Strange Life of a Cat

Xiao Zhuo and Yue Cheng's wedding was held in May, Jiao's parents and Jiao's mother took Zheng Tan to the banquet together, Xiao Youzi was not free, Jiao Yuan was in the capital. Many school leaders attended the wedding ceremony, Buddha took the lead, and because of this wedding, many people knew that there were many big figures from the school standing behind Xiao Zhuo and Yue Cheng. Relying on his identity, he went to trouble Xiao Zhuo and the others.

For Xiao Zhuo and Yue Cheng, it’s not like those young people who have a honeymoon or something. They have a lot of work to do and don’t have much time to go on vacation. after finishing. Although he couldn't spend a long vacation, he took Zhuo Kitten to the playground to have fun.

When Zheng Tan was invited to dinner at Zhuo Kitten's house again, it was already summer vacation. Zhuo Kitten caught some shrimps when he went to play in the countryside, brought them back to eat, and said he wanted to share with Zheng Tan.

Running from the east courtyard to the west courtyard under the sun, Zheng Tan swaggered into the courtyard under the watchful eyes of the guards.

Now Yue Cheng lives with Zhuo Kitten and Xiao Zhuo, not to say that Xiao Zhuo and Yue Cheng have no money to go out to buy a house or something, it's just that it's convenient to live here, and Zhuo Kitten has long been used to it. Yue Cheng bought a four-wheeled car with good safety performance, so he must have spent a lot of money.

Many people say that they don’t need that kind of four-wheeled car, but one day you will find that you really need that kind of transportation with doors, not eleven roads and two-wheeled vehicles, because you are more than you in your life. One for myself, especially for families with children.

When Zheng Tan came in, Xiao Zhuo was busy in the kitchen, Yue Cheng was away and went to the yard, and also helped Xiao Zhuo with some work so that Xiao Zhuo could spend time at home with the children.

Because the summer vacation had just started, Zhuo Kitten didn't go to school, and was lying on the bed in his small room reading a book by himself.

Zheng Tan wiped his feet on the carpet next to him, then jumped up to read the book in Yanzhuo Kitten's hand.

In fact, it’s not really a book, but a lot of printed papers bound together, a thick stack, including undergraduates, masters, doctors, and other teachers’ articles published in scientific magazines.

Zheng Tan couldn't understand these at all, but he was very curious about the text that Zhuo Kitty marked with highlighters of different colors, such as statistically significant trends and these results will be given in a series of reports. , It is correct to a certain extent and so on.

Let's talk about taking notes, but the marked ones don't look like advanced scientific knowledge.

After seeing Zheng Tan, Zhuo Kitty was very happy to finally have someone to tell.

Brother Hei, do you know the hidden meaning contained in these words? Zhuo Kitten pointed to the marked words on the printed paper, as if eager to share an interesting story with Zheng Tan.

Zheng Tan shook his head, listening to Zhuo Kitten's next words.

Zhuo Kitty pointed at the above sentences like a treasure, and said: He told me that there are many language traps in the paper, which cannot be understood according to the obvious meaning, so I will mark all these words and read them together with the full text. Let's see if there is really such a potential meaning.

The he in Zhuo Xiaomao's words refers to Yue Cheng. Now they have been together for more than three months. Zhuo Xiaomao and Yue Cheng are also familiar, but the address is still not finalized. Calling Uncle Yue feels too If you are unfamiliar, just call Dad directly, and Zhuo Kitty feels that it is not easy to speak, so for the time being, just use he instead.

However, looking at this, Zheng Tan estimated that it won't be long before Kitty Zhuo will call Yue Cheng Dad, and the chance of Kitten Zhuo mentioning Yue Cheng is quite high.

Hey, look, for example, this 'statistically significant trend', its underlying meaning is 'this statistical data is actually meaningless', and for example, this 'results will be given in a series of reports' is actually saying' If this experiment can get more support, such as funding, we will continue to do it', and there is this 'statistical survey shows', which means 'according to the gossip'...well, this' is based on the above As it turned out, we predicted that 'sorry, we're just guessing,' and the 'hope this research will prompt further research in this field' is really saying 'who likes to do it? Whoever does it, I will quit'...

Zhuo Xiaomao gave many examples in a row, all of which were words commonly used in papers. Father Jiao actually said that, just like the slang words in the industry, people in their industry knew the deeper meaning contained in them, but The layman was fooled.

Zhuo Kitty, as if he was playing to find fault, marked all the potentially interesting words in these papers, and then laughed while watching it by himself, like watching a collection of jokes.

Zheng Tan was very helpless by the side, he really didn't know where the joke was.

After laughing, Kitten Zhuo closed the folder and sighed to Zheng: Brother Hei, my mother once said that she wanted to raise a cat, and she took me to the pet center to see it last month. There’s one adopted there, didn’t you even say that in the public service advertisement you filmed, adopting instead of buying.”

Zhuo Kitty's smile gradually faded, with a little bit of trouble.

Xiao Zhuo had thought about adopting a cat very early on, but now Xiao Zhuo and Yue Cheng in this family have no time, and basically stay at the Physics Institute during the day, and Zhuo's kitten also has to go to school, after school Afterwards, I went to the School of Physics more often than I went home directly, not to mention that Zhuo Kitty is just a kid, and it is too late to take care of people, how can I take care of small animals? One more pet in the family also has more responsibilities, so don't be too perfunctory.

After much deliberation, Xiao Zhuo still temporarily gave up the urge to adopt a cat. For this, Zhuo Kitten felt a little regretful. He still thought about adopting a cat and then a dog. After listening to Xiao Zhuo and Yue Cheng's analysis, he realized that he really didn't have time to take care of them, and it was impossible to take cats and dogs to the Physics Institute. The Buddha would definitely reject them with a stern face.

Oh, just grow up quickly. Zhuo Kitty sighed.

You won't think so when you grow up. Zheng sighed.

When I was young, I wanted to grow up quickly, but when I grew up, I dreamed of going back to the era of little kids.

Had a sumptuous lunch at Zhuo Kitty’s house, Xiao Zhuo took the lunch box to the School of Physics, Zhuo Kitty watched TV for a while and then took a nap, Zheng Tan stayed here with him for a while, waiting for Xiao Zhuo to come back, Zheng Tan just left, he still has work to do in the afternoon, so he won't stay here for too long.

Coming out of the building, a wave of heat rolled over to meet him, Zheng Tan quickly walked to a shaded place, and walked outside along the shade.

Two cats were lying on their sides under the grape trellis to take a nap, a big yellow and white cat polished its paws, climbed up the tree trunk, halfway up, saw Zheng Tan, and just stopped on the tree trunk like a cicada. , looked at Zheng Tan, until Zheng Tan left, it flicked its tail, continued to climb up, and found a branch to lie down on.

When Zheng Tan returned to the East District compound, Charlie was waiting at the intersection leading to the compound. There were huge plane trees and a large area of ​​shade at the intersection. He parked his electric car here, played with his mobile phone, and waited. Zheng Tan came back. Obviously, Charlie knew about Zheng Tan's movements from Jiao's family, so he waited here directly.

This afternoon, Zheng Tan is going to the pet center to shoot a video. Now Xiao Guo’s studio has produced videos ranging from advertising videos and promotional videos at the beginning to some short story dramas performed by cats. The popularity is getting higher and higher. It is precisely because of these videos that a large number of fans of the pet center have gathered. Although many of them are not in the city, or even in the province, and some are still abroad, they already know the obviously so pet center quite well. There are many people waiting online, refreshing the webpage, and many pet supplies are bought here through online shopping. This has formed a brand effect.

There are also many fans of Zheng Tan on the Internet, not just Zheng Tan, several cats and dogs in the pet center have their own supporters, although what is shown in the video is not necessarily their own personalities, but the online audience, who Go worry about that, just watch the video and enjoy it.

Zheng Tan used to be the mainstay there, but now, the mainstay has changed, and Zhima has taken on the heavy burden. Although Xiao Guo and the others didn’t want too many people to know about Zhima, it’s been so long that it’s impossible for everyone around to know nothing about it. , Later, I don’t know who took a photo and posted it on the Internet. It was Zhima who was caught looking outside the studio at the studio. After that, Xiao Guo decided to let Zhima play.

Anyway, Sesame doesn't like to go out like Peanut Candy now, and he is too busy at home, too energetic, tossing all day long, and this guy seems to be interested in filming, and sometimes he joins in the fun. After the trial shooting, Zhima quickly adapted to this kind of life. Every time she saw the camera getting ready, she ran over to pose for a pose.

Sesame is very smart. Although it is not like Zheng Tan who does not need to be taught, but compared to other cats, it is much more worry-free when shooting. It can be taught twice, and it is also cute. Many people see it The video is just to watch the cuteness of the cat. It looks unique and cute. It is different from Zheng Tan’s style in front of the camera, but it is full of lethal power. This is a rising superstar in the human world. Zheng Zheng Although the influence of the former Actor Tan is still there, it is obvious that Zhima's supporters are rising exponentially. It is impossible to say that one day the popularity will surpass Zheng Tan.

Zheng Tan didn't care about this. After all, he was not a real cat, and he had no competition with Zhima. After the Jiao family asked him to reduce his work here, Zheng Tan's only regret was that he didn't get so much overtime pay. up.

Zheng Tan doesn't go there much now, and the Jiao family doesn't even want Zheng Tan to go there anymore, anyway, there is already sesame over there, so there's no need to bother Zheng Tan anymore. The reason why the Jiao family was so worried was because Zheng Tan slept for another three days in April. Compared with the previous sleep for seven days and the need to be hospitalized for a cold, the illness was relatively mild this time, but Jiao's family members were more worried, and they couldn't find the cause.

At that time, Zheng Tan just felt like he was having a dream. He dreamed that he was sick and was hospitalized. In a ward, there was a pretty young nurse changing the dressing beside him. The nurse, Zheng Tan, had a slight impression that she had been soaked before, but it was a pity that she came back before he could molested her.

Hey, Heitan is back from the banquet.

Seeing Zheng Tan, Charlie put the phone back in the bag, opened the parasol installed on the electric car, waited for Zheng Tan to jump into the back seat, and rode the car to the pet center.

The props and cameras in the studio are all ready, some shots were taken in the morning, and some more will be taken after Zheng Tan comes over.

In the shadow of the corridor outside the studio, the big dog who was in charge of the door was lying on his stomach. Seeing that Charlie was about to push the door, he hurried over. As soon as the door opened, he squeezed into the room. With the air conditioner on, he soon stopped panting with his tongue out. Find a place to nap quietly. Dogs love air conditioning too.

Zheng Tan participated in the filming after resting for a while, and went home early after the filming.

Charlie knocked on the door and went into Xiao Guo's office to hand in a form. When he saw what Xiao Guo was writing, he was a little surprised: Boss, who did you arrange this 'curtain show' for?

Several of them in our working group are old and can't be tossed about anymore. They don't look like humans, and they don't have wrinkles, but as long as you pay attention, you can find that they are no longer young. Looking at his face in the small mirror, he sighed: Life is like a tub of hot bath water. It is very comfortable to soak in it, but the longer you soak in it, the more wrinkles you will have.

Charlie thought for a while, This sounds familiar. Shaking his head, he continued, But boss, you are still young. You are in your prime, so there is no need to be emotional.

Li Yuanba, who occupied an entire shelf of bookshelves, squinted his eyes to look at Xiao Guo, and continued to doze off.