Super Detective in the Fictional World

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Chapter 236 How to Prove that You’re Not Gay

Jenny was still suspicious.

Luke said defensively, “You were drunk last night. How could I touch you?”

Jenny chuckled. “Bullsh*t! Do you know how many men have tried to get me drunk over the years, so that they could sleep with me? From my classmates in high school to my friends in college, many have tried, but you’re the first man to succeed. Yet, you did nothing. And you’re saying you’re not gay?”

Luke: “…I can prove it.”

Jenny, however, stroked his face and slowly rubbed his chest. “It’s fine. I’m not biased against gays. In fact, my gay friends are easier to get along with than those little b*tches. Tsk, tsk. Look at these muscles. They would go crazy if they saw you.”

Luke said, “Can you go further down?”

Jenny subconsciously did so, only to draw her hand back in shock. “Ah, that’s impossible! You’re so pretty. You have the skin and temperament of a woman – how can you not be gay…”

Luke could only chuckle. “Miss Gwenis, you seem to have forgotten who rescued you from the gangsters yesterday. Could any of your gay friends have done that?”

Jenny stammered, mostly because of the iron proof that she had just touched. Slightly overwhelmed, she said, “Ah, no, I don’t think they could.”

Smiling, Luke leaned closer to her. “Now, would you like me to prove it personally? I guarantee that it’ll be quick, Miss Gwenis!”

Jenny: “Huh? What? Eh…”

A long time later, Jenny moaned intermittently, “Ah, didn’t you say that it would be quick? L- liar…”

Luke grinned. “I was saying that it would happen very quickly. I didn’t say that it would end quickly. To be honest, it’s going to be quite a while. You should be patient.”

After a whole morning, Luke finally convinced Jenny that she hadn’t slept with a gay guy last night.

They had lunch in the room and cuddled after that.

Selina called during lunch and said, “I know you probably did it last night and probably this morning, but could you at least send me a message in the morning to tell me that you aren’t coming for lunch? Do you know what I had for lunch?”

Luke thought for a moment and replied, “Pigswill?”

Selina said, “Exactly! The hot dog stand outside the police department only serves pigswill, and that’s the only thing I can eat! So, are you coming back tonight, darling?”

If you say that the hot dog stand serves pigswill, what does that make the officers who frequently buy from there? Luke was secretly amused, but he said, “I’ll be sure to be back tonight.”

Selina: “Mua! I love you, darling. Remember to have your recipe ready first.”

Luke: “You make me feel like your cook.”

Selina: “Better a cook than a secretary, alright? Do you have any idea how many boring reports I’ve written for you?”

They had to submit at least ten reports for the operation yesterday, which was quite troublesome.

Luke immediately backed down. “I’m glad you like my food. I’ll make something delicious for you tonight.”

“Deal! Bye. Elsa’s calling for me. She’s probably going to call you later. Remember that you’re resting at home because you caught a cold!” Selina reminded him before she hung up.

Luke shook his head in amusement; even though she sounded mean, Selina had helped him apply for leave and had finished his work for him – she was a real sweet secretary.

At four in the afternoon, Luke left the hotel with Jenny, who was exhausted but exhilarated.

Luke dropped her off at her house in Beverly Hills. At the door, Jenny suddenly asked, “Would you like to be my boyfriend?”

Stumped for a moment, Luke shook his head. “I’m sorry, but I love my current job, so I don’t intend to get a girlfriend yet.”

Biting her lip, Jenny said, “Why? Why are men always like this?”

Luke knew why she was angry. Jenny was quite sensitive because of her CEO father.

Pondering for a moment, he said, “Jenny, I love helping the innocent and cracking down on criminals as a police officer. I don’t think we would’ve met or gone through what happened yesterday if it wasn’t for that. So, please understand my choice, okay?”

Jenny opened her mouth, but had nothing to say.

Although girls could get away with being unreasonable, she hadn’t really met Luke until yesterday, so it wasn’t her place to be unreasonable.

Logically speaking, it was precisely because of Luke’s decision as a police officer that she hadn’t been caught by the WD-36 gangsters yesterday.

After a brief silence, Jenny calmed down, and good humor soon overrode her anger. “Then… are we still friends?”

Luke smiled. “Of course. I can’t pretend that nothing happened today, can I? I don’t have enough time for a relationship, but we can be friends, alright?”

Staring at him for a moment, Jenny suddenly hugged him and kissed him deeply.

They didn’t separate until a long time later. She said in a low voice, “We can still do this as friends, right?”

Chuckling, Luke pinched her bottom and said, “There are a lot of other things we can do, if I have the time.”

Jenny moaned and said, “When do you have time?”

Luke thought for a moment and said, “Let’s talk over the phone. You know what my job’s like. I don’t know when I’m free.”

Jenny was slightly disappointed.

A detective of the Major Crimes Division in Los Angeles was really too busy. No wonder Luke turned her down.

Looking at her, Luke suddenly remembered something. “As I recall, you major in business administration at USC, right?”

Jenny nodded and said, “Yes, it was my father who asked me… Forget it. Let’s not talk about him.”

Luke chuckled. “Do you feel that you have a knack for business?”