Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 159 Cats are just a bunch of idiots

Although Mama Jiao felt regretful about the toffee incident, it did not dampen her interest in finding a little girlfriend for Zheng Tan.

This made Zheng Tan very troubled, so now Zheng Tan rarely stays at home except for eating and sleeping. When he was at home, he could always hear Mama Jiao nagging about this matter, and Zheng Tan was often scolded by Mama Jiao.

When Zheng Tan went home at dinner time, Jiao's mother was chopping ribs in the kitchen. She turned around and saw Zheng Tan running back from outside.

I've been walking outside all day long. I guess I'm going to be a dad already! Mother Jiao raised her knife and cut the ribs on the chopping board into smaller pieces. I guess I don't even know I'm going to be a dad!

Zheng Tan listened to the sound of chopping ribs in the kitchen and raised his paws to rub his ears uncomfortably. Such a anxious mother was so scary.

On this day, the weather was fine and the sun was just right.

The temperature is getting warmer and it feels much better to go out for a walk. Zheng Tan sniffed an unknown flower emerging from the grass and sneezed.

It has been a week since that thing was handed over to Long Qi. Zheng Tan didn't know what kind of reaction Ye Hao would have, but Wei Leng did not show up during this period, and no one from the Jiao family came to disturb him. Maybe he did. Zheng Tan didn't know, he just saw that Father Jiao had no unusual behavior recently.

Zheng Tan went to Uncle Lamei's neighborhood again and found nothing unusual. It was still empty, so he didn't go there again.

I walked slowly to a sports field. There were some people playing football in the sports field, but they didn't pay special attention to whether there was a cat watching next to the sports field.

This sports ground is considered an older sports ground in Chuhua University. Compared with the surrounding buildings, the sports ground is a little lower. Zheng Tan stood on a slightly higher ground and watched. There are some shrubs and evergreen trees here, which will not look dull in winter, and when the flowers bloom in spring, they will not sprout as hard as other trees to highlight their vitality.

After squatting and watching for a while, Zheng Tan leaned directly against the tree trunk behind him, lazily moved his feet and swept away the few grasses that blocked his view and pressed them under his legs.

Bang!

The ball bounced off the fence next to it. A student ran over to pick it up. When he looked up, he saw the black cat sitting there leaning against the tree. cried: Look, this cat is sitting in such an interesting way! Like a human!

Zheng Tan glanced at the man, ignored him, and continued to sit there pretending to be serious.

The nearest student ran over to take a look, and said to the person who just yelled: Do you think it's funny for a cat to sit like this? Are you ignorant? In fact, many people don't know that a cat sitting like this is most likely... Because this cat is sick, it is precisely because of its disease that it causes unbearable pain in its two hind legs, and the cat is unwilling to bear its weight on its two hind legs, so it adopts this sitting position.

The person who just yelled had a look of realization on his face, No wonder, this cat looks quite heavy, and the pressure on its hind legs is even greater. It's so pitiful, it's a shame that it's a sick cat after being raised so well.

Zheng Tan: ... Fart! You have the disease! How can I be sick if I am so healthy and strong? !

The two students had gone away and continued to play their football. Even here, Zheng Tan's inner roar would not be heard.

Zheng sighed and stepped on a few innocent little flowers next to him with his legs. He used to sit like this before, and he was even more arrogant when he was in the night building. Why didn't he hear what others said?

However, although this was the first time Zheng Tan heard this statement, he was not sure whether the other cats sitting like this were for the same reason as the student said. It may or may not be the case.

The incident with the folded-eared cat made Zheng Tan understand that there are many cats in the world who are not in good health since birth.

Zheng Tan was thankful but also felt that a native cat like him was quite good. Although cheap, native cats have the advantages of native cats. On average, native cats are born with stronger physiques than ordinary cats, and their ability to survive in the wild is not weak.

After comforting himself, Zheng Tan stood up, shook the grass clippings off his body, looked at the sky, glanced around, and walked out from the nearest side door. Zheng Tan usually didn't go to this side door very often. Today he was bored and went out for a walk.

After exiting the side door, Zheng Tan walked along the perimeter for a while. When he encountered a perimeter wall, he jumped on it and continued walking forward.

At three or four o'clock in the afternoon, some students will set up street stalls here to earn some pocket money and sell some small things. Most of them are gadgets and clothes that girls like. The cost of this kind of business is not high, and the sales are not bad. . At this time, some people had already come over to grab the space. They took up space with cushions on the ground, and then placed the goods one by one.

When it was almost five o'clock, the surrounding area was filled with students setting up stalls. Zheng Tan squatted there and watched these students busy at work. As I was watching, I suddenly heard the cheers of several girls not far ahead.

Bamboos were planted within the walls of this area, and a few bamboo leaves blocked Zheng Tan's view.

Zheng Tan pushed aside the bamboo leaves in front of him, walked a few steps forward, and followed the sound.

A young man in his twenties with a mohawk-like hairstyle was standing there. His hair was dyed yellow. He was dressed in a somewhat non-mainstream style and looked a bit like a gangster.

The young man was holding playing cards in his hand and was playing card tricks. His eyes intentionally or unintentionally glanced at the tops of the female students surrounding him.

Zheng Tan tugged his ears and looked down upon him. In addition to despising this man's character, Zheng Tan also despised his skills. After seeing Uncle Lamei's tricks, I suddenly felt a little less interested in these street tricks.

However, street tricks are also very technical. Even if there are fewer inherited tricks now, we have to admit that there are indeed capable people among them, even much more capable than some so-called XX masters.

Zheng Tan squatted on the wall and watched the man playing cards. Although he despised this man just now, after watching it for a while, he had to say that this kid had some talent.

Perhaps aware of the different gazes of the people around him, the young man turned his head and looked at the wall behind him after playing a game.

This person's perception is quite sharp. Zheng Tan commented in his heart. However, after seeing the young man's face, Zheng Tan was confused.

Why, does it look familiar? But Zheng Tan was very sure that he had never seen this person before, and it was definitely the first time he saw him today.

Strange!

Who is this? !

Zheng Tan couldn't remember why he felt this familiar.

Compared to Zheng Tan's doubts, the young man seemed to be frightened when he saw Zheng Tan. He didn't play a move well and a few cards flew out. For this reason, he was teased by several beautiful people standing next to him. The female student laughed.

Zheng Tan watched for a while and then left. Xiao Yuzi was about to finish school and had to go over and wait.

When the young man turned back for the third time, he found that the black cat had finally left. He quickly put on a smile and joked with the female students around him.

Ten minutes later, a car slowed down and pulled over, the window opened, and the driver whistled.

Sorry, I'm leaving now. Goodbye, my dears~ The young man playing cards put his cards neatly into his pocket and walked towards the car. Before leaving, he even blew a kiss, causing the female students to cover their mouths and laugh.

The young man opened the car door and got into the back seat, stretched out his arms on the back of the back seat and crossed his legs.

You're late, Senior Brother Wei, the young man said.

The person in the driver's seat was none other than Wei Leng, whom Zheng Tan had not seen for a while.

Isn't this good? It also gives you a chance to strike up a conversation with a female student. Wei Leng said.

Forget it, I originally planned to meet a few girls today and get their phone numbers to start a career, but I didn't expect to meet a cat! And what makes me most unhappy is that the cat keeps staring at me from behind, preventing me from performing my best. Abnormal.”

Wei Leng twitched his eyebrows and asked, Is the cat black?

That's right! So, the black cat is evil! The person in the back seat slapped his thigh and sighed that everyone saw the same thing. Thinking back to the black cat he saw, he didn't pay attention to Wei Leng's tone just now.

Finally willing to come back? I thought you would always be your rebellious prodigal son, persistently on that road and never look back. Wei Leng said.

Correction, that's called playing the game of life, and persistence does not mean stubbornness! The person in the back seat replied confidently.

Oh, so you are still 'enlightened'? Is this what you look like now? Wei Leng was amused.

What's wrong with my image? I think my image is pretty good now. The person in the back seat shook his unconventional coat and touched his new hairstyle.

It's good, so good that it can make your father's dormant volcano erupt again.

Then what do you think I look like now? A scoundrel? A reckless man? A scoundrel? Tsk tsk, you don't understand. The person in the back seat waved his finger, Have you ever heard of the term ruffian philosophy? Without ruffian philosophy, the history of our country would be Human relationships will definitely not be so colorful. Just think about some of the founding emperors in ancient times. Also, isn't there diving in football matches? Even if it is a strategic diving, it is still diving. Who doesn't make some rogue cameos? A little ruffian?

Tsk, I haven't seen you for a few years, and you're already a guest philosopher. Wei Leng smiled and shook his head.

The person in the back seat was noncommittal, looked at the surrounding buildings from the car window, and said enthusiastically: Shall we go to the nightclub you mentioned?

No, go to Senior Brother Walnut first.

No, I will be beaten to death by Brother Walnut— the person in the back seat covered his face and screamed.

It's okay, I'll collect the body for you.

The next day.

Zheng Tan had not gone out to play outside the school. The four humble guests from the East District were squatting on a thick sycamore tree, watching a group of people flying kites on the big lawn not far away.

On the main road of the campus, Wei Leng drove slowly forward in his car.

Shouldn't we just go to the night building? Why are we here? The man in the back seat complained while chewing gum and moving his arms. He was beaten badly by Brother Walnut yesterday, but luckily he didn't get hit in the face.

Wei Leng did not answer, but drove forward slowly while paying attention to the surroundings, especially the older and thicker trees. After seeing the four cats squatting on the trees, Wei Leng smiled and drove the car towards He drove over there and said, Found it.

The person in the back seat rolled down the window and looked where Wei Leng was pointing. There were people flying kites over there. He thought Wei Leng was talking about one of them, but he was sensitive to the person squatting on a tree. After four, the expectant smile disappeared.

Cats are just a bunch of idiots! Pfft-- After cursing, the person sitting in the back seat spit out the chewing gum in his mouth into the trash can next to him. He could spit from the side of the trash can even from a distance of more than one meter. Entering, he was very proud.

But his pride did not last long. When he raised his head to take another look at the four stupid cats on the tree, he was choked by what he saw.

The four cats squatting on the tree were all looking towards him.

(2.16)

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