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Yang Cheng's joke quickly became a buzzword among fans, and some people even made various jokes about it.

Fans of Charlize Theron have specially produced a funny photo album, pointing out that according to the normal age growth and figure maintenance of a normal woman, as well as the recovery status after giving birth, they finally concluded that if Charlize Theron really As Yang Cheng said, if you give birth to 11 children, you must be at least 45 years old.

In this step-by-step photo album for fans, Charlize Theron’s figure changes after giving birth to each child are photoshopped. When the 11th child is finally born, she will completely become the fattest figure in the world. woman.

Please, Caesar, spare our perfect goddess! Fans begged on Yang Cheng's Weibo.

But soon, Yang Cheng's fans reacted, listing the sequelae of excessive sperm loss, and finally came to the conclusion that if Yang Cheng and Charlize Theron really gave birth to 11 children, then He will become the thinnest man in the world.

The first man in the world to be crushed by a female superior, our miserable Caesar!!

Through the facts of Caesar, one thing has been proved: wives and girlfriends cannot be too beautiful, otherwise their life span will often be shorter!

Upstairs, if you take a dinosaur as your wife, will your lifespan be shorter?

“I turned over in the middle of the night and was frightened to death, hahaha!!”

Fans' discussions and ridicules on the Internet are mostly out of good intentions, so when Real Madrid faced Barcelona at the Bernabeu Stadium when the Derby of the Century came, and Charlize Theron appeared in the stands, all the Real Madrid fans in the audience were stunned. She was given the warmest applause and cheers.

I don’t know if it’s the effect of the lighting. Or is it really related to pregnancy. Tonight, Charlize Theron wore no makeup and appeared without makeup, but it seemed that her face was covered with a bright light film. The whole person has become more charming, more temperamental and charming than usual, especially on the platform of the Derby of the Century. It appeared in front of fans all over the world watching the live broadcast of the game, and it became even more popular, attracting countless fans.

As if for comparison, the camera lens kept moving on the Caesar Princesses in the stands, from Melissa Terrio holding Young, to Natalie Portman and Avril Lavigne holding Alfie. , then to Heidi Klum and Sienna Miller, as well as Canalis and Aniston, and then there is Elsa Pataky, known as the most beautiful woman in Spain.

As the camera turns around in this circle.

Everyone had to be impressed by Yang Cheng's luck, and even the on-site commentator had to admire from the bottom of his heart, Being a man and reaching his level is really a living well done!

The scenery in the stands is beautiful and refined. The competition in the stands was also exciting.

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Barcelona is not ranked high in La Liga this season. Real Madrid, which relies on Yang Cheng, has defeated Valencia and Atletico Madrid. This allowed Barcelona to climb to second place in La Liga again, but the points gap between them and Real Madrid has widened to 19 points, which is almost an insurmountable gap.

For this century derby, almost no one thinks Barcelona has a chance to win at the Bernabeu Stadium, because Real Madrid this season can really say that the advantage is too obvious, and Barcelona sold Messi, Iniesta and Alves After that, the overall strength was damaged. Facing teams like Valencia and Atletico Madrid, it may still have some advantages, but facing Real Madrid, it can be said that it is all-round weak.

Barcelona coach Vilanova also bluntly stated before the game that it was very difficult and almost impossible for Barcelona to defeat Real Madrid at the Santiago Bernabeu Stadium, so he hoped that Barcelona's players could do their best to prevent Real Madrid from scoring. But in order to boost morale, he also said that the team did not have no chance of winning.

Cruyff gave advice before the game. He believed that if Barcelona wants to win at the Bernabeu Stadium, the most important thing is to meet two requirements. The first is to organize the team's defense well, and the second is to be better than Real Madrid. Goal first.

In fact, these two requirements are undoubtedly very difficult challenges for Barcelona. Vilanova wants to win, and he also hopes to have the opportunity to defeat Real Madrid again, just like last season's Copa del Rey final. That's the time.

But obviously, he forgot one thing.

In last season's Copa del Rey final, it was not so much that he and Barcelona defeated Real Madrid, but that Iniesta and Messi defeated Real Madrid. That Copa del Rey was more like the legacy of Messi and Iniesta. Barcelona's last gift, since then, they have switched to Real Madrid and served Melinger wholeheartedly.

Real Madrid's lineup for this game is goalkeeper Casillas, the defense is Thiago Silva, De La Red and Ramos, the midfielder is Xavi Alonso, and the attacking midfielder is Da Defenders Silva, Kaka and Iniesta, the three forwards are Ronaldinho, Aguero and Messi.

Barcelona's lineup is also full of main players. The goalkeeper is Valdes, the defense is Abidal, Pique, Puyol and Adriano, and the three midfielders are Busquets, Xavi and Keita. The halberds are Pedro, Torres and Fabregas.

Vilanova wanted to carry out a round of attack after the opening, but Real Madrid's attack was obviously faster and sharper than its opponent.

Although Barcelona took the lead after the opening kickoff, Real Madrid's aggressive pressing forced Barcelona to transfer the ball back to its own position. Real Madrid took this opportunity to press heavily and launched a round of crazy pressing on Barcelona's penalty area.

Valdez is a very strange goalkeeper. When he performs poorly, he can perform very well. But once you want to trust him and think he can become a great player, he will always be there for you. When he is most confident, he will give you a hammer and a club so hard that it will make you dizzy and confused.

In the first few games of this season, due to Barcelona's weak defense, Valdez's performance was absolutely outstanding. In fact, from the data point of view, he was better than Casillas because Real Madrid's goalkeeper was limited. Due to the team's strong offensive power, there was not much threat. The data is not impressive either.

But this game. However, Valdes received a pass from Busquets at the beginning of the game. He obviously judged the direction of the ball. He also reacted, and without anyone's interference, he hit the ball with a big kick. I want to drive the ball directly to the frontcourt, because Pedro and Torres are preparing.

What's puzzling is that even he himself doesn't understand why the ball was kicked crookedly?

I saw that his big foot missed the right spot and actually kicked the ball to the right, to the feet of Messi who was unguarded at this time. Even the commentator on the scene screamed in surprise.

Oh my god, Valdes must have thought that he and Messi were still teammates, so he accurately passed the ball to Messi's feet. But he forgot that he was wearing a red and blue jersey, but Messi was He is wearing the white jersey of Real Madrid. They are rivals!

Messi was obviously stunned when he got the ball. But then he saw Abidal and Pique approaching him at the same time, which made the Argentinian react instinctively. Dribbling the ball to the center, he then passed it diagonally to Kaká who was in the gap. As soon as the latter took the ball and was about to turn around, Puyol poked the ball out of the penalty area.

The ball fell to David Silva's feet. As soon as the Spaniard got the ball, he took advantage of the situation and shot a curved shot from the front of the penalty area. However, the very tricky shot from this corner was saved by Valdes with a divine help. Pounce out.

The ball fell to the left. When Ronaldinho got the ball, he suppressed Adriano with his body. With a fake move, he shook away the Brazilian defender and passed the ball horizontally through the gap between Valdes and Puyol, who had stood up again. The ball passed through the middle and was passed in the direction of Messi. The Argentinian gave the ball a gentle push.

I saw the football rolling on the grass hit Messi's feet, bounced off the ground, quickly passed Valdez's saving arm, and got into the goal behind him, 1:0!

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! the commentator shouted at the top of his lungs.

All the Real Madrid fans in the stands of the Bernabeu Stadium rushed out of their seats immediately, shouting at the players who scored goals on the field, congratulating them for taking the lead in breaking through Barcelona's goal not long after the game started. .

In just 21 seconds of the opening, Real Madrid fired two shots in Barcelona's penalty area and scored a goal. This was also the first time Messi scored against Barcelona in an official La Liga game after switching to Real Madrid. goal!

After scoring the goal, Messi did not celebrate as excitedly as his teammates. He seemed a little silent, and did not laugh loudly like he usually does after scoring. It seemed that he was using this way to express his feelings for Barcelona. Emotionally, although he switched to Real Madrid and his mortal enemy, it was more to repay Barcelona’s debt!”

Real Madrid fans shouted Messi's name loudly in the stands and kept shouting Messi! Messi! to show their love for the former Barcelona superstar, because now he is wearing Real Madrid The jersey belongs to a Real Madrid player and helped Real Madrid score Barcelona's goal.

Vilanova's tactics have obviously been seen through by Yang Cheng. With Real Madrid's strong combat effectiveness, Yang Cheng appeared more calm and calm in strategizing. After the start, he dared to press hard and caught Barcelona off guard.

Valdez, who has been performing steadily this season, made an unforgivable mistake. When he was clearing the ball, he passed the ball to the unguarded Messi. This does not mean that the offensive opportunity that was close at hand was in vain. Real Madrid’s feet? It’s really unbelievable that such a low-level mistake could appear in a game like this.”

If Real Madrid finally defeats Barcelona with this goal, then the culprit for Barcelona's loss will definitely be no one else, but Valdes. It was his low-level mistakes that led to Real Madrid's goal. He is more like Real Madrid. A spy planted in the Barcelona team!

But it is obvious that Real Madrid is not just satisfied with a 1:0 lead.

Cruyff was right in his pre-match analysis. Facing Real Madrid, the most important thing is that you have enough confidence and confidence.

In the game against Real Madrid, many head coaches will have headaches about their own tactics. Whether the defense should move forward or shrink is a very big problem and a difficult decision.

Being forward actually means actively looking for opportunities. Attack against Real Madrid. Exposing Real Madrid's defensive weaknesses, but in this way, Real Madrid will get enough space behind you. And then create a threat, even score a goal.

To the back is to shrink. It means sacrificing the team's offensive power to ensure the stability of the team's defense. Although this cannot guarantee that the team's defense will not be broken by Real Madrid, it is the most effective way to curb Real Madrid's offense. If the team executes If he is strong enough and his tactics are well-targeted, there is no chance that he will compete with Real Madrid.

Regardless of whether you play forward or behind, there are pros and cons, which is the same as Real Madrid's situation.

Yang Cheng dared to push the defense into the opponent's half. Even in front of the 32-meter area, it is clear that we must choose to attack and use offense to completely suppress the opponent. His risk is the large counterattack gap behind him. But he was able to rely on Real Madrid's own strong strength and insist on me being the main player. Let the opponent get into their own rhythm and pace, and be forced to choose to accommodate Real Madrid.

Theoretically, Cruyff's insistence on pressing tactics is indeed an effective way to defeat Real Madrid. If Barcelona operates well, or if the players' abilities are improved, they will definitely be able to do this, but the problem is Yes, Real Madrid's offense is too strong.

Of the two teams, there will always be only one that can really take the initiative with me as the main player. The other team can always only choose to be passive and accommodating. To a certain extent, this is also the team's fault. Caused by the strength of strength.

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Vilanova's plan before the game was to press out to attack first, and then slowly grind against Real Madrid, but now he conceded the goal in just 21 seconds of the game, which completely disrupted his plan and ideas, and also brought him a lot of trouble. A latest problem, continue to attack? Or shrink back?

On-the-spot command is not Vilanova's strong point. He is more familiar with and understands Barcelona's overall tactical system. If he is asked to make changes and adjustments according to the situation on the field, he, Yang Cheng, and Murry Compared to a master tactician like Neo, the gap is really not even a tiny bit.

Vilanova chose to retreat this time, first ensuring the stability of the team, and then slowly looking for opportunities, or pressing out to counterattack in the second half.

I don't believe that Real Madrid can attack for 90 minutes!

This is not only the thought of Vilanova, I believe it should also be the thought of countless head coaches who played against Real Madrid, but in the end, they all ended in despair. The reason is very simple. Real Madrid does not need to attack for 90 minutes, as long as they can Just keep scoring goals.

In the 30th minute, Iniesta got the ball and got rid of Keita. After advancing to the front of the penalty area, he chose to pass the ball diagonally behind him. Puyol did not intercept the ball in time enough and failed to stop the ball. Ronaldinho inserted into the penalty area from the left rib. Facing the incoming ball, he pushed the ball into the far corner. The ball missed Valdez, who had no time to adjust his center of gravity, and rolled into the far corner of the goal, 2:0!

Real Madrid scored one goal after another, and Real Madrid seemed unstoppable, especially in the first half hour. Real Madrid almost suppressed Barcelona and beat them wildly, causing a tremor in front of Barcelona's goal. The defense was very passive and embarrassed. This time they conceded the goal again, which was detrimental to Barcelona's morale. It was a heavy blow.

After that, Yang Cheng made adjustments, signaling the players to slow down the tempo. He could either seduce Barcelona to press out and play, or he could create loose game time for himself, slowly rest and recover on the court, and completely drag the game into the midfield. rest.

Entering the locker room with a score of 2:0, Yang Cheng was full of praise for the players' performance and did not make the slightest adjustment. The same was true for Vilanova, but the Barcelona coach was obviously still hoping to counterattack.

At the beginning of the second half, Real Madrid once again launched an attack on Barcelona's defense and goal, constantly creating threats. First, Ronaldinho was tripped by Puyol and got a direct free kick opportunity in a good position. He almost scored. The goal was scored, thanks to Aguero's counter-offside move, which was saved by Valdes.

Continuously creating opportunities and loopholes, Real Madrid not only boosted its own momentum, but also further dampened Barcelona's fighting spirit and momentum. Then in the 58th minute, Real Madrid scored another goal.

While the three forwards in the frontcourt were dismembering Barcelona's defense like threads and sharing most of Barcelona's defensive pressure, Kaká was very comfortable around the outside of the penalty area. He moved forward to participate in the attack from time to time, and retreated to participate in the attack. Defensively, he looks indescribably calm.

When the game reached the 58th minute, Real Madrid launched a wave of attacks. Messi failed to reach the penalty area after breaking through in the frontcourt, and had to knock the ball back to Iniesta, who was connecting him. Xiaobai attracted After receiving the attention of Keita and Xavi, he distributed the ball to Kaká in the middle.

The Brazilian midfielder was about 23 meters away from the goal. As soon as he got the ball, he saw an unmanned gap in front of him. Without too much hesitation, he took off directly and shot hard!

I heard a bang, and the ball popped out from Kaka's feet. At an extremely fast speed, it passed through the gap between the dense crowd in the penalty area, quickly bypassing Valdez's defense, and almost grazed the left post. , got into the Barcelona goal.

From the camera, you can clearly see that the Real Madrid fans behind the net were stunned, and then they rushed out of their seats, cheering for Kaka's wonderful long-range shot!

All the Real Madrid players rushed to Kaká immediately. A group of people gathered near the corner flagpole, including Messi and Iniesta. However, the two former Barcelona players did not celebrate loudly and were just congratulating. Kaka just scored a goal.

3:0! Real Madrid has won this game ahead of schedule! The on-site commentator was full of helplessness and full of appreciation!

What he admired was Real Madrid's football, but unfortunately, no one could beat Real Madrid!