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"Brother, what do you think is the meaning of life?"

Wang Ge had just said goodbye to Yan Bao and returned to the dormitory. After washing up, he lay on the bed and looked at the message sent by his brother. He fell into deep thought.

What's going on?

Emo?

It's not even twelve o'clock yet.

He thought for a moment, then turned to ask his roommate Zhang Yongwen who was playing Landlord: "Brother Wen, what do you think is the meaning of life?"

"I don't know, who cares what the meaning is, just live comfortably."

Zhang Yongwen said casually, and then asked in confusion, "What's the matter, Brother Wang? Why do you suddenly ask this? Did you break up with your girlfriend?"

Wang Ge conveyed Zhang Yongwen's words to his brother verbatim, and then read out his brother's reply: "Your teacher Jiang doesn't let me drink Sprite, I'm very sad."

"... Teacher Jiang?"

Zhang Yongwen was stunned for a moment, "Who is it? What does he teach? Why is he so nosy?"

"Chinese language."

Wang Ge answered casually, and once again conveyed Zhang Yongwen's words to his brother verbatim. Wang Sheng was silent for two seconds and gave him a question mark.

"No, who are you? Are you really my brother?"

Zhang Yongwen was even more confused: "You are studying college Chinese now? I remember that our college doesn't teach it until the third year?"

"Uh... high school teacher."

Wang Ge continued to talk nonsense and make up stories, "She has become my sister-in-law. She likes to control me like before, not letting me do this or that. It's so annoying."

"Sister-in-law?"

Zhang Yongwen's tone became a little weird.

"Get lost."

Having lived together for more than a semester, Wang Ge knew Zhang Yongwen very well. He knew what he wanted to say by hearing his tone, and immediately scolded, "Don't make such dirty jokes."

"Hahaha."

Zhang Yongwen laughed twice and turned around to continue playing games.

He has this kind of personality. He likes to make such dirty jokes with the same sex, but he can't speak well in front of the opposite sex.

Wang Ge knew what kind of person Zhang Yongwen was, so he ignored him and continued to reply to his brother: "Isn't it just that I don't allow you to drink Sprite? What's the big deal? My girlfriend doesn't allow me to have two relationships at the same time."

"...Isn't it reasonable to not allow you to have two relationships at the same time?"

"Then isn't it reasonable to not allow you to drink Sprite? I remember reading somewhere that drinking too much carbonated drinks seems to affect fertility or something."

"It doesn't matter. Anyway, we don't plan to have children."

Wang Sheng said indifferently.

"Then drink secretly, don't let her find out."

Wang Ge replied seriously, "I was also secretly cheating on two girls before."

"Before?"

"Now I've been caught cheating, and I'm forced to do it openly."

Wang Sheng: "..."

He asked tentatively, "Are you okay now, brother? Are you missing any limbs or anything?"

"It's fine now."

Wang Ge replied, "But tomorrow I'm not sure."

"What's going on tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow she's taking me to the boxing gym."

"Boxing gym? What for?"

"...Anyway it can't be a date."

Wang Sheng seemed to have no idea what to say, and after a while, he replied "6".

"It's just a beating, no, I've been beaten every day recently, I'm almost used to it."

"Being beaten is okay."

Wang Sheng said, "I thought, with Gu Panyan's personality, she would skin you alive, then put your skin on a doll, and then stick your headshot on the doll's face, and finally spend the rest of her life with the doll."

"Don't talk nonsense, my Yanbao is not that cruel."

Wang Ge immediately retorted, "Skinning alive is too much, she will at least leave me a whole body."

"Well, it's indeed a bit cruel. In that case, she will have to spend the rest of her life in prison, even if my parents and I understand And forgive her behavior is not good. "

Wang Sheng thought for a moment, and said seriously, "So, it's better to take a boat and hold your head and leave the country."

"Impossible, absolutely impossible."

Wang Ge still refuted, "Compared to holding my head, it's better to make my body into a specimen directly."

"Damn, it's you, brother, why didn't I think of making a specimen..."

"Because you are stupid."

"..."

In this way, the two brothers had a fierce discussion on the two topics of "Gu Panyan's cruelty" and "Wang Ge's death."

After the discussion, Wang Sheng suddenly asked again: "By the way, brother, I heard that your other girlfriend who didn't take the college entrance examination became a professor in your school? How did she become a professor?"

"Just a visiting professor, without real power, and in terms of status, she is not as good as an ordinary lecturer." Wang Ge explained.

"Oh, that part-time professor, right?" Wang Sheng suddenly realized, and wondered, "It's not easy to be a part-time professor, right? I wanted to take a part-time job, but they didn't want me."

You are nothing, you can't even pass the postgraduate entrance examination, why would they want you... Wang Ge muttered in his heart, but asked, "Which university is it, so disrespectful?"

"I forgot, it seems to be a 985." Wang Sheng said, "After all, I am the eldest son of the Wang family, and I represent the face of our Wang family when I go out. Even if I am a part-time worker, I can't find a bad one, right?"

985, it's better to let dad go... Wang Ge was silent for two seconds and said, "You really don't have the slightest bit of self-awareness."

"Thank you for the compliment. Teacher Jiang often praises me like this too."

After saying this, Wang Sheng added: "By the way, I went to the comic exhibition today and took a lot of photos of beautiful cosplayers. Do you want to see them?"

Wang Sheng himself is not a two-dimensional enthusiast, but he likes to go to comic exhibitions.

Not only could he see a lot of beautiful cosplay girls, but more importantly, most comic exhibitions would have dancing, and he just went there to watch the dancing.

Capital dance enthusiast.

"Have a look, you must see it."

Wang Ge said decisively.

Who doesn’t like to watch pretty ladies? It’s in vain if you don’t watch.

A few seconds later, Wang Sheng sent a series of photos, all of which were young ladies wearing beautiful cosplay costumes.

Wang Ge immediately started to appreciate it with relish.

"Well, it looks good."

"This one looks good too."

"Although not as good as Xixi and Yanbao..."

"Oh, this is so sexy!"

After flipping through it casually, Wang Ge suddenly saw a photo that stood out among the many beautiful cosplay costumes.

In the photo, this person is wearing a green frog doll costume, holding a frog hood in his arms, showing his cute and beautiful face, with a pair of big almond eyes bent into a crescent shape, facing the camera.

In terms of appearance, she is better than other cosplayers, but...who is wearing a frog costume to a comic show?

Still green.

Points will be deducted, points must be deducted!

Seeing this familiar and beautiful face, Wang Ge subconsciously discredited it in his heart.