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"The depreciation of the local currency will increase the country's exports and reduce the imports, so the trade balance with this country..."

Listening to Chen Yanxi's calm lecture voice, Wang Ge lay lazily on the table and turned to look at the pouring rain outside the window.

A winding bolt of lightning flashed out of the window, briefly filling the classroom with a touch of white.

The rumble of thunder followed.

Next to him, a Sha Diao classmate looked horrified: "Which fellow Taoist is going to survive the tribulation here!?"

Some people were amused by him, while others couldn't laugh after hearing such nonsense and complained:

"Oh, things really change today. It was light rain in the morning, but now it's turned into a thunderstorm."

"Damn it, how can I get back here? I didn't bring an umbrella."

"Fortunately I brought it."

"Damn it, didn't the weather forecast say that the rain will turn sunny today? How come..."

Chen Yanxi, who was giving a lecture, calmly turned his head and glanced out the window. There was heavy rain and thunder.

Her expression remained unchanged, as calm as ever, but she slightly raised the volume of her lecture.

Wang Ge lay on the table, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Gu Panyan: "Yanbao, it's thundering outside. I'm so scared."

Gu Panyan: "?"

"Actually, I have been afraid of thunder since I was a child. Whenever I hear thunder, I tremble and wish I could hide under the bed."

Wang Ge asked pitifully, "Yanbao, do you think I'm useless and useless?"

Gu Panyan said concisely and concisely: "Yes."

Wang Ge: "..."

He sent a series of "嘤嘤嘤" with his backhand.

Gu Panyan: "You must be sick."

Wang Ge: "I'm not sick, I'm scared."

Gu Panyan didn't believe it at all: "How come I didn't see you scared when there was thunder in the past?"

"Just hold on." Wang Ge said nonsense, "After all, I am a man with strong self-esteem. I don't want you to think that I am timid and useless."

"Why can't you hold on now?"

"You can't survive without me."

After sending this sentence, another bolt of lightning happened to flash outside, and Wang Ge pretended to send a voice message: "Woo, what a big lightning, Yan Bao, I'm so scared."

Of course, the voice is very low, after all, the class is still in session.

"Plug your ears if you're afraid." Gu Panyan said unhappily.

Wang Ge retorted: "Fear comes from the heart, and the problem cannot be solved by plugging the ears."

"Then I'll rip out your heart."

"...I'll die if you dig it out!"

"Then what do you think we should do?"

"Fly up and scatter the dark clouds."

Gu Panyan: "???"

"Or you don't need to fly up. You can directly invite the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Namo Gatling Bodhisattva to shoot at the dark clouds, shooting out 800 holes in the dark clouds. It will definitely not dare to thunder and scare me!"

Wang Ge said excitedly, "Emperor Gu Tian, ​​for the sake of your dear boyfriend, show your fierce fangs to the world!"

"...Don't go crazy here."

"oh."

Wang Ge calmed down.

Within a few seconds, Gu Panyan sent another message asking: "Did you bring an umbrella?"

Wang Ge answered honestly: "I didn't bring it."

It wasn't raining heavily when he came here in the morning. He thought it would stop raining soon, so he didn't bring an umbrella.

Who knew that just a few raindrops could turn into such a huge thunderstorm.

This story tells us that for thirty years in the west of Hexi and thirty years in the east of Hedong, don’t let the rain drop...

"Wait until I pick you up." Gu Panyan said.

Wang Ge raised his head and glanced at Chen Yanxi on the podium. He thought about it for a while. Gu Panyan was in class in another teaching building. It would take a lot of time to come over. By the time she came over, Chen Yanxi should have left long ago. Accidents should not happen.

So he responded: "Okay."

After finishing his chat with Gu Panyan, he yawned.

Yesterday was the weekend. During the day, he and Xixi went to Mao Cafe to teach students, and at night he and Yanbao went out to spend the night.

Because Yanbao was on her period, the two of them hadn't spent the night together for a long time, so they inevitably stayed up very late.

Early this morning, Gu Panyan asked him to go for a morning jog again. Lack of sleep made him a little sleepy now.

Xixi probably wouldn't mind me taking a nap in her class... Although I didn't get enough sleep because of Yanbao... With a little guilt in his heart, he lay on the table and fell asleep.

I don’t know why, but it seems to be particularly easy to dream when I sleep in class.

He dreamed that he was fighting a huge dark cloud monster. The dark cloud monster spewed lightning. He held a big sword to split it open, but he did not expect that the sword actually conducted electricity. His hair stood up from the electricity, and his face was dark, scorched on the outside and tender on the inside. , exuding an alluring fragrance...

The dark cloud monster smelled the fragrance, and its saliva flowed out, and the saliva fell into the world and turned into a downpour...

Immediately, the dark cloud monster picked up the chopsticks and held them towards Wang Ge, as if he wanted to have a feast. Wang Ge wanted to escape, but in the lower right corner of his field of vision, he saw that he was in a state of paralysis and could not move at all...

It seems that the only last resort is available.

He took a deep breath and showed determination.

Then, he opened his mouth and shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Yanbao, save me!"

The next second, he smelled the familiar fragrance of shampoo that can inhibit hair loss in his nostrils. The voice of the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Namo Gatling Bodhisattva suddenly sounded in the dark world shrouded by dark clouds, and the dark clouds were shot out eight hundred times. hole.

The sun shone through the hole, and the dark cloud monster covered his scarred body in fear, almost collapsing.

"Everything has cracks."

At this time, a calm, indifferent, and divine female voice sounded in the sky, "This is where the light comes in."

The dark cloud monster was soothed by the voice and gradually calmed down. Wang Ge was also soothed, and his state of mind was like an old monk in meditation, with no waves in the ancient well.

But Gu Panyan became more and more irritable, carrying the Gatling gun and was about to shoot at the sky. Seeing this, Wang Ge hurriedly stopped her, smelling the familiar scent of shampoo that inhibits hair loss from her body, and tried to persuade her earnestly, but Gu Panyan turned the muzzle of the Gatling gun directly, pulled the trigger and was about to wash his face with a 5.56mm bullet.

Wang Ge was awakened instantly, opened his eyes and saw the classmates in front of him, and Chen Yanxi who was teaching as usual, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it was a dream - wait...

He sniffed the air and whispered in confusion, "Strange."

A voice came from the side, "What's strange?"

"I'm awake, how can I still smell the smell of anti-hair loss shampoo..."

"What anti-hair loss shampoo smell?"

"It's on my girlfriend -"

Halfway through his words, he suddenly realized something, his body shook, and he turned his head stiffly to look.

Gu Panyan sat in the seat next to him, crossed her legs, and looked at him with a smile: "Are you awake, young master?"

"You still know I'm your girlfriend?"

PS: What should I do, my family, I'm going to fail the exam