Strange Life of a Cat

After howling loudly, he probably realized that what he just said was dissatisfying. Before the people on the plastic basketball court could boo, the bird hurriedly flew away again.

Zheng Tan looked along its flight path and saw a family car parked on a road not far from here. Zheng Tan knew that car. It belonged to the general's owner. No wonder this bird flew here. Its owner should have come here to find someone to take it out for a walk.

During this period, the bird was restrained more tightly. It used to be let out to play for two days a week, but now it rarely comes out once a week. The reason is that this guy bullied several magpies in the school so much that it almost triggered an outcry among magpie lovers. The public was outraged, and he even quarreled with people a few times.

The ugly magpie in the general's mouth is a symbol of good luck in the eyes of others, not to mention that the magpie is indeed not ugly and is considered the best-looking among several birds on campus. In order not to continue to stir up hatred, the owner of the general gave the general imprisonment directly.

In fact, before it bullied the magpie, it had a criminal record. Compared to magpies, the general hates cuckoos more. He always calls cuckoos parasites because cuckoos lay their eggs in other birds' nests and remove the original eggs from the nests. One time, the general went out to play. At that time, a cuckoo bird was caught committing a crime, so the drive began. Not a single cuckoo bird was seen in the compound during this period, which was the general's contribution. After what happened to Magpie, some people finally couldn't bear it anymore and started to form a group to complain.

However, when the general was imprisoned, other birds around him were happy, but the ones who suffered were the families living nearby. People like Zheng Tan who had better ears found it difficult to ignore that guy's voice.

The general would sit on the balcony every day in front of the barbed wire fence, singing The Moon Bends Shining on Kyushu with his head lowered and his paws scratching against the barbed wire fence very rhythmically.

Can you imagine that every morning when you go out to face the rising sun, preparing to start a day of study, work, or life, or flexing your paws for a walk, you hear the trembling tune of Hey, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, when will it stop? Is it the kind of feeling that fills your heart when you sing a bitter love song like The Hatred in My Heart and makes you want to yell fuck? Even some people who are more emotional may think of some unfair treatment they received at work, and their mood will probably drop a bit on this day.

Now, this guy has finally come out and started to take revenge on society again. Look at what he shouted just now. It is estimated that those in the Academy of Economics will be made fun of for a long time in the future, especially during competitions. With his eyes closed, Zheng Tan could imagine the situation when the opponent team yelled out the phrase come out to pick up the guests during the game, and all the players in the Institute of Science and Technology slipped under their feet.

Looking at the bird flying towards the car parked on the roadside, Liu Ba turned back and looked at the black cat squatting behind a tree.

Do you know that bird? Are you good friends? Sixty-eight felt that there must be a lot of communication between spiritual animals. Judging from the way the cat and the bull terrier got along before, it is probably the same as the one just now. The bird relationship should be pretty good too.

When Zheng Tan heard this, his eyes immediately showed contempt. Does he have a good relationship with the bird who just wants to take revenge on society?

Sixty-eight didn't ask about the general again. He didn't want to kidnap a rare parrot, and he never did such a thing. After staring at the black cat not far away for a while, Liu Ba smiled and said, How did your father teach you?

Forget about parrots. Parrots have relatively long lifespans. The longer they live around humans, the more skills they learn. So in terms of quantity, there are relatively many smart parrots. But cats are different. The lifespan is not long, the temperament is weird, and it is difficult to tame. Although there are a large number of cats, the proportion of cats that are truly smart is definitely not high. Cats as good as the one in front of you are even rarer. Therefore, 68 is curious.

Zheng Tan looked at the other party. Since the other party had already found this place, he should know something about him. The your father in Xiao Gao's mouth probably refers to Father Jiao. Unfortunately, the cultivation of this virtue basically has nothing to do with Father Jiao.

Sixty-eight didn't expect to find the answer from a cat, so he just sighed. Stretching, Liu Ba took out a business card from his pocket. It was a very simple business card. There was a simple message printed on the white paper card. Other than that, there were no fancy ornate decorative patterns. Look. Looks very cheap.

Sixty-eight put his business card where he was just sitting, looked at the black cat not far away, and said: Get married and divorced, capture mistresses and find mistresses, find people and beat them up, apply for false certificates and make false accounts, and be a private consultant for commercial espionage. Wait, wait, wait, except for murder and arson and some things outside the scope of ability, as long as you can afford the money, everything is easy to discuss, my credit is guaranteed, and the customer's privacy is absolutely confidential. Of course, we only accept high-end orders, small orders Just don’t bother me, it’s a waste of time.”

After saying Sixty-eight, he put down his business card and turned to leave. He didn't expect the cat to understand much. He said these words and put the business card here, just on a whim and suddenly wanted to do this. You can see all kinds of business cards and flyers thrown in the trash cans on campus. Inconspicuous business cards like this are just thrown away in the eyes of many people. The June 8 did not have much hope for this. A business card will come in handy.

After making sure Sixty-eight left, Zheng Tan walked over and looked at the business card placed there. From a professional point of view, this business card is really unqualified. If teachers with obsessive-compulsive disorder see it, they will definitely approve it. There is not much other introduction on the business card, just two things. One is the number 68 in the middle, which is probably a code name, and the second is the line of mailboxes below the number. Other than that, there is no other information.

Just looking at this business card, Zheng Tan couldn't figure out what the man said before he left to introduce his business.

After staring at the business card for a while, Zheng Tan hesitated, then stretched his neck and sniffed it. He didn't smell any peculiar smell, and the business card was not dirty. After thinking for a while, Zheng Tan opened his mouth and bit the corner of the card. Live and run home.

After returning home, Zheng Tan put the business card into the hidden drawer on his cat climbing frame. That compartment was specially designed for business cards. Zheng Tan didn't know if he would use this business card in the future, but it didn't take much effort to keep it as a backup, so he just kept it for now.

After June 8 left, Zheng Tan didn't see him again when he wandered around the campus in the next few days. In his free time, Zheng Tan also walked to the affiliated hospital and went to the residential area by the lake. Old lady, that old lady is living a good life now. She has someone to accompany her, she is no longer lonely, and she has a lot more smiles on her face. The old man who was said to be his best friend more than fifty years ago did not seem to be a treacherous person, but Zheng Tan felt that this person was not a harmless and kind person. He would definitely not be able to win such a large fortune. He is a simple-minded person. However, this man was really kind to the old lady, and that was enough.

Perhaps because of his love for the house, the old man treated other people without pretense, and treated Zheng Tan quite well. After all, the old lady's attitude was there. Today, when I saw old man Zheng Tan, he was still bringing out the food with a smile. When Zheng Tan listened to their chat, he knew that the old man wanted to take the old lady to the south with him. It was warm there, and there were many people and relationships. The medical treatment was not inferior to that here, and he could treat anything. It's more convenient, and I can hold a wedding or something by the way. But the old lady never nodded.

When Zheng Tan was wandering around outside and returning home, he found Xiao Guo coming. Today is Saturday. Although it is not a day for work, Xiao Guo should be quite busy. I didn't expect that he would have time to come here.

Looking at the situation in the living room, Xiao Guo and Jiao Ma have been chatting for a while, but they don't know what they are talking about. Jiao Ma's brows are frowning.

After lying on the sofa and listening for a while, Zheng Tan learned that the Green Wing Association was invited to participate in an event. I heard that there were several similar organizations at home and abroad participating in the event. As a newly established association, Green Wing needs such an opportunity to expand its influence and gain recognition from more similar larger organizations.

No wonder Xiao Guo values ​​​​it so much. If this succeeds, there is no doubt that the benefits will be huge.

As for Zheng Tan, the chief trump card of the Obviously So Pet Center, Xiao Guo must be the first to be listed on the list.

This event does not require a large number of rare and precious varieties. Of course, the face-saving work must be done well. Precious varieties that sell well, such as the cute ones in Xiaoguo's shop, will definitely be brought along.

Since there are no requirements for rare breeds or pedigree certificates, with a trump card like Zheng Tan at his disposal, it’s no surprise that Xiao Guo doesn’t use it. Most of the advertisements in the store are supported by this non-precious breed black cat with no pedigree certificate. At that time, there will probably be some programs that require each company to show off its trump card. Apart from Zheng Tan, Xiao Guo thought about it all night last night and couldn't find anyone more suitable than this black cat.

Knowing that it would not be easy to convince the Jiao family, Xiao Guo still decided to come over and have fun with the Jiao family, which led to the scene that Zheng Tan saw when he walked in.

After hearing Xiao Guo's explanation, Jiao's mother was the first to object. She couldn't leave, and she had to look after the children at home. With two children at home, how could she leave with peace of mind? And if her cat traveled far away, no one would be watching, she thought Don't worry, she has had her cat for almost three years, so she naturally knows what kind of temper her cat is.

He doesn't like cages, hates being put in a leash, he has a more casual temperament, he does whatever he wants, he has a bad temper, and he's very careful. He's okay at home, but he's definitely difficult to take care of when he goes out... Once these shortcomings are added up, Jiao's mother will stop. I can't help it anymore, what I think is unreliable, the more I think about it, the more worried I become. Ren Xiaoguo stood by and tried to persuade and reassure him for an hour, but he still didn't let go.

Jiao's mother sent an email to Jiao's father, telling the matter again as if complaining. After seeing Father Jiao's reply the next day, Mother Jiao sighed heavily.

I'm used to it all!

What Dad Jiao meant was to let Zheng Tan make his own choice.

Zheng Tan also analyzed the pros and cons last night. He was indeed not very interested in being in the limelight, but if Green Wing, a newly established association that was still a weak chicken compared to those large organizations, was If he steps on it, Zheng Tan won't get much benefit himself. After all, his main source of money now is Xiao Guo. His cat also needs to support a family, which is the goal plan Zheng Tan has set for himself.

Xiao Guo is the person in charge of this event. If Green Wing loses face, Xiao Guo and his store will lose face. If Xiao Guo's store loses face, Zheng Tan will not get any good. Moreover, Xiao Guo said that it would only take a week to go there, which is not too long.

Thinking about it this way, it’s not bad to go there.

(5.3) Let’s start with one chapter today. I’ll make up for it if I have time over the weekend. I'm not going to stay up late during this period, I can't afford it.