Super Dimension Raiders: Start with Batman
Chapter 172
Chapter 172 Don’t Learn Captain Kirk’s Pick-Up Skills
on the screen.
Kirk has walked around and sat beside the girl and said, “So, you are a trainee, what is your major?”
The black girl Uhura said: “Alien linguistics, you must not understand what it means.”
Kirk said drunkenly: “Isn’t it just the study of alien languages? Grammar, phonology, grammar and so on…
“That means your head is very flexible,
Captain Kirk’s rhetoric, it’s really one set after another, the speed of the car is so fast, the car drills can be heard – it rolls into people’s faces!
Black widow looked straight and shook his head: “If it wasn’t for his handsome looks, I would definitely throw a glass of wine on his face.”
Harley said disdainfully: “This kid has no skills in his approach, if it wasn’t for his handsome looks, I think he would have been beaten to death long ago.
Captain Kirk is sleazy and scumbag, but he is really handsome.
This face, in the eyes of a woman, is beautiful!
But Wonder Woman is getting more and more angry.
With Steve’s appearance, this guy knows that he won’t talk about picking girls in bars, and his methods of picking girls are so clumsy.
batch of oil.
I really want to change my face so that I don’t look bad.
However, the male compatriots looked at it with a smile, after all, this kind of bar hooking up girls is something every man would do.
It’s so pretty after all!
Spider-man secretly poked a look of envy, I seem to be a little younger, when I can drink, I will go to the bar.
The world of adults is so nice…
And Wolverine has long hung the eyes and ears of 12-year-old Dark Phoenix…
The adult world, it’s too early for her!
on the screen.
Uhula laughed angrily, and said, “I thought you were just an ignorant and ignorant country bumpkin full of ideas.
Kirk was almost completely unaware of Uhura’s criticism: “I have more than sleep thoughts in my head,
At this time, Uhula’s classmate stood behind Kirk and said, “Is this kid bothering you?”
Uhura said, “It’s annoying, but I can handle it.”
Kirk said, “You said you could handle me. It was your invitation to me, and I accepted.”
The audience booed for a while, and the female compatriots even shook their heads and couldn’t stand it any longer. This grandson is really a stalker!
Even the alien next to Kirk shook his head when he heard this, he couldn’t listen anymore.
Uhula’s classmate couldn’t help but said, “Boy, pay attention when you speak.”
This time Kirk wasn’t happy: “Relax, little cake, I’m just kidding.”
After he finished speaking, he patted others on the shoulder.
The little cake classmate was angry, which was regarded as a provocation: “I’m afraid you can’t count, we have 4 people, and you only have one.”
Kirk was fearless: “You should call a few more people, that’s fair.”
After speaking, he patted the face of the little cake classmates, it was an arrogant group!
Afterwards, a pair of iron fists of justice were stuck on Kirk’s face.
The arrogant group of Kirk classmates were directly picked up on the ground, showing the true colors of the five scumbags.
Iron Man was speechless: “Brother, I won’t comment on your tricks for picking girls, you’re also very good at fighting.
For big and beautiful men, drinking in bars, flirting with girls and fighting are just everyday things.
But Kirk’s classmates are really poor!
Our Batman classmate is a superhero by night, but is also a playboy rich second generation by day.
He also looked straight and shook his head: “Brother, your skills are too bad.
Dr. Banner said, “It’s a blast.”
Classmate Hawkeye nodded directly: “I’m afraid this technique won’t make a girl.”
Even Professor X couldn’t help but say: “If you have half of my ability, it won’t be like this. . . .
When he was young, the professor was also a frequent visitor to the bar. He was very sharp when he could understand people’s hearts!
The female compatriots looked at this group of men and felt that they had only now recognized their true colors!
DO…
man!
Kirk, who was in front of the screen, was depressed.
I don’t know how many successful cases I have approached, but this spam website will cut my worst failure.
This broken website really has an opinion on me.
At this moment, the narration sounded: “Jim Kirk, known as the cosmic stud, has always cared about skin color or even race when picking girls.
The screen switches again.
Classmate Kirk has rolled with a green alien girl.
Seeing everyone was dumbfounded.
This.. is too fraternity.
Kirk in front of the screen has buried his face to his knees!
Spam website, I’m not finished with you!
I have to find out who made this website and beat the person who cut the video!
The narration sounded again: “However, although the skills of picking girls are terrible, fighting is scumbags, and even more scumbags as a man, but Kirk is a genuine genius.”
…for flowers…
“I was taught a lesson by the students of the Federation cadets in the bar, and met him, the captain of the Star Federation fleet, Pike.
“Pike was very optimistic about him and invited him to serve in the Confederation.
The screen switches again.
Kirk’s face was bloodied, and there were two large toilet papers stuck in his nose.
Captain Pike said to Kirk: “My dissertation was on the Kelvin, and I admired your father.
“He never believed in a dead end.”
Kirk wiped his nosebleed and said indifferently: “Then he will learn a lesson.”
Captain Pike said, “It depends on how you define victory. After all, you survived, didn’t you?”
……..
“Make the right decision by intuition without hesitation. I think this is what the Interstellar Federation lacks now.”
“If you have half the ability of your father, in four years you can be an officer, and in eight years you can be a captain and command your own spaceship.”
“Your father has only been a captain for 12 minutes, but he has saved over 800 lives.”
“Can you do better than him?”
Screen switch!
I saw a warship suddenly appear in the void.
The warship has sharp edges and corners, and its entire body is pitch black, like a jellyfish flying horizontally, with countless sharp tail spines.
It fired countless bombs and destroyed a ship.
The narration continues: “Twenty-five years ago, Kirk’s father was destroyed by a Romulan ship of unknown origin, but before he died, his father saved the entire ship’s crew!”
“Either his father’s deeds have always inspired him, or he has always longed for the stars, anyway, Jim Kirk joined the Commonwealth Academy to learn how to become a Starfleet soldier!”
“His ability was as outstanding as Pike thought, but Captain Pike was wrong, it only took him three years to become a captain.
“And at the same time he encountered, the biggest crisis in the history of the Star Alliance.”
Screen switching.
The previous black spaceship was parked in the void.
Several Star Alliance spaceships have just withdrawn from the curvature flight, and immediately suffered a fatal blow!
Seeing this Jim Kirk’s originally cynical expression immediately agreed.
His eyes became a little cold: “Bastard, I found you. Seven.
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