Spoilers for Marvel Multiverse: Avengers Live Broadcast

[Facing the incomparable beauty in front of him, Rick comfortably put on a large size. 】

["Boom la la ......"]

[After washing his hands with the clear spring flowing next to him, Rick was smiling and about to leave refreshed.] 】

[But just then, Rick finds a dead branch next to the toilet that has been trampled on.] 】

【“！！！"】

[Rick's face immediately changed, and he quickly took out a scientific device and began to test the dead branch. 】

【“............ Damn!!"]

[A few seconds later, Rick's face is bruised, and he raises his head and lets out a roar.] 】

[With the simplest science in the universe, he has accurately judged that this dead branch was broken by someone!]

[This means that there are other people...... I used this sacred "ultimate toilet"!]

["Who the hell is it?!! you are so bold"]

[Feeling that the most sacred "place" in his mind was defiled, Rick was furious, opened the mechanism that had been set up here a long time ago, and entered the secret base underground. 】

[When Rick set up the "Ultimate" toilet on this planet, he also built a "toilet monitoring room" underground. 】

[Entering the monitoring room, Rick retrieves all the "poop" data and discovers that one of the "poops" does not belong to him. 】

["Hmm...... It's from a sandwich!"]

[Rick, who is a detective, traces down a fast food restaurant controlled by a gang. 】

[Rick first kidnaps hundreds of thousands of children of mob boss "The Fly", and then forces "it" to tell the origin of the sandwich.] 】

["I'm not kidding, you're really here to ask me...... A sandwich thing?"]

[Looking at the sandwich photo that Rick showed, "Boss Fly" almost couldn't believe his compound eyes:]

["You go ask our delivery robot, but now he's been drafted to fight a robot war. "】

[After getting the information, Rick's face was frosty, and he turned around and left:]

["Whoever dares to in my toilet, I must find him!"]

【“............"】

[Watching Rick walk away, the "Fly Boss" is still in shock.] 】

["? What kind of code are you talking about?"]

[The boss looked at the alien brother beside him seriously:]

["Hurry up and check for me, what is the code of ''!"]

[Next, in order to find the delivery robot, Rick single-handedly overturned the entire robot war! 】

[After spending so much effort, Rick finally found the enemy who secretly used his toilet.] 】

[This guy is just an ordinary alien employee. 】

[When Rick finds him, the alien appears calm. 】

[He claimed that he was ...... after his wife's death.] It's long since I was born to have no love, and I can only feel a glimmer of joy when I use Rick's toilet. 】

Now that Rick has found him, he can take his life. 】

[He only needs to look at the picture of his deceased wife.] You can die with peace of mind......]

【“............"】

[Look at the ...... in front of you] Poor worm who gave up his life because of the death of his wife, Rick's face stiffened, and his whole body was stunned. 】

[In the end, he still didn't kill the alien.] 】

[Back at the underground base under the toilet, Rick keeps pouring wine into his mouth, seeming to ...... This method can relieve the depression in his heart. 】

[At this moment, the siren went off!]

[It turns out that someone is using his baby toilet again!]

["Damn! is there any mistake?"]

[Extremely angry, Rick sits in his special Super Rick robot, ready to bombard the incoming people to scum!]

[As soon as he went out, he found that he was sitting on that ultimate toilet...... It's that alien again!]

"Are you looking for death? "】

[Rick's furious voice spread for miles around, shaking the woods to the ground!]

[In the face of the huge giant in front of him, the alien on the toilet bowl behaved calmly:]

["You build a toilet in this place, and you just want to run a piece of ...... Your own little world. "】

"I lost my wife, that's why I seek solace here, and you...... You must have lost what is so important to you!"

【“............"】

[Listening to the alien's words that hit the depths of his heart, Rick Robot was silent, as if it had been poked in the sore spot.] 】

[Next, the robot suddenly took off its clothes and sat on it!]

["Wow!"]

[Seeing that he was about to be sat into meat sauce by the robot, the alien let out a desperate scream!]

[And in the next moment, this alien actually entered some kind of "toilet paradise"!]

[Here, he even met his dead wife.] 】

["Woo poof!"]

[The next second, the alien falls out of a bag filled with liquid.] 】

[It turned out that the "toilet paradise" he experienced just now was completely a hallucination caused by Rick's drugs. 】

["Listen, you get out of here now!"]

[Rick takes out the portal gun and opens a portal in front of the aliens.] 】

["Next time you touch my toilet, I'll leave you dead without a body."] "】

["Oh?"

[Looking at the people around him, sleeping in the liquid bag, a smile suddenly appeared on the alien's face: "This...... It's someone you don't want to kill, and you don't want them to come into your life. "】

["You!!"]

[Rick's brow shuddered without a trace.] 】

["Hehe......"]

[The alien laughs: "You need a friend.] "】

["I have tens of thousands of friends who are cooler than you!"] Rick replied coldly. 】

"We'll meet again."] "】

[With a peaceful smile on the alien's face, he jumped into that portal :]

"At that time, we will be friends. "】

[Rick gritted his teeth and said angrily. 】

["Get out! I'll kill you then!"]

[After letting go of this strange alien, a thought suddenly popped into Rick's mind. 】

["Since this guy is not dead, he will definitely come to use my toilet again!"]

[My heart is full of unwillingness, Rick simply set up a large number of traps on the toilet, ready to give this alien a look!]

[In order to make this mechanism play a "role" as soon as possible, Rick even prepared a special ...... The snacks that can be "squirted" by the aliens were also specially delivered to the company where the aliens worked!]

[But as soon as he entered the company, Rick learned from the front desk girl that the strange alien died due to an accident!]

[It turns out that after getting acquainted with Rick, because of the pain of losing his wife, he became a lifeless alien...... It seems that the demons have also been solved. 】

[He quit his job and was ready to enjoy life. 】

[But in the process...... But he hit Mount Everest in the universe!

["No!!"]

[Hearing this nonsensical "horror news", Rick's face changed. 】

And seeing this, the chat group is also lively.

Tian Xiaoban: Oh my God, what the hell is this? It's and toilet again, it's disgusting!╥_╥

Wolverine: Poor guy......

King Ada: yes, I don't know who Rick lost, and it hit him so hard.

Wolverine: Like...... It was his wife and daughter, but the old man refused to admit it.

King Ida: The older a man gets, the more he wants to save face, and that's no wonder......

Tian Xiaoban: Ah, what are you talking about, why can't I understand?(⊙o⊙)

Jerome Valeska: It's ironic that the alien got to know Rick so he had the motivation to live, and it turned out to be ...... Instead, he died!

Jerome Valeska: If he had continued to sit in the office, he would still be alive!

Ganata, Daughter of the Star Swallowers: That's the magic of fate.

Starlight: What the hell is this! It's cruel...... ╥﹏╥

Ghost Rider: What a troublesome fellow!

Ghost Rider: If he really cares that much...... When someone else uses their own toilet, why don't they install a wall next to it or get a monitor?

Bruce Banner: Who knows, maybe he just likes that all-natural feeling.

Bruce Banner: And he seems to really think of the alien as a friend, which is why he did that.

Wanda Maximov: This old man is so tsundere, even more outrageous than us girls.

Bruce Wayne: This Rick's mental problem, it's so serious. Feel...... He could collapse or self-destruct at any moment!

Bruce Wayne: With the super technology he has at his disposal, if he decides to self-destruct, it can cause unimaginable damage!

Morty: Rick, is he really that painful?

Morty: Even the joy of living...... All that's left is a toilet?

After speaking, Morty involuntarily turned around and looked at Rick beside him......

“？？？"

He didn't see anything.

It turned out that Rick had gotten up and left at some point.

Seem...... He didn't want to face Morty's questioning in this state!

PS: There's another chapter in a minute.