Star Rail Simulation: The beginning will make Huang Quan regret for life

"Honey, how was my first tongue kiss?"

After half an hour, Ruan Mei pulled away from Cheng Yu's lips, pulling out a long string of saliva.

She was very satisfied with her first tongue kiss, and she didn't expect such a thing with the person she liked to be so pleasant.

She wanted to... go further!

Tongue kissing was so exciting, so the next thing would definitely make her fall again.

Looking at Cheng Yu lying on the ground with his eyes white, he must have been immersed in it, right?

"It hurts so much!"

Cheng Yu spit out his bitten tongue, and the bite mark was dripping with blood. The whole person seemed to have lost his soul and leaned against the wall.

Ruan Mei, who had no experience in love at all, was the most terrible thing about enjoying his tongue as a delicacy.

Ruan Mei was constantly attacking herself in the midst of love and joy, so he had no chance to complain.

If he complained a few more times, Ruan Mei might kiss him again until he was satisfied.

"Let's go, dear, we need to go one step further."

"Please leave your mark of love on my body!"

Cheng Yu, who was held up by the stun gun again, had to surrender.

He had to break the situation and could not succumb to Ruan Mei's tyranny and be led by Ruan Mei: "I can still resist, I still have a chance to turn the tables."

Walking on the road, there was a distance from the hotel, and Ruan Mei arranged the hotel schedule for thirty days later.

As long as Cheng Yu was not pregnant for one day, it would be impossible for him to get out of bed, just to prevent Cheng Yu from playing any tricks.

"What should I do?"

He thought of Kakawaqiu at the first time, who was also a powerful woman who could currently balance Ruan Mei.

But now it is estimated that he can't go back. As long as he has the idea of ​​​​running away, Ruan Mei can guarantee that he will faint on the spot.

So.

He thought of an alternative idea.

Looking at the police station hall, similar to the police station on Blue Star.

The distance is very close. If you go into the police station, even Ruan Mei can't mess around.

"We have to take a gamble!"

Cheng Yu gritted his teeth and made a decision.

However, Ruan Mei, who was holding his arm now, did not let him run away: "Ruan Mei, are you ready to have a baby?"

"Ruan Mei!"

He hugged Ruan Mei's delicate body and kissed her fiercely in a place with few people.

If you want to break the situation, you must do something.

"Cheng Yu, are you in such a hurry?"

Fortunately, there were not many people passing by, and Cheng Yu unscrupulously guided Ruan Mei to kiss correctly.

"So the tongue is not for eating, but for playing?"

In the midst of the chaos, Ruan Mei tried hard to learn Cheng Yu's tongue kissing technique.

Just when she was immersed in it, the electric shock gun in her hand fell to the ground, intoxicated by Cheng Yu's kissing skills.

"Good opportunity!"

This time, he only had one chance.

If it succeeded, it would be a good day, and if it failed, it would be Ruan Mei's pregnancy period.

He had a plan to make the thief cry out for help.

Send Ruan Mei to the police station to calm down first.

With a violent swing, he immediately ran to the police station and shouted for help: "Uncle police, save me! There is a female hooligan!"

Ruan Mei: "............."

She just stared at Cheng Yu entering the police station, and smiled with interest: "Dear, do you want to escape from me like this?"

"What's wrong, young man!"

The fat and thin policemen in the service hall looked at Cheng Yu in surprise.

Walking into the hall, Cheng Yu looked at Ruan Mei behind him and didn't follow: "Fortunately, she didn't follow."

After calming down, he thought of a countermeasure.

That is to use the power of the rule of law to lock Ruan Mei up and calm down.

He was so confused that he immediately reported the case: "There is a female hooligan who is biting me, please arrest her, she is behind me."

Then he spit out the pink little tongue with deep teeth marks: "Look, my tongue was bitten by her, this is the evidence."

"A new version of the case?" The fat policeman suddenly became interested.

This was also their first time to come across a case of rape by a female hooligan.

And seeing Cheng Yu's handsome face, the probability of being raped by a female hooligan was not ordinary.

Cheng Yu was stunned for a few seconds: "What version of the case?"

"No, no, you tell me."

The thin policeman interrupted immediately.

Cheng Yu held his breath. Ruan Mei had been too abnormal in the past two days. He had to let Ruan Mei calm down first.

First send Ruan Mei to the police station and lock her up for a few days, and then consider other things.

"I met a female hooligan on the way. She wanted to attack me. I fought hard and came here alive."

Every word was true, and it was his testimony of escaping from Ruan Mei with all his might.

"Female hooligan?"

The two policemen felt a little strange when they heard it.

It is not a pleasure to be humiliated by a girlDo you enjoy it?

Only girls suffer. If it is a good-looking girl, it means that your ancestors are praying for you.

"What are you looking for?"

Cheng Yu looked at the two people flipping through the law code and asked curiously.

"No, no, we are just looking for similar cases."

"Go on, we will try to listen."

The two policemen returned to their seats awkwardly.

Cheng Yu's case was so headline-breaking.

They speculated that it was probably an ugly woman or an old woman who severely humiliated the man in front of her.

If it were them, they would also call the police.

"What does she look like?"

The thin policeman asked proactively.

Cheng Yu: "Well, she is beautiful, at the level of a national goddess. Bah, bah, bah, it doesn't matter. She humiliated me, so lock her up first."

The two were speechless for a while. The female hooligan who attacked the target was actually delicious and they called the police.

They all wanted to call the police and send Cheng Yu to a mental hospital for electrotherapy.

You said she was a biochemical mother, and they were willing to help. It was ridiculous that they called the police without doing anything.

"What are you laughing at?"

Cheng Yu turned his head to see if Ruan Mei was chasing him, and heard the two policemen laughing crazily.

He looked back at them, and the two were as steady as old dogs and talked to Cheng Yu: "What's wrong, sir?"

"No, I just heard it wrong!"

Not seeing Ruan Mei, Cheng Yu felt a little relieved.

Puff——

The two policemen who were still trying not to laugh couldn't help laughing out loud.

Cheng Yu witnessed the two people's snickering with his own eyes, and said with a serious expression: "What are you laughing at again?"

Fat policeman: "No, no, I thought of something funny."

Cheng Yu: "What?"

Fat policeman: "My wife is pregnant!"

Cheng Yu: "Then what are you laughing at?"

Thin policeman: "I slept with his wife, and his wife's child is mine."

Cheng Yu: "........."

With a snap.

Cheng Yu slapped the table with anger: "I am serious, not joking!"

The two policemen nodded together, laughed for a long time, then changed to a serious expression, held their chins and said in a heavy tone: "Sir, we are policemen, please do not question our professionalism, unless you can't help laughing."

"Please tell us, what kind of woman would seduce you?"

While the three were talking seriously, Ruan Mei had already opened the door of the police station.

Immediately attracted the attention of all the police stations: "It's Ruan Mei, give me an autograph!"

As soon as she came up, she was surrounded by many policemen who rushed to take photos and autographs.

"It's her! Uncle police, it's her who wanted to catch me and seduce me in the hotel!"

Cheng Yu pointed at Ruan Mei in front of him.

I thought Cheng Yu had a sure win.

The next second, hundreds of police stations looked at Cheng Yu with ferocious eyes.

"What? Ruan Mei is the most perfect goddess and great pioneer on this planet, how could she seduce you?"

"That's right, Ruan Mei is the national goddess, how could she do such a thing."

"You are not bullying our goddess!"

"No, he has insulted the goddess's reputation, arrest him first."

Click--

A pair of silver bracelets were buckled on Cheng Yu's arm: "You are under arrest!"

Cheng Yu: "........?"

"What's going on? I was the one who called the police, how could I be the one arrested!"

He suddenly understood something.

Ruan Mei's status is the national goddess of the entire galaxy. He called the police to arrest her, as if... sending himself to a den of thieves.