Stormwind God

ohno

Black history!

Definitely black history!

I thought back to doing things 10,000 years ago, there should be nothing wrong.

Who knew Tyrande was willing to be lonely for him for thousands of years, and then he accepted it and sent a copy of [Ultimate Metamorphosis] to Vashki?

Ten thousand years ago, it was a world of entertainment desert!

I'm used to all kinds of novelty variety shows. I can watch movies when I'm fine. I can even go to station b to find up masters to watch spoof videos ...

Adapted to this life, Du Mou Ke, who has just arrived in Azeroth, is not fit. But at that time, I was playing "The Road to Survival", the main character of which I had no time to manage.

After all, it was not so hard, Duke exported the goods to Azeroth a lot, such as mechanical marbles games. The werewolves were very killing.

But back in antiquity, I still went deep into the enemy line. Where can I go to do this?

At that time, I was monitored by the Ereda Gemini all day long, and my heart was very stressed, and I didn't stay long. Where can I output entertainment?

Why did people thrive in the ancient days of the dynasty? It wasn't that they didn't have the money to light the lamps.

In Azshara, the situation is similar. At that time, in order to prove his heart to the army, he did all evil, but he used all eighteen martial arts on Tyrande.

What 48 hands, God horse tortoise shell magic, the high priest is not miserable ... if it is not leisurely, and you set yourself up to say "I'm a good man!" Maybe there will be some kind of drama such as the fall of the Virgin.

Well, the point of the matter is that when he was making waves, it seemed that he did not hide Vasiqi.

The thought was then: Don't you want to monitor? I let you watch enough ...

If you never meet each other, that's all right, the ghost knows that she will be touched again after ten thousand years.

Too long ago, Duke himself forgot it. In retrospect, Vasque is the stain witness who knows his dark history and bad hobbies thoroughly!

Tyrande is a high priest. After he was adjusted by him, as long as she was embarrassed in public, she was absolutely secretive.

But Vasqi has no scruples!

The hypocrite Du Mouke was shocked!

"Ah! My glorious great image! My hero aura! The bird is all over" Duke screamed in his heart: "No, be sure to seal Vasque."

The idea just came to light, and the system-elves spit out for a long time: "A **** is just a lie, haven't you already sealed people with Duke's Excalibur?"

Huh?

right!

What am I thinking about?

The glamorous Wasi stopped for a moment, her sweet voice was scratching like a cat's meat ball: "Dear master, I missed it ten thousand years ago. This time I did not let go and gave my soul completely ... ... that's true. "

"Uh……"

"I am your little maid Serega. It used to be, it is now, and it will always be forever. As long as you don't abandon me, I will use everything I have, and serve you forever and ever." For a moment, the face was full of fanatical worship like a martyr: "Rest assured, I will definitely keep the owner's secrets, all your fantasies can be used on me!"

and many more!

Du Mouke's face looked upright, with a righteous look: "No! Actually, you misunderstood me. At that time, I was shouldering the responsibility of saving the world from being destroyed by the Burning Legion. So I was indulging myself and pretending to be evil. I am not What you think. "

"Is that so? The current master is very unconvincing." Vaschi groaned with the long fingers peculiar to the night elves.

"No! You're wrong!" Duke was decisive.

"Really?"

"Really!" Du Mouke was unyielding!

"Well, please pick up the ultimate mystery of the Naga tribe [dragon absorbing water]!"

"Woohoo"

"It's all right? Very good, pick me up again [Six-hand Tornado]!" The fast-turning green onion hand made Vasque in night elf form look like Naga's six hands.

"This ... this ... this ..."

Du Mouke, there are always a few days in a month when the festival is particularly bad.

Except when he is not particularly gentleman, he is a gentleman.

It's just that the other party caught the flaw, and there is no way out.

All the lower bounds of martial arts are artificial. When the artificial settings are spoiled by oneself, only war will remain.

At this moment, in Duke's mind, there was only the incredibly famous mantra ... the magic revision.

"I'm a sword bone."

"Blood after blood!"

"Undefeated after countless battles."

"It has never been defeated once, nor has it been understood."

"Always on top of the harem, drunk from victory."

"Therefore, the rituals are meaningless."

"I am destined to be born with one blood"

Ugh! Didn't you say yes, would Elune lead Vasi as the demigod of Azeroth's righteous side?

Why is this guy so magical?

Obviously just surrendered a blood, but such a wave?

Does Naga swim by the waves?

Anyway, Duke couldn't hold back this goblin!

Here, Duke taught Vasqi the goblin with the Excalibur, but he didn't know that something had happened in the Serpent Temple.

"What are we now? Human slaves? Maybe we are defeated, but our main force is still there. Why is there no decent status? What the **** is this? And I heard, because we once destroyed Kulti Russ, Marcus, the league's commander, is going to liquidate us for Jaina Proudmoore! "

The news from the people below made the deepwater lord Karatheras secretly startled.

Now Naga has handed over almost everything, and even Panya Reservoir is sent by the Alliance to control it. Most of Naga was sent to the Terokkar Forest, repairing waterways, and clearing wild monsters of various river tributaries.

If the Alliance wanted to cross the river, it would be so easy.

The entire Naga clan, with more than 100,000 people, plus the servants, waited for a day in the unease.

On the morning of the third day after their queen left, Vasque finally returned.

Every leader was stunned to see the new look of Vasqi.

"Your Majesty, you ..." Carathras had no idea what to say.

Presenting to the Naga clan is an out-of-the-box night elves. If it weren't for the highly recognizable and charming face, everyone would have thought it was a change of person.

Fair skin, slightly slender hands and feet, red hair and waist, if not the iconic long ears and eyebrows, would even think that this is a person rather than a night elf.

Not only the appearance, but also the breath has changed greatly.

If it was a towering mountain before, now Vasiji is the entire land, boundless and boundless.

As soon as Vaschi shook her hair, "Tell everyone the good news that I have become a demigod on the planet Azeroth, and I will seal the goddess of the lake of Lordaeron." 8)