Strange Life of a Cat

When Qi Dada appeared, Zheng Tan was prepared in his heart, and when he heard some movement from far to near around him, Zheng Tan was not there to stare at Qi Dada.

Outnumbered, it's a fool not to run.

Qi Dada originally planned to take a more coquettish pose, but in the blink of an eye, the black cat ran away.

In Qi Dada's impression, Zheng Tan is very fierce, difficult to get along with, has a bad temper, and is always ready to beat him up. Therefore, Qi Dada always thought that Zheng Tan would be brave enough to have a one-on-one fight with the friends he summoned. Fighting, but, the current situation made Qi Dada stunned.

Two seconds later, Qi Da came back to his senses and hurriedly chased after him. Although his friends hadn't arrived yet, the cat finally got to its real territory, and it would be uncomfortable not to retaliate against it. Chase!

Zheng Tan ran very fast, and at the same time, he would pay attention to the surrounding terrain so as not to lose track of his way. He can't run back now, those monkeys are over there, so Zheng Tan keeps going forward.

A large area of ​​the mountain is covered with dense forests, and there are various bushes below.

Zheng Tan ran on the ground, throwing the voices behind him further and further away, only Qi Dada was closer. However, Qi Dada was not idle when he was chasing, and made a series of voices, probably continuing to call his friends.

Er Mao said before that he didn't see many monkeys when he went up the mountain, but now, Zheng Tan fully realized that there are indeed many monkeys in the mountains in this place.

Although the pursuers in the rear did not catch up, Zheng Tan heard movement in front.

The monkeys who could hear Qi Dada's voice all gathered towards this side, Zheng Tan's heart trembled, and he could tell from the sound that there were a lot of monkeys, probably twenty or thirty or even more.

Two or three Zheng Tans can still handle it, but if there are too many, I'm not sure, not to mention that this is the home of the monkeys.

There are already some monkeys approaching from the side.

Snapped!

A pine cone-like object hit Zheng Tan's feet, Zheng Tan just glanced at it out of the corner of his eye, didn't pay much attention, and continued to run.

Clap!

A series of unidentified things were thrown over. Probably these monkeys threw a lot of things on weekdays, and their accuracy was not bad. If Zheng Tan didn't run away but stayed where he was, it is estimated that more than 90% of the monkeys would hit rate.

Zheng Tan was also hit on the body a few times, it wasn't painful, but it was very annoying, and Qi Dada's yelling sounded like gloating, which made Zheng Tan very angry.

With interceptions in front, pursuers behind, and attacks from the side, Zheng Tan leaped up and jumped onto a big tree next to him. run over.

The monkeys who picked up something from the side and were about to throw it at Zheng Tan were so surprised when they saw this, they didn't know what to do for a while, and kept throwing things, but their eyes followed Zheng Tan's figure.

Qi Da, who was chasing closely, saw the figure rushing from the tree in front of him, and the cry stopped abruptly, and he grabbed a branch to stop himself. He was surprised why the cat could be like monkeys Jumping so nimbly on the tree, and seeing the rushing figure, Qi Dada was inexplicably timid, but seeing how many of his little friends were around, Qi Dada's cowardice that had just shrunk back swelled up again , yelling at Zheng Tan.

Regardless of whether it was a demonstration or swearing, Zheng Tan said that he couldn't understand it at all. When Fu Lei used to fight, he always aimed at the guy he hated the most and beat him up. Zheng Tan also planned to do the same. Now that he couldn't avoid meeting those monkeys, he probably couldn't avoid a group fight. Qi, who deserved the most beating, gave him a big beating.

Qi Dada dodged Zheng Tan's kick, but he couldn't dodge Zheng Tan's slap, so this girl was directly pulled off the tree.

After all, it is a monkey, and it has an advantage in its own territory. Qi Dada grabbed a branch and landed on the ground firmly, backed away, touched the shoulder that was slapped just now, and yelled at Zheng Tan who landed three or four meters away , and then picked up a pine cone thrown by other monkeys just now and threw it at Zheng Tan.

Zheng Tan knew what it was going to do when Qi Dada glanced at the ground next to him. He planned to avoid it, but he didn't expect that there was a branch with a diameter of about three centimeters and a length of about half a meter at his feet, so he grabbed it directly. Holding the branch tightly with two paws, it aimed at the pine cone thrown over and waved it.

Snapped!

The pine cone was hit back by the branch and hit Qi Dada on the forehead.

Zheng Tan hadn't entered the state when he clenched the branch just now, and he didn't grasp the strength of his swing. When he hit the pine cone back, it was a bit high. He was able to hit Qi Dada's forehead because he was watching the pine cone being hit high. , When he fell from a high place again, he was probably too fascinated and forgot to react, and was directly hit on the forehead by the falling pine cone.

Seeing this, several monkeys squatting on the trees around screamed loudly, and some of them seemed to be jumping happily, and one of them was even clapping.

Zheng Tan: ... Qi Da was beaten, why are these monkeys so excited?

Qi Dada is also stupid now. Although his little friends have no knowledge, culture, or common sense, Qi Dada considers himself a senior intellectual who has seen the world among monkeys. He has seen many cats, but none of them has healthy limbs The cat walks like this on two legs, and the black cat in front of it is still holding such a thick branch. Does the cat have such great strength? !

Qi Dada suddenly had a bad feeling.

There are several stations in this forest area, in order to deal with some emergencies, and if passengers encounter accidental injuries or other problems here, they can also get help in time. In addition to helping the tourists, these stations will also guard against poachers, prevent forest fires during the dry season, and of course, watch out for the monkeys on the mountains.

At this moment, a staff member on duty at a nearby site was surprised to see the sound waveform diagram of a certain area displayed on the screen. They have been working here for several years, and they are very concerned about the relationship between the sounds made by the monkeys and the emotions they express. After connecting and analyzing, some people in the research base even gave them counseling. Seeing those waveforms, the duty officer hurriedly pushed another colleague who was taking a nap.

There is an exception!

The people who had just woken up yawned, but they didn't dawdle. They were worried that someone would come to play tricks on the monkeys again.

They couldn't tell exactly what kind of calls the monkeys were making from the somewhat distorted audio accompanied by some noise from the equipment. Even if there were several kinds of screams, generally speaking, if there were poachers Or when encountering some large beasts and other situations that can cause serious crises to the monkeys, the monkeys will scream with fear and vigilance. The information they have in hand lists a kind of exclamation sound made by macaques when the conflict is fierce. If you encounter this kind of sound waveform, something must have happened, and the staff on duty will rush over immediately, and now...

Are those monkeys excited? These sounds and waveforms puzzled them.

In order to make an accurate judgment, the person on duty took out a piece of waveform data given to them by a professor who studied the local wild macaques. Accurate, but in the past few years, most of them have been right and have very important reference value.

Yes, those monkeys are indeed excited.

Then do you want to go and have a look?

No need to go, those monkeys probably have some fun again.

Let me go and have a look, be on the safe side. The officer on duty printed a copy of the oscillogram displayed on the instrument as a record, and said.

Forget it, I'll go there together, if something happens, I can help you. Sigh, it's not easy to serve monkeys.

Zheng Tan didn't know that someone noticed this side, he knocked back the unknown fruit that Qi Dada threw over just now, he failed to hit Qi Dada a few times, the main reason was that the guy was on guard, he dodged fast, Moreover, Zheng Tan is not very able to control the direction of the knocking, at most he can only knock things in the target direction, but he does not necessarily have the luck and accuracy of the first time.

Of course, for the monkeys watching around, the accuracy is not important, the important thing is that Zheng Tan knocked the thing out.

Now Zheng Tan finally understands what these monkeys are happy about. He found a few familiar monkeys. Perhaps to humans, the monkeys all look the same, but Zheng Tan can still recognize some differences, and those familiar monkeys are the ones that Zheng Tan was at the base when he followed Er Mao and the others up the mountain. I saw a few monkeys there. At that time, those monkeys were watching the students playing football in the base. I heard that there are usually many monkeys watching the students playing badminton and fitness balls. Sometimes they would cheer, just like General Zheng Tan just now. When the pine cone that Qi Dada threw was knocked back, the monkeys shouted happily.

This made Zheng Tan very speechless. He was prepared for a tough battle, but he did not expect such a situation. That's right, Zheng Tan imagined these monkeys to be too dangerous. After all, this is a tourist area. Although these monkeys are in a wild state, they have had a lot of contact with humans on weekdays, and their tempers are gentler. Even if they are naughty and occasionally prank, they will not To attack people and other animals, there are quite a few people in the village who keep cats, and that’s probably the case. Although they came here at Qi Dada’s call, they didn’t show much hostility towards Zheng Tan. They played very well, similar to the badminton played by the students at the base, so the group of monkeys changed from fighters to funny in an instant.

How should I say it? What can I say?

Look at Qi Dada, and then look at the monkeys around.

well!

In terms of literature and art, it is called the black who is close to ink. To put it bluntly, that's called like flocking together, or how can you say that the friends who are funny than monkeys are all funny than monkeys?

Funny is more fun than monkeys.

Suddenly, a monkey noticed the movement not far away and called a few times, and the other monkeys also looked in that direction.

It's the two officers on duty.

Zheng Tan also realized that someone was coming, threw the branch in his hand and ran away.

After Zheng Tan left, an adult monkey who often visited the base came down from the tree and picked up the branch, and immediately a friend next to him threw a pine cone.

The monkey holding the wooden stick pouted and swung the stick!

Snapped!

Although it was a bit strenuous, and the direction of the swing was not towards Qi Dada, but miraculously, the pine cone was hit, and flew straight to Qi Dada's side, hitting the unprepared Qi Dada's leg.

The surrounding monkeys slapped branches and legs, jumped up and down and shouted happily.

Qi Da: ... I really want to cry.

Over there, Zheng Tan, who was running away, planned to go back directly, but he smelled a smell, which was a bit familiar, but not completely familiar.

The raised foot changed direction, and Zheng Tan went over there.