Stupid Odin

The cow Audhumla of Jotunheim is always the greatest opener of blind boxes.

Although occasionally it licks out some ice-sealed Aesir gods, most of the time, it only brings trouble.

It's both god and ghost.

Odin was already tired of it.

While his eldest brother was living a carefree life in Asgard, he had to squat by the cow in this icy and snowy hellhole, so that when the cow licked out something heaven-defying, he could strike and eliminate it as soon as possible.

Odin's initial joy of receiving the title of King of a Realm had long been worn away by the daily responsibilities.

He had thought more than once about killing this cow that was as big as his palace. Unfortunately, even with Odin's spatial abilities, after trying many times, he still couldn't hurt it in the slightest.

Especially in the past year, Odin became increasingly unhappy.

There is harm when there is comparison.

If it was said that his third brother, Vili, was stupid but still blessed by misfortune to enjoy the sun and beaches in Vanaheim, Odin could barely accept it. But seeing Frey's treatment, Odin couldn't bear it.

Why could Frey, a descended god, sit and rule a realm, and it was the sunny Alfheim, with a bunch of good-looking, obedient, and sensible Light Elves under his command? Why did Odin have to fight giants in this godforsaken snowy land, and command a bunch of giants who weren't very obedient?

Even if his reason told him that his eldest brother did this to perfectly absorb the Vanir gods, and that this approach was correct; in his emotions, it was Frey, this pretty boy, who used his sister Freya to whisper sweet nothings and rise to power, turning from a garbage descended god into a powerful ruler who possessed both Alfheim and Vanaheim, whose status was even above Odin.

Odin's imbalance was even more obvious after Loki gradually leaned towards his eldest brother.

It felt like being cornered.

Odin became negligent.

He was originally not such a responsible god. In the epics, when various things happened in the Nine Realms, he would always throw the work to Thor.

Therefore, when the cow licked out a huge ice-sealed canyon on this day, Odin was half a day late in striking.

"Fight, fight! It's best to keep Asgard busy for a while."

In the past, Odin's side would take the first round, and if there were any slip through the net, Asgard would take over. It was out of this mentality that Odin dared to be half a day late.

At worst, it would change from 'a little leakage' to 'complete leakage'.

"At worst, I'll be fined for being the King of Jotunheim. Whoever wants to be the king of this broken place can be it!" Odin muttered gloomily.

Taking his two good sons, Hoder and Vali, to 'rush' to the scene, Odin was dumbfounded.

"What came out seems to be giants, but not giants?"

The huge footprints on the scene told Odin that the guys who came out of the glacier were quite large. The problem was that these mysterious resurrected ones didn't rush to Asgard like those Frost Giants who were full of crazy hatred, but went to the seaside and went straight into the sea.

"Father, what should we do? Should we report to Asgard?" Vali asked in a deep voice.

"Report it. Anyway, if they are enemies, they will naturally attack Asgard. If they are not enemies, then whatever." Odin clamped his horse's waist, and the four-legged celestial horse trotted back to his temple on its own.

When Thanes received the news, it had been delayed for at least half a day.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I just didn't see that side at the time." Heimdall knelt on the ground sincerely under the steps of the throne.

"Forget it, I don't blame you, after all, although you have good eyesight, you can't take care of all aspects at the same time. Get up!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Heimdall does have divine vision.

He does have far-sightedness.

But far-sightedness is not omnipotent.

He can see things thousands of miles away, but he can only see a little. When he focuses his attention on a certain detail, it is easy to ignore what is happening in the overall situation.

Not to mention that Jotunheim has a very large area, probably twenty times the area of Asgard.

Unless the other party actively jumps on the Rainbow Bridge, Heimdall's monitoring range is quite limited.

After Thanes let Heimdall return to his post, he couldn't help but ponder.

"Water-based guy? Sea monster? Sea giant? Or something else?"

In Norse mythology, there are many things related to water.

For a moment, Thanes couldn't remember.

He intended to continue to pay attention to this matter, but unfortunately he encountered the same problem as Odin in the epic—a bunch of guys around him, many with explosive force, and a bunch with lacking intelligence.

These guys who solve problems with muscles at every turn are 'good helpers' for aggravating problems.

Thor, Frey, Tyr, and Vidar are already considered to be at a capable level, and occasionally Thanes will use Loki. This is all the internal affairs 'geniuses' of such a large Protoss.

Most of the other gods are doing well if they can manage their own divine duties, don't expect them to have the ability to cross borders and help Thanes.

Thanes instructed the Valkyries under his command to continue to pay attention and notify him of any new news, which is all he could do.

Before long, changes did occur in the middle world.

The fishermen and sailors in Midgard and Vanaheim all believe in Thanes, who also serves as the god of the sea.

They will go to the Sea God Temple specially built to worship Thanes's idol.

Every mortal will make a wish to bless the smooth sailing and not encounter storms or anything.

Sea storms are, in themselves, a natural phenomenon that inevitably occurs after the moisture on the sea surface is evaporated into the sky by sunlight and accumulates to a certain extent.

Thanes is busy with everything and has no time to manage this.

Fortunately, mortals are also ignorant. When they hear that someone's boat capsized and they were finished, their first reaction is 'Those guys are not devout in their belief in the Sea God Thanes * Paulsen, His Majesty is angry'.

The sailors who did not die naturally received the blessing of Thanes, and those who died were blasphemers, thus forming a perfect closed loop in logic.

But recently, a new god has appeared in the seas surrounding Midgard—the god of the deep sea [Aegir]!

Mortals chant His divine name, not because they respect Him, but on the contrary, they fear Him!

This legendary deep-sea giant god with four arms and a height of hundreds of meters will deliberately use His slender and strong arms to capsize those ships sailing on the sea near His lair. When the ships capsize, the treasures and goods on board will become His property.

Rumor has it that His residence is full of all kinds of jewels and wealth, even to the point of using gold for lighting, so His gold is also called [Aegir's Fire]!

When Brunhilde reported this rumor to Thanes, Thanes finally realized who this guy was.

"It's him."

On the throne of the God King, Thanes rubbed his eyebrows.

It's not easy to be this God King.

The King of the Nine Realms itself means that if there are opponents in any realm, he must suppress them. As for whether to suppress them to death or bring them under his command, that is another story.

One more thing to note, Aegir's divine duty is [Water], which overlaps with Thanes's current [Ocean]. Theoretically, His scope of divine duty is even greater than Thanes.

Since this is the case, then there is nothing to say.

Beat him up!