Strange Life of a Cat

After four years, I came to Qi Dada’s hometown again. Looking at the landscape buildings outside the car window, Zheng Tan compared the pictures in his memory and found that the village seemed to expand a lot. Even after the National Day holiday, the people here There are still many people, and there are many more vendors setting up stalls around than four years ago.

The planning was completed, the advertisement was published, and the number of tourists increased. Obviously, there are quite a few people like Wei Leng and Er Mao who only go out after the peak period.

After the number of tourists has increased, the management here has become much stricter. When Zheng Tan came here before, he saw monkeys throwing things at each other. Now, at the stalls passing by, the monkeys either stood obediently by the side, or performed some performances to attract attention. Customers, in short, the incident of throwing things four years ago did not happen.

If you think about it, since you want to plan this place as a tourist attraction, you won't allow these monkeys to be too arrogant. What if they hit tourists with shit?

That's not just a matter of complaints, no one would like to be thrown a suspicious object in the face while traveling, right?

Ermao also asked about this question.

Pei Liang said proudly, The monkeys who came down the mountain have all changed their minds and are not as naughty as they used to be. These guys are smart and know that doing that will not please them, but if they act like a good boy or show off, they can still do it. Got a lot to eat.

Pei Liang drove the car ahead to lead the way, because the route was re-planned and the route was different from four years ago.

Zheng Tan originally thought that Qi Da would be wearing his tiger skin skirt and holding a golden cudgel to shake it, but he didn't expect that Qi Dada was too loud a few days ago, he lost his shape when he shook, and the falling stone Injured, resting at home now.

No big problem, right? Ermao asked.

It's nothing, I just lay down for two days at first, and then I was alive and kicking. It's just that the old man in the family is afraid that it will infect the wound by jumping around and detain it at home.

When Zheng Tan saw Qi Dada, the doubly monkey was sitting on a bamboo chair at home, with its legs crossed, eating something. There was a gauze wrapped around his head, but judging by the look of this guy, nothing happened, he was very energetic.

After seeing Zheng Tan, Qi Dada immediately stood up from his chair, condescendingly yelled at Zheng Tan, as if to threaten him.

Zheng Tan ignored it. Every time we meet it will always be like this, nothing new.

Compared to Zheng Tan's indifference, Er Yuan and Wei Xiaopang were very interested and were taken by their father.

Qi Da, this is Wei Xiaopang, this is Er Yuan, treat them well. Pei Liang said to Qi Da.

Qi Dada's vigilant eyes moved away from Zheng Tan, and his attitude was much better when facing Wei Xiaopang and Eryuan, but he still glanced at Zheng Tan from time to time.

Zheng Tan didn't care about Qi Dada's small thoughts at all, he knew that Qi Dada couldn't beat him, and had suffered several times, so he guarded himself, but Zheng Tan didn't come here to see Qi Dada's monkey face. Zheng Tan thought about when he would go up the mountain to have a look.

The old rules, take a good rest on the first day, and only go out on the second day.

Originally, Ermao wanted to take the children for a stroll in the village and buy some gadgets, but the two children seemed to be more interested in the mountains, especially after hearing from Pei Liang's youngest son that there were wild fruits to eat on the mountains and more After the monkey, the two children wanted to go up the mountain even more.

This was just right, Zheng Tan followed and ran up the mountain, as for Qi Dada, he was still forced to stay at home to recuperate from his injuries.

The mountain is different from the village, and there is not much change.

Er Mao and Wei Leng took their wives and children to take pictures, while Zheng Tan ran away.

Black Coal! Don't run too far! Ermao shouted.

Father, where is Brother Hei going? Bin Yuan asked.

Your brother Hei went to find a friend to play with. Er Mao said.

Brother Hei's little friend? Bin Yuan became curious, Let's go and have a look too. She was very interested in Brother Hei's little friend.

Fatty Wei obviously did the same, and he didn't want to stay where he was to take pictures, so he dragged Wei Leng to go there.

Wei Ling gave Er Mao a fist, making you talk nonsense!

Er Mao shrugged, he was just making it up casually, who knew that the two children would take it seriously, and insisted on going there.

Looking around, Zheng Tan has already disappeared, but because Zheng Tan has the cat circle with positioning function, it is not difficult to find. So, Ermao took out his mobile phone, called up a software, looked at the display on the screen and pointed the way, Over there.

Although Er Mao knew Zheng Tan's location, Zheng Tan used to run, while Er Mao used to walk, and had to take care of two younger children, so it was much slower.

I haven't been here for four years, and my memory is a little fuzzy. Zheng Tan searched along some fragments in his memory, and found the approximate location after a few tries.

However, when approaching the steep slope, Zheng Tan was hindered a bit.

This time there is no trouble from Qi Da Da, and no more monkeys will be summoned. Zheng Tan ran all the way and met a few, and got rid of some troubles. As for the guy who is hiding in the tree and throwing fruit at Zheng Tan, It's a little monkey.

If the monkey child doesn't follow its mother and its clan, why does it come here?

Zheng Tan glanced at the tree, and the little monkey shrank timidly into the branch after seeing Zheng Tan.

Seeing this, Zheng Tan didn't have the intention to bully the weak, so he turned around and continued to approach the steep slope.

Boom!

His forehead was smashed.

Zheng Tan: ...

Who said the monkeys here have reformed? !

Zheng Tan turned his head and stared at the tree. Seeing Zheng Tan looking over, the little monkey on the top shrank back into the branch, exposing most of its body.

Zheng Tan: ... numb.

Monkey kids are just as annoying as bear kids.

Zheng Tan glared the annoying little monkey into the branch, then quickly ran to the side of the steep slope and jumped down.

Before he noticed it just now, Zheng Tan realized that this place was completely different from four years ago when he came down the steep slope.

Four years ago, although there was garbage, there were also many plants, and there was a large clump of orchids. But now, there is less garbage, but there are burn marks everywhere. Although it seems that the disaster has passed for a long time, and some weeds have grown, but the blackness on the nearby stone wall is still there. As for the original plants and flowers, probably, they were destroyed in the fire long ago.

I thought that when I came at the same time, I would see large clusters of orchids and more Jade Cat Fairies, but I didn't expect it to become like this.

No wonder there was no smell when it came.

What was burned was not only the rare and once sensational flowers, but also money. A pot of Jade Cat Fairy is estimated to be worth tens of millions, and the more orchids that were originally here would be even more valuable.

If old man Lan knew about this, he would probably have to lie down in the hospital again with excitement.

Just as he was thinking, a stone hit Zheng Tan's feet.

Zheng Tan looked up, and it was still that annoying little monkey.

Because of the situation here, Zheng Tan's mood has become very bad, and now with this annoying little monkey making trouble, Zheng Tan's mood is even worse.

Zheng Tan planned to take a closer look at the place where orchids originally grew, and then go up to settle accounts with that little monkey. Unexpectedly, when Zheng Tan approached there, the little monkey on the steep slope screamed louder and threw stones more frequently.

Zheng Tan paused, dodged the stones thrown by the monkey, and continued to walk there, while also paying attention to the little monkey on the steep slope.

Seeing that Zheng Tan ignored it, the little monkey became anxious. Seeing Zheng Tan getting closer and closer to that side, the little monkey slid down the steep slope. Because he was too anxious, he almost fell through the air. The weeds are matted, nothing like it.

After rolling on the weeds, the little monkey quickly ran over to the place where the orchids used to grow, and stopped in front of Zheng Tan, bluffing and jumping up and down. If it was an ordinary cat, it would run away, but Zheng Tan If you don't eat this set, even that bastard Qi Da and Zheng Tan will still kick him, and he doesn't pay attention to such a little monkey. Lift your feet and jump over there.

Seeing Zheng Tan like this, the little monkey was frightened, and hid to the side, staring at Zheng Tan in fear, making some noises, not knowing whether it was asking for help from the surrounding companions or shouting at Zheng Tan.

Zheng Tan glanced at the little monkey huddled up tremblingly next to him, pushed aside some weeds, and took a closer look. After looking at it, he found that the orchids before were indeed gone, but in the original place, some small buds appeared .

Zheng Tan sniffed it carefully, the smell was somewhat like orchid leaves.

Sniff again.

It is impossible to tell whether it is the wild type or the natural mutant.

However, it is better to have so few buds than to wipe out the whole army.

The bad mood just now is a little bit better.

Looking at the little monkey next to him, Zheng Tan thought, could it be that the monkey was protecting these leaf buds just now?

The little monkey stopped barking now, but looked at Zheng Tan curiously.

There were some noises from above, some big monkeys. The little monkey's mother was also inside, and when she saw the little monkey, she jumped down from the top, took the little monkey into her arms, and looked at Zheng Tan vigilantly.

Zheng Tan ignored them, looked at the few leaf buds, the surrounding soil was a little dry, Zheng Tan glanced around, there was an empty mineral water bottle thrown in the corner, probably thrown away a few days ago.

Zheng Tan listened carefully to the movements around him, making sure no one was coming, so he stood up and went to pick up the bottle. There is a stream nearby, Zheng Tan came to the stream with an empty bottle in his arms, unscrewed the cap, and filled some water. Noticing something, Zheng Tan turned around and found that the big monkeys were watching him from the sidelines, and the little monkey was hanging on the female monkey, staring at Zheng Tan's movements.

After filling the water, Zheng Tan twisted the bottle cap again, carried it back and walked back. The monkeys followed Zheng Tan back to the steep slope, watching Zheng Tan unscrew the bottle cap and pour water on the orchid's leaf buds.

After pouring the water, Zheng Tan tightened the cap of the bottle and put it aside.

A gust of mountain wind blew by, and the empty mineral water bottle was blown down and rolled down the slope.

The little monkey who was hanging on the mother monkey quickly ran over to pick up the bottle, and the mother monkey didn't have time to stop the movement. It is estimated that the little monkey is used to it on weekdays.

The little monkey wanted to imitate what Zheng Tan did just now, but found that the bottle cap couldn't be opened no matter what, so he could not help but chirped twice.

The big monkeys also came over, took the bottle, fiddled with it twice, but still couldn't open it, and wanted to bite it with their teeth.

Zheng Tan really couldn't see it, so he walked over there.

Aren't the monkeys in the village down the mountain very smart? Make jokes, go to the house to expose tiles, and can do anything. However, it is probably because the monkeys on the mountain who basically do not enter the village have not had much contact with those.

Seeing Zheng Tan approaching, the big monkey holding the bottle quickly dropped the bottle in his hand and backed away.

The little monkey wanted to go over and pick up the bottle, but the mother monkey quickly grabbed the tail and dragged it back.

But when Zheng Tan picked up the bottle, several monkeys stretched their necks to stare at Zheng Tan's movements.

So, when Ermao and the others were looking for Zheng Tan, Zheng Tan was teaching the monkeys how to twist the bottle cap.