Strange Life of a Cat

When Zheng Tan came down from the tree, Jiao Wei looked at him a little strangely. He probably couldn't understand why he would suddenly climb up the tree and look into his dormitory.

Flicking his tail, Zheng Tan didn't care what Jiao Wei thought at all, after glancing at him, he lay down next to him and yawned.

If you go further, there is no shady place. Many student dormitories were expanded later. The surrounding greenery is not as good as those old dormitory areas. Most of the trees are small camphor trees, and the plane trees are not very tall. Nor is it lush enough to block the sun.

Moreover, Dad Jiao just let Zheng Tan lead the way. As for where to go, the choice still rests with Jiao Wei. As a result, that guy couldn't fart for a long time, so Zheng Tan was a little more casual. After walking for a long time, take a rest.

Seeing that the cat leading the way wouldn't leave, Jiao Wei wiped the sweat from his brow, thinking it's okay to take a rest.

There is a small on-campus supermarket downstairs in the dormitory in front of me. After walking for so long, I feel a little thirsty. Jiao Wei folded up the campus map in his hand, walked towards the supermarket, stopped after taking two steps, looked back, and was hesitating whether he should say something to the cat, let it stay where it is and not run around . But before he could open his mouth, he saw the cat had already run towards the supermarket.

As soon as Zheng Tan saw Jiao Wei going there, he knew what he was going to do, so he rushed over, he was also a little thirsty, and besides, leading the way is not a white belt, so he must get some benefits, right?

The cats ran over there, but Jiao Wei had no choice but to follow.

At this time, there were no students in the supermarket, only a few waiters were chatting there, and there were a few student couples sitting in the place where the milk tea was sold, using the air conditioner here.

There was also a sign that no pets were allowed at the entrance of the supermarket. Jiao Wei didn't know if he would be scolded if he brought the cat in, but it was beyond his control because the cat had already gone in.

A waitress who was cutting watermelon at the door saw this combination of a man and a cat, and was about to say something, but she still didn't speak in the end. Sometimes some students would bring their pet dogs in. As long as it didn't cause any bad effects, no one would say anything. As for cats, this was the first time they had seen someone bring them in.

Seeing that the cat still had a cat tag hanging around its neck, it looked quite formal. After looking at it, the waiters in the supermarket continued to work on themselves. Some of them kept watching when they were idle and bored.

He went in and took a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator. Jiao Wei didn’t have anything to buy. He always saves money. Look at the cat next to him. Go to the shelves and scurry around without grabbing things.

After Zheng Tan saw that Jiao Wei took the mineral water, he looked at the freezer next to him, jumped on it, and looked at Jiao Wei.

Does it want to eat ice cream? A waiter came over and did not open the freezer. She still had some scruples about a cat. If the cat jumped into the freezer and was seen, the ice cream would not be sold. went.

Zheng Tan looked inside through the transparent sliding door, and then patted the place where the ice cream was placed.

The waiter looked at Jiao Wei, saw Jiao Wei nodding, then opened the sliding door and took out a box of two-color ice cream.

Zheng Tan has an idea of ​​the prices of these ice creams. Jiao Yuan and the others often buy them with their own pocket money, and they also discuss the prices of various ice creams and ice creams, so which brand is more expensive and which ice cream is more expensive, Zheng Tan Everyone has heard of it.

After getting what he wanted, Zheng Tan jumped off the freezer and walked towards the exit.

Your cat is so smart, said the waiter who helped bring the ice cream.

Jiao Wei twitched the corner of his mouth, only then did he realize that something was wrong, he bought mineral water for one yuan for himself, but ice cream for two yuan for the cat! I never thought I would do such a stupid thing!

After leaving the small supermarket, he found a shaded place with a stone bench and sat down. Jiao Wei put the ice cream on the stone table, and didn't help to open the lid, just wanting to see what the cat was going to do.

Zheng Tan didn't care, hugged the ice cream box, then bit the lid on it and pulled it back. After pulling it open, he didn't use a spoon, just licked it with his tongue. A cat's tongue has soft spines, some of which can be scraped off with a lick.

Jiao Wei choked, as expected of the associate professor's cat, this IQ is really out of the ordinary. But... will cats get diarrhea from eating ice cream? Let's talk to Uncle Mingsheng and the others when we go back.

Spreading out the campus map, Jiao Wei was able to find the dormitory area for undergraduates, which is not far from here. Each dormitory building is marked with a building number, so it is not difficult to find.

Chuhua University is indeed very big, far beyond what Jiao Wei could have imagined at the beginning. In the past, I only heard other people talk about the situation of some universities, but only after experiencing it myself, this feeling is real and stronger.

After resting for a while, Jiao Wei tentatively said a few words to Zheng Tan with an awkward accent. Zheng Tan also took Jiao Wei to see the buildings and teaching building areas he wanted to see.

When walking back, Zheng Tan took Jiao Wei to some small roads, passed by old man Lan's small flower garden, and saw that the big iron gate of the flower garden was open, Zheng Tan stretched his head to look inside, old man Lan was taking A straw hat is busy.

Old man Lan was about to get up to drink some water, but when he looked up, he saw Zheng Tan poking his head at the door, his black hair was too conspicuous.

What are you looking at, you little bastard!

Zheng Tan tugged at his ears, and he was still a professor, a little bastard and little bastard who kept talking! Turning his head to look at Jiao Wei behind him, he really looked embarrassed.

In fact, Old Man Lan is more open to some acquaintances like this, and he is more formal when dealing with some students and people he doesn't know well.

Zheng Tan took two steps inside, saw Jiao Wei still standing outside the door, looked at him, flicked his tail, motioning to follow.

I thought Zheng Tan ran out for a walk again by himself, but upon seeing this, old man Lan asked, Who else is there?

Jiao Wei walked in bravely, and looked in the direction of the voice, Hi, excuse me.

Old Lan frowned, Who are you?

Jiao Wei walked over and explained his background and relationship with Jiao's father. When they went to Jiao's house in the past few days, Jiao Wei didn't meet the old man Lan who lived on the third floor, so this was also the first time they met.

Oh, the guests from Jiao Mingsheng's house, it's quite early. It's not time for registration yet. Old man Lan said, taking out a fruit plate made of straw, Just washed horse milk.

No need, I'll bring water...

Eat it as soon as I let you eat it! Old man Lan stared, then picked a few and handed them to Zheng Tan.

Jiao Wei: ... Why are cats treated better than humans?

Sitting down on the small stool next to him, Jiao Wei didn't eat after eating two pills, feeling somewhat restrained. But then, he gradually let go of old man Lan's questions.

He didn't communicate with people very much before, one was because of the tension in a completely unfamiliar environment, and the other was because of the dialect.

No matter how ambitious I was when I left that small county, it was the first time I traveled far in my life, the first time I came to this kind of metropolis, and the first time I was surrounded by people who did not speak the local dialect, and had no sense of intimacy. , When I got off the train, I still had a little inferiority complex, and when they asked for directions, those people heard that they had a foreign accent, and there was something else in their eyes.

However, the old man in front of him also threw out a series of words with dialect accents. Although everyone spoke different dialects, it also made Jiao Wei feel less nervous.

Having taught for so many years and taking care of countless students, Old Man Lan also understands the psychology of these new students, Talk a lot, and you will get used to it. There are so many students like you, who can look down on others?

Teachers who teach middle schools must take the Putonghua test, but there is no such requirement for those who teach universities. Many old professors have serious accents, but no one dares to laugh at them, and they still respect them. The same dialect is spoken, one is an ordinary student, the other is an old professor, the treatment is completely different.

Zheng Tan lay beside him, listening to Old Man Lan half-truthfully lecturing Jiao Wei, while eating the contents of the fruit plate. Only when Old Man Lan finished speaking did he realize that the amount of horse milk in the fruit plate had been reduced by half.

Food! Old man Lan rolled up the newspaper at hand and knocked Zheng Tan on the head, and then said to Jiao Wei: Young man is strong enough, come on, do me a favor, move down the flower pot, hey, be careful, you can hurt yourself , don't drop my flowers...

When it was almost five o'clock, old man Lan followed Zheng Tan and Jiao Wei to the East District compound.

While shaking the small shovel in his hand, the old man was talking to Jiao Wei next to him. Jiao Wei hugged a potted flower, it wasn't heavy, and it was easy to hold. Chatting with the old man was not as dull as before.

Zheng Tan was not interested in listening to their chat, originally wanted to go back quickly, but felt that it was not good, so he could only stop and go, and at the same time, he disliked the two people walking too slowly.

Along the way, I also met some acquaintances who came out of the compound to go to the school swimming pool. They greeted Zheng Tan, said hello to old man Lan, and asked Jiao Wei by the way.

Jiao Wei was quite surprised at the moment. When he first saw the old man, he thought he was just a flower farmer. He was dressed plainly, similar to the white vest that he often wears at home. Only now did he realize that the old man next to him was also a flower farmer. big shot. And what puzzled him the most was about the cat. People who came and went just greeted Professor Lan, why did they call the cat by the way?

Does everyone know Heitan? Jiao Wei still asked the doubts in his heart.

It? The old man Lan smiled, A tyrant in the east district, who doesn't know anyone in our compound, I heard that a while ago, he brought the cats in the compound to fight with the cats in the west district, and now the cats in the west district are all I dare not come to our East District compound...

In fact, Zheng Tan was wronged. It was the cat from the West District who picked it up first. He was playing with Big Fatty Ah Huang and the others in the compound that evening. The cats from the west area were quite aggressive when they came over, and one of them jumped over the balcony to steal Big Fatty's rations.

Although I knew that the cats on both sides would fight, I didn't expect the other party to be so bold and came to the door. Even the castrated Ah Huang was upset. That day, they beat up the cats that came from the west district, and then drove them all the way back to their nests in the west district.

In fact, the cats in the West District should be lucky. The dogs in the compound were all taken out for a walk that day, and the general was not at home, otherwise their fate would be even worse.

However, it is better for the cats to resolve matters between cats by themselves.

Whether it's a cat or a human, it depends on your own ability to be accepted by everyone. Old Lan said.

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