Street test: Pretending to be a ghost to scare people? Die!

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"Hello, everyone in the live broadcast room."

"This is the first live broadcast of "Street Ghost Scare"!"

"I am the host and actor, Zhang Hao."

"Today I followed the master to the foot of Kunlun Mountain , found a strand of fairy vine. ”

“The master picked a jade gourd from the fairy vine.”

“He also collected a giant python that had been practicing for hundreds of years!”

“From the current situation, this jade gourd is indeed Not simple!"

"It can collect people, it can collect monsters, it can definitely collect ghosts!"

"I just don't know if it will work for gods..."

"A new friend asked where the master is?"

"He, he is Sitting in the car!"

"I ran out to delay time under the pretext of going to the toilet."

"As for why I delayed time, I'm sure the old audience has guessed it."

Zhang Hao took off his glasses and pointed the camera at himself.

"Our ghost actor is about to appear!"

"The fourth battle between the master and the evil spirit is about to begin!"

"Now we know the limitations of the Jade Gourd."

"I guess the ghost actor has also thought about how to deal with it. ”

“It’s just a pity for the master, he still has full confidence in the Jade Gourd.”

“No, he is not pitiful, he is not pitiful at all!”

“Wait until he sees the ghost actor again…”

“He will know what fear is.” "

Zhang Hao was gloating.

The first thing Liu Feng did when he got the gourd was to put him in the gourd!

Where is the most basic trust between people?

Liu Feng actually used him as a guinea pig! …

Liu Feng was sitting in the passenger seat, chatting happily with the Jade Gourd!

To be more precise, he was chatting happily with the giant python in the gourd!

After a friendly exchange, accompanied by the sound of the giant python Screaming.

Liu Feng has a lot of useful information!

"It turns out that the Jade Gourd is not yet ripe, no wonder you have been waiting for it and not picking it."

"In that case, it is me who is wasting it."

Liu Feng touched his chin.

This can't be blamed on him!

It was the system that asked him to pick it! The Jade Gourd was also taken off with the help of the system.

He is at most an accomplice!

"It can absorb people, ghosts, and monsters even when it is not mature."

"If it is fully mature, can it even absorb gods?"

"System, I am not saying You..."

"Can't you wait until it's ripe before letting me pick it?"

Liu Feng complained in his heart.

"Ding! It takes tens of thousands of years for it to fully mature, and you'll be dead by then!"

"So long!?"

" …It’s better to pick them now.”

Liu Feng widened his eyes and changed his tone instantly.

“Bang!”

Accompanied by the sound of the car door, Zhang Hao came back and sat in the driver’s seat.

But Zhang Hao did not drive away.

"Master, do you think this jade gourd can really capture that ghost?"

"What if he doesn't speak? Wouldn't the jade gourd be just a decoration?"

Zhang Hao showed some worry, showing his superb acting skills.

Liu Feng directly He waved his hands and said, "Impossible!"

"Doesn't that guy like to show off?"

"He came up and said I can't escape..."

"This time I want to let him see who can't escape!"

Liu Feng's confident look was filled with undisguised disdain.

Zhang Hao was amused by this.

The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed.

[Hahaha, you are still disdainful, you will cry soon! ]

[Playing tricks Where are the actors? Come and teach the master a lesson! ]

[Haha... the master doesn't know what he will face next. ]

[The actor pretending to be a ghost: On the way, on the way! ]

[The actor pretending to be a ghost: Don't worry , I’ll show you how to beat up the Heavenly Master later! 】

【Wait a minute, program crew. My wife went to the neighbor's house to take a shower and hasn't come back to watch the live broadcast yet. 】

【? 】

【Going to the neighbor's house to take a shower? ? 】

【My water heater is not hot, but my neighbor Wang is so nice and let me use it for free My wife is washing me! ]

[? ? ? ]

[! ! ! ]

[…………Awesome! ]

On the show.

Liu Feng urged Zhang Hao to drive quickly.

He planned to rush back to Nanjiang overnight to capture the ghost!

"Master Don't worry!"

"We can rest for a night and return to Nanjiang tomorrow!"

Zhang Hao continued to delay.

In fact, he no longer needed to delay.

From the rearview mirror, he saw a little light.

Liu Feng also saw the light, but I didn't take it seriously.

If there is light, it means it's a person, and if it's a person, he's not interested.

"Take a break!"

"It's not like your tram is in the hands of a ghost."

"That's my most valuable asset, more expensive than my two thousand yuan computer!"

Liu Feng said with some heartache.

Zhang Hao's mouth twitched.

This is the only true immortal in the world, and he actually feels sorry for the tram worth two or three thousand yuan?

It's just an experience of life, why does the master take it so seriously?

It's too damn into the play!

Zhang Hao kept complaining in his heart.

Looking at the rearview mirror again, Zhang Hao began to sell his acting skills.

"Master... Master, something's wrong!"

"There's no one around here, how could someone come here so late at night?"

Zhang Hao pointed at the light in the rearview mirror, looking a little panicked.

Liu Feng waved his hand directly.

"Aren't we both human beings? We came here so late at night."

"Hurry up and leave, don't waste time."

Liu Feng urged again.

But Zhang Hao stared at the rearview mirror!

That expression was as if he was possessed.

Liu Feng frowned, not understanding why Zhang Hao was crazy.

"It's just one person, what's the big deal..."

Liu Feng was suddenly stunned!

In the rearview mirror, the light stopped not far behind the car.

Then a shadow blocked the light.

It looked like...

"Machete!"

Liu Feng stuck his head out of the car window and turned his head to look back.

The machete scratched the ground...

Liu Feng was too familiar with this action.

It was that...

"Master!"

"It's that ghost!"

"That ghost is riding your little! electric! car! to kill me!"

Zhang Hao screamed on the spot.

Live broadcast room——

[Hahahahahahaha...]

[Little electric car? Did you do it on purpose? ]

[Master just said he was worried about the little electric car, and the program team sent it. How thoughtful! ]

[I'm crying to death, the program team cares about the master so much! 】

【Hahahaha, stop being sarcastic, the master is going to be pissed off! 】

【The master got off the car! The master is getting on!! The ghost actor is speeding up!!! 】

【How many seconds can the master last? 】

【Three seconds! No more, if more, he is not a real man! 】

Under the Kunlun Mountains.

Liu Feng got off the car neatly.

Looking at the ghost actor walking towards him, Liu Feng's face turned black!

Riding his electric car to the plateau?

This is too much!