The old man was very angry.
"This is called double insurance!"
Liu Feng replied.
Zhang Hao was even more confused.
Where does the master need double insurance?
"Master, can you be more specific?"
"I'm pretending to be a master, how can I have double insurance?"
Zhang Hao couldn't help but continue to ask.
Liu Feng looked around after hearing this, as if he was waiting for someone to arrive.
"Old Zhang, that evil ghost has been chasing us, and his methods are endless!"
"He makes us unable to defend ourselves. What if he can avoid the thunder..."
"With the help of the Taoist priests of Tianshi Mansion, even if he can avoid the thunder, he will be buried here!"
"I don't believe that dozens or hundreds of immortal cultivators can't take down a ghost?"
Liu Feng was full of confidence.
Zhang Hao's eyes almost popped out!
Master relies on Tianshi Mansion to get rid of ghosts? ? ?
Isn't this bullshit!
And...
"Master, I can understand that you want to use the Taoist priests of Tianshi Mansion to get rid of ghosts."
"It's reasonable to sell them favors and ask them to help!"
"But why do you want me to pretend to be a master?"
"Can't you just show up and preach yourself?"
Zhang Hao looked annoyed.
Liu Feng coughed dryly when he heard this.
"I've always been a low-key person, how can I preach in Tianshi Mansion?"
"Once it gets out, will I still deliver food in the future?"
"Okay, check the information quickly, don't make a fool of yourself later."
Liu Feng took the breakfast and went to visit Tianshi Mansion while eating.
Zhang Hao felt his head was doubled!
"Dear audience, the master is really a tbh not a human being!"
"I'm a meat shield in front of ghosts, and I have to be a meat shield in front of people!?"
"I'm fighting with a meat shield!?"
"I'm just a host, and I have to preach..."
"And this double insurance is necessary?"
"If one thunderbolt can't hit me, how can a hundred thunderbolts not hit me??"
"The master is really bored!"
Zhang Hao kept complaining.
The audience in the live broadcast room also kept talking.
[The master wants to find people from Tianshi Mansion as foreign aid? ? ? What's he thinking? ? ? ]
[This guy thought that the Tianshi Mansion was full of Tianshis! ]
[Master: I have the help of the gods from the Tianshi Mansion, this is a sure thing! ]
[Fuck! Fortunately, the master has the Five Thunders Order, otherwise the master would cry if he relied on the Tianshi Mansion alone! ]
[The master never dreamed that the huge Tianshi Mansion was full of mortals! ]
[The master couldn't even imagine that the actors pretending to be ghosts didn't dare to come! ]
[Hahahaha, who dares to come if the five thunders are struck by the sky! ]
The second live broadcast site.
The director looked at the live broadcast screen and couldn't help but feel a pain on his face.
"Master Zhang, the master is really something, he doesn't even want to preach."
"It seems that he is determined not to leave a legacy to the world!"
The director turned his head to look at Zhang Suihan, and couldn't help but sympathize with this Taoist master.
It's not easy to meet a master of cultivation, but he can't get the method of cultivation.
Guarding the treasure mountain but not getting it...
This is so similar to the previous Five Thunders Order.
Zhang Sui Han sighed.
"It seems that the time is not right yet, and I am too hasty."
"But the master's plan reminds me."
Zhang Sui Han stroked his beard and had a new plan in mind.
On the show.
Liu Feng took a walk around the Tianshi Mansion and found that it was getting more and more lively.
Most of the Taoists who fled the disaster came back, and some tourists were visiting everywhere.
The Tianshi Mansion, which was originally as quiet as a haunted house, was now full of human breath!
When Liu Feng returned to the Sanqing Hall, he saw more people here!
Zhang Hao put on a Taoist robe and sat under a temporary shed.
The fan was blowing behind him, and a group of Taoists sat cross-legged, waiting for Zhang Hao to preach.
"The master is back?"
Zhang Hao was shocked when he saw Liu Feng!
What he feared most was Liu Feng checking up on him, and he would be exposed if he wasn't careful!
Sitting up straight, Zhang Hao cleared his throat.
"The way that can be said is not the real way."
As soon as Zhang Hao finished speaking, warm applause broke out!
"Master Zhang said it well!"
"Six short words contain the supreme way!"
"It really opened my eyes!"
The middle-aged Taoist priest in the front row took the lead in praising, and the scene was once extremely spectacular!
One flattery after another followed.
Zhang Hao didn't need to say anything, he was so flattered!
If he hadn't seen Liu Feng not far away, Zhang Hao would have really thought he was a master.
Live broadcast room——
[Hahaha, I
I laughed so hard! ]
[The Tao can be said, but it is not the real Tao. I can say this, so I = Master? ]
[Xiao Zhang must be stunned! ]
[The Taoist priests’ acting is so exaggerated. Can’t they applaud later? ]
[Wu Qingming: I want to applaud later, but I’m afraid Xiao Zhang will be speechless. ]
[Hahaha, Taoist priest Wu really took a lot of trouble! ]
[Xiao Zhang: Who are you looking down on! I can also say that the name can be named, but it is not the real name! ]
[Good! Master Zhang said it well! ]
[Six short words contain the supreme Tao! It really opened my eyes! ]
[Fuck! I can’t hold it anymore!!! ]
The second live broadcast site.
Zhang Suihan coughed dryly, looking a little embarrassed.
The other Taoist high-level officials looked at their noses and their hearts, and came up with a blind eye.
The director secretly laughed and couldn't help but comfort him.
"Master Zhang, people in the Taoist sect are only interested in practicing Taoism and are not good at performing. This shows that they have a pure heart!"
"If you really speak as much as Xiao Zhang, what will happen?"
Zhang Suihan couldn't help but laugh after hearing the director's words, and felt a lot more comfortable.
On the show.
Liu Feng sat on the ground and played the King again.
"Fuck!"
Zhang Hao couldn't hold it anymore when he saw Liu Feng was not leaving.
It was okay for him to say a few words casually and fool around.
Once the master left, he and the Taoists didn't have to act.
Play with your mobile phone when you should play with your mobile phone, read books when you should read books.
But the master didn't leave, just sat there and listened to his preaching...
How can he and the Taoists act?
Really just flatter for a few hours? ? ?
The master will definitely be suspicious by then!
"Master Zhang!"
At the critical moment, the middle-aged Taoist priest threw a booklet to Zhang Hao while Liu Feng was not paying attention.
On it were some questions and answers between him and his master when he was learning Taoism in his early years.
Zhang Hao flipped it open and immediately felt like he had found a treasure!
"There is not much content, but if I talk slowly, I should be able to get through the whole morning!"
Zhang Hao secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
After the Taoist priests quieted down, Zhang Hao read the book and officially began to preach.
The audience in the live broadcast room was confused and soon the enthusiasm dropped by half.
Until——
"What kind of second-rate teammate can lose this?"
Liu Feng stood up in anger.
Ten consecutive defeats!
This is a record he has never had before! ! !
Liu Feng felt like his lungs were about to explode!
Zhang Hao, who was not far away, was startled, and the Taoist priests were also scared.
"Master?"
Zhang Hao shouted cautiously.
Liu Feng put his phone back into his trouser pocket and walked away without looking back.
"Master, where are you going?"
Zhang Hao asked hurriedly.
"... to eat!"
Liu Feng walked towards the gate of Tianshi Mansion under the scorching sun at noon.
But before he even reached the door, Liu Feng was hit by a Taoist boy!
"Ghost... Ghost!"
"There's a ghost outside!"
The little Taoist boy's face was extremely pale!
Without bothering to apologize to Liu Feng, the Taoist boy ran towards Sanqing Temple like he was escaping.
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