Special Forces: Start to Compete For Satellites

“Then what are you kid doing with this thing?” The major general directly asked the fatal question, since your kid said that he is not a psychopath, then you explain to me why there is a lipstick in your hand.

“This… I…” The paratrooper suddenly choked up, this one seems… Probably… Maybe he really can’t explain it, if he directly says that this thing is used to cut the throat, then it is not exposed, but if it is not said that it is used to cut the throat, then he is a big man, here with a lipstick can do, as if there is no other option except to use it himself, all around are men…

“How about it, you kid can’t explain it, you little young people, remember what I just said, quickly destroy this thing for me after I go back…” The major general said and suddenly paused, looked at the paratrooper with some suspicion, and then continued: “I see that you are very familiar, what is your boy’s name, I want to think ah…”

There are tens of thousands of people in the entire Eagle Division, even if it is only a division headquarters, there are nearly a thousand people, he naturally can’t call everyone by name, and even many faces he may not remember, especially some superior soldiers and privates, so many come and go every year, but this face of the paratrooper is different, he really feels very familiar, as if there is something that makes him remember very deeply.

Hearing the words of the division commander, the paratroopers froze, and then frantically glanced at Lin Bei and the others around him, “Quick, buddy, I’m going to be exposed, quickly solve our division commander.” ”

“Didn’t you say that you were going to cut your division’s throat, now the opportunity has come, go on!” Hadron replied directly with his eyes.

“Come on, ostrich, I’m sure you can.” Xiao Zhuang blinked his eyes twice and nodded gently.

“The time has come to prove you, don’t provoke, get him!” The old cannon quietly waved his fist and made a cheering gesture.

“Young man, I am optimistic about you!” Lin Bei gave a thumbs up to the paratroopers, and then quietly watched the play.

This goods did not swear before, they would cut the neck of their division commander, now it’s okay, the cow blown out, sooner or later it will have to be returned, and now they are waiting one by one to watch the paratroopers’ performance!

“……”

Seeing everyone’s indifferent look, the paratrooper couldn’t help but twitch wildly at the corner of his mouth.

These miscreants!

Just wait to see the jokes one by one!

For the thoughts of Lin Bei and the others, how could he not know, if he cut off the neck of their division commander, then naturally everything would be fine, his paratrooper was still the most popular man in the lone wolf B group, that is… This leg may not be very safe in the future…

And the other option, to admit it, do not cut off the neck of their division commander, so that the legs should be barely saved, so that they will not be lame, but then they will have to pretend to be grandchildren for a while, after all, this cow that has just been blown out, in a blink of an eye, it will be slapped in the face, these bastards do not laugh at him for three or five weeks, and they will definitely not get by.

Is it to save face? Or legs?

What a tough decision!

Just when the paratrooper was deep in thought, the major general’s eyes suddenly lit up, he finally remembered the name of this kid, and immediately said excitedly: “Deng Zhenhua! Your boy is Deng Zhenhua, I just said that you are very familiar! ”

“Division… Commander, do you still know me? The paratrooper forced a smile, this time after the calf, the division commander actually recognized him, after this he can return to the old troops…

“I know, why don’t I know, even if I don’t know anyone in the whole division, I can’t help but know you kid, you are a famous person in our airborne troops, I remember once, the whole division parachuted into a big competition, you kid jumped and jumped directly into the women’s toilet of the school, and happened to be hit squarely!”

Then you kid will talk nonsense to people, saying that you are a paratrooper, an eagle in the sky, the most heroic warrior, and stunned those female students, it is said that when the car went to pick you up, you signed autographs for those female students!

I’m so impressed by this matter, but you opened our eagle division… Oh no, it should be the first column of the entire Airborne Forces, parachute and jump into the women’s toilet, you kid can really do it! ”

“What, ostrich, you still have such a glorious deed, why haven’t I heard you say it!” As soon as the hygienist heard this, his eyes lit up, and he parachuted into the school girls’ bathroom, which is not another reason to laugh at silly ostriches.

“Roll, say what, stay and go.” The paratrooper pushed the hygienist away, what kind of joke, such a humiliating thing, how could he say it, this is not to block himself, he is not stupid.

But after the division commander said this, he did recall that there was such a thing, it was a semi-open-air old-fashioned women’s toilet, vaguely remembering that the wind was very strong that day, he was blown away from the original trajectory while jumping, and when he reacted that the landing place was the school women’s toilet, it was too late…

Heaven and earth conscience, the point of his plan is the open space next to the toilet, and the devil knows how to get into that broken shell.

It was the end of class, and the toilet was naturally overcrowded, and then… Then there was no then, he fell from the sky and instantly caused the chicken flying dog to jump, the scream, almost deafened his ears, he closed his eyes for the first time, and when he opened his eyes again, he had already become a prisoner with honor!

Countless female students surrounded him, and some people shouted to report to the teacher, not to mention how embarrassing the scene was, fortunately, his brain turned fast, plus his mouth slipped again, and the group of little fart children were stunned, otherwise it is estimated that before the troops’ car came to pick him up, he would have to be peeled off first.

Of course, this is actually just a small scene, he paratroopers have grown so big, what kind of winds and waves have never seen, I remember once because of curiosity, he tried to go to the female soldiers’ dormitory at night, and then… Alas…… Forget it, don’t say it, it’s all tears of sadness!

“By the way, didn’t you kid go to participate in the selection of the army’s special forces? How could it be here, I remember you seem to have passed…”

Wait a minute…… Passed!!

The major general’s pupils were immediately dilated, and he subconsciously wanted to call, but at this moment, a coolness suddenly came from his neck.

“Master, you were cut by me, and now you are a dead man!” The paratrooper flashed the lipstick in his hand, if he could, he didn’t want to cut the throat of the division commander with his own hands, but the division commander knew too much, if he didn’t cut it, he couldn’t do it…

Cut throat?

The major general reached out and touched his neck, put his finger in front of his eyes, dotted the bright red mark, and immediately stretched out his finger to point at the paratrooper: “You are a little …”

Shout!

At this moment, a breaking wind sounded behind him, and a camouflage cloth quickly covered his mouth and nose.