Strange Life of a Cat

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Remember, it's just the boss. Do we really need to make it so complicated? Although there are many people clamoring to take pictures in the morning, many people are just talking. In the afternoon, not many people usually go there, right? The working group The person took a notebook and wrote down several things that Xiao Guo just said to pay attention to, and also raised his own concerns.

You don't have to worry about it. I'll take care of whatever boss you have. Xiao Guo didn't look worried at all. He patted the employees on the shoulders and asked them to set up the venue for the afternoon photo session.

After all the employees left, Xiao Guo had some time to eat a few pieces of watermelon. Although he had been busy since yesterday and was physically and mentally tired, he had gained a lot, especially the performance in the morning. Although he didn't go to watch it, But according to what Charlie and others said, among the ten cats, their black cat is the most popular.

Xiao Guo felt funny when he thought of Charlie describing the situation at that time. At that time, there were too many people clamoring to go over and take pictures, and the lucky spectators who were selected wanted to pose. After taking the pictures, I didn’t expect the cat to be so cooperative. I also thought I had new ideas, so I wanted to take this opportunity to take a few more pictures, so, The time it takes is lengthened. Usually, after the previous group has finished their performance, the next group seizes the opportunity to set up their props while the previous group is taking photos. However, the props for the group behind Zheng Tan have been set up for a long time, and the photo-taking next to them has not finished yet, and the people behind him are so angry that they keep yelling. I bought several bottles of mineral water.

Yes, there is still time in the afternoon for everyone to take photos with celebrity cats. None of the winning cats on Saturday left. The organizer arranged a place for everyone to take photos. There are many opportunities, but on the spot The photo shoot is free, but if you wait in the afternoon, you have to spend money. Some people don't care about the money, but there are also some who like to take advantage of it.

Xiao Guo asked someone to count the number of people who took the initiative to contact us to make an appointment to take photos in the afternoon. There were about a dozen people. There were still some people who were hesitant and undecided, but Xiao Guo would not let go of this great publicity opportunity.

but……

Xiao Guo glanced at his mobile phone. He had received a call from Associate Professor Jiao earlier, saying that he had returned to China. If the cat father returns to China, there will probably be greater obstacles in asking that cat for help in the future. In short, seize this opportunity to gain more popularity.

After Zheng Tan lay down in the lounge and took a nap, he was pulled over to prepare for taking pictures. Just now Xiao Guo told him that Father Jiao was back and would come over in the afternoon. On New Year's Eve, Dad Jiao called and said that he would be back in the second half of the year if he hurry up. I didn't expect to be back now. I heard that I bought a plane ticket from Beijing to Linzhou at 1 p.m., a two-hour flight, and I could arrive in Linzhou at 3 p.m., but I didn't know When can Dad Jiao come to the venue?

Knowing that Father Jiao was coming, Zheng Tan's already good mood became even better, and his attitude towards those who asked for photos also improved. There were a lot of people taking pictures in the morning, including some children. Fortunately, those children didn't pull Zheng Tan's beard and he was quite calm. I hope the afternoon will go well.

The competition in the morning was not ranked, but the group photo taken in the afternoon directly showed who was more popular. Xiao Guo had someone set up the venue at noon. Now it looks like the shooting location is very professional. The person responsible for taking pictures is also a professional photographer in the team. This is an old man who has worked with Zheng Tan many times and they are familiar with each other.

At first, several young people who came to take pictures, especially a few young men, offered to take pictures with Jin Ling, and Jin Ling did not refuse. Now, some young people wandering outside got itchy and hurriedly lined up to pay and take pictures. Because of this, when the people whose goal is Mao and the people whose goal is Jinling are added up, there will be more people queuing up.

This is the brilliance of Xiao Guo.

We won’t lose against cats, and we won’t lose against girls either. We have to catch them with both hands, and we have to be hard with both hands.

However, for everyone who came to take photos with the cat, Xiao Guo told them that they should not touch the cat, especially the head. If they do, they will not be responsible for being caught or bitten. As long as they follow their arrangements, everything will be fine. .

For many people who know cats, they think that cats should be petted and scratched on the chin to get close to them. However, people at the scene told them that this black cat was different, and they couldn't explain it even if they wanted to explain it. However, anyone who has taken photos with him knows that this cat seems difficult to get along with and has a dark face. In fact, it is quite friendly when taking photos, such as actively cooperating in posing.

Twenty yuan for a photo. Although the photo is not big, it will be beautifully made, and the name of Green Wing and the name and address of the pet center are printed on the back of the photo. Xiao Guo will not give up any publicity. Opportunity.

People have such a mentality. Even if they are not very interested in something that everyone is crowding in to do, they will still want to join in the fun. Some people who only took photos with the famous cat Champion Cat also came to queue up when they had free time.

There are some props and costumes nearby. People who are about to take their turn can go over and choose props and costumes. A little boy of six or seven years old ran to pick out some props. Then he stood in front of the dressing mirror and looked in the mirror. He probably felt that he was wearing that clothes. He was so handsome that he pissed himself.

Yes, really peed.

When Zheng Tan heard the people around him laughing, he looked over and realized that the little kid in front of the dressing mirror pursed his lips and cried Wow. His pants were already wet, including the props and clothes. A wet urine stain.

Sometimes Zheng Tan feels that children's thoughts are actually quite weird. If they don't say anything, you may not be able to guess what they are really thinking.

There were a lot of people taking pictures. For Zheng Tan, it wasn't really a troublesome thing. He just posed there and got kisses from several ladies. It's just that the age span of these ladies was too big. They ranged from eight years old to sixty-eight years old. Zheng Tan accidentally noticed a pop on his forehead. There was also a child of two or three years old who left a scratch on Zheng Tan's head right before he popped his head. I don't know what this little kid was thinking at that time.

Seeing this, Charlie hurried over and wiped it with a paper towel, and wiped it several times with a wet towel. Seeing that Zheng Tan didn't get angry on the spot, Charlie felt relieved.

During this period, someone from the organizer came over to watch the photo session, as well as photographers. The organizer contacted Xiao Guo and asked him to take the cats over for a group photo at the end of the event. The cats in the group photo were all cats that won the award this time. Zheng Tan was the only domestic cat that did not win the prize. The other three domestic cats were all ranked first, second or third in the domestic cat category. However, in terms of popularity at the venue, Zheng Tan still beat them by a lot.

At around four o'clock in the afternoon, the event was coming to an end, and fewer and fewer people were taking photos. Except for those who had already paid and lined up, everyone who came later was told that it was over.

Hey, sir, I'm sorry, the photo shoot has ended. If you are interested, you can visit our store then. If you have cats at home, you can also check out our self-produced brands. The quality is absolutely guaranteed! The people at the edge of the photo area stopped the people approaching, but before he could finish speaking, someone from the work team came over from behind.

Huh? Teacher Jiao, why are you here? Are you here to pick up the cat? The person who came over was an old acquaintance of Xiao Guo and his pet center, and one of the few people who knew that Zheng Tan was at Jiao's house.

The man from before saw that everyone knew him, so he stopped talking and let Associate Professor Jiao go in directly.

When Zheng Tan was taking a photo with someone, he caught a glimpse of Dad Jiao standing on the side, but Dad Jiao signaled him to continue working, so Zheng Tan didn't go there, but he didn't have much thought about taking pictures.

After taking the last picture, Jiao's father came over, lifted Zheng Tan up and threw him in the air twice like a child, He's fat.

Zheng Tan: ... As expected of a scientific researcher, he can probably be accurate to three decimal places with a shake of his hand. However, Zheng Tan has indeed not completely lost weight after gaining weight during the Chinese New Year.

Father Jiao has not taken Zheng Tan away directly yet. He has already heard that Zheng Tan will go to the stage to take photos with the winning cats at the closing ceremony. The photos will be placed on the activity records of relevant organizations as Take a souvenir.

There were much fewer people at the closing ceremony than at the opening ceremony. Only some relevant units and the cat owners were present.

Zheng Tan stood on the stage. There was a ladder-shaped display there, and the winning cats were placed on it. Cats are not as obedient as dogs, so they have to hurry up, otherwise they may start to fight when they become impatient. That’s when it becomes troublesome.

Zheng Tan's seat was a little in the middle of the back row. Next to him squatted a big, hairy guy. It was originally going to squeeze into the middle, but when it saw Zheng Tan's eyes, it unconsciously moved in the opposite direction. It seemed that If you feel it's not safe enough, move a little further.

Dad Jiao looked amused in the audience and took out his camera to take pictures.

The mood of the cat owners in the audience is similar to the mood of the parents in the audience when their children stand on the podium to receive the award after winning a performance or competition.

The person standing next to Dad Jiao saw his actions and asked, Is your cat up there too? Before Dad Jiao could answer, the man continued, My son is up there, the champion of the kitten category. , Hehe, this little guy already shows the temperament of a champion even when he is not a little older!

Father Jiao looked in the direction the man pointed. There were only three kittens on the stage, and he didn't know which one was the cat the man was talking about.

Just as Dad Jiao was looking at the stage and guessing, he heard the man next to him shouting towards the stage: Huang Shang, look here, I'm dad!

Dad Jiao: ...

Among the three kittens over there, one is ginger, and he is probably that little guy. I don't know if you heard the kitten named Huang Shang. The typical Garfield cat has a flat face and is a bit serious, but its eyes are wandering around as it looks around. It is indeed quite smart.

After the closing ceremony, Father Jiao took Zheng Tan out first, and then met Xiao Guo and the others at the hotel they booked in the evening. They would go back to Chuhua City together tomorrow morning.

The reason why he took Zheng Tan away alone was because before entering the venue, Jiao's father met Fang Shaokang with his children and pets outside the venue. Fang Mengmeng said he wanted to take a photo with Zheng Tan, but Fang Shaokang didn't want to take a photo with his pets. I got in touch with people at the center, so I asked Father Jiao to take Zheng Tan out when he was free, and then we could all have a meal together.

While Fang Mengmeng was taking photos of Zheng Tan and Da Mi with Fang Shaokang's SLR camera, Jiao's father was chatting with Fang Shaokang.

Will you be able to remove the word 'vice' soon when you come back this time? Congratulations in advance. Fang Shaokang said.

Thank you. However, after the word 'vice' is removed, the challenges we have to face are also greater. Now we can have more people. Father Jiao smiled and shook his head.

That's true. Even in famous universities in China, there are many strategic scientists.

Fang Shaokang said strategic scientist with obvious irony. Dad Jiao understood that the strategic scientist Fang Shaokang said with an ironic tone did not refer to Qian Xuesen and Qian Lao who were three-dimensional. It is a type of strategic vision, but it is ironic that there are more and more people who only talk about strategy but not scientific research, and make a lot of money by relying on the backstage projects of the country.

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