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"Speaking of which, I didn't expect you, brother, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to have such a hobby."

Li Zhimeng was too lazy to care about so much, and suddenly remembered what Gu Panyan said, winked at Wang Ge, and chuckled, "Don't worry, brother, I will never tell you... Well, at most, that's all Tell Yan Yanzi about this, haha.”

Wang Ge: "..."

"Get out of here."

He said angrily, "You are the only one with that kind of hobby. Your sister Yan is obviously deliberately slandering me."

Although he often told Gu Panyan that he was a jerk, it was just a lie made up to avoid being beaten. In fact, his XP was relatively normal.

"I do not believe."

Li Zhimeng raised his little head and said, "People will only believe what they want to believe, so I don't believe you are normal. You are definitely a big pervert."

"...If you are like this, then I will leave."

Wang Ge stood up and prepared to leave.

"Hey, don't, don't, don't, I was wrong, I was wrong."

Li Zhimeng immediately admitted his mistake, very quickly and with a very sincere attitude.

Wang Ge then sat back down.

"Brother, I think you should turn on your phone and take a look."

Li Zhimeng suggested, "Master Zhou will have to call you at least three times now."

"Let me see."

As soon as Wang Ge took out his phone, Zhou Liu's call was displayed on the screen.

"Look, I'll just say it."

Wang Ge made a "shh" gesture to her and answered the phone.

"Hey, second brother, what are you doing? Why are you just answering the phone now?"

Zhou Liu's slightly impatient voice came from the phone.

"It's okay. I didn't look at my phone just now. What's wrong?" Wang Ge asked nonchalantly.

"What happened? What did you say happened!"

Over there, Zhou Liu said angrily, "Where are you staying? Your girlfriend is looking for you. She came to me. Come back and have a look. Also, I told her that we were surfing the Internet at the Internet cafe. , remember not to spill the beans."

"Harm, I thought it was something."

Wang Ge pretended not to care at all and said, "It's just a trivial matter, not worth mentioning."

"...Is this a trivial matter?"

"Of course it's a trivial matter." Wang Ge said with disdain, "Do you think I'm as afraid of my wife as you are? Let me tell you, I have the final say in my family. Do you know what family status is? I asked her to go east. She doesn’t dare to go west. I ask her to catch the dog and she doesn’t dare to touch the chicken. Do you understand?”

"Pfft..."

When Li Zhimeng heard this, he couldn't hold it back and almost laughed. Fortunately, he reacted in time and quickly covered his mouth with his hand.

Zhou Liu on the other side of the phone said "tsk, tsk" twice, "Brother, I'm not talking about you. It's fine to lie to you about this kind of thing, just don't deceive yourself. It doesn't really matter if you deceive me, haha." It’s over. But I hope you wipe the corners of your eyes after saying this and don’t let tears fall on the phone screen.”

Wang Ge: "..."

"Pfft, hahahahaha..."

Li Zhimeng couldn't help it anymore and laughed out loud.

Zhou Liu on the other side of the phone was shocked when he heard the girl's clear laughter: "Damn it, is there a woman next to you? Tell the truth, are you in bed now?"

Wang Ge looked down at the hospital bed where he was sitting, "You are indeed sitting on the bed, what's wrong?"

"Holy shit!!!"

Zhou Liu was shocked, "You actually cheated? I thought you were just washing your feet or something, but I didn't expect you to make such a principled mistake..."

His tone gradually became disappointed: "Second brother, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. I misjudged you."

Wang Ge: "..."

Before he could speak, Li Zhimeng snatched the phone away and shouted into the phone: "What cheating? It's me. Can't you even recognize my voice?"

"...Zhiwei?"

Zhou Liu pondered for two seconds, seeming to have thought of something, and his tone became even more shocked, "It's actually you? You and Wang Ge actually... No wonder his girlfriend went to find you, she was there to catch someone raped!"

Wang Ge:?

Li Zhimeng:?

"What kind of brain circuit do you have?"

Li Zhimeng complained and told Zhou Liu the whole story.

Zhou Liu then breathed a sigh of relief, "I was shocked. I thought you two went together."

"What do you mean, it's so ugly to talk. Am I that hungry?"

Wang Ge complained.

"What? Are you hungry and don't choose what to eat?"

When Li Zhimeng heard this, his almond-shaped eyes widened. He raised his fist and punched Wang Ge. "Thank you for helping me cover for you, but you actually said that to me. Damn it!"

It was soft and didn't hurt at all, far worse than Yan Bao's fist.

Well, not happy.

"Ha ha."

Wang Ge murmured in his heart, laughed, took back his cell phone, and continued to complain to Zhou Liu, "Besides, I really cheated on you. You damn bathhouse owner, what qualifications do you have to condemn me?"

"Hey, my dad runs the bathing center, so it has nothing to do with me."

"What's the difference? Anyway, sooner or later it will be yours."

"Give it to you."

There is a large airway around.

"...You want to ruin my reputation, right? I know you don't have good intentions."

Wang Ge cursed, "Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, I'll give up."

"Okay, let's come out and play when you have time. Our brothers haven't been out together for a long time."

"okok."

After hanging up the phone, Wang Ge opened VX again and saw the message Gu Panyan sent him two minutes ago, almost just after she walked out of the ward:

"See you at the gym."

Looking at these three words, Wang Ge's expression was slightly distorted.

I'm going to get beaten again... Damn, I never expected that even though my fighting skills have been upgraded to level four, I still can't escape the fate of being beaten.

Is there any way... Wang Ge thought for a few seconds, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

I then returned to the chat box, opened the chat interface with Chen Yanxi, and typed: "Xixi, can you put some medicine in Gu Panyan's food later?"

After waiting for about a minute, Chen Yanxi sent a question mark.

Wang Ge typed and complained: "She is going to the gym to beat me up in the afternoon. Xixi, you know me. I have never been a person who sits and waits for death."

"...So, you decided to strike first?"

Chen Yanxi asked.

"That's right, you are worthy of being my dear Xixi, you really understand me."

Wang Ge sent a thumbs-up emoticon, "You don't need to give her any strong medicine, just sleeping pills or laxatives."

Chen Yanxi: "..."

"Find a way to give her medicine."

She replied, "I don't have any other medicine at home except cold medicine."

"...Okay."

Just when Wang Ge sighed and was about to accept his fate, Chen Yanxi suddenly changed the subject, "However, I can use incompatible ingredients to make a meal that will cause her food poisoning, which should make her weak for a few days. Is that okay?"

Can it be like this?

Wang Ge decisively replied: "No, no, no, I just found a reason to chat with you, don't take it seriously."

It's just a beating, Yanbao will definitely not have the heart to hit hard.

Chen Yanxi, who was feeding the snake over there, saw this message, pursed his lips, and replied: "I'm kidding too."

PS: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to everyone~