The king of the world, the king of the earth.
"Dear audience, you read it right, the Black and White Impermanence are asking for money!"
"This scene reminds me of Journey to the West."
"When Tang Monk and his disciples arrived in the West, they were also harassed by the Buddha's disciples."
"You can't get the scriptures without bribery!"
"It turns out that the gods are so realistic!"
Zhang Hao was amazed.
Liu Feng slammed the table!
"Take money... what kind of money?"
"All the offerings have been eaten up, and you still want to eat and take?"
"Bullying honest people, right?"
"Hurry up and work, or I'll sue you to the King of Hell!"
Liu Feng was very angry.
He spent all his money to buy these things!
As a result, Heibai Wuchang asked for a bribe from him...
It's really outrageous!
Those oranges are simply fed to dogs!
"Offerings?"
Heibai Wuchang was stunned for a moment.
Looking at the empty offering table, they didn't see any offerings!
Could these four white candles be the offerings?
Bai Wuchang's smile froze for a moment.
Hei Wuchang's face became even darker!
They came all the way here, and in the end they were asked to eat candles?
It's too much to bully ghosts!
"Master, you're going too far."
"Although my brother and I are just ghost messengers, we can't be on the stage."
"But you use candles as offerings, aren't you too stingy?"
Bai Wuchang was patient and wanted to argue with Liu Feng.
Hei Wuchang was more direct.
The big black hand slapped the table, and it seemed that the table was about to be overturned!
Zhang Hao shuddered when he saw it!
The audience in the live broadcast room also shuddered!
[Here it comes! Black and White Impermanence are going to get mad! ]
[Fuck! ? Are they really going to flip the table? ]
[The master really went too far. He is a god after all. How can he be beaten casually? ]
[They say that the King of Hell is easy to see, but the little ghosts are hard to deal with. The master is definitely going to be unlucky! ]
[The development of this plot is like there is a script! ]
[It's outrageous! ]
[The master asked Black and White Impermanence to catch ghosts, but he didn't fight with Black and White Impermanence first, right? ]
[That's really 666! ]
[Who told the master not to prepare offerings? A few oranges to fool the ghosts! ]
[The key is that the oranges were not eaten. I feel that the seven ghosts stole the oranges! ]
[? ? ? ? Fuck, it's possible! ]
[Is the master taking the blame? ]
[It's so miserable! It's so miserable! I want to write the word miserable on the master's face! 】
……
Liu Feng's heart skipped a beat when he saw Hei Wuchang slamming the table!
He was just an ordinary person, and it was ok for him to pretend to be powerful.
If they really fought, how could he be a match for Hei Bai Wuchang?
So he had to be reasonable.
"No, you ate all the oranges, and now you say there are no offerings?"
"You're not going to admit it after eating them all, right?"
Liu Feng pointed with his sword.
The orange peel on the ground instantly attracted the attention of Hei Bai Wuchang.
Orange?
Hei Bai Wuchang looked at each other and saw confusion in each other's eyes.
"Old Black, did you steal the oranges?"
"No! It was you! You stole it!"
"I didn't steal it! I didn't even see the shadow of the orange!"
Hei Bai Wuchang started to quarrel.
Liu Feng was stunned.
This orange was not eaten by Hei Bai Wuchang?
Then who ate it?
Someone stole the offerings?
As soon as he thought of this, Liu Feng's face turned black!
He was performing a ritual here, and someone was stealing the offerings right under his nose!
Remembering that someone patted him on the back of his head before, Liu Feng couldn't help it.
"It must be the lonely ghosts around who stole the offerings!"
Liu Feng interrupted the quarrel between the Black and White Impermanence.
"But I said it long ago, the ritual is to invite the Black and White Impermanence."
"They actually dared to steal..."
"You two ghost officials are not good at keeping face, you can't even suppress these lonely ghosts!"
Liu Feng deliberately provoked him, and sure enough, the Black and White Impermanence became furious!
White Impermanence: "You dare to eat my offerings!"
Black Impermanence: "You're looking for death!"
A gust of cold wind swept around.
Liu Feng narrowed his eyes.
When he looked again, the Black and White Impermanence had disappeared.
The sound of ghosts crying and wolves howling sounded nearby!
In less than a cup of tea, the Black and White Impermanence appeared in front of the altar again.
But unlike before, this time they also locked up seven evil spirits!
The smallest one was not even as tall as the altar, and his big eyes were full of fear and...confusion!
She just stole a few oranges!
A few worthless oranges, but Black and White Impermanence actually took action?
The little girl felt that her worldview had been refreshed!
Black and White Impermanence
Chang also felt something was wrong.
"Tianshi, even if you prepared the offerings, this orange..."
Bai Wuchang looked at the orange peels on the table, and his face became darker and darker!
What's the difference between this and a candle?
It's hard to say whether it's worth ten dollars!
"What's wrong with the orange?"
"Although it's a little stale, I picked out all the rotten ones!"
"I put my heart into it!"
Liu Feng argued!
Bai Wuchang's mouth twitched.
Rotten...
So this was "carefully selected" from the rotten oranges?
"You're lying, there's obviously a bad orange!"
The little girl accused with tears in her eyes!
Liu Feng pretended not to hear.
"We've caught these seven, and there's still one!"
"Hurry up!"
Liu Feng urged Heibai Wuchang to do his job.
But Heibai Wuchang refused to do it!
"Take the money!"
Hei Wuchang had a dark face, and his big black hand slapped the table again.
Bai Wuchang's smile also disappeared, and the atmosphere became extremely awkward.
Liu Feng glanced at the ghost actor not far away, and could only grit his teeth!
"Money, money, money... Isn't it just money?"
"Here you go!"
Liu Feng searched his pockets, took out two steel coins and threw them on the table.
Hei Wuchang saw it, and with a "click" sound, he pinched off a corner of the altar.
Zhang Hao in the back was terrified.
Two steel coins to send away the Black and White Wuchang?
How dare you do this!
The audience in the live broadcast room were also dumbfounded!
[It's too much, too much, the master is too much! ]
[Two coins, and they are one cent? ]
[It doesn't look like one cent, it seems to be fifty cents...]
[Don't worry about how many cents it is, it's just one dollar, so what? Two dollars to send away beggars! ]
[Master is worthy of being a master, every step is beyond my expectation! ]
[Elder Pig, please take back your magic power! ]
[I'm really afraid that the Black and White Impermanence will be angry to death! ]
[Do you think it's easy for them? They caught seven ghosts, but they can only eat candles. ]
[It's good to have candles to eat, but the children eat rotten oranges! ]
...
"Master, please don't provoke me!"
Zhang Hao was so anxious that he couldn't help but take a few steps forward.
"I have money!"
Zhang Hao shouted boldly, attracting the attention of the Black and White Impermanence.
"I have five hundred yuan!"
Zhang Hao took out five red bills from his pocket and walked carefully to Liu Feng's side.
Putting the red bills on the altar, Liu Feng smiled at the Black and White Impermanence.
The White Impermanence looked at the red bills on the table and couldn't help but reach out to pick them up.
"One hundred... five?"
Bai Wuchang smiled.
Hei Wuchang took a look and couldn't help but withdraw his hand.
Zhang Hao was relieved.
"Five hundred in total, not much."
"Just consider it as my honor to the two gods!"
As soon as Zhang Hao finished speaking, Bai Wuchang threw the red bills directly in his face!
"This is for living people!"
"I want paper money!"
"Paper money!!!"
Bai Wuchang was so angry that his tongue was jumping!
Hei Wuchang smashed the altar with a "bang"!
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