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Hello, this is United Law Firm! Do you need to file a lawsuit? Our firm has the best in Shanghai...

Before he finished speaking, a majestic voice sounded on the phone:

I am from the Department of Foreign Affairs of the Ministry of Commerce of the People's Republic of China. According to the instructions of my superiors, I hereby extend an invitation to your firm. Please send the best barrister who is proficient in American law to Beijing to participate in the lawyer selection contest in a week. The winner will be the final winner. Those who will serve as our country's plaintiff's lawyer will attend the trial in New York one month later.

After finishing speaking, the opposite party hung up the phone.

This, this is...

At this moment, all the barristers in the entire law firm were stunned.

As a plaintiff's lawyer in China? Show your professional talents in front of the whole world?

Oh my god, the pressure is too much!

If you fail to say a word well, or fail to say a single word, you will not only lose your own face, but also lose the face of the country!

Mr. Zhang, why don't you represent our firm to participate in the selection?

Hearing the suggestion, Attorney Zhang shook his head quickly: No, no, I can't speak English well.

Lawyer Nanning, why don't you go? Your English is so good, and you often engage in international lawsuits.

The lawyer surnamed Ning is a woman in her 40s.

However, when she heard the suggestion, she quickly shook her head: No, I'm too weak.

Halo, you who often engage in international lawsuits are poor in ability, so aren't we even weaker?

But listen, Attorney Ning said timidly: This time I am suing an American prodigy in the United States. The US government will definitely not catch it without a fight. This matter is very difficult. Not only do we have to face the pressure of the global audience, but also the top universities in many countries. The pressure on the lawyers, and the judge, the jury.

And the heads of state and foreign ministers will definitely come to watch the scene. This pressure...

Yes, this time seems to be a road to glory, but there are cliffs on both sides of this road. If you are not careful, you will fall to pieces, and public opinion alone will drown you.

Hearing this, the lawyers fell silent.

Seeing this, the boss of the firm became anxious.

This is a political task. You must choose one to represent our firm in the competition in Beijing. You have to choose today. If you don't choose, everyone will not be allowed to leave work!

All the lawyers were speechless.

Not to mention the entanglement and silence of the barristers, the Internet in various countries is very lively at this time.

Like the Russian Internet.

Countless netizens flocked to major military forums, economic forums, and political forums...

Let's go to war! Let's go to war! Down with the watermelon, down with the US emperor!

Elect our best and top barristers in Russia, and get rid of all lawyers from other countries!

Yes, yes! I'm still waiting to win the lawsuit and make a claim, and I will have a share of the claim!

The characteristics of a warlike nation have been well reflected in these netizens.

However, some forums are about other topics. For example, some legal forums.

A netizen who is not a major in science left a message and asked: Why does the report of the Independent newspaper have such an exaggerated sentence of 380,000 years? How is this possible? Besides, isn't watermelon a minor? Why should he bear criminal responsibility?

As soon as the post is sent out, there will be a master to answer the question immediately.

In recent years, the United States has been introducing new laws and regulations against juvenile delinquency. The age at which minors need to bear major criminal responsibility has been lowered to 11 years old. Watermelon happens to be 11 years old.

In addition, because the United States has abolished the death penalty, all crimes will be converted into sentences. That's why there is an exaggerated sentence of 380,000 years. Moreover, this data is also given to a large extent because Xigua is a minor. commutation. Otherwise, a sentence of millions of years is possible.

The economic loss of 38 trillion yuan is only 380,000 years, which is equivalent to 100 million U.S. dollars a year. Just imagine, if you are an official and only spend 100 million U.S. dollars in jail for one year, do you think it is worthwhile?

As soon as this reply was posted, the person who posted it stopped being crooked, and the netizens who passed by also liked it one after another.

100 million US dollars is only a year in prison, of course it is a good deal!

Not to mention 100 million, 10 million dollars is a good deal, oh, no, 10 million is too much. For civilians, 1 million US dollars (equivalent to more than 6 million RMB) is worth a year in prison.

Of course, all of this has a premise, that is——

Convicted!

Will the White House be caught without a fight? Will the Watermelon Alliance remain indifferent?

Of course not!

...

U.S. Washington, St. Anthony's Hospital.

A group of people filed in and walked into the little guy's ward.

Ike looked up and took a look.

Oh, it was Hughes!

Hey, why are George and his wife here? I haven't seen them for a long time. What are they doing here? I am an important person now, why would Hughes allow outsiders to come to see me?

A trace of doubt surfaced in Ike's mind.

At this moment, a white man in a suit and leather shoes flashed out from behind the Georges.

As soon as he saw this person, Ike's heart instantly set off a shocking wave.

Fuck, how could it be him? Why did he reappear after lingering? Tragedy, what happened outside this month? Why is Owen, the top three barrister in the United States, here again?

Am I going to be judged again?

Hello, little Ike, we meet again! Owen took the lead, walked to the hospital bed, and stretched out his hand to the little guy. A face full of smiles, not professional smiles, but real smiles.

He was so happy, he felt that God was caring for him again.

Haha, let me just say, there will always be times when I can be useful. The joint courts are gone, and the federal juvenile courts are here again.

Others are afraid of such a big scene, but I am not afraid!

I can't wish for it, what!

Ike stretched out his hand depressedly, and shook hands with Barrister Owen. Then he looked at Hughes, as if he was asking, brother, what's wrong? It seems that you are not strong enough to be the backstage!

At this time, not only Ike looked at Hughes, but Mrs. Williams also looked at Hughes.

Feeling the attention of the two mother and son, Hughes looked embarrassed.

Sorry, ma'am, Little Ike needs to go to court this time: the Federal Juvenile Court! There are 2.7 billion people suing Little Ike this time, and the civil claim is 38 trillion!

What? How many? Can you say that again?

There are 2.7 billion plaintiffs, and the civil claim is 38 trillion US dollars. If convicted, the sentence will be at least 380,000 years!

Boom!

Mrs. Williams fell to the ground.

Plop!

Ike flopped down on the hospital bed.

Damn, am I not a child prodigy? Am I not cute? How come so many people sue me?

Is there still justice in this world, is there still justice?

I am a child, and I am more wronged than Dou E.

At this moment, Ike finally knew why Barrister Owen came.

Turns out he was his own defense attorney.

And why did Mrs. George come? Because they are witnesses, they came here to make serial confessions.

Little Ike, don't worry, we will try our best to keep you innocent! Hughes' voice was serious, and there seemed to be a bloodthirsty glint in his eyes.

How to do it? In two steps!

One: Buy witnesses! What if you can't buy it?

Then kill!

Two: Destroy the evidence! What if it can't be destroyed?

What are you kidding?

That night, a fire broke out at the CIA headquarters, destroying many computers.

According to the investigation, it was because of improper operation of a temporary worker, which caused a short circuit in the circuit.