Spear Teacher

Because of Qi Yu's ambiguous invitation, the audience in the live broadcast room was completely confused:

[What's going on? Aren't these two people killing each other? Why is Mr. Qi so kind to invite Jiang Qiyu to dinner? ]

[Was it poisoned? ]

[No, it's reasonable to suspect that it was laxatives. ]

[This explanation is reasonable, Teacher Changmao is leaving food for the mouth!!! ]

[Could it be that Brother Slap has changed his mind? Want to reconcile with Teacher Changmao? My long ears have returned for a limited time? ]

[The possibility of the previous one is almost zero. Don't forget how they were trying to kill each other before! ]

[......]

And Jiang Mian, who was assigned to the same group with Qi Yu, was reluctant in his heart, but it was difficult for him to say anything in front of the camera.

She just smiled lightly and said to Jiang Qiyu in a hostess manner:

"Qiyu, you're welcome. Brother Yu cooked so many dishes. It would be a waste if we two couldn't finish them."

[This gesture of claiming sovereignty is......]

[Hiss... I smell gunpowder. ]

[What nonsense are you talking about? Our Mianmian is kind-hearted. Why is she misinterpreted for inviting people to dinner? ]

Jiang Qiyu, who is not good at thinking, naturally couldn't see her attitude. She took Fang Xubai to wash his hands and rushed over happily.

After putting the chair away, she didn't forget to grin at Jiang Mian:

"Don't worry, I'm not polite."

After saying that, she sat down, picked up the chopsticks and began to show her impoliteness.

Good guy, that was really impolite.

Not only was she impolite, Fang Xubai was also impolite.

Let alone the worldly ways, the two of them together couldn't even make up a complete heart.

While eating, the two of them did not forget to praise Qi Yu.

Fang Xubai: "Well... Brother Qi, you are so virtuous!"

Jiang Qiyu: "Others have brother-type boyfriends or father-type boyfriends, but you are mother-type boyfriends!"

Fang Xubai looked excited: "What type am I?"

Jiang Qiyu: "You are a weapon type."

"Ah?"

"Sword."

"......"

Qi Yu almost broke the chopsticks in his hand:

"Don't force me to slap you while eating."

Just as he was angry, suddenly a white hand put beef in the bowl in front of him with a public chopstick.

Qi Yu looked up and met a pair of bright eyes.

Jiang Qiyu smiled and said, "This is delicious, you try it."

"......"

Looking at the pair of bright eyes, his anger disappeared instantly.

The ridiculous conversation at the dinner table naturally caused a burst of laughter from the audience in the live broadcast room.

[Hahahahahaha, Baimao, you guys praised me very well. Listen to me, don't do that next time.]

[What's with this strong family atmosphere?]

[Except that Jiang Mian couldn't get a word in, the three of them really look like a family.]

[Brother Er Guang is like the mother, Teacher Changmao is the father, and Baibai is their silly son.]

[Don't go in front. The way our family gets along at the dinner table is exactly the same as the roles you mentioned.]

[......]

Just as Jiang Qiyu was eating hard and seriously, Niu Jianjun suddenly called out from behind:

"Da Huang, don't run around!"

Then, she felt something rubbing against her calf.

Looking down, she saw that the Chinese rural dog that had just followed Niu Jianjun in the Baga car had rubbed under the table at some point.

At this time, it was grinning and wagging its tail enthusiastically as it looked at her.

The dog named Da Huang saw that the human made eye contact with him, and his tail was almost shaking like a propeller. He licked the dog's face and wanted to come up to him to beg for food and drink.

Seeing this, Jiang Qiyu picked up some non-spicy meat and put it in front of him:

"I'll give you a little bit."

"Woof woof!"

Da Huang was even happier and rushed up to eat up all the beef.

After eating the meat, he realized that the human in front of him was easy-going, so he wanted to rush up to get close to her.

But Jiang Qiyu didn't indulge him at all, and waved his hand firmly at Da Huang, who was full of expectations:

"Go away, go away."

Da Huang seemed to understand her refusal, his tail slowly dropped, and he turned around with a disappointed face and was about to leave.

"Wait."

At this moment, Jiang Mian, who had been eating silently, suddenly spoke.

She smiled sweetly, holding a plastic box full of meat, bent down slightly, and gently called Da Huang:

"Come, dog, come to your sister."

Da Huang naturally regained his energy when he saw this, shaking his head and leaning over.

"Hey! Don't..."

Jiang Qiyu wanted to speak, but saw Jiang Mian holding the box and smiling at her:

"Actually, XiaoDogs have simple thoughts, they just want to eat, but they don't know that you will be scared if they are too enthusiastic. "

After saying that, she touched Da Huang's head affectionately, and let it lick her palm enthusiastically.

"Actually, Qi Yu, you don't have to be afraid, these dogs raised at home generally won't attack people casually."

After playing with Da Huang for a while, she gently placed the food box at Da Huang's feet, and looked up at Jiang Qi Yu, who had a bad expression, and smiled gently:

"Qi Yu, you have never raised a dog, right? I like small animals very much. If I wasn't too busy with work, I really want to raise a puppy of my own. "

The words had a faint smell of tea, but her smile was peaceful, as if she was just unintentional.

When the camera saw this scene, Jiang Mian's fans in the live broadcast room collectively climaxed:

[Ahhh my Mian Mian is so loving, I like puppies too!]

[Puppies teach everyone to stand up!]

[Our Mian Mian is still kind and beautiful, unlike some people who pretend to feed dogs but actually despise them in their hearts.]

[Drag down, right? You can see that others despise them again?]

[Humph, when you meet a small animal, its character will naturally be judged. Those with eyes will see for themselves. No matter how good you pretend, you will be exposed in the live broadcast.]

[......]

The barrage was noisy, but it did not affect Jiang Qiyu's increasingly weird expression at all.

She stopped picking rice and was about to say something, but she heard Niu Jianjun's slightly apologetic voice behind her approaching:

"I'm really sorry, I usually let it run around in the pasture, and I don't leash it. Just now, it ran over without being watched. "

Prince Niu Niu didn't hold his idol just now. He squatted behind the camera and took a 360-degree photo of Jiang Qiyu with his mobile phone. He was about to go back and post on Weibo. He accidentally let Da Huang run over.

He slightly bent his body and smiled apologetically at everyone:

"Sorry, I didn't disturb you guys while you were eating, did I?"

Jiang Mian, who was looking at Da Huang with a motherly smile, just smiled and waved her hand generously, saying in a casual tone:

"It's okay, it's called Da Huang, right? It's really cute. "

After saying that, he waved to the already full Da Huang.

Da Huang always knows how to handle the meat-giving benefactor. He shook his head and licked it with his tongue.

"Haha..."

Niu Jianjun smiled at her a little embarrassedly, then stepped forward and grabbed Da Huang and pulled it aside.

Pressing its head, he taught it in a serious tone:

"You ate other people's meat today, so you can't go out to eat shit anymore, do you know?"

"..."

"? ? ?"

"!!!!"

Jiang Mian froze in place, the smile on her face cracked, and her voice seemed to tremble:

"You...you said it, what does it eat?"

Niu Jianjun looked at her cautiously:

"Eat...eat shit. "

Jiang Qiyu, who had been looking weird, finally took the opportunity to speak:

"I wanted to remind you just now. I saw it following the old yellow cow on the way to do the task. It ate whatever the cow pooped. It loved the hot stuff."

"......"

After saying that, Jiang Mian's expression became even more dazed.

Qi Yu, who had already put down his chopsticks, couldn't help but sneer, with undisguised ridicule in his tone:

"In fact, the puppy's mind is very simple. It just wants to eat, but doesn't know it's shit."