Strange Life of a Cat

The first famous cat in the East District Courtyard was not the black coal of the Jiao family, nor the thick and steady big fat, nor the Huang Gonggong Ah Huang. But most of them know that there is a black sheriff cat in their yard.

One day, when a child who had just finished a painting interest group course returned to the compound, he saw an eight-month-old sheriff running past with a mouse in his mouth. The child was so excited when he returned home that he didn’t care After eating, he gave full play to his artistic skills, took out a crayon and drew a picture of The Black Cat Sheriff Bravely Captures the Petty Thief. Later, this picture was used in the competition. It was still in the West Campus, and even other elementary schools in the city knew that there was a black cat sheriff in the East Campus of Chuhua University.

When writing essays in Chinese class, I have to write about cats. The children in the attached primary school do not have cats at home, and more than half of them write about the police chief.

At that time, the teachers of the attached primary school just smiled, thinking that the children loved the Black Cat Sheriff because of the cartoon, and didn't pay too much attention to that cat, until one day many years later, that cat was once loved by many The brave Black Cat Sheriff praised by the children has become the favorite of Chuhua University, and the photos are all over the country. Several Chinese teachers gathered in the office to talk all afternoon.

In the hearts of children and adults, the Black Cat Sheriff is still brave.

Now, many children have become middle school students from Xiaodouding, and some of the former elementary school students have gone to college, but whenever they mention the cat in the family compound, many people still remember the existence of such a black cat sheriff, and this I also often have a sense of presence in the compound. Ten years later, it is still the same.

However, in the eyes of others, it is a different impression.

Anyone who is familiar with the sheriff knows that this cat has two characteristics: one is aggressive, it fights desperately, where it is brought down, it gets up and cultivates before running there to fight; the other is its special language talent Yes, and this cat and dog are very sexual.

It was once rumored that the sheriff and his owner raised it as a dog since he was a child. For this, the sheriff and his owner must appeal for injustice.

The sheriff's language talent is innate. This guy has been curious about some strange sounds since he was a child, such as the sound of a washing machine running, such as a TV that is turned on, such as musical instruments, such as the calls of other species besides cats. When the sheriff and his owner noticed it, the sheriff had already followed the little Jingba downstairs to play the game of picking up objects, and he had a dog tongue that was getting more and more proficient. Even the black cat of Professor Jiao's family, who was recognized as the smartest in the compound, couldn't learn this kind of innate skill.

Some people have said in medicine that raising cats and dogs can lower blood pressure and reduce the chance of heart disease. The strong proof of this statement is Fatty and Xiaohua. Look at the old lady who raised Fatty, and look at the daily Old man Li, who took the St. Bernard Xiaohua out for a leisurely walk, proved that this was true.

But!

Sheriff, its owner doesn't feel that way!

When the sheriff was young, he was basically locked up at home forcibly. At that time, he didn't have the ability to climb high walls through windows, so the things in the house were the first to be harmed.

The sheriff and its owner can see all kinds of bad things when they go home every day. After thinking about the experience, when the family members leave, they will unplug the TV, turn off the washing machine, keep nothing on the refrigerator, or just put some paper Quality, locked wardrobes...

The sheriff's mental state is always fluctuating between active and extremely active. Except for sleeping and eating time, he always has to do something to satisfy his overexcited curiosity. He touches everything that people use It is also curious about things that people don't use. It used to be very curious about irons. It only got a long memory after being scalded by an iron once, but it just closed its claws. Every time the police chief and its cat mother ironed clothes, it would still be curious. He squatted beside him and watched.

When the sheriff grows up, he wants to go wild, and he can't be locked up. However, the elderly in the family are not people who like to keep cats. People in their generation didn't pay much attention to keeping cats, and they were very casual.

After the sheriff is familiar with walking in the compound, he likes to provoke small dogs such as Chihuahuas or Pekingese in the compound, and then jumps to a high place, barking at the dogs that have been provoked by him, barking When I was tired, I squatted down, licked my paws, watched with great interest the puppies barking angrily below but seemed helpless with it, and then squinted to get sleepy.

Every time the old man of the sheriff’s family saw it flirting around, he would happily clap his legs: “Hey, I just like its small shape that is pulled and slapped!”

Someone once suggested to take the police chief to do the operation. Like Ah Huang, Ah Huang has become more obedient since the operation, and he is more worry-free. It's a pity that the people in the sheriff's family couldn't agree on their opinions, and finally nothing happened.

As for the sheriff himself, he has nothing to worry about. Someone is feeding him on time at home, he can find some natural protein for snacks when he is outside, and he can find other cats to exercise his muscles and bones.

Although the sheriff always likes to provoke other cats and dogs in the compound, including Xiaohua and Niu Zhuangzhuang, there are two that he does not provoke, one is Fatty and the other is Heitan. It can't beat the former, and it's pure death to provoke the fat man. If he really gets angry with the fat man, the sheriff will definitely not get the slightest favor. As for the latter, it's one thing that it can't be beaten, and Heitan has saved it. Besides, Heitan has a bad temper, and the sheriff will be beaten if he is a paw.

The sheriff likes that the four of them act together, they have fun, and they don't worry about being bullied by other cats and dogs.

Later, a cat with yellow and white flowers came to the compound. Some people called it Peanut Candy. The sheriff had a fight with it, but he didn't win. Later, he was taken by Heitan and went to patrol the streets with Peanut Candy. It is called in the yard, it is more active than black charcoal.

But later, Heitan often ran away without a trace, and the sheriff himself followed Peanut Tang out a few times and never followed again. Peanut Candy grows stronger and stronger, and fights more fiercely, so that when Peanut Candy goes out, other cats avoid it. Therefore, when Peanut Candy came to the compound again to call for his friends, the sheriff pretended not to hear him, and then after Peanut Candy left, he went out to fight the cat or tease the little Jingba and Chihuahua in the compound.

Ten years later, the sheriff no longer teases the puppy as he used to, but he still can't stay idle. He spends half of his time in the yard and half of the time in the small flower garden. There are his cat friends in the yard, and Little Flower Garden has its two dog friends. For the sheriff, every day is full of fun, and he can create his own fun without having fun.

One day in June, the atmosphere in the compound was very strange, and the owners were also nervous. They were afraid that their cats would be abducted, and Ah Huang would be kept at home. There were no other cats in the compound. The sheriff Today I still caught a gap and slipped out.

It has not seen Heitan for three days in a row. It walked past the building, barked twice, looked up, and did not see a black cat's head sticking out of the balcony on the fifth floor, only the first floor The fat man squatting on the balcony raised his eyelids and glanced this way, then continued to squat there with his eyes closed.

Seeing that Fatty didn't intend to move, and couldn't call other friends, the sheriff could only go out to have fun by himself.

Wandering around the woods in the compound twice, rolled in the grass a few times, and sharpened his claws, the sheriff saw a familiar object - not far from it, there was a brown thing on a short branch, At this time, one after another, little ones crawled out of it.

The brown things on the branches are praying mantis eggs. At this time, small flesh-colored praying mantises came out of it. Relatively speaking, the praying mantis eggs hatched a little later, and some places on the campus hatched in May.

The sheriff has seen those little ones. He had seen them in the small garden some time ago. Old man Lan didn't want him to harm these little ones. So, the sergeant, who had nothing to do, squatted in front of the short branch, tilted his head and watched curiously as the little praying mantises hatched, without moving their claws, just watching, with the tip of their tail dangling.

I don't know how long I watched, but most of the little praying mantises have hatched. The sheriff straightened his forearm, yawned, and was about to lick his paw, when he suddenly found a little praying mantis on his paw moving along its forearm. climb up.

As a result, the idea of ​​the sheriff licking his paws was put aside for the time being, and instead he suddenly jumped up, followed by several difficult aerial flips, jumping left and right, jumping forward and rolling.

Two students who came to visit the teacher in the East District compound passed by. The man in the vest pointed to the sheriff and said to his companion, Look, the school pet is going crazy again.

Another person took a look, I probably found something interesting.

The newly hatched baby praying mantises are too small for them to notice here.

That's not sure, I also saw it trampling on the lawn in front of our college last week. In order to find out why, I squatted by the side and held up my mobile phone to take pictures for nearly half an hour, but I didn't see it. Why are you having so much fun!

...Is it playing tricks on you?

Who knows! I don't understand the world of snake spirit disease. Anyway, looking back now, I think I did something stupid, and the dean saw me doing this stupid thing! The student in the vest had a bitter face, It's like you've done something you regret.

...Did the dean talk about life with you?

without.

That is not bad.

The old man just shook his head with his hands behind his back, and said, 'One is crazy, the other is crazy'. Damn, I felt like shit at that time.

...

The two students didn't come closer to take a look. They felt that this was probably the same as a few days ago. They didn't know what the school pet was doing again, so mortals like them didn't want to explore it.

Little does the sheriff know that he is causing trouble to others, he is now immersed in his own world, having a good time.

All that stopped the sheriff was a dog barking. After hearing the dog barking, the sheriff immediately diverted his attention, and looked towards the iron gate that had been closed in the compound. There was a tabby dog ​​standing there, and the barking dog was barking at the sheriff. After passing, I looked towards Building B and looked around, but I didn't see the black cat, so I turned my attention back.

The sheriff ran over, got out of the iron gate, and ran towards the small flower garden together with Shunzi the tabby dog. After running a few steps, he flopped about the flowers and plants next to him, and rubbed twice on the grass. While rubbing his back on the grass with his belly up, the sheriff glanced over the old residential buildings bathed in sunlight in the compound, and his eyes stayed on the balcony on the fifth floor of Building B for a few seconds.

There are many cats in the compound, disappearing and disappearing forever, and they can't find a shadow even if they want to fight and flirt. What about black charcoal?

Without Heitan, the three cats didn't act together anymore.

Turning over, shaking the grass clippings on his body, the sheriff walked towards the small flower garden. There was food there at this point, and he went home after eating in the kennel when he was full. He slipped out tomorrow and continued Run Heitan downstairs and call!