Chapter 186 My...uh, buttocks

"What are you talking about? I want to see my lawyer!"

Wang Ge shouted loudly.

Gu Panyan carried him and said angrily, "It's raining so hard and if you don't say anything, no one will recognize you."

"Even if no one recognizes me, I will die easily."

Wang Ge chirped and said, "When the time comes, they will take a picture of me and send it to the school's confession wall. Who knows what my family is talking about? I met a man with a lower head and let a delicate and frail girl hold him in his arms on a rainy day." When he leaves, the girls’ shoes are soaked through, but this scumbag is still indifferent...

Maybe some unscrupulous media and marketing accounts will make a video of us and post it online in order to get traffic, thereby provoking antagonism between men and women. Then we will be sinners! "

"There are so many videos provoking gender antagonism, and ours is one of them."

Gu Panyan said indifferently.

"But if this happens, I will definitely be scolded. I have a glassy heart and I can't stand it."

"You've been scolded by me a lot of times, haven't you?"

"Being scolded by you is different from being scolded by others!"

Wang Ge's lyrics are eloquent.

"What's different?"

"I get angry and sad when others scold me, but I get excited when you scold me..."

What a perverted statement... Gu Panyan slapped his butt angrily: "Shut up."

Wang Ge said "Oh" and was silent for two seconds, then suddenly asked: "How does it feel?"

Gu Panyan didn't understand for a moment: "What does it feel like?"

"My... uh, pert butt."

Gu Panyan:?

She sneered, "Why, did you put silicone in it?"

After saying that, she stretched out her hand and rubbed Wang Ge's butt hard twice. She gave a 'tsk' sound and said with disdain: "It doesn't feel that good either. Please put more stuff in next time."

"hiss……"

Wang Ge took a breath of air, opened his mouth and shouted, "You are a gangster, come and see, help me, someone is robbing a good family woman."

Gu Panyanli didn't even bother to pay attention to him.

There were not many people in the heavy rain, and even those who were there were in a hurry, thinking of going back to the dormitory quickly. When they heard his shouting, they would look at him twice at most, and no one would meddle in his business.

Wang Ge thought for two seconds, then changed his lines and shouted: "Shocking! The beauty of the Department of Psychology and the grassroots of Changchuan University did such a thing in the heavy rain!"

Gu Panyan: "..."

"You can't even be rated as the school's leader. Where did this title of school leader come from?"

"I named myself." Wang Ge said matter-of-factly.

Changchuan University did not select any school beauties, but it selected special flowers and special grass on the public account. Gu Panyan was too lazy to participate in such boring selection activities, but Wang Ge was very interested in it. He enthusiastically signed up for her.

Then, naturally, she easily won the honorary title of Department Flower with a huge advantage in votes.

Some people even rated Gu Panyan as the campus beauty in private, thinking that the beauties in other departments were not as good-looking as her, but this was done in private after all, so naturally it did not count.

Since Wang Ge didn't go to class all year round, the judges didn't even realize that there was someone like Wang Ge in the School of Economics and Management. He himself was busy with things in the company and forgot to sign up, so he didn't even have a chance to be judged.

Of course, with his looks, if he participates in the selection, it will be easy to get a grass tie.

"Be honest and hold your umbrella properly. If you talk nonsense again, I will throw you out."

Gu Panyan felt bad.

"……oh."

Wang Ge calmed down.

After a few seconds, he asked again: "Yanbao, are you tired?"

"Tired, so exhausted."

Gu Panyan said casually.

She walked steadily, without taking a breath, and she looked very relaxed.

So Wang Ge didn't believe it at all and stretched out his hand to pinch her arm, "How can you have so much strength with such thin arms and legs?"

Before Gu Panyan could answer, he said to himself: "No, it's not that you are strong, it's that I am thinner and have a good figure. Well, you are worthy of me."

Gu Panyan was too lazy to pay attention to him.

Wang Ge stopped messing around, stretched out his hand to play with Gu Panyan's long and shiny hair, and hummed casually: "Even if the heavy rain turns the whole city upside down, I will hold you in my arms~"

But after singing only one sentence, he seemed to remember something and stopped.

"Why don't you sing?"

Gu Panyan asked.

"Forgot the words."

Wang Ge said with some embarrassment.

In fact, I didn’t forget the words.

Just because he suddenly remembered that he sang this song to Chen Yanxi a few days ago.

So he changed his song and sang:

"The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves that hide from the rain with you~"

Gu Panyan's steps were not slow. Wang Ge only sang two songs and had already arrived at the dormitory building.

Downstairs in the men's dormitory, several boys who had just walked back in the heavy rain looked at Gu Panyan, who was carrying Wang Ge and gradually approaching the dormitory building, with shocked expressions.

It is relatively common for a man to carry a woman on his back, or a man to carry a woman, but a woman carrying a man... they have never seen this kind of situation.

In particular, Gu Panyan has a naturally charming and beautiful face, and her figure is not strong, but rather slender, which makes it even more explosive.

How should I put it, I was both surprised and envious.

And when they noticed Gu Panyan's shoes and socks that were completely soaked, their inner envy and jealousy were beyond words.

I can only scold Wang Ge angrily in my heart: He really deserves to die!

——They didn’t notice that Wang Ge’s shoes and socks were also wet.

Wang Ge didn't care about other people's gazes. After Gu Panyan put him down, he handed the umbrella to Gu Panyan and helped her tidy up her hair.

Just now, he had been grabbing Gu Panyan's hair and rubbing it. The originally neat and beautiful hair was messed up by him. Now he wanted to remedy it.

"Okay, stop it. It's getting messier and messier."

Gu Panyan rolled her eyes at him with disdain and shook her head slightly to get her hair out of Wang Ge's clutches.

Wang Ge had no experience in this area, and it was indeed getting messier and messier.

He took his hand back and scratched his head a little embarrassedly.

"Go back, I'm leaving."

Gu Panyan didn't say anything more, turned around, opened the umbrella, and stepped into the rain again.

"Bye, Yanbao."

The girl held the umbrella and kept walking, just waving her hand.

As she walked away, the rain made her back blurry.

Wang Ge turned and entered the dormitory building, walked into the elevator, and the boy next to him in the elevator asked curiously: "Hey, buddy, where did you find your girlfriend? Where is she from?"

He was really envious and wanted to find a girlfriend like this.

Wang Ge blinked and started talking nonsense again: "Don't ask me, I don't know."

"Brother, don't tease me, your girlfriend, you don't know?"

"I really don't know."

Wang Ge spread his hands, "I have a serious split personality, she is my attending doctor, that day, I only remember that I slept, and when I woke up, she was already my girlfriend."

The boy's face was full of question marks: "...Ah?"

The elevator arrived at the floor where Wang Ge's dormitory was located, he patted the buddy on the shoulder and said: "She is an angel sent by God to heal me. If you also want to meet your angel, I recommend you to stay in a mental hospital for a few days."

"Can you find such a good girlfriend by going to a mental hospital?" The boy murmured.

"That's right." Wang Ge nodded seriously. "When you become insane in the mental hospital, you can naturally imagine an angel-like girlfriend out of thin air."

Insane...imagining out of thin air...The boy finally realized that he was fooled, but at this time, Wang Ge had already left the elevator with a laugh.

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