awaiting sentencing, also responded: “Wow…
Then Vanessa lifted his chin and said, “Just take some time to get used to it, and then a few drinks, and I’ll take it.”
This time, the audience exploded directly.
Constantine said: “This is such a good girl. If my girlfriend knew I had become like this, she would definitely turn her head and leave.”
Zatanna glanced at him. “What do you mean?”
Iron Man said directly: “Then what are you waiting for? Marry her! If you don’t want such a good girl, God can’t see it.
“Marry her!”
“Marry her!
The audience got excited.
At this time, the narration sounded again: “Although Vanessa escaped this disaster, but the next time she died in the attack of the gang,
“So, Deadpool’s first strategy was about saving Vanessa.”
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