Study Days at Hogwarts

  Chapter 1053 I'm not crazy

   "You, that's you, Mr. Creevey, what are you wearing on your chest?"

  Umbridge had just recovered and was discharged from the hospital when he called a young wizard with a smirk on her face. She was about to find someone unlucky to vent the anger she had accumulated in the past few months.

No way, Umbridge felt a little depressed just after leaving the school hospital, because looking around, the students in the entire corridor were wearing the silver badges of their respective houses. According to the valuable information provided by the Slytherin students, everyone wearing their own The students with the academy badge are all members of the Anti-Toad League, and there is further evidence that the badge can change into the shape of a toad by touching it.

  The group of fellows who called themselves the Anti-Toad League ran amok in the school during her hospitalization, and the Muggle-born Dennis Creevey became the target of Umbridge to make an example of others.

  Because it is impossible for her to expel all the students, she must suppress their arrogance. Picking a soft persimmon is undoubtedly the best choice.

"Ah, did you mean this badge? This is the most popular college badge in schools recently." Dennis Creevey was a little nervous, but he still introduced the badge on his chest to Umbridge, "The graphics on the badge Symbolizes their respective colleges."

"Someone told me that this is a symbol of a certain organization." Umbridge had a hypocritical smirk on his face, which made Dennis Creevey shrink his head in fear, as if he had become a fat man being targeted by a toad. fly.

   "I know." Dennis Creevey nodded seriously.

   "You know?" Umbridge smiled even wider.

"Yes, Professor, this is the symbol of each Hogwarts house." As soon as Creevey finished speaking, the smile on Umbridge's face froze, but the young wizard didn't seem to notice the change on the other's face. , continued: "In fact, more than 80% of the students in the whole school wear such badges, and even many Slytherin students wear similar badges."

   "Take it off." Although Umbridge was still smiling, his tone of voice was extremely strong, and he reached out to Creevey for the academy badge on his chest.

   "What?" Dennis Creevey was a little taken aback.

   "I said take it off." Umbridge smiled coldly, "I suspect..."

   "Professor, this is private property." Creevey reluctantly took off the badge, put it in Umbridge's hand, and reminded in a low voice, "It's very expensive and requires a Galleon."

"Who did you buy it from?" The smile on Umbridge's face froze completely, because she heard the students around her looking at this side, whispering and discussing what happened here, and many of them put their chests on their chests. The badge of the other party flickered towards her, making her vaguely see a silver toad badge on the chest of the other party.

   "93 Diagon Alley, Professor." Creevey whispered.

   "You, Mr. McMillan, and Miss Abbott." Umbridge stared at the two people in front of him, motioning for them to come over.

   "Professor, what's the matter?"

  The two Hufflepuff prefects stopped, turned to look at Umbridge, and asked in confusion.

   "Give me your badge?" Umbridge said in an unmistakable tone.

   "Professor, is there something wrong with the badge?" Ernie McMillan and Hannah Abbott looked at each other, pretending to be puzzled, took off the badge on their chest and handed it to Umbridge.

"Some people say it's a symbol of being a member of an illegal organization." Umbridge took the badge, reached out and tapped on it, but there was still no response, and it didn't turn into a toad like the Slytherin students said at all. .

   "Oh, so that's what happened." Ernie McMillan suddenly said.

   "You know what's going on?" Umbridge asked, raising an eyebrow.

   "I know, everyone knows." McMillan turned to Aibo and said, "Right?"

   "Yes, it has spread throughout the school."

   "It is said that the No. 93 store did not make Slytherin badges, which caused some Slytherin students to wear self-made badges and were ridiculed by students from other colleges. Some Slytherin students began to spread wildly, saying that these badges are..."

   "What is it?" Umbridge asked.

"The symbol of the Anti-Toad Alliance, but as you can see, it's just an ordinary badge. It just looks more refined. It is said to be made of sterling silver, so the price is relatively expensive, worth one Galleon." Ernie McMillan explained helplessly, "Is there something wrong with the college badge, Professor?"

   "The wearing of these badges is now forbidden at Hogwarts." Umbridge said indifferently, he had no intention of returning the badges, and was going to let the employees of the Ministry of Magic check them to see if there were any secrets hidden in the badges.

"Professor, this is private property." Ernie McMillan frowned and reminded, "Besides, there is no such school rule in Hogwarts. If you want to prohibit it through an education order, please at least hang the education order on On the notice wall, I think everyone will take off their badges consciously."

   "Mr. Ernie MacMillan..."

Before Umbridge could say the threatening words, there was a pain in the back of her head. When she turned her head angrily, she found that the students around her were looking at her with contempt, and everyone was wearing a toad on their chest. The badge made Umbridge angry all of a sudden.

   "Who attacked me?"

   "Professor, what are you talking about, no one attacked you." Creevey forced a smile and said pretending to be confused.

  It was an accident that they appeared here. No, it should be said that none of the students in this corridor appeared by accident. Everyone was acting with Umbridge.

   As for why Creevey, because Creevey is the only Muggle wizard here.

   Before Umbridge could make his way to the nearest student, he was hit on the head again, as a flock of small birds attacked Umbridge viciously on the back of the head with their beaks.

ah!

  Umbridge was almost mad, and pulled out his wand to try to drive those damned birds away. However, the funny way she waved her wand almost made the students around her laugh out loud.

   "Who's laughing!"

Umbridge, who was trying to drive away the group of birds, glared angrily at the students who were laughing at him. When she hit a bird with a stun spell, the bird split into two and continued to attack her .

   "Professor, no one is laughing." McMillan whispered.

   "Hahahahaha,"

   "A toad is a toad!"

   "It really is an idiot!"

   "She looks so funny."

  The voice continued to sound in the corridor, but apart from Umbridge, everyone still had the expression of what are you talking about, as if they had never heard those words.

   "Professor, are you okay, should we take you to the school hospital?" Ernie McMillan asked worriedly.

   "Quick, help drive those damned birds away." Umbridge put his hands over his face to prevent the birds from pecking her face.

   "What kind of bird, Professor, there are no birds here." Hannah Abbott said worriedly, taking a step back while speaking, for fear that Umbridge would suddenly go crazy and attack her.

   "It's those **** little birds." Umbridge hit one of them with the Shattering Charm, and the bird immediately exploded. However, the others still looked at Umbridge with puzzled faces, as if asking if you are sick?

   "Professor, are you under too much pressure?" A Ravenclaw girl who was watching said anxiously: "There are no birds here. If you don't believe me, you can ask other people."

   "We'd better take the professor to the school hospital, I think she might have..."

   "Didn't you really see it? And the badge on your chest." Umbridge's gaze made the girl shrink back in fright.

   "Professor, this is just an ordinary college badge." The student took off the badge anxiously and threw it to Umbridge.

  However, whether it was intentional or lack of strength, the badge fell to the ground.

Ernie McMillan next to him finally couldn't take it anymore, bent down to help pick up the badge, and handed it to Umbridge, "This is just an ordinary badge, and Professor, you sure don't need to go to the school hospital ?”

   "Toad is crazy!"

   "She was already crazy!"

   "That's great, she's finally going crazy!"

   "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

   Several voices echoed in Umbridge's ears, sometimes near and far.

   "Shut up, shut up for me."

"Professor, are you okay, no one is talking here, are you sure you really don't need to go to the school hospital?" Ernie McMillan backed away uncomfortably, not only him, but everyone else was also slowly moving away from Umbridge , as if the toad was carrying some terrible infectious disease.

  The next moment, a large number of birds flew from behind Umbridge, constantly harassing and attacking her around her, causing Umbridge to curse in a low voice, and waved his wand vigorously, trying to disperse the surrounding birds.

   "Don't worry about the professor, I think Madam Pomfrey can definitely cure your hallucinations." Ernie McMillan said expressionlessly.

   As a matter of fact, he's trying not to laugh right now.

   Hallucination?

  Of course not, everything here is not an illusion, but here are all actors, except for Umbridge, they didn’t reveal their secrets because they all took tranquilizers just now.

   "This is not an illusion!" Umbridge abandoned the previous smirk, and his face became extremely ferocious: "If you let me know who is..."

   "Hahaha, I almost died laughing."

   "What an idiot."

   "Go to hell."

"Then let's go first." Ernie McMillan gave a few people around him a look, and then everyone quickly left the corridor as if they had encountered the plague, and they were still whispering about Umbridge before leaving. It's not crazy or something.

   "Look, everyone knows you're crazy, why don't you admit it?"

   "A madman never admits to being a madman."

"Shut up, shut up all of you, if you let me know who's up to it, I'll take his skin off." Umbridge cursed angrily. She looked around and tried to find the source of the sound, but the corridor was already empty. .

   "Look, what I found, a crazy toad." Peeves appeared out of nowhere, and looked at Umbridge with a ferocious face with great interest.

   "It's you, that's what you did, right?" Umbridge pointed his wand at Peeves and cast a spell at Peeves.

   However, the spell passed through Peeves' body and did not cause any substantial damage to Peeves.

"Me?" Peeves pointed at himself, seemingly a little surprised, but he quickly accepted the result, made a face at Umbridge, and then started laughing uncontrollably, "No Wrong, it's me, it's Peeves."

   As he said that, Peeves also took out a big dung egg and paste it on the toad's face.

   "Look, it's completely crazy."

   "Sure enough, I went crazy."

   "But it's normal, she's not normal."

   "It's her fault now."

  Umbridge seemed stunned by Peeves' actions. The next moment, sharp screams resounded throughout the corridor.

  An angry Umbridge cast spells at Peeves indiscriminately, but the effect was not good.

  The battle ended with Umbridge losing and fleeing.

However, Peeves didn't seem to intend to let Umbridge go, and kept chasing after Umbridge, humming "Toad Song" softly, and at the same time took out a paper stick made of rolled newspaper and hit Umbridge on the head .

   "Do you think this is really useful?"

   Shortly after Umbridge left, several figures suddenly appeared out of thin air in the dead corridor.

   "It's useful." Fred said with a smile, "If you do it a few more times, Umbridge will definitely have the illusion that he's crazy."

"If Umbridge goes to St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Injuries and Injuries to check whether he has mental problems, this matter will definitely be revealed." Cedrit is still not very optimistic about this method, however, it is not very good so far. Method.

  The method Fred and George proposed was too stinky, and he was a little worried that doing something like that would make the situation completely out of control.

   After all, Umbridge would probably go completely insane if he had experienced something like that!

   Confronting a madman is not an option.

"She's going to be suspicious, she's going to be paranoid, and I think that's enough, we can spread the word around the school and make people think that Umbridge is crazy, and a crazy person can't be a professor," George explained. .

   "The diarrhea angel's method is more reliable. I dare say that anyone will have no face to stay in Hogwarts after going through that kind of thing."

   "Harry."

  Hermione looked helplessly at her friend.

   "Do you think we should go to her office to watch?" Ron asked suddenly.

"It's best not, and don't let her find out. I'll do it next time. According to Albert, after two or three experiences, Umbridge will definitely doubt whether there is something wrong with his spirit." George looked at Harry, continued, "When the time comes, find a chance to let Toad drink that stuff, and I don't think we should have to worry about her making trouble for us again."

"If that doesn't work, use yours..." Harry regretted that no one made Umbridge a part of Hogwarts legend, "or tell her there's Dumbledore's Army in the Forbidden Forest The secret base, let her communicate with the group of big spiders friendly."

   "Ahem, although Toad is stupid, we'd better be careful." George reminded kindly, "If he is really pushed to the limit, that guy may do anything."

  (end of this chapter)