Strange Life of a Cat

The sheriff has been with these two dogs for a long time, and even the dog barking he learns is closer to the two puppies, from the original barking of adult dogs to the barking of puppies, no wonder Zheng Tan didn't Listen out.

I haven't seen each other for more than a month, and the two little dogs have grown up a lot. The fur on Qianli turned yellow a lot, and the markings on Shunfeng became clearer. Sheriff, same old.

Shunzi, come back! Inside the flower shed, old man Lan called.

Old man Lan is still called Shunzi, the little tiger-striped dog, but for the students who often come to the small flower garden, they prefer to call him Shunfeng. The students always tended to the more interesting option, and when they shouted Shunfeng, Old Man Lan didn't get angry, and let them shout. There are thousands of miles, and everyone will think of the name Shunfeng, and every time the students shout Shunfeng, they laugh while shouting, with a sense of joke, but Shunfeng doesn't care about others except old man Lan .

A month ago, old man Lan bought two puppies. The old man liked the little yellow dog Qianli more, but soon, old man Lan found that Shunzi should be more vigilant when it comes to guarding the house. Shunzi is the leader, and when Shunzi calls, it will call, but every time someone comes, even though Qianli calls after a step, he rushes to the front.

Shunzi didn't look very lively, but he was the most alert; at the front of the thousand-mile run, he was the type of thug who used brute force; as for the sheriff, he was just a joiner in the fun.

Old man Lan liked the two puppies more and more the more he looked at them. As for the extra... cat, forget it, it's like having two and a half dogs.

The sheriff and his owner have such a good deal to keep such a cat. One is worth two. It can be used as a cat to catch mice, and it can also be used as a dog to guard the house and warn.

After the door of the small flower garden was opened, the student pushed the cart in.

When Shunzi saw the person coming, he wagged his tail and crawled back. It knew this person, and there was Old Lan there, so it had nothing to do with it. Qianli yelled a few times, but seeing that he was the only one yelling, he thought it was boring, but he didn't lie down and ran back and forth with Old Lan and the student.

Yo, Heitan is back?! Old man Lan saw Zheng Tan, his old smiling face wrinkled even deeper, and he beckoned Zheng Tan to go in.

Zheng Tan was also planning to go in to see the changes inside, when he suddenly heard someone calling himself from behind. Turning his head to look over, he found that Xiong Xiong was riding a bicycle at the intersection in front of the road outside the small flower garden, waving to him.

Zheng Tan's first reaction when he saw Xiong Xiong was - this guy really skipped class again!

Why do you say again?

Because when Zheng Tan was walking around the school, he met Xiong Xiong who skipped class several times.

Old man Lan also heard it, went out to look outside, saw Xiong Xiong, waved to Zheng Tan, Go, go, since you're back, come and play when you have time.

Zheng Tan walked over, wondering what Xiong Xiong was up to.

Since Xiong Xiong was the only one in the small group in the East District compound, Xiong Xiong was a little uncomfortable at first, but after more than three months, he has adapted a lot. After all, he is still on this familiar site, just a few My little friend is no longer around, and I feel a little lonely.

Xiong Xiong pushed the cart, beckoning Zheng Tan to follow, and talking to Zheng Tan at the same time.

The few of them who grew up together and have a good relationship with Jiao Yuan also know Zheng Tan a little bit, so when they talk to Zheng Tan, they don't treat them like other cats and dogs, but tend to treat people more.

It turned out that Xiong Xiong fell in love with a freshman girl from the Normal University. He fell in love with Fu Lei when he went to the Normal University to play with him in September. Now Xiong Xiong is in the process of pursuing her, and he will go there every day at this time The teacher sent flowers over there. Xiong Xiong's flower shop is on a street between Chuhua University and Normal University. I heard that the shop has the best flowers and is quite famous in the surrounding area. Many students from Normal University and Chuhua University go there to order flowers. flower.

But Xiong Xiong heard from his roommate that sending flowers has to be done by himself, so that the girls can see sincerity. Therefore, Xiong Xiong personally went to the flower shop to pick up flowers every day, and then sent them to the Normal University in person.

Chuhua University is not too far from the Normal University. Zheng Tan once went there with an old man. He must have felt far away by himself, but it is different by bicycle. Cycling to the flower shop to pick up flowers every time in order to maintain his not-so-good image, Xiong Xiong would then take a taxi to the Normal University.

What troubled Xiong Xiong was that the law and order around the flower shop was not very good. There were often thieves and car thefts. Last week, he asked a newsstand owner to help watch the car, but when he came back, he found that the car was gone. Unreliable!

Xiong Xiong pushed the cart, complaining to Zheng Tan as he walked.

And Zheng Tan was lamenting that the brat who gave his mother rape flowers on March 8 already knew how to be romantic.

However, Xiong Xiong's pursuit seems to be quite difficult, and it has not been settled yet. Xiong Xiong is the worst of the four friends in the courtyard in terms of his mind.

Xiong Xiong went to the Normal University to chase a girl, and when others heard that he was from Chuhua University, they gave him a thumbs up: Okay, talented man!

It's a pity that Xiong Xiong confessed the water contained in his talent the second time he saw a girl. However, in this day and age, those who can find connections and go through the back door are those who have cheats. Others don't have cheats yet.

No matter what the other party thinks of Xiong Xiong, at least he hasn't directly rejected him now, Xiong Xiong has hope, as you can see from his attentiveness. Xiong Xiong hasn't dared to tell his mother about this yet, he decided to report to the Queen Dowager to apply for more logistics supplies after he really caught up with him.

Most of the parents in China are very interesting. Before college, they always tell their children that they are not allowed to fall in love early, and they are not allowed to do this or that with the opposite sex. When they see the opposite sex who has a better relationship with their children, they will inquire about it, intending to kill this momentum in the infancy. middle. But once the college entrance examination is over and the children go to college, they start to talk about whether there is a opposite sex with whom they have a good relationship, and when will they bring them back to meet? and so on.

Why are so many kids trying to hurry up and graduate from high school? Because after graduating, you can pick up girls according to the order, and you will be able to pick up girls in a fair and honest way! There is also a strong logistical supply.

Xiong Xiong's mother knew that Xiong Xiong spent a lot of money, so he locked up Xiong Xiong's money. Now, in order to get girls, Xiong Xiong spends most of his money on taxis and flowers in addition to the basic daily living expenses. Now that he just bought a new bicycle, none of the classmates he knows will skip class to help He looked at the car. Originally, Xiong Xiong planned to pay someone near the flower shop to look at it. After all, with money as the basis, the other party would not be too slack. But when he looked back and took out his pocket, Xiong Xiong found that his funds were tight. I happened to see Zheng Tan today, so Xiong Xiong's usually slow-moving brain was put to good use, and he came up with a brilliant idea—let the cat watch the car for him.

It only took more than an hour to go back and forth, and I happened to be able to come back at the time of eating, and it would not delay Zheng Tan's meal.

There is nothing wrong with Zheng Tan, since he is free anyway, it is rare to see Xiong Xiong like this, so he can help him out.

My mother said that I lack money in the five elements, and the money I got was spent within two days. But I don't think so. Xiong Xiong said.

Zheng sighed and said: You are not short of gold in the five elements, you are obviously short of tendons in the five elements.

I think my five elements are lacking in color, and I am obviously handsome and majestic. Why are girls so ugly to us?

Zheng Tan: ... No matter how I look at it, I feel that this person can't be called imposing. As for Yingwei, Xiong Xiong is exactly 1.8 meters tall and weighs 180 pounds. Oh, this is last year's weight, because the third year of high school consumes too much energy, so the weight has dropped slightly. After the third year of high school, this guy's weight directly broke through 190, and went straight to 200. This person is not muscular yet.

Walking out of the school gate, when passing by a dumpling shop, Xiong Xiong saw the boss rolling out dumpling wrappers, and Xiong Xiong let out a long sigh, pretending to be old-fashioned: Oh, the rolling pin that I will never come back to!

Speaking of rolling pins, this is a legendary event at East Side Compound. There used to be an old lady in the East District compound. Once, the old lady planned to make dumplings at home, but she didn’t have a rolling pin, so she went out and bought one. When she came back, she met a thief. Hit the thief hard, an old lady in her seventies, she didn't expect to hit someone very hard, the thief's front tooth was knocked out. Later, the thief was caught by the crowd and sent to the police station, but the story was spread by some nearby people, and the rumors became more and more mysterious. The old lady beat the thief violently with a rolling pin, and said that it was like Sun Monkey wielding a golden cudgel to destroy demons .

The adults just exaggerated the story and told it as a joke, but the children took it seriously and regarded the rolling pin as a magical existence. Whoever has a rolling pin in his bag will be bigger than others when he brags.

However, Xiong Xiong and his group of children grew up and knew a lot of things, and they also knew that exaggeration was fully used.

When I grow up, I also know that many things are not as I thought back then, but many people will continue to say and do this to remember the lost childhood. Who didn’t do a few funny things when they were young?

So even if Xiong Xiong didn't take out the rolling pin as a weapon, he kept it in his collection, but his mother found out one day and threw it away. His mother said: What do you guys want to do with a rolling pin hidden? Can you roll the dough for the family?

The flower shop is still a little far from the school gate, and it takes about ten minutes to ride the bike. Xiong Xiong asked Zheng Tan to squat on the bike basket, but Zheng Tan didn't do it. He's been sitting in the car for a long time recently, so it's good to go for a run.

Xiong Xiong slowed down the speed and led Zheng Tan to the flower shop.

After arriving at the flower shop, Xiong Xiong parked the car at the entrance of a communication business hall, where some cars were parked.

Okay, let's put it here, there are not too many people here. Xiong Xiong locked the car and said.

Zheng Tan looked around, there were quite a few shops in this area that were full of people coming in and out, only this place had fewer people. There is no special parking lot nearby, and no one is helping to watch the car. No wonder Xiong Xiong is in a dilemma.

After Xiong Xiong went into the flower shop to get the flowers he ordered, he checked the time and hurried to hail a taxi.

Zheng Tan squatted on the bicycle seat, watched Xiong Xiong's rented car leave, and thought: Come on, Xiong boy, we can only help you here.

There is a bus stop not far from where we parked, and some people are waiting for the bus.

A young man who was eating bread was standing there waiting for the bus with his bag on his back, looking around aimlessly. When his eyes fell to Zheng Tan's side, the young man paused for a moment, then looked at the road, making sure There was no car waiting for him, so he walked towards Zheng Tan.

After walking in front of Zheng Tan, the man took two bites of the bacon bread, raised his hand to grab the bacon off the bread, and handed it to Zheng Tan.

Zheng Tan looked at the bacon handed to his nose, but ignored it.

Don't eat?

Seeing that Zheng Tan refused to eat, the man threw the bacon in his hand into his mouth, tore some bread and handed it over.

Zheng Tan: ...

If one day you see a cat squatting on (someone else's) bicycle seat in the parking area, don't chase it, it may be helping to watch the car. Of course, except for those who grind their paws and pee on the car seat.

PS: The above sentence is purely fictitious, any similarity is purely coincidental. The fat cat in my family used to like to squat on my dad’s motorcycle seat. It has no other purpose. It just likes to squat there. Maybe it thinks that place is high and soft and the rubber band on the trunk can be scratched. Play? It's just that every time my father uses the car, he has to wipe the seat several times. Every morning when he wakes up, he finds that there are many plum blossom marks on the seat, and the seat cushion is scratched and fluffy.