Strange Life of a Cat

Ermao has changed his car now, and it is no longer the humble car he used to be. Ermao used to drive for his own convenience, but now he drives his wife and children from time to time, and has much higher requirements for safety performance. After all, if you have the financial resources, don’t buy Not even a nicer car.

Zheng Tan saw a lot of children's supplies in the car, and it still smelled like milk.

Ermao was in a good mood, and he kept talking about his daughter Binyuan on the way, but no matter how cute Ermao praised his daughter, Zheng Tan didn't see it with his own eyes, so he didn't express his opinion.

After arriving at the lakeside villa area, Zheng Tan didn't stay in the car and followed Ermao to the old woman's side, but went to Feng Baijin's.

As soon as Zheng Tan approached the room, he heard Feng Bojin roaring.

If you bite my data cable again, I will throw away your tiger toy! Do you know? Throw it away completely!!

Feng Bojin only had classes in the morning today, but he skipped all of them. With the current arrangement, for the morning classes, Feng Bojin must skip the first two classes, and choose to skip the last two classes, depending on how long he sleeps. According to the rules of Chuhua University, there are morning exercises in the mornings of freshmen and sophomores. Feng Bojin basically doesn't go there. He has to do morning exercises from elementary school to high school, and do exercises when he goes to college? fuck it! If you want to deduct points, you can deduct it, whatever you want.

Today Feng Bojin has been sleeping all morning. He played games too late last night and couldn’t get up today. But when he got up, he found that the data cable on the computer desk was bitten again. He wanted to download a few songs to MP3 In fact, now it seems that you can only buy a new one.

As for Feng Bojin's tiger toy, this Zheng Tan also knows that when he fished the tiny tiger from the alley for demolition, he was the one who put the fluffy tiger toy next to the tiger. The tiger just took it as its own toy, and carried the toy when moving the nest, and sometimes slept with the toy in its arms, just like when it was a child, and this habit has not changed when it grows up.

Aunt Li, who works as a nanny, takes out the toy every once in a while, washes it, and then hangs it on the balcony. At this time, Huzi will squat on the balcony and watch it, and will go to the balcony after a while. Take a look on the clothes rack, for fear of being thrown away.

The door of the room was open, Zheng Tan didn't turn over the window, and walked in directly, Aunt Li was mopping the floor, she didn't say anything when she saw Zheng Tan, and continued mopping the floor, Zheng Tan is already a regular visitor here, so it's not unusual.

In Feng Bojin's room on the second floor, when Zheng Tan passed by, he saw the tiger cub lying in its own den, holding the toy tiger tightly with its front paws, preventing Feng Bojin from taking the toy away.

After Feng Bojin tugged at the tiger head of the tiger toy, he let go with a snort, and the tiger quickly moved the toy back into the nest.

Forget it this time, even if I don't throw away your toy next time, I'll dismember it! Why are you hugging while sleeping! Do you know how to dismember your toy?!

Zheng Tan has heard similar words like this a lot, and every time it starts with you... I'll... and then ends with forget it this time, next time....

Huzi does have a few scars on his body, but judging by his appearance, he is in good spirits, and he will probably recover soon. If he doesn't go out, it's not that he can't go out, but that every time he gets injured, he will be stared at by three people in the room. let out the door.

Zheng Tan looked at Feng Bojin's turned on computer, and there was a game screen on the screen.

Feng Bojin just stays at home and makes games when he has nothing to do. Unlike commercial productions, Feng Bojin comes based entirely on his preferences, and the two games Feng Bojin knows about Zheng Tan, one is Maomao Lianliankan, this kind of game is essentially There is no novelty, there are too many Lianliankan games. The game made by Feng Bojin has a lot of downloads. One is that the cartoon cat heads in the game are very cute. When they disappear, there are different animation effects and different cat sounds. One of the original forms is the tiger. When it is not eliminated, the cat head is still very cute. When it is eliminated, it looks like it has been beaten hard, and the sound is the same as that of the tiger.

The second game is called Cat Catching Mouse, which is not really novel. Catching mice in the front is similar to some small action games, but what many people like is the scary part after catching mice. For example, Put it on the owner's bedside, quilt, drawer, school bag, etc. This kind of thing is played for fun in the game, but in real life, it is absolutely cheating, Feng Bojin has a deep understanding.

Feng Bojin integrated his personal experience into the game, but those who play the game will not think of the history of blood and tears of the developers behind it.

In fact, Zheng Tan is looking forward to Feng Bojin's next games. The current ones are just his own practice works. Many things are not perfect, so he can't say for sure in the future. It seems that Feng Bojin may further develop in this area.

When going downstairs to go out, Aunt Li was sitting on the sofa on the first floor drinking tea and watching TV. On the wrist holding the teacup was a red bracelet, the kind made of simple red rope.

Aunt Li is estimated to be in her birth year, Zheng Tan has never seen her wear it before.

After coming out of Feng Bojin and the others, Zheng Tan went to have a look at the old woman, and squatted not far away to wait for Ermao. He didn't want to go to the old woman's house. Every time he saw the old woman, Zheng Tan always felt weird. What does it feel like, so, it's better not to see.

When they came, Er Mao said that they would go to Wei Leng's place for dinner together in the afternoon, and they had already called Papa Jiao, so Zheng Tan didn't go back, and after Er Mao came out from the old woman's place, they took his car and went there together.

Speaking of which, Wei Leng's son is also one year old, and the birthday party is relatively close to Ermao's daughter's hundred-day party. Zheng Tan doesn't go to Wei Leng's house many times, and every time he goes, he feels that little fatty Wei has changed a lot .

When Zheng Tan came here last time, he still remembered that Wei Xiaopang could only crawl on the foam cushion with difficulty, but now he can walk two steps.

Wei Xiaopang is Wei Leng's son's nickname. He was very fat when he was born. Although he doesn't look like a lump of flesh now, he is still fatter compared to some children of the same age.

When Zheng Tan and Er Mao arrived at Wei Leng's house, Wei Xiaopang was walking with his hands on the wall. He was not afraid when he saw Zheng Tan and Er Mao. .

The floor and the side walls are covered with a layer of soft cushions, and the furniture and other places with hard corners are covered with soft cushions, so that he is not afraid of being bumped and hurt. Therefore, Fatty Wei will not be hurt if he falls to the ground .

Turning over, Fatty Wei didn't cry, he still came here cheerfully, this time he didn't leave, he just crawled, so he came quickly.

Ermao wrapped up the little fat man who crawled up in front of him, Hey little fat man, come and call your second uncle, call your second—uncle—

The little fat man smiled happily, and then sneezed directly at Er Mao's face, causing Er Mao to drool all over his face.

Ermao wiped his face, slandering that his daughter is still cute, and the little fat man is such a jerk.

Sister-in-law, did Wei Xiaopang catch a cold?

Wei Leng's wife took the child over and checked, It's all right. Then she put Wei Xiaopang down again.

The little fat man who had regained his freedom crawled towards the sofa where Er Mao and Zheng Tan were sitting.

I heard they will be called Mom and Dad? Er Mao asked.

Yeah, I just don't know very well. Wei Leng's wife said with a smile. There is a child in the same community who can be called when he is ten months old. Although Wei Leng didn't say anything, every time he saw that family member shivering in front of them, Wei Leng was very upset, but he couldn't rush it. Children are different. After hearing Wei Xiaopang's words last week, Wei Ling was so happy that he didn't sleep until midnight.

Come on, Brother Hei. Wei Leng's wife picked up Wei Xiaopang and put him on her lap, facing Zheng Tan's direction, and said.

Knowing that Zhuo's kitten is called Zheng Tan Hei Ge, Wei Leng's wife also asks Wei Xiaopang to call him Hei Ge every time she sees Zheng Tan, but the little fat man can't say it before, and he hasn't called it before.

Wei Xiaopang looked at Zheng Tan, and after several times of guidance from his mother, he yelled Ha Ka, he couldn't make it clearly, but he could hear the meaning.

And Ermao asked Wei Xiaopang to call him Second Uncle again after the joke, and Wei Xiaopang's response was Pfft! Ermao was so angry that he yelled for different treatment.

Wei Leng came back early in the afternoon and didn't work overtime today. After returning, he hugged Wei Xiaopang and yelled twice before chatting with Ermao next to him.

Here! Er Mao threw something to Wei Leng.

Wei Leng took it over and looked at it. It was a red braided bracelet, very simple, and there was no gold, silver, jade or the like.

Aren't you born in the year of birth? I gave it to you from my aunt. She has a lot of things here.

Hearing Ermao's words, Zheng Tan thought about the one in Aunt Li's hand. The two braided bracelets looked similar, but Wei Ling's bracelet should be for men. The knot on the rope was a little different from Aunt Li's, even though it was useless The upper metal ornaments also look more rigid.

Wei Leng didn't worry about it at first, but he still put it on his hand when he thought of what he heard about the boss of Shiwei from Ye Hao. Anyway, it's a gadget, and it's not troublesome. It's just for psychological comfort, and it's not bad to wear.

At the beginning, the two were chatting about Wei Xiaopang's first birthday and Eryuan's 100-day banquet, and when they talked about the old master, they sighed again. The old man is getting older, and accidentally fell down a while ago. Even though he usually looks healthy, but after all, he is so old, and he was forced to stay in bed for a period of time by a few apprentices. This time Wei Ling and Er Mao didn't want to let it go The old man came here after a long journey, and the old man participated in the wedding. Now the old man can only see the two little guys through the pictures sent by the computer, but Wei Ling thought, when will everyone go over there to see, the masters and apprentices will gather together get together.

Now the senior brothers are all their own fathers. When Er Mao got married, the senior brothers who attended the wedding said that they should find a time to go to the old man’s house to get together. Busier, I can't say anything else.

I also know that I have something to do when I go there after the next year. I stopped by. The old man is in a good state of mind. However, I thought, when my Eryuan grows up, let's take him over there and show him to the old man. , now the duality is too small. Ermao said.

Well, when the time comes, I'll bring Xiaopang there too.

Oh, master, the old man also said that if we go, we can bring Heitan to play with Dashan.

Are you really taking it? Wei Leng looked at Zheng Tan next to him, thought about the ferocity of Dashan, and thought it was not a good idea. He had seen Dashan at the end of last year when he was on a business trip to visit the old man. Da Shan bit a rabbit until his face was covered in blood.

Zheng Tan was also thinking about the Dashan in Ermao and Wei Leng's words, he had heard of Dashan's name a long time ago, but he had never seen it.

He was too focused to pay attention, and when Zheng Tan realized it, Little Fatty Wei was standing against the edge of the sofa, holding Zheng Tan's cat tail in his hand and feeding it into his mouth.

Zheng Tan: ... In comparison, the Zhuo kitten back then was really a good boy.